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Can't Take It 2

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/19/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended



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Can’t Take It 2

Kelly Madison Media/Juicy Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo, Teen Newcomers, Web-to-DVD

Director: Ryan Madison



Cast: Alexia Gold, Ryan Madison, Elektra Rose, Naomi West, Jennifer Bliss

Length: 143:37 minutes (the scenes grouped as follows: 66:40 + 36:37 + 40:20 minutes, on the first disc)

Date of Production: 1/1/2015


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Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers with a list of the second disc’s contents. The second disc also began with trailers until the selection screen came up to show a POV Fluffing Camera/BTS series of clips for the ladies in the 37:27 minute production. There was then a series of text questions and answers by the ladies, a photogallery of stills (polaroids with comments written on the sides), a true photogallery, a BTS photogallery, a 23:50 minute long solo scene with Ryan & Kelly Madison called “The Voodoo That I Do”, some trailers, and website spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Can’t Take It 2 was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Ryan Madison for Teen Fidelity. The production followed the performers around for more than just sex, using the mundane settings as a means of getting to know their personalities better. The scenarios were shot in different styles here, some of the issues with camera work and editing previously noted being addressed in spades to upgrade the footage in most cases. Multiple cameras appeared to be used, the framing and composition helped elevate it for me, the accurate flesh tones and usual lack of visual gimmicks a nice touch too. The aural components were also well done, the vocals easy to hear and the balance of the elements showing more effort, the 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate added in post production.

Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison make a nice variety of porn at Kelly Madison Media, the couple continually exploring new ideas and upgrading their works. The latest title in for review is called Can’t Take It 2, a series of four scenes that showcase an attractive array of newcomer ladies having sex with Ryan, this time offering women that even I have limited exposure to. I didn’t get to see the first volume of the show last year but suspect it was pretty good having delved slightly into this one, the title collecting four scenes from their Teenfidelity website with cuties including Elektra Rose, Alexia Gold, Jennifer Bliss, and Naomi West boning Ryan Madison, the specific scenarios described below but Jennifer’s scene previously released on Real Life 4 last year.

The back cover described the movie like this: “The great things about teen pussies are how tight and unexperienced they are. Some girls even more so! Kelly Madison Media has found 4 of the tightest teen cunts that just Can't Take It! With Alexia Gold getting woken up by Ryan's big dick splitting her open so badly that pain turns to pleasure. Elektra Rose gets her sunbathing interrupted and ends up with two full loads of cum before her parents get home. Naomi West is still in braces but isn't afraid to suck cock to make sure her pussy can fit it all in. Ryan brings Jennifer Bliss to the house for a deep fucking that makes her scream as he fills her tiny twat with is cock before unleashing a massive load all over her cute glasses. They try but they just Can't Take It!” The company press release described the production like this: “” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Can’t Take It: Alexia Gold, a cute little blond with an adorably fleshy ass was up first with Ryan Madison, the gal bouncing on a trampoline in various states of undress as part of the tease montage. This was interspersed with footage of Ryan in a dream sequence, the couple kissing on a red couch underneath some very cool pictures of roses (but no yellow roses?!?) before he started playing with her small, natural tits. His foreplay extended to include some pussy play under her skimpy panties, Alexia dropping to her knees to slob his knob as but her skills would allow her. That she took over half his turgid rod into her mouth with minimal issue was impressive for a newcomer, her throating leading to some nut nuzzling and then all sorts of vaginal penetration positions, a lot of energy seen at times by the enthusiastic couple even if Alexia did have some trouble handling Ryan’s rod as the theme of the movie. Given Ryan’s ability to pop more than once (hence his nickname: Multi-pop Madison), the important release of nut juice was when her tight bald beaver drained his dragon of semen in missionary on the red love seat, Ryan really having to work to get inside of her as deeply as he did before glazing her face. The company described this scene like this: “Alexia Gold just awoke from a dream that like most dreams, made absolutely no sense, but when she wakes up to Ryan's big hard cock, she finds that reality is a bit too much to handle. She can shove his cock down her throat with ease but when it comes to taking it in her tight teen pussy, she can't tell the difference between pain and extreme pleasure.”



Scene Two: Dirty Neighbor: Elektra Rose, another adorable young newcomer cutie, was up next with Ryan Madison, her long brown hair and skimpy yellow bikini helping make her alluring enough for his character to peep on her as she played in the pool. As the company tease montages always seem to tell a story (where the lack of vocals allows the viewer to fill in the needed blanks or gaps), the scruffy man complimented her and slapped her perky ass before she was blowing him energetically, some slow motion showing his turgid pecker poking the inside of her mouth. The outside oral by the cute gal continued in the pool, the couple moving into him porking her pussy as best he could considering how tight she was and his rapid fire tapping style. Not all of the footage was explicit but that didn’t bother me as she was very emotive about the combination of pleasure and pain she endured, her eye contact not as strong as I’d hoped but sufficient when the teen faced him. The fucking on the edge of the pool where he held her by her tresses of hair was funny too, pushing her in before she came up to blow him aggressively with some hand to gland friction, the camera losing focus too much but the sexy teenager actively riding him as best she could even as they moved into the house. The wealth of sperm delivered to her stomach and crotch in the final moments of the scene led to them playfully jumping in the inflatable kiddy pool to wash off first, his balls milked of seed before they went into the bigger pool to play. The company described this scene like this: “Elektra Rose likes to her summer days sunbathing and having pool side fun in her backyard, knowing full well that her horny neighbor Ryan likes to play voyeur. Though this has happened many times, Ryan finally decides to stop watching and start playing. When he approaches her and gets the "ok" to take things to the next level, he gives her two hot loads of cum before her parents get home.”



Scene Three: Bang My Braces: Naomi West, a skinny brunette with braces and a huge smile, was up next in thigh high pink and white stockings, a matching white skirt, a pink tank top and her colorful panties as seen featured on the front cover. The montage showed her playing in the backyard with the pool, hula hoops, and such, Ryan Madison walking in the house to find a big mess as left by the gal (where the dog got into the snacks and such), her ass sticking out drawing his attention as he observed her in the back yard playing. She came into the kitchen for him to kiss her yummy ass, Naomi leading him to the bedroom where she sprawled out on the bed with her legs spread wide so he could gobble her gash at length. Her soft moans worked him up to muff dive harder, the gal reciprocating with a fairly solid hummer and serving as his cock socket for him to throat. The oral led to her leaving her muff buffer skirt on to bounce on his pecker, the gal struggling to go balls deep but sure making it all look good even if some of the special effects and camera angles did not enhance the action as much as someone clearly thought they did. It was too the point where it looked like frames were being dropped with some footage though I admit this was a minor issue compared to how much I enjoyed the tryst. Her eye contact was modest at best and her vocals were much too repetitive but Naomi had a tremendous amount of untapped potential from what I could see, the ending missionary fucking pushing Ryan over the edge even if she did give some post coital head. The company described this scene like this: “Naomi's a cute teen with braces, but we know how much of a nymph she can really be! When she drinks a bit of alcohol this young brunette becomes the hottest whore you've ever seen. She deep throats Ryan's dick and slobbers all over his balls so she can push his cock into her hungry twat to get filled with cum and get another load on her body!”



Scene Four: Real Life 9: Jennifer Bliss, Ryan Madison, Jennifer Bliss, a short mousy gal with pretty eyes and a lean figure, was up next as the final scene of the first disc. She was featured on the front cover in her green sweater and white t-shirt with blue jean shorts as displayed on the upper left corner of the front cover. Ryan Madison initially drove her home in the SUV, having her take off her bra to show some boobs shaking action as they ended up on the bed. Her size made him look much bigger than a normal sized woman would, the editing of the many camera angles a bit too aggressive at times though there were fewer issues with quality control this time. She blew him like she was no stranger to giving a hummer, her eye contact modest but her mouth work sufficient to show her handful of scenes not indicative of her talents. Ryan had her positioned with her shorts part way down her legs so her cute ass would stand out more, her panties hugging her tightly and her glasses left on her face for those into that kind of thing. That she nibbled nuts and licked him lightly as he beat off was interesting but this entire scene struck me as different from the first two (and a lot different from the last scene), as she pumped away on his cock, the abundance of lubricant a bit gross in the bird’s eye camera held by Ryan. As Jennifer pushed back on his rod to go about half way inside her cookie, she tease Ryan into kneeling and doing more work himself, nutting on her face with his manly fluids before Jennifer provided some post coital head to clean him up. The company described this scene like this: “Jennifer Bliss is young and fresh to the world of porn and today she's gonna get broken in properly by Ryan. When he brings her home she's knows what's on the agenda but has no idea what to expect when Ryan takes control of the situation and leaves a big load on her cute hipster glasses.” The company described this scene this time like this: “Jennifer Bliss is young and fresh to the world of porn and today she's gonna get broken in properly by Ryan. When he brings her home she's knows what's on the agenda but has no idea what to expect when Ryan takes control of the situation and leaves a big load on her cute hipster glasses.”

Summary: Can’t Take It 2 by director Ryan Madison for Porn Fidelity had four scenes centering on a newcomer teen theme with hotties like Elektra Rose, Alexia Gold, Jennifer Bliss, and Naomi West providing replay value and strokability, their trysts meriting a rating of Recommended though if you bought Real Life 4 already, it had the same scene starring Jennifer Bliss that I liked so much. I can’t say which, if any of these newcomers will go on to become bigger names as time marches onward in the industry but there was a lot of potential brought forth so I won’t be surprised to see a few of them “make it bigger” if they land the right roles this year Naomi having a “fuck me hard” look to her and Jennifer offering the geeky girl next door look as but two examples. In short, Can’t Take It 2 was well worth collecting if you enjoy the cast of cuties as much as I did so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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