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Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/20/15

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It’s Getting Sirious (aka: Sirious)

Pure Play Media/Popporn

Genre: Spotlight Showcase, Siri

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Director: Nate Liquor


Cast: Siri, Dane Cross, Remy LaCroix, Tommy Pistol, Derrick Pierce

Length: 99:50 minutes

Dates of Production: 7/30/2014, 8/2/2014, 8/5/2014

Extras: The only extra was a short slideshow.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Sirious was presented in a crisp anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Nate Liquor for release by Popporn under the Pure Play Media distribution banner. The flesh tones were accurate, the framing and other camera work attributed to Nate was solid, and the scenes lacked a company watermark. The editing seemed basic enough with few jarring changes and I saw few compression artifacts on my big screen television. The disc was not on a DVD-R as I have seen advertised, my older player not handling those all that well and I had no troubles playing the show at all. The aural components were presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English, the opening tease footage for some scenes offering some music like the opening and ending credits did. The limited vocals were easily heard and mixed well into the show, some background noises heard a bit too loudly in the first scene but otherwise under control.


Body of Review: Nate Liquor has long been a well respected director/production hand in the industry, his works renowned for their technical excellence. Nate has been working for Popporn for some time now, previous reviews singing his many manly virtues though now he is in charge. The company now has a distribution deal with Pure Play Media and their first release is called It’s Getting Sirious or Sirious for short, the flick a spotlight showcase for curvy redhead Siri to strut her stuff in four scenes. There was a POV hummer with Dane Cross, a lesbian scene with smoking hot Remy LaCroix, a B/G scene with Dane Cross, and a threesome with the fine fleshy female tackling Derrick Pierce and Tommy Pistol. Before the movie coming in, I heard nothing about it whatsoever but as someone who appreciates much of Siri’s works to date, I was interested right off the bat. The back cover described the movie like this: “All-natural beauty Siri hypnotizes and sizzles in this sexually dynamic adult spotlight feature. Watch as the curvy goddess herself unleashes her H-cup tits and amazing ass in every sex-soaked scene. From a scorching girl-girl vignette that finds fan-favorite Remy LaCroix coupled with Siri for the very first time to a stunning, cum-drenched display where Siri takes on two cocks and comes out victorious, this movie is not to be missed. POPPORN Productions wants you to get Sirious with this all-Siri release!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Siri, the sexy babe featured on the front cover, was up first in a small apartment setting wearing a sheer black negligee as the redhead teased Dane Cross in point of view (POV). He said nothing and lounged back as she slobbed his knob, nuzzled his nuts, applied ample hand to gland friction, and superior eye contact as she drained his dragon of semen. Her devoted oral was splendid and his modest member benefitted from all the attention, the background noise from vehicles and traffic only somewhat distracting. There was some titty fucking too but given his size compared to hers, her boobs devoured his rod as easily as her mouth, the man jerked off to completion around the 17 minute mark of the movie into her hand and on her face.


Scene Two: Siri, next up in bed wearing sheer pink bikini undies, teased briefly with a big smile as she seduced the camera, Dane Cross joining her to paw her and kiss her as he quickly tried to drop his trousers. His turgid member was soon swallowed by Siri’s enthusiastic mouth as he struggled to take off her bra, the gal sitting on his face to get her gash gobbled before she switched to actively riding his cock. She rapidly pumped on his rod to go balls deep in hopes of milking his balls dry, her hips bucking and additional oral provided between positions like the doggy and spooning until he unleashed his small wad on her tits, Siri tasting his seed as the camera faded out.


Scene Three: Siri, in black bikini undies, and total sweetheart booty princess Remy LaCroix, were up next on an old brown couch as they savored each other orally. I known many of you get bored quickly with lesbian action (unless you’re included), Remy’s thong riding up her perky ass just like Siri’s much larger pair of animal print panties seemed to hold in some massive boulders as well as her hairy snatch. The background noise could be heard again but not as frequently, the ladies providing the chemistry the first two scenes appeared to lack. Remy gingerly went down on Siri’s crotch and ass as the scene progressed, the showcase starlet appreciating Remy and doing her just fine as she reciprocated in earnest. There was a lot of oral here and some caressing but it was overall a straightforward lesbian scene where the ladies both had fun with each other.


Scene Four: Siri, Tommy Pistol, and Derrick Pierce, were up last as black mesh dress adorned Siri provided about a half hour of fun. The tease was music infused as she shook her tits on a padded table in a dank dungeon of sorts, her shiny black PVC panties unzipped as she masturbated and her mesh body suit removed from her humongous tits as she warmed up briefly. The heavily tattooed guys pounced on her as the music faded out, Derrick stuffing his face in her ass as she blew Tommy. Derrick then boned her in doggy as she throated Tommy, switching directions to blow Derrick while Tommy slapped his balls against her ass as he went in as far as he could with her pussy as she rubbed it. She continued provided great eye contact as she allowed the full use of her pussy and mouth, one man always managing to drill her and Siri always trying to blow the other when they were in reach until the ending rounds of semen plastered her mouth and face as she took her hand to gland friction to each (one in each hand) and alternated blowing them to completion, a fair amount of the fluids landing on her boobs and hair.

Summary: Sirious by director Nate Liquor for release by Popporn under the Pure Play Media banner was a great deal of fun that should be considered a “must have” for fans of Siri anywhere. The curvy redhead sucked dick, ate pussy, and took a brutal pounding from two capable meat puppets after a preliminary warm up with a lesser talent, the net result earning the production a respectable Rent It for a more general audience. The extras were light and there could have been more tease footage to flesh out the running time, the true test of what the rating should be for an individual would center on the question of how much do you enjoy watching Siri in action? That said, Sirious starred an attractive young lady with an all natural body that always manages to get a rise out of me sexually, the gal built for comfort over speed and thick enough to appeal to BBW fans but lean enough for the rest of the world to understand her adorable appeal as well so give it a shot (and have fun!).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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