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Fuck 'Em Slutty 5

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/2/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Fuck ‘Em Slutty 5

Kelly Madison Media/Juicy Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Kelly Madison (art direction) & Ryan Madison


Cast: Jynx Maze, Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison, Kimberly Kendall, Kayla West, Kendall Karson

Length: 134:12 minutes

Date of Production: 1/7/2015



Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers with a list of the second disc’s contents. The second disc also began with trailers until the selection screen came up to show a POV Fluffing Camera/BTS series of six clips for the ladies in the 45:37 minute production. There was then a series of text questions and answers by the ladies, a photogallery of stills (polaroids with comments written on the sides), a true photogallery, a BTS photogallery, some trailers, and website spam. I also really liked the bonus Kelly Madison scene called “Fire Ball” that lasted 36:50 minutes, Kelly and Ryan joined by redheaded Danni for a very heated tryst.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fuck ‘Em Slutty 5 was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Kelly Madison Media. The production followed the performers around for more than just sex, using the mundane settings as a means of getting to know their personalities better. For whatever reason, the camera work and lighting were much more straightforward this time than in some of the company’s recent productions, making the ladies look better as a result most of the time (a couple of scenes offering weak points as discussed below). While it seemed as though a few cameras shot the footage and some angles were not as well covered, the framing and composition helped elevate it for me, the accurate flesh tones and lack of visual gimmicks a nice touch too. And while I am only reviewing the standard definition DVD, the scenes were shot in 4K ultra high definition as I recall so web fans will have a better look at the details. The aural components were also well done, the vocals easy to hear and the balance of the elements showing more effort, the 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate added in post production. The final scene was music only with no vocals so that lost some points and the less explicit fucking in that scene and one of the others detracted but it was still a set of fun scenes for me.

Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison make a nice variety of porn at Kelly Madison Media, sometimes truly hitting the mark in ways that others miss but more importantly, trying a variety of new approaches to keep their myriad of fans happy and coming back for more. Their latest release being reviewed is the recently released Fuck ‘Em Slutty 5, a series of four scenes that eschew narrowly defined role play in favor of the ladies letting loose a bit more than usual to have a good times with the couple. I really liked that the couple included totally adorable Jynx Maze but Kayla West was appealing, Kendall Karson is always welcome, and Kimberly Kendall has proven her ability to slut it up into the big leagues more than a few times in the past.

The company website described the movie like this: “Young or old, big tits or small tits, the Madisons are going to fuck the sluttiest girls in the business. Jynx Maze takes 3 loads from Ryan's cock. Kimberly Kendall shows off her body in a sensual strip tease. Kayla West gets a deep creampie. And the best way of curing a New Year's Eve hangover is fucking Kendall Karson's wet and ready pussy. These girls get fucked every which way, but always slutty! Starring Kelly Madison's 34FF tits!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Teen In Distress: Jynx Maze, the cover cuties with the striped shirt and white panties, was up first with far curvier Kelly Madison, the award winning MILF beside her on the cover. Jynx got a flat on her bike and “friendly” Kelly took Jynx to the master bedroom and started caressing her fine young body, savoring her 19 year old boobs as both got naked. The caressing was mutual and led to gash gobbling and rimming, Ryan Madison joining them before too long to get his knob slobbed by both ladies. The double teaming oral was pretty hot and their attentive nature enhanced the scene for me, some nut nuzzling included before Ryan started taking turns pounding their pussies and fingering some ass though at the end he also tapped Jynx’s terrific young ass as well. Jynx left her socks on but was otherwise naked, Ryan eating the ladies out on a regular basis too as he boned them like he owned them in the playful tryst. Of special interest was how old multi-pop Madison drained his dragon not once or twice but three times as he plastered Jynx in her cookie, on her ass crack and in her mouth though how he held out during the titty fuck by Kelly was beyond me. This was the best scene of the day in most ways, a lot of enthusiasm and energy deployed throughout. The company described this scene like this: “Jynx was riding her bike when she got a flat and needed some help. Kelly and Ryan were more than willing to invite her in and tear her massive Latin ass up. This little Latina had never taken three loads before 1st in her panocha 2nd on her asshole 3rd all the way down her throat.”


Scene Two: Dirty Girl 2: Kimberly Kendall, a curvy brunette bombshell with a juicy ass and a body made for comfort, was up next as she shook her mighty money maker with some booty clapping and soon had Ryan Madison all over her. He pulled aside her g-string panties and she gave him a lap dance in the small living room set, teasing the growing bulge in his pants until he whipped out the turgid member for her to apply some hand to gland friction as well as throat handily. There was a sense of urgency to her oral ministrations and the slobber flew all around her, a titty fuck included on her massive mammaries before he banged her bald beaver in a multitude of positions. The scene got sloppier when her delicious ass was oiled up, the active rider showing Ryan a great time by mouth, pussy, and hand while maintaining solid eye contact during the passionate encounter. I also liked her streaming dirty talk the entire time, the slutty nature of her comments helping to milk his balls dry of sperm in the form of a believable vaginal creampie. The company described this scene like this: “Kimberly Kendall looks good and she knows it. She's one hell of a package, big lips, sexy face, nice body, big tits and a great ass. What more could a guy ask for? Or more importantly, what would you ask her to do for you? Ryan is ready to explore every inch of her body and leave her a nice, deep cream pie to remember him by. Judging by the sounds of her moans and the looks on her face, she's gonna remember him just fine.”


Scene Three: Welcome Home: Kayla West, a fetching little brunette in a revealing black tank top and stockings, was up next without any of the usual build up I like to see in Ryan Madison’s scenes. Instead, he was kissing her, pawing her, and stuffing his face between her ass cheeks until she dropped down to blow him. In an attentive fashion as saliva fell down her dress. While not the most orally aggressive member of the cast, Kayla had that youthful cuteness going for her, some modest tease included before they started vaginally hitting it. She was an active rider much of the time and while not as curvy as I tend to prefer, she was busty enough and possessed a thick enough ass to add to my spank bank a bit, Ryan roughing her up a bit before launching his wealth of manly fluids in her snatch. The company described this scene like this: “Kayla West has heard of the things that happen and The Madison house but has always wanted to experience it for herself. Today Ryan just called her up and said "come over". Without a moment to spare she got dolled up and left. When she got there, they waisted no time with pleasantries and got straight to fucking. They start from the doorway and make their way into the bedroom where Ryan leaves her a nice hot wet present in her pussy.”


Scene Four: New Year’s Lay: Kendall Karson, a slutty brunette with a lena body, was up last in a scene with Ryan Madison where the two appeared to be recovering from a night of hard partying on New Year’s Eve. She was asleep on the couch and he took advantage of her by munching her pussy, Kendall slowly waking up moaning as the oral pleasuring had the intended effect. As she woke up the couple kissed, the scene departing from most others for the company in that the music played the whole time and there were no vocals, an approach I admittedly hate outside of tease sessions. There was active vaginal riding and oral by both, some bubbly used to further the celebration but in the end, the creampie left her with a gift to taste. The company described this scene like this: “New Year's Day is a time when most people wake up hung over and tired from night of debauchery, regret and making promises that wont be kept. But this year Ryan wakes up to fulfill his new year's resolution which is to fuck someone who's name he can't recall for the life of him. This sexy stranger is Kendall Karson, a guest at Ryan's party from the night before and she's going to get gently caressed awake by a soft tongue and a hard cock.”

Summary: Fuck ‘Em Slutty 5 by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Porn Fidelity had four different kinds of scenes that all worked for me on several levels or more, the physical attractiveness of the ladies not hurting in the slightest though it was their universally slutty demeanor that held my attention the entire time. Jynx Maze, Kelly Madison, Kimberly Kendall, Kayla West, and Kendall Karson all deserved a nod here though I was very appreciative that Kelly was involved so much given the strength of her work with partner Ryan. The replay value and strokability were above average and the technical aspects seemed tp offer a mix of two better shot scenes and two from their older style so I rated this as Recommended, your mileage to vary if you have a specific fetish to be fulfilled. In short, Fuck ‘Em Slutty 5 had all the right stuff to stand out in a crowded field, the ladies, the technical aspects, and the extras all worth exploring so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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