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Phat Ass White Girls 13

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/13/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Scene trailers linked to screen captures below

Phat Ass White Girls (P.A.W.G.) 13

Jules Jordan Video/Morally Corrupt

Genre: Gonzo, Web-to-DVD

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Kimmy Olsen, Chris Strokes, Jodi Taylor, Mike Adriano, Dani Daniels, Phoenix Marie

Length: 196:22 minutes

Date of Production: 1/14/2015


Extras: The only extras were a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, a company website link that now works.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass White Girls 13 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video. Having reviewed several volumes of the series, my general observation is that the shows seem a bit rough around the edges compared to Mike’s work for Evil Angel but still provide a good amount of his usual fun factor frolicking my peers and I appreciate. The lighting and editing were decent here and while it seemed somewhat like a scaled down version of one of Mike’s double disc endeavors, I liked it nonetheless. The fleshtones, high compression rates, and other visual elements worked well enough to merit a nod, each of the ladies worth her weight in gold given the action too, though Mike’s cameraman went uncredited. The aural qualities of the show were definitely prone to comparison against other web to DVD productions, the vocals typically heard well enough though there were some portions where the ladies whispered comments instead of stating them loudly and proudly.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director of hardcore ass flicks for Morally Corrupt, Jules Jordan Video distributing their titles. His latest work coming in for review is called Phat Ass White Girls 13, four ladies with curvy backsides enjoyed some gonzo fun. This time, the ladies included a quintet of top babes including Performer of the Year Phoenix Marie, super cutie Dani Daniels, curvy Jodi Taylor, and fleshy little Kimmy Olsen; Phoenix and Kimmy advertised as doing anal per the front cover. There was a lot of oil, a lot of verbal banter between the performers and cameramen, and a great deal of fuck for the buck overall to make this series a fine starting point for those wanting heated sex with curvy babes. The company website describes the action like this: “We love ass so much, but there's always the rarity, one that is elusive and that is the white girl with the nice, think, juicy ass. So we decided to dedicate a site to nothing but white girls with big asses, your Phat Ass White Girls. There are strict criteria for this site, but it's pretty straight forward. Here you'll see nothing but the hottest white chicks with huge asses to go with them, making them bounce around as they get banged out. For the lucky ones, we even slide a nice cock into their asses, and it's basically game over. You won't find any hotter white chicks anywhere else. This will basically be the only site you will ever need. These girls' bodies are insane, thin waist and big butts. They make Fridays worth getting up for.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: An Anal Ass: Kimmy Olsen, the juicy thick blond featured in boxing gloves on the lower right corner of the cover, was up first in a gym setting with Chris Strokes once her tease was finished, her white panty hose with red g-string underneath looking sexy as fuck when she was bending over. I especially liked how she was oiled up, her heart shaped ass glistening as her thong nestled deep inside her crack. She then sat on the couch after displaying her perfect pucker, more oil applied to ready her for a pink vibrator, a few wisps of pubic hairs detected as she spread her legs wide in the air to masturbate. Chris fingered her pucker and rimmed her, eventually gobbling her gash as she shook her thunderous ass cheeks, her ass serving as the perfect target for him to bone like he owned, Kimmy soon actively riding the turgid pecker as it excited her in waves of pleasure. The gal did a fine job of draining his dragon too, his semen pouring out in large amounts to glaze her sweet ass and end the scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Woah! Now this is an update to watch! PAWG brings you another Pretty Ass White Girl! Kimmy Olsen is so juicy! She has natural tits, a tasty thick pussy and an onion ass that's perfectly round. This babe put on one hell of a show. All anal! Nothing but dildos and Chris Strokes' huge dick in her ass. It's getting hot in here! Enjoy” 11/4/2012


Scene Two: Can This Ass Be Too Nice?: Jodi Taylor, the redheaded cutie featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next in a black tank top and red skirt as she lounged by a pool, her playful verbal banter as the camera got some up skirt footage making her seem like a friendly sort from the very beginning of her interview. While I initially thought she was naked, I soon discovered she was wearing a thin black thong driven deep in her ass, her bulbous ass shown with a few youthful blemishes but otherwise looking ripe for the plucking, if not fucking. Chris Strokes was her partner too and he applied ample oil to make her shine, her attire cast aside to slob his knob aggressively, some hand to gland friction included after showing she could suck him off half way with no hands at all. They did a 69 and she nuzzled his nuts, the gal soon actively riding him vaginally as he continued to add oil and feel up her precious pucker. The penetrative acts continued until he pulled out to milk his balls dry of sperm, nutting on her ass before diving back in for more to her appreciation in what came across as a chemistry filled scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Today we have Jodi Taylor and she has a big ol butt!. It's plump, it's creamy white and it jiggles so perfectly that it's hard to look away when she's doing her thing. Let me tell you that she also knows that she has a perfect white ass and she loves the attention. We brought her a monster cock because we like her so much and she was very appreciative. We couldn't wait to see her juicy white ass get pummeled! This time we're going straight anal and you're not gona want to miss this one. Damn! That pussy looks delicious from every angle possible. Her ass looks good from every angle and add her sex skills and we're looking at a great shoot with a sexy white chick blessed with one of the best asses this side of the Mississippi!! In the end you'll be thinking "I need a PAWG in my life."” 3/27/2013


Scene Three: Dani Daniels and Her Ass: Dani Daniels, the multi-award winning babe featured on the entire left side of the front cover, was up next with Mike Adriano, her gorgeous eyes and smile complimenting her delicious ass and hairy snatch, the gal initially wearing a black crop top and pink skirt as she sat on a beige couch. The camera followed her as she walked to reveal an orange thong deep in her ass where most men wish they could spend some time, Mike handing her some purple fishnet stockings to walk around in when he other clothing was ditched. He then rimmed her as she pressed up against the house, the smile on her face showing his actions did not go unnoticed before she tried on some brighter pink booty shorts to continue the tease and have Mike keep diving back in her ass for more tastes of her juicy ass. In return, Dani gave a hand assisted hummer, her superior eye contact and seductive oral ministrations enhancing the oral a great deal, the sheer joy she derived from going down on him and the subsequent active vaginal riding making the replay value and strokability scores climb substantially. Fans of pubic hair will love her generous helping of bush too but in terms of physical sensations, she was great all around, Mike plastering her fantastic ass with his manly fluids at the end. The company website described the scene like this: “We have the really sexy and hot with a fat ass, oh yeah her name is Dani Daniels. I almost forget her name looking at her perfect ass. Let me tell you about this ass of hers, she has a small waist with a big round firm delicious ass that i cant stop thinking about every second of the day. So long story short take time right now and watch this one and be prepared with the essentials, lol.” 2/23/2013


Scene Four: Phoenix Marie Does Anal!: Phoenix Marie, the blond bombshell that won the performer of the year for XCritic recently, was up last as the curvy babe showed her geek side with a crop top showing the word as well as a whistle in her mouth and some thick glasses on her head as she lounged outside during her interview. Phoenix has long proven herself to be an amazing performer, a charmer of the first degree, and equipped to handle any man or woman currently in porn, lucky Mike Adriano frothing at the bit to tap that incredible ass of hers. Phoenix gave one of the most outgoing interviews, her love of sex propelling her enthusiasm and energy, the gal providing the team with her three date rule and her love of doing anal rather than paying bills doing it like most women in porn. She teased with her clothing on at first but the glimpses led to longer amounts of nudity, and scandalous amounts of her wonderful ass shaking as her perfect pucker was displayed. She followed their direction but her oral was to die for, the gal aggressively attacking his turgid rod, his nuts, and all around before she sat on his cock, gyrating herself around and taking him vaginally before the ass got torn up. That she could throat Mike with ease need not be said, this champion performer stretching her ass out with most of her fingers relishing his cock porking her pucker in doggy, spooning, cowgirl variations, missionary and lots of taste testing by both before he unloaded his seed on her ass. The company website described the scene like this: “The sexy Porn-Queen, Phoenix Marie is back! She's one of the baddest females in the game. She never disappoints! Phoenix Marie is loaded with goods. Big tits, sweet pink pussy and a juicy big ass. Mike loves ass! Today he's going to love it even more. Phoenix sucked his dick until it was dripping in slobber. Then Mike pounded her tight ass-hole hard. Making it stretch to the girth of his cock.” 5/16/2013

Summary: Phat Ass White Girls 13 by director Mike Adriano for Morally Corrupt to be distributed by Jules Jordan Video was hot enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended for anyone appreciative of attractive ladies with shapely asses and wonderful sex skills. I’ll admit that Phoenix Marie, Dani Daniels, Kimmy Olsen, and Jodi Taylor were not slouches by any stretch of the imagination, each of them possessing the kind of shapely ass needed to star in such a fuck flick. The format was a bit looser than many of Mike’s works for Evil Angel or elsewhere and the technical values were not as high end fans of the ladies and web to DVD outings should find this one a very pleasing set of lengthy scenes to inspire them. In short, Phat Ass White Girls 13 provided some fair levels (and huge quantities) of fuck for the buck, strokability, and replay value that earned it a place beside Mike’s other works, even if anal exploration was not the primary role most of the time; perhaps some of the ladies upgrading soon enough to score roles in Mike’s “other” movies so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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