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Squirt For Me

Studio: Mile High Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/23/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Squirt For Me

Hard X/Mile High Distributors

Genre: Squirting, Gonzo

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Director: William H. Nutsack


Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Manuel Ferrara, Riley Reid, Ramon Nomar, AJ Applegate, Dani Daniels, Erik Everhard, Zoey Monroe, Mick Blue

Length: 119:20 minutes

Date of Production: 12/10/2014

Extras: There was only a cumshot recap and slideshow while the back cover listed a missing BTS, points deducted for false advertising by the marketing department.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Squirt For Me was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Hard X. The lighting by helpful Jim Orlando was plentiful, the flesh tones usually accurate (though at times with a yellowish tint), and the framing of the shots typically handled quite well, no company watermarks or other major distractions present during the scenes. The editing by Robert Laplanc was a bit aggressive at times and there were noticable amounts of compression artifacts observed when watching it via TV versus the smaller computer monitor used to write this review but they were far from frequent and the visual elements looked good overall. The aural components of the movie were provided in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo, no real separation of the vocal tracks indicating the use of a boom microphone, the vocals mostly moans and such but easily heard, the limited amount of music not a factor for me.


Body of Review: William H. Nutsack has long been a favored gonzo director to me, his bulk of work shot at Elegant Angel before it imploded (twice!) for reasons unrelated to his work and the man trying to make it work at JJV after that. He is now securely at home at Hard X, a company best known as the home of his former teammate Mason, his first release for the company called Squirt For Me curiously enough (Elegant was the dominant company for the new age version of squirting movies that drenched many a set). Of particular interest was the inclusion of squirt queen Bonnie Rotten, but also adorable ladies like AJ Applegate, Dani Daniels, Riley Reid, and Zoey Monroe, the ladies lucky enough to score males like Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, and Mick Blue in most cases, the waves of female fluids flying freely about the sets best suited for devoted fans of such. The back cover descrfibed the movie like this: “AVN award winning best new studio, Hard X, is proud to present "Squirt For Me," a celebration of non-stop female ejaculation. Watch as William H's camera lens is cum drenched by the finest squirters in the industry, including AVN Performer of the Year, Bonnie Rotten, AJ Applegate, Dani Daniels, Zoey Monroe, and Riley Reid. Watch as these stunning girls, soak, douse, and produce some of the wettest squirt eruptions in porn!” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the brazen brunette with a plethora of tattoos featured on the front cover, was up first with Manuel Ferrara, the talented young lady the reigning squirt queen in porn. There was a short interview of the gal in her skimpy cover outfit, her over the top fluid antics called a great many things but to fans fantasizing about her letting loose with the juice, she is nothing short of a legend even without her growing body of work as a director. Bonnie tease by the fountain of a luxurious pool many of us have seen before, the lean hard body shaking her tight ass and enhanced boobs as she walked around like she owned the place. The strokable tease was shorter than I care for but she was soon on a short beige loeseat with Manuel, the two of them all over each other kissing and pawing, some choking as they became more familiar. He nestled between her legs and sucked her nipples as she pulled him in too, the man gobbling her gash while aggressively fingering her to a frothy orgasm, Bonnie’s eyes rolling into the back of her head as she reciprocated with an active knob slobbing as he fingered her perfect pucker. Bonnie applied some hand to gland friction along the way and they were some actively bumping uglies, Bonnie gushing several times in a manner that few can approach as he excited her with cock in pussy and finger in ass. As they continued, Manuel fucked her in the ass rapidly which set her off even more, the streams of liquid so intense that they might have been hitting the vaulted ceilings for all I could see, Bonnie sucking him off and diddling herself as they continued to set the bar so high few of her peers could ever hope to match their levels of enthusiasm and energy, the gal milking his balls dry of semen as he deposited his manly fluids in her mouth and she set out to use the wand vibrator to finish up with another tsunami of fluids to punctuate why she is the goddess of gush at this writing.


Scene Two: Riley Reid, a sexy young lady with a body built for speed over comfort, was up next as she discussed how her ability to squirt does not allow her to pop on demand like Bonnie does, the fetching young waif wearing a skimpy blue bikini during a tease montage that could have lasted for hours if left up to me. Adorable Riley teased inside and out, her pretty eyes as enticing as ever as she gyrated her hips and shook her money maker, the sheer playfulness of her tease session as intoxicating as you will ever see when she is let loose. Riley was soon paired up with Ramon Nomar, a man perhaps not thought of as well as Everhard or Ferrara but certainly making inroads to become the next Mick Blue or Toni Ribas, the man kissing her and swatting her ass as he pulled her panties up her cameltoe. Riley then noticed his turgid pecker begging for freedome in his pants and freed him, jerking him off before he lifted her in the air to rapidly finger to a juicy orgasm, feeding her some of the juices before they fucked actively. This led to an active hummer where she throated his modest member with relative ease, the nut nuzzling and other oral tricks repeated between bouts of active boning, some foot fetish action, and occasional drenching geisers of her ejaculate, be it urine or some fantastical juices no doctor has ever seen in medical testing, the energy levels remaining high and her eye contact solid until she drained his dragon of sperm that largely missed her face until he redirected the stream toward her mouth. They then engaged in more squirting on the gray couch to close out.



Scene Three: AJ Applegate, a blond bombshell I have no problems admitting I adore, and amazing Dani Daniels, another high end hotty, both ladies possessing eyes that entrance men as well as world class asses to compliment their facial beauty, were up next scoring Erik Everhard, one of the best male performers in the industry. The tease by the pool had them barely wearing pieces of string that ran up their delicious asses and when positioned correctly, covered their nipples. The playful lesbian tease continued into the house where the ladies were all over each other on the brown couch, hands caressing as they kissed with knowing smiles. Dani then dove in to gobble gash with her head down and yummy ass in the air, AJ dearly holding her head as the naked ladies enjoyed some fingering, AJ relishing the stimulation by Dani until bursting forth with fluids, Dani lapping them up and massaging them into her crotch as they continued to kiss. Erik then nestled between Dani’s spread legs to get some as AJ kissed the gal and pawed her tit, moving to some foot fetish sucking as dani made delightful squealing noises. AJ then sat on her face as Erik continued to muff dive, the ladies rimming each other before double teaming his rod which led to some very active riding. The color tint seemed off for much of the scene, a yellowish tint previously observed, but all three were all over each other orally and in penetrative sex, AJ providing the bulk of the gushers but the scene itself the best in terms of sex (at very least tying with Bonnie’s scene for the spotlight position). The scene ended after he boned both ladies even more, Dani’s tight pussy pushing him over the edge for both ladies to share his manly fluids.


Scene Four: Zoey Monroe, a totally cute brunette with an all natural body, was up last in a colorful bikini as she completed a short interview before some tease by the pool. I’ll admit that I am used to her having blond hair but the color change gave her a different kind of appeal, her twerking skills as solid as ever as she shook her perky little ass, my continued complaint that more tease would have probably elevated the rating a notch all but a given (that and better extras/the extras advertised). Zoey ended up in the house on a small brown couch where she and Mick Blue were all over each other after kissing, his hand working her crotch a mile a minute just as she jerked him off so fast that most civilians would have blown their load within moments. As Zoey bent over, Mick dove into her ass to give her oral pleasure, Zoey dropping down to blow him with some powerfully solid eye contact, Mick pushing her to throat him though they were soon fucking up a storm, a storm including some rain showers by her bodily fluids blasting forth, droplets hitting the camera a number of times though she would recover by blowing him and assuming another position to get pounded by Mick, both of them into each other no matter what they did, her balls sucking and appreciation of his own oral skills nearly as plentiful as her titular squirting. The scene ended when their continued vaginal and anal fucking proved too much for him to hold off, Zoey kneeling to blow him upon which he gave her some fluids of his own, one last session of squirting provided before the credits rolled.

Summary: Squirt For Me by director William H. Nutsack for Hard X earned a very respectable rating of Recommended from me, the quality of casting both males and females at the top of their respective games adding to the fun even if some of the squirting was over the top hilarious. Bonnie Rotten continued her reign as the most prolific squirter around, darlings like AJ Applegate and Dani Daniels so sexy that they work for most men no matter what genre movie they are in, and Riley Reid and Zoey Monroe are the type of adorable young gals that earn their legions of fans in all that they do so I have no doubt most watching this movie will find some strokability and replay value even if they aren’t truely into squirting as a genre. In short, the minimal extras andappreciated technical aspects of Squirt For Me were second to the casting of the movie in terms of why someone would be interested in the production but suffice it to say that Nutsack is back with a vengeance so I look forward to seeing more of what he comes up with to outshine other directors at the company so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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