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Nutz About Butts

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/31/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Nutz About Butts

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Big Ass, Gonzo

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Director: Chris Streams


Cast: Mercedes Carrera, Manuel Ferrara, Abella Danger, Erik Everhard, Mandy Muse, Gabriella Paltrova, Ashley Fires, Toni Ribas

Length: 140:01 minutes

Date of Production: 12/30/2014


Extras: The best extra was the 37:54 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by talented Tony Flush interviewing the ladies. It was well worth watching and showed the ladies having fun. There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Nutz About Butts was shot in anamorphic widescreen by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video the four scene gonzo affair focusing on women with large, delicious asses. As with virtually all of Chris’ works, the lighting was solid and he followed the time tested formula of women teasing in lingerie to warm the audience up, his framing with the camera and steady hand enhancing the outcome just as the decent editing by R. Patrick helped polish it up over the jerky looking gonzo you find all too often as corners are cut by weaker companies. There was a company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen during the show but it was light enough and small enough to be of minimal concern, Chris keeping most of the action away from that area of the screen knowing ahead of time where it will be, the flesh tones accurate and overall visual presentation just fine. The 2.0 Dolby Digital aural tracks were basic too, the music during the credits or voices heard during the scenes exactly what one expects of modern gonzo without any dubs and minimal background noises to speak of.


Body of Review: Chris Streams has come a very long way since his days at Shane’s World shooting footage anonymously, the director only starting to become appreciated in any real sense of the word when he began working for Jules Jordan Video, garnering awards from all the top organizations. His latest release is called Nutz About Butts, a set of four gonzo scenes featuring five shapely ladies with well rounded rumps all worth adoration. With gals like Ashley Fires, Mandy Muse, Abella Danger, Mercedes Carrera, and Gabriella Paltrova, I knew there would be ample spank bank material to last me for awhile, the emphasis on ass-centric tease enhancing the show for me. It should also be noted that the ladies were almost certain to give better performances given the use of men like Manuel Ferrara and Erik Everhard in the scenes with them. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Mercedes Carrera, the shapely brunette bombshell featured bending over on the lower left corner of the front cover in sexy lingerie, was up with her favorite partner, Manuel Ferrara in the opening scene. She paraded her sexy ass out around the pool in the back yard while showing off just how firm she was in slow motion before ending up in the living room to peel off her panties and shake her ass. Manuel walked over to her sporting a turgid pecker sticking out of her pants and she instinctively sucked it, the gal taking ever increasing amounts into her throat as she aggressively worked the boner with a substantial amount of enthusiasm. They then kissed as she applied some hand to gland friction on his erection which led to him lowering her down to the tan love seat so he could gobble her gash, fingering her to increase her excitement levels as her solid eye contact helped establish more of a connection between them. He then stuffed his face in her ass and fingered her perfect pucker, slapping her rump red before she blew him some more. This led to a variety of active vaginal penetration positions, Manuel fingering her ass at times while porking her neatly trimmed pussy, her later oral even including some nut nuzzling and salad tossing. More fucking between the passionate duo finishing up as she milked his balls dry with an ending hummer that glazed her face with semen. Mercedes continued to provide him with post coital head and gazed straight at the camera as the picture faded out.


Scene Two: Abella Danger, the all natural newcomer featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next in her cover lingerie slowly shaking her body in an alluring manner as she teased under a trellis as she caressed herself. Her makeup was applied too heavy for my tastes but that heart shaped ass of hers was amazingly firm and flexible, her mesh top cast aside to show her rock hard nipples and no panties covering her bald beaver. Her much appreciated tease sequence was followed by her crawling over to the long beige couch, Erik Everhard waiting to show her how a first tier male performs so much better than the mopes newcomers generally get stuck with. He went down on her right away, diving into her ass when she bent over to savor her precious pucker at length as she lightly moaned, none of the loud yelling some newcomers equate with “faking an orgasm” provided as he continued to warm her up. Abella then reciprocated with a strong blowjob, throating the man’s erection with ease as she looked up at him adoringly. Erik continued to finger her and slap her ass too, her attire slowly peeled off as he proved ready to bone her like he owned her. She climbed up into his lap to impale her pussy from there, rocking back and forth as well as bouncing to get him into her balls deep, additional positions showing her to be an active rider too before she drained his dragon of sperm that he delivered to her face, Abella playing with his manly fluids before swallowing them in the chemistry filled tryst.


Scene Three: Mandy Muse, a particularly appealing newcomer, and established booty babe Gabriella Paltrova, both located on the upper right corner of the front cover, were then up next with Manuel Ferrara. The ladies were advertised as doing anal in the scene and given the wealth of curvy ass flesh both sported, the dynamic of new and established ladies sharing the male performer of the year seemed a great idea to me. The tease included some slow motion booty play, the facial expressions almost as strokable as the booty clapping and hand inspired shaking as the ladies played together out by the pool. The tease music stopped when the ladies walked into the popular porn living room, the gals kneeling down on the beige couch to double team him orally. While neither could throat him, they did work his rod from both ends, sucking the head and stroking the shaft as the other gal sucked his balls and licked his taint (perhaps even his ass, the angle was not definitive). For his part, Manuel reciprocated like few of his peers care to, like Erik in the previous scene he acted like it was his mission to get them off orally and using his hand in heated manner, the difference this time being that he could go down on the bald beaver of one gal while the other continued aggressive working him orally too. There was more teaming up on him and great eye contact, the heat of the scene such that the ladies felt compelled to share him as they licked one another, none of the “third wheel sitting off to the side BS” I see all too often in weaker gonzo porn. As heated as the action started, it got better as “dirty fucking bitch” Mandy fingered Gabriella’s yummy ass as Manuel was pounding Gabriella vaginally, the newcomer giving her some head and licking his bouncing balls as much as her Gabi’s sweet ass. That led to the first part of the anal and Manuel soon took care of the other part by porking Mandy’s perfect pucker as Gabi sat on the gal’s face, the levels of lust and chemistry standing out as all three seemed intent on getting their partner’s off. There was ATM and a lot more plowing too, the ladies kneeling side by side for Manuel to blast their faces with his juices, the oral double teaming beginning again as they cum swapped and swallowed in sloppy fashion. The company website described the scene like this: “Gabriella Paltrova, Mandy Muse Make The Perfect Ass Sandwich. Two, count em, two hot brunettes who want nothing more than to get fucked in their big round butts, eat whore ass and suck cock. From the spelling impaired title NUTZ ABOUT BUTTS here comes depravity, detailing anal, ass to mouth, cum swapping, rimming, and all manner of sick sexual feats that are guaranteed to get you off. Not to be missed, bro.”


Scene Four: Ashley Fires, the gorgeous blond extreme queen featured on the top left corner of the front cover in black lingerie, was up last as she engaged in a heated tease session before working with Toni Ribas and Erik Everhard. Her sheer panties revealed her wonderful ass and her hard body was as alluring as ever, the heart shape of her ass and all natural boobs complimenting the brilliance of her pretty eyes and attractive face. Those familiar with Ashley know that unlike the majority of women in porn who claim to be there for the “sex”, she so often gets into the action that the fantasy and reality blend accordingly, the prowling manner she crawled on the floor to arrive at the beige couch matched only by the look in her eyes when confronted by the boners immediately before her, the guys clearly having watched her tease too. To say Ashley’s eye contact was superior to her peers would be accurate but only half so, she shared her focus with both men as she so aggressively inhaled their cocks and they used her as an oral cock socket. The throating and playful oral antics led to the men pounding her hard in alternating turns as she would slob the knob of the other male, some spanking and rough sex included as her active vaginal riding led to anal and the advertised DP. That Ashley remained an active rider as they tore into her ass, the gal shaking in orgasms at times, was part and parcel of her usual enjoyment of the action, her patch of pubic hair neatly trimmed into a triangle with a few wisps of hairs pointing to her heavenly crotch as she embraced everything they did, even Toni slapping the bottom of her feet hard as he was balls deep in her ass while she sucked off Erik. The double penetration showed how actively she could ride when locked down by two rods too, the guys feeding her their wealth of ejaculate as the dirty talk continued, some post coital head included after each men blasted her mouth.

Summary: Nutz About Butts by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video followed a fairly strict formula inspired by the lengthy body of work Jules Jordan himself has provided (which dozens of other directors have tried to emulate over the years), largely succeeding with high end technical values showcasing the ladies really well and the casting of excellent women and men making stand out nicely. Frankly, I was into it knowing Ashley Fires was one of the cast but Abella Danger, Mandy Muse, Mercedes Carrera and Gabriella Paltrova were all perfectly smoking hot in their scenes too, the generous curves and energetic performances enhanced by men they wanted to work with like Erik Everhard, Manuel Ferrara, and Toni Ribas. The resulting rating of Highly Recommended wasn’t hurt in the slightest by the inclusion of another set of lengthy Tony Flush interviews of the babes either, the man able to bring out the best of them when not in their scenes just as Chris gets their best work during the scenes to make this a winner. In short, Nutz About Butts could have been named “Nuts About Sluts” and remained truthfully advertised, the ladies putting on their best slutty attitudes to suck cock and ride the bologna pony either vaginally or anally to get off quite well so check this one out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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