Cast: Diamond Kitty, Danny D., Jada Stevens, Erik Everhard, Mick Blue, Kelly Divine, Melina Mason, Manuel Ferrara, Savannah Fox, Mischa Brooks, Van Wylde
Length: 173:26 minutes
Dates of Production: See Below (5/10/2013 to 7/19/2013)
Extras: The best extra was the bonus scene described below starring Savannah Fox and Erik Everhard. This was followed by a pop shot recap, a photogallery, trailers, and web access.
Audio/Video Quality: Slippery When Wet was presented in anamorphic widescreen as the scenes were originally shot by the directors of Brazzers for their Big Wet Butts website. There was solid lighting, decent camera work in almost all cases, and respectable editing to make the visual aspects of the production shine, some minor compression artifacts observed when watched on my big screen television. The aural components of the movie were offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital, some modet but uncredited music opening each scene during the tease and during the credits, the vocals easily heard though with limited dynamic range.
Body of Review: Brazzers is an internet company providing a great deal of variety in the porn it offers up for sale, the company tied to certain controversies but you can look that up on your own if you’re interested. Their latest release coming in for review is called Slippery When Wet, a set of scenes that debuted online back in the summer of 2013, each dealing with shapely asses and lots of oil or water, starring hotties like Kelly Divine, Jada Stevens, and Mischa Brooks. The company website described the “Big Wet Butts” website the scenes came from like this: “A nice, big, round butt is a special shape. Begging for powerful doggy style or straight anal penetration, cover a big butt in oil and it becomes a big wet butt, a true rarity. Watch these soft, tight asses get slathered and pounded like you only wish you could. Look at it bounce! “ Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Twerking On The Dick, So Divine!: Kelly Divine, Erik Everhard: The company said this about her and the scene: ”Unless you've been living under a rock, you've no doubt cum across Kelly Divine's wicked 40 inch whooty somewhere in your porny travels. Assmen everywhere will agree there's no sweeter sound than her butt-cheeks clapping as she jumps up and down. Kelly got her start with bikini and swimsuit modeling, and enjoyed it so much she decided to go all the way and try out adult scenes. Fast forward a few years, and Kelly's place is secure as one of the most easily recognized faces (and asses!) in the whole porn game. And it's not hard to see why, not only does she have a bangin' hourglass figure and the kind of curves to die for, but she's blessed with a one-of-a-kind work ethic. When she isn't taking huge dicks in her backdoor on camera, Kelly loves to party like a porn star, going on scandalous rips with rappers and MCs. If you want to see what the Big Wet Butts series was created for, check out Kelly's ghetto booty bouncing on a fat cock. Ya'll ain't ready! We're dropping another huge scene starring Kelly Divine, who's got the most legendary bubble butt in the biz. You have to see her twerking on the dick, those stacked PAWG curves will mesmerize you as they shake and jiggle on the end of a fat cock. Only the sharpest HD porn could give her majestic ass the love it deserves.” 7/5/2013
Scene Two: Laser Show Double Blow: Jada Stevens, Erik Everhard, Mick Blue: The company said this about her and the scene: “Unless you've been living under a rock for a while, you've probably already seen Jada Stevens' legendary booty. Since her debut in 2008, her amazing ass and raunchy energy have helped to make her one of the adult industry's most desired rising stars. Standing at just five foot three, her petite frame is as drool-inducing as they come. Her natural 32C tits, her slim 26 inch waist, those incredible 36 inch hips, and of course that bountiful bottom of hers all add up to one sexy little hourglass. She's earned herself an ever-expanding base of loyal fans, thanks to her sexy body and diverse collection of scenes, and her neck tattoo, a Chinese symbol that means "nympho," should let you know exactly what kind of woman Jada Stevens is. She's done everything from blowbangs to interracial to double penetration to footjobs, and the list just keeps getting longer, because Jada Stevens is one freaky slut! Now, with 8 AVN Award nominations to her name, including one win for best Three-Way Sex Scene, Jada Stevens has proved that there's more to her than just an incredible ass! Jada Stevens's perfect whooty butt is already a feast for the eyes. But seeing a full-on laser show shine on those cheeks in HD porn, you're going to trip balls over the psychedelic spread. Mick Blue and Erik Everhard show up to rub down every inch of that sweet piece in oil. These pipelayers have to double-team this horny hottie because for an ass this big one dick is never enough.” 5/17/2013
Scene Three: Underwater Diamond: Diamond Kitty, Danny D.: The company said this about her and the scene: “Diamond was born in Cuba and grew up in Miami, Florida. Starting her Career in 2008 with Digital Playground, we are very pleased to be serving this fine Latina ass up for you here on Brazzers. Born in a hot climate she likes to keep things steamy and we think she will keep you at a slow boil. She has a smile that steals everyone's heart and a sexy body with some dangerous curves. A feisty Cuban-Italian mix, Diamond simply cannot keep her clothes on and wants to show you her sweet thick ass hoping you will fill it with what she needs. Always getting herself in hot water, she is waiting to be grabbed by the hair and reamed by cock and will do anything to make sure she gets it. This Latin beauty is going turn up the heat on your screen. It's finally Summer, and Diamond Kitty is celebrating by slipping her sexy body into the cool water and caressing her hard nipples until Danny swims up and slides his cock in her extra wet pussy. After some underwater orgasms, they climb on land so she can get the hard ass pounding she craves.” 5/10/2013
Scene Four: All About Mischa’s Big Butt!: Mischa Brooks, Van Wylde: The company said this about her and the scene: “Nothing gets Mischa Brooks wetter than going on adventures. When she isn't needed on set, you can find this curvy brunette traveling far and wide in the United States. She gets off on spectacular views, rocky coastlines, and visiting sites off the beaten path. Every August, you can catch Mischa tripping out to the Nevada desert to the hippie hot-spot Burning Man, where this hottie strips her inhibitions and parties all day and night among the other free spirits. She's a talented dancer, and loves to spin fire too. Mischa's been in the biz since 2011, and has wasted no time making a name for herself as top-notch female talent. Best of all, the ass-men out there better take note: this gal's got a rockin' booty, firm and juicy from years of dancing and yoga. The best way to show your love for bangin' whooties like hers is to check out all the hot scenes where she bounces it on a thick cock, sliding off to get striped with a fat load. Mischa Brooks's boyfriend is the luckiest guy on earth. His girlfriend is so fucking hot, and all this big booty babe wants is to keep their sex life spicy and fresh. She tries out dress-up games, stripteases, and super-revealing costumes for her man. Of course, all it takes to make dude happy is sliding his stem balls deep in her juicy butthole.” 7/26/2013
Scene Five: Oiled-Up and Ready To Fuck: Melina Mason, Manuel Ferrara: The company said this about her and the scene: “Melina Mason is a busty bombshell from Long Island, New York. Melina caught the modeling bug at a young age, but her parents decided that the best thing for her was to focus on education. Years passed and Melina retained a strong curiosity about all things sexy. When 2008 rolled around, Melina took her life into her own hands and relocated to New Jersey. There, she started shooting with Suicide Girls as a glamour model. Once her contract wrapped up with Suicide Girls, Melina took the plunge into porn. She decided to become a porn star since it combined her biggest strength, being naturally sexy, with her biggest weakness, having an abnormally high sex-drive! Whether she's doing girl on girl, running her website, or taking cock, Melina Mason is a pro. If you're into big butts, and like them even better when the cheeks are slick and shiny, you've come to the right place. Melina Mason's got a huge juicy ass, and has been waiting for a hung dude like Manuel to show her just how much action it can handle. He spreads oil on the cheeks, then he shoves his fat cock in there and fucks Melina's ass until she cums over and over on his rod.” 7/12/2013
Bonus Scene: Pricking Savannah’s Bubble Butt: Savannah Fox, Erik Everhard: The company said this about her and the scene: “You know you're in for a treat whenever we serve up a scene with Savannah Fox, a newcomer blessed with a poppin' 40-inch whooty butt and a mischievous sparkle in her eyes. She may have just broken into the biz in 2013, but you'd never know from the expert way this porn star handles herself (and her costars' dicks!) on camera. Since she got her start, her ripe ass and friendly banter online have scored her a faithful following of devoted fans. On her days off, Savannah loves to soak up the sun with friends on the beach, or looking out on the city from an infinity pool. She also spends a lot of time at the gym, doing what it takes to stay lean and toned, while keeping the kind of mega-curves we drool over. Ass worship, face-sitting, deep anal fucking -- Savannah loves anything you can imagine that involves showering her sweet ass with pleasure and attention. Savannah Fox has been craving a fat cock in her ass for so long it's driving her crazy with lust. She's in the backyard sunbathing her huge boobs and plush curves, waiting for her fuckbuddy Erik to come over and stuff her holes with his huge rod. When he arrives, Savannah knows he's going to oil up her bubble butt and fuck her so deep and hard she cums over and over.” 7/19/2013
Summary: Slippery When Wet by Brazzers was a lot of fun and the technical values helped make the scenes look good on my TV. With personal favorites such as Jada Stevens, Kelly Divine, and Mischa Brooks, there was enough strokability and replay value to merit a rating of Recommended though picking up a membership might be a better value given the many dozens of really strong scenes available where these came from as well as related sites linked together. In short, whether you find Slippery When Wet as much fun as the latest releases from companies that release discs first and then follow up with web scenes (the opposite of Brazzers), there was some quality material here to appreciate so give it a look and found out why fans of big juicy asses getting oiled up and plowed hard adore this series and this selection.
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