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Dirty Santa

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/24/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Dirty Santa

Digital Playground

Genre: Web-to-DVD, Mini-series, Christmas

Director: Jakodema


Cast: Isabella De Santos, Tommy Gunn, Lola Foxx, Dane Cross, Allie Haze, Summer Brielle Taylor, Nina Elle, Daniel Hunter, Mia Malkova, Ryan Driller, Phoenix Marie, Tommy Pistol, Morgan Lee, Sara Luvv, Sasha Heart, Dick Chibbles

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Non-sex roles: Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Helly Mae Hellfire, Nikki Daniels, Delilah Davis, Kelly Shibari, Paisley Parker, Mia Austin, Kevin Young, The RZO, Shaun Rivera Length: 208:09 minutes

Date of Production: 9/25/2014


Extras: There were some trailers and a photogallery

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Santa was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jakodema for Digital Playground. Billy Visual and Sir Richard Manwin III worked the cameras while Joey Pulgadas, Evulatheng, PJ Bronson, and Baggus Young handled editing, Mark Nicolson working the jib, and Kylie Ireland & Andy Appleton excellently took care of art direction. As a mini-series of six episodes, I think I would have preferred the episodes to be edited into a single movie rather than maintain the episodic manner with front & back credits every half hour or so but the flesh tones were accurate, the holiday theme silly but well handled overall, and the framing and lighting making it look good with cute special effects. The editing and camera work was well done and the art directing team hit a home run, the sex and cast nicely done too. There was no company watermark and the visuals were full of the holiday spirit. The aural aspects of the show were in the usual post production added 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround using a 448 Kbps audio bit rate, the vocals easily heard and the score well done, Seth Cardigan credited for sound (and the ambient noises were blended in nicely).


Body of Review: Jakodema is best known these days as the lead director for Digital Playground, his stand alone movies and series getting better with time. His latest to come in is called Dirty Santa, a whimsical tale of holiday spirit that should be trotted out each year to compliment the many mainstream shows we’ve all seen dozens of times, the story about Santa Claus having a rough time so he hands off his duties to three goofballs who promptly take advantage of the situation. Sure there were times when I rolled my eyes at the script and acting but it was all in good fun, the six episode length of the series a change of pace from the longer shows the company has sometimes struggled with to keep on point. With a hot cast of attractive ladies such as Performer of the Year Phoenix Marie, perky Mia Malkova, adorable Lola Foxx, Sara Luvv, Allie Haze and others, I really liked this one. The back cover described the movie like this: “After getting his butt whooped, Santa asks three guys, Tom, Dick and Harry to save Christmas by using his magical suit. The suit has the power to teleport anywhere, deliver presents and more. The men agree to help and Tom goes first, but decides to teleport to his ex-girlfriend’s house for makeup sex! Dick is next, and he quits delivering presents midway to fulfill his own naughty Christmas wish for a foursome with hot playmates. Finally it’s Harry’s turn and not only did he deliver all the presents, he was offered to take Santa’s place. Christmas is saved and the North Pole awaits Harry’s arrival, especially Mrs. Claus who’s warming up for post-holiday celebratory sex!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Fucking Around The Christmas Tree: Isabella De Santos, a sultry hotty in red & white lingerie, was first up on the bed when she was masturbating. Her all natural body smoked as she spread her legs and fingered herself to get her juices flowing, the gal interrupted by Tommy Gunn in a Santa outfit though both encountered the real Santa who Tommy sent packing. Isabella rewarded her protector with a kiss before pulling him down to her on the bed where her prominent tan line looked even better given the dark red and black bedspread. She spread her legs and helped him undress as they continued to kiss, her good eye contact encouraging the muscular man to caress her lovely frame just as she felt him up too. She dropped down to slob his knob, gingerly licking and sucking him while applying some hand to gland friction jerking him off as she looked deep into his eyes. She then mounted him vaginally to actively ride his turgid pecker which allowed for a fine shot of her ass in cowgirl, Tommy spanking her ripe rump before more fucking led to him gobbling her gash in missionary. She was beaming over his talented tongue, soon sliding into her again in the scene airing on 11/29/2014, some intensity between the chemistry filled pair before more doggy drained his dragon of semen that he tossed on her face and tongue as she kept looking up at him, some post coital head polishing him off.


Scene Two: All I Want For Christmas Is A Revenge Bang: Lola Foxx, a curvy brunette with a world class ass and pretty face, was up next with Dane Cross, the scene airing on 12/6/2014. He sought to make up with her and her sheer green nighty looked good on her all natural body, the two working out their differences before she started blowing him with some hand action on the tan couch. Her strong legs and erect nipples drew my attention momentarily but her active oral was the initial focal point, the gal mounting him in cowgirl to show her wonderful ass bouncing up and down as her pussy engulfed his boner to the balls. This active riding enhanced the scene and her moans were not overly loud, the doggy with her head down and ass in the air looking even better as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. She gave a lot more head between the positions too, the guy remaining in his Santa suit as he enjoyed her bald beaver and mouth so much before she milked his balls dry of sperm all over her face.



Scene Three: Jingle All The Way: Allie Haze, Summer Brielle Taylor, and Nina Elle where then jumping the bones of “Santa” Daniel Hunter in a big bed, the scene airing on 12/13/2014. The ladies all wore red and white lingerie, delighted at being able to service the mythical man with blowjobs and active vaginal riding, the ladies taking turns with him and each other as he caressed them and they smiled like they were getting extra presents. Summer really inhaled his erection after Allie warmed him up, some 69 leading to Summer jumping on his cock to impale herself with Nina following and Allie bending over after that. The ladies gave a lot of oral between positions and while I would have preferred they focus all of their energies on Daniel, seeing two gals do each other beside the primary act of a guy on gal added some replay value at times even if they were over the top aurally. The scene ended when Allie jerked him to completion all over the faces of the three ladies kneeling in front of him in bed, the gals kissing to savor the manly fluids before the feature elements kicked in again with some special effects.


Scene Four: Candy Cane Lane: Mia Malkova, an adorable little blond newcomer with an award winning body and pretty face, was up next with Ryan Driller on a couch in a scene airing on 12/20/2014. They had a heart to heart talk and were soon kissing, her thong nestled deep inside her delicious ass crack as her red dress was discarded to show her in perfect classic black lingerie. She climbed onto his lap and the camera spent ample time on her ass as the couple caressed and kissed, Mia sliding off him to pull down his shorts for the blowjob. He started off with barely a chubby but she revived him in no time, throating him to the bone as he pawed her ass, her oral and manual work leading to some active cowgirl, spooning, and missionary until she pushed him over the edge to unleash his nut all over her torso.


Scene Five: Santa Claus Is Cumming: Phoenix Marie, the busty blond bombshell on the center of the front cover, was up next with Tommy Pistol, her recent win of the Performer of the Year and his own award wins made them a good couple for the North Pole pounding about to take place in the scene airing on 12/22/2014. The lucky man worshipped her shapely ass and large boobs before she knelt down to show her superior oral skills, easily throating him to his balls as he face fucked the fine female. She then gave him a foot job and he munched her rug, some choking engaged in as he porked her hairy pussy and ass, glazing her incredible ass and feet for her to lick clean. It was an active ride and led to some interesting moments with the all female group of elves offering a hilarious moment with Dick and Tommy afterwards.



Scene Six: It’s A Wonderful Life: Morgan Lee, a lean brunette sunbathing in a pink and white polka dotted bikini, was up next with Dick Chibbles out by the pool. He was dressed formally as they discussed his future plans, some kissing leading to his hands massaging her perky little tits and crotch. He gave her a titty suck and the briefest of head before she lip locked on his cock, the gal aggressively blowing him outside before he licked her some more and started drilling her bald beaver in earnest. The missionary led to doggy but the scene cut out to wrap up a lot of the storylines before the show strangely went back to elves played by Sara Luvv & Sasha Heart had a separate lesbian tryst in the Santa’s workshop location from the previous episode. The scene aired on 12/24/2014 and both gals were frisky about going down on each other and rimming, some playful spanking and kissing leading to alternating cunnilingus and glass dildos used to penetrate each other. The gals ended up in a 69 on the floor, the eating out and pussy rubbing getting them all juicy before the female elves (and Mrs. Claus) engaged in some post holiday dancing with their tits hanging out.

Summary: Dirty Santa by director Jakodema for Digital Playground might not appeal to the cynical or people that hate the holidays but the heated sexual trysts, the solid cast of sexy ladies, and the overall cuteness of the fantasy elements brought forth so well by Jakodema’s go-to art directing team of Kylie Ireland and Andy Appleton (as well as the other team members of the crew) made this a winner worthy of being Highly Recommended. It had some quirks and lack of polish at times but I cannot deny the fun factor being so plentiful, the show working for me on multiple levels. In short, Dirty Santa was a Christmas tale with all the fantasy and whimsy one might expect balanced against a solid cast having some strokable sex with lots of replay value so it admittedly stood out for me over the darker themed features that are so in vogue with some so give it a look and be prepared to smile a lot as you fill your spank bank with inspirational material courtesy of Jakodema and team.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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