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Anal Warriors

Studio: ArchAngel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/22/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Anal Warriors

Girlfriends Films/Archangel

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

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Director: Mimefreak


Cast: Dana DeArmond, Prince Yahshua, Adriana Chechik, Carlo Carrera,, Natasha Starr, Jon Jon, Isiah Maxwell, Donny Sins, Jada Stevens, Lexington Steele, Bailey “Dahlia Sky” Blue

Length: 148:47 minutes

Date of Production: 8/23/2014 to 9/9/2014


Extras: There was a photogallery and pop shot recap but the best extra was the 37:09 minute long Behind the Scenes feature which amounted to an interesting set of interviews with most of the performers (male and female) fans should appreciate. .

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Warriors was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mimefreak for new company Archangel under the Girlfriends Films banner. While not to everyone’s liking, I found Mimefreak’s movies for his last place of employment to be pretty good or better on average, the man a force to be reckoned with well before he was being formally credited as a director. Now that he is working for this new company, I expect great things from him, his use of solid amounts of lighting, a single camera, and elegance through simplicity greatly assisted by the careful selection of casting and editing The video bitrate was okay and on my big screen television the number of compression artifacts was modest, the lack of a company watermark offset by the slightly washed out look of the scenes but the overall visual experience worked for me. The aural aspects of the show were handled in 2.0 Dolby Digital, the vocals easily heard and the uncredited music during the tease sessions sounding quite familiar, my impression being the audio was captured on the built in microphone of the handheld camera.

Body of Review: Mimefreak is the primary director for new company Archangel under the Girlfriends Films label. His latest title in for review is called Anal Warriors, a set of five scenes tarring ladies that enjoy getting fucked in the ass. The tease footage was typically less explicit than most porn and started off with a sort of reality television sort of approach but the casting of the ladies was a decent mix of young and old with Jada Stevens, Adriana Chechik, and Dahlia Sky (usually called Bailey Blue) leading the pack. The majority of scenes focused on interracial action too, Prince Yahshua and Lexington Steele the better known meat puppets this time. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Dana DeArmond, a well known brunette “porn unicorn” in certain circles, was up first in a revealing white top and tight blue jeans as she smoked a cancer stick, the gal walking down the sidewalk until entering the house to get Prince Yahshua interested in her. Dana lightly caressed herself and gave him a lap dance as he laid back, peeling off her attire slowly to include her black bikini undies and rub herself for him. There was little oral initially though after some porking Dana slobbed his knob, nuzzled his nuts, and applied some hand to gland friction on him. Prince rimmed her and gobbled her gash more aggressively after he started porking her pucker, pushing her down and slapping her ass as he whispered to her. Dana was an active rider in certain positions and a capable anal enthusiast, throating much of his turgid rod between penetrative positions on the white couch. This continued until she milked his balls dry of semen, allowing the seed to fall down her face onto her body rather than swallow it.


Scene Two: Adriana Chechik, an all natural brunette with fetching eyes and a body built for speed over comfort, was up next as she prowled the streets in sheer black lingerie until hooking up with muscular Carlo Carrera on what appeared to be a loading dock. There was a platform used where she bent over to show her thong nestled deep in her splendid ass crack, the weird music playing as he watched her brief session of wiggling before she walked over to him to excite him some more. She unfastened his pants and dropped down to slob his knob, throating his respectably sized cock in a slightly sloppy hummer with ample hand friction to ready him as her eye contact proved to be quite solid. He barely reciprocated before drilling her passive ass as she held her legs spread far apart, the gal very loud about what was happening to her as she remained deathly still. The excess lube build up was gross but she paid it no mind as she did some ATM, the two engaging in doggy where she at least tried to push back a little to meet his thrusts, her juicy heart shaped ass which gave her a pronounced and extended anal gape hang time. Adriana was good about sucking him clean after each few positions though, the gal draining his dragon of sperm to land on her face where she swallowed a bit of it.


Scene Three: Natasha Starr, a lean gal wearing a black mesh top and matching lingerie under her blue jean shorts, was up next smoking a cancer stick as some footage of her was captured outside at night by a steel fence. Unlike most of her peers, she was paired up with quantity over quality, Jon Jon, Isiah Maxwell, and Donny Sins tasked with testing her anal warrior skills in a barren but well lit room. There was a platform bed by the fireplace as she took them on one by one, kneeling down as she blew them enthusiastically with solid eye contact and hand to gland friction before all three of her holes were worked over, typically one or two at a time. She was an active vaginal rider but when it came to anal she sure slowed down a bunch, building up speed once her ass warmed up to bring it home quite well to elicit their rounds of manly fluids on her face and into her mouth for a bit of swallowing.


Scene Four: Jada Stevens, a curvy beauty with an amazing ass, was up next in a skimpy bra and tight jeans as she walked down the street, her voice over making it clear she felt she deserved the title of anal warrior more than most of her peers. The camera caught some footage of her in the street attire before she was on a couch in black lingerie posing. To say she had the most magnificent ass of the entire cast would be a no brainer, her fleshy rump long held as an inspiration to ass given the exact curvature and firmness, Lexington Steele drooling as he watched from the sidelines in the well lit room just bidding his time to bust a nut in her. He whipped out his pecker and she aggressively sucked the top third of it, her superior eye contact and streamers showing her passion for pecker before he went right into her ass in a standing doggy. Jada rode with increasing desire as she warmed up too, her verbal encouragement and ass shaking adding replay though the director yelling out again was a pain. The oral and anal worked overall though, Lex plunging balls deep in her to bone her like he owned her until he plastered her back and ass with his seed.


Scene Five: Bailey “Dahlia Sky” Blue, the fetching young blond featured on the front cover, finished up the action with studly Prince Yahshua in what was billed as her first interracial and first interracial anal scene. She wore slutty attire as seen on the front cover, the fishnet stockings and torn shorts barely covering her perky posterior as Prince looked on in the weather worn commercial area, the man all over her and vice versa as she ground her ass into his growing bulge. Bailey has been very well received of late and in terms of newcomer hotties, it’d be tough to find much fault with anyone suggesting she was anything less than what she was sold here as, her seductive oral leading to his reciprocation as well as vaginal and anal fucking. While not extremely active at riding, her oral was solid and she seemed to have some chemistry with Prince, her sexy ass as desirable as ever as she allowed him to slam her ass quite hard (and pussy even harder), Bailey appearing to get off at least once with him before he blasted her open mouth with his manly seed.

Summary: Anal Warriors by director Mimefreak for Girlfriends Films under the Archangel label featured Bailey Blue in her advertised first interracial and interracial anal scenes. The other ladies were established anal acrobats of one sort or another too, Jada Stevens one of the best in the business, Dana DeArmond certainly proving her own anal worth hundreds upon hundreds of times, beautiful Adriana Chechik perhaps the sexiest of the newcomers I’ve seen of late, and Natasha Starr tackling three men here so my rating of Recommended seemed fair. In short, Anal Warriors showed no obvious warrior theme and could have used a healthier dose of tease footage in a more traditional sense but director Mimefreak was trying to do something different and proved his gonzo was worth watching all over again under this new label so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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