Cast: Gianna Nicole, Chris Strokes, Summer Brielle Taylor, Mr. Pete, Lisa Ann, Jules Jordan, Rachel Starr
Length: 138:02 minutes
Date of Production: 1/13/2015
Extras: The best extra, by far, was the 17:14 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it showed more sex in the deleted footage There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites for those who care.
Audio/Video Quality: Anal Provocateur was released in anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. Jules and Elliot Clixxx worked the cameras while Mecha was credited with editing, the wealth of light and steady camera work enhancing the visual aspects of the production to the degree I have come to expect from the director. There were few compression artifacts on the big screen television but not many at all, the resolution of the show strong enough to see many little details even though the disc was mastered in standard definition. There was a company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen at all times but care appeared to be taken to frame most shots to avoid catching a lot of action in that area of the screen, the editing smoothing out the footage nicely though I again question some of the slow motion portions of the show. The aural components of the show were presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital, the vocals distinctive and the music okay during tease portions and credits, limited background noise noticed during my watching the show. None of the vocals appeared to be dubbed and while the dynamic range of the audio was limited, it worked well with the video portions of the four scenes.
Body of Review: Jules Jordan is largely considered the grand master of gonzo porn direction these days, many of his peers winning awards following his style so closely that they all owe a nod to the fellow every time they pick up a camera. Over the years, Jules Jordan Video has been one of the most consistent gonzo producers of top notch smut so I opened Anal Provocateur with interest, the main selling point of the show being that all the ladies had anal sex. This included first time anal princess Summer Brielle Taylor, Rachel Starr, Lisa Ann, and Gianna Nicole all better versed in the back door arts. Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Gianna Nicole, the fetching young lady featured on the lower right corner of the cover with pretty eyes, was up first with Chris Strokes after some tease in black and white mixed with color. The montage was sexy and showed her delicious bald beaver, her eye contact with Chris well done throughout most of the scene. She began by masturbating at the kitchen table with her leg up on it as she rubbed one out, the allure of her beautiful eyes tested and not found wanting at all. Chris came up behind her to paw her firm figure, his cap on backwards to make him look like a throwback to the 80’s as the aging lothario massaged her far younger snatch. They kissed and she knelt down to slob his knob, some hand to gland combat included as she looked at the POV camera, the gal taking almost half his turgid member in her mouth before licking the rest of it. Chris gobbled her gash and ass from there, the couple moving into to some active vaginal penetrative positions before tackling the anal, her bald beaver better equipped to handle a cock than her wonderful ass but her ass definitely looking great. There was more taste testing between positions and she was so tight she milked his balls dry of semen, Chris plastering her entire head with his manly fluids before a slow motion recap was displayed. The company described the scene like this: “Gianna Nicole Takes A Big Cock In Her ASS! What a pretty whore Gianna is, this natural breasted brunette possesses smoky eyes that'll hypnotize you and an ass that'll empty your reservoir. From the newly minted ANAL PROVOCATEUR check out this ribald tale of butt fucking and cock sucking. Quite a ride.”
Scene Two: Summer Brielle Taylor, the busty blond bombshell booty babe featured on the entire left side of the front cover, was up next cleaning the house in a sexy, lowcut maid outfit from the cover, soon encountering Mr. Pete. She used a feather duster and had a distinctively slutty allure to her the way the camera captured her essence, the music dying down as Pete pawed her massive implants. This led to Summer kneeling down to blow him, Pete securing her hands in front of her and over her head before she orally serviced him, taking most of his turgid pecker orally while looking up at him adoringly. Pete then reciprocated with a heavy emphasis on her juicy ass, Summer shaking it rapidly on his face before the active vaginal penetration positions led to much slower and passive anal. That’s why I prefer women well versed with anal over neophytes, Summer built for comfort over speed but still on the learning curve of anal. The good news was that she did actively ride when in the cowgirl variations, showing no hesitation in sucking him clean either, Pete’s modest rod a better choice for her than someone like Manuel, Erik, or Prince who probably would have been too thick and long for her. In any case, she knelt to finish draining his dragon dry of sperm, her face glistening with juices to end the tryst. The company described the scene like this: “Summer Brielle's First Anal, Virgin Ass Gets Penetrated. Her name sounds like a specialty wine but this blonde bombshell is built like the proverbial brick shit house, cute as hell and about to give Mr. Pete a crack at her virgin asshole. In a hot french maids outfit, Summer rocks and Pete's a clear winner. First time butt fucking, don't miss it.”
Scene Three: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette bombshell that just retired (again) from porn after a bit of a social media fight with another veteran, was up next with Jules Jordan and Chris Strokes in the house. She teased wearing her black and blue latex type dress, no panties hindering her as they oiled her up and appreciated her hairy snatch. They rubbed her cookie and boobs before she started jerking them off and blowing them, Lisa savoring the taste of the men as they took turns sucking her biscuit clean and fucking her pussy, the anal coming later to fill her up with double penetration boning. They removed her attire first and she was an active rider, her yummy ass as fleshy sweet as always as the men shook it for effect, Lisa showing her oral skills had not diminished and that she enjoyed all three holes plowed, the gal not the most active rider when the DP action took place but clearly enough to elicit a huge wealth of semen as they both glazed her mug like a donut. The company described the scene like this: “Lisa Ann MILF Super Goddess Gets DP'd From Every Angle. She took the country by storm with her portrayal of vice presidential candidate and conservative nut case Sarah Palin. Here, Lisa Ann gets taken by storm by two big cocks penetrating every hole possible in this slice of ANAL PROVOCATEUR. A three way featuring anal, ass to mouth, big tits, big ass and double penetration. One of adult's biggest names getting down and dirty for JJV. Don't miss this one.”
Scene Four: Rachel Starr, the tattooed hard body featured on the center of the front cover, was up last as she sat on a nicely dressed Jules Jordan’s lap in a tease montage with a lot of black and white footage. Her ass in the air was inspirational as her thong crept up her heavenly backside, the sultry look of her in the black lingerie as provocative as her skilled tongue and other body parts. She leaned over Jules to blow him and he felt her up as she did, her head down and ass in the air while he sat in a white chair certainly providing food for thought. Rachel then wrapped his tie around his pecker while going wild sucking him off, throating him and using her pir\erced tits to titty fuck him actively, sitting on his face, and nuzzling his nuts before she showed her anal skills were well honed for Jules. Her enthusiasma nd energy levels set her apart and she will always be welcome at XCritic headquarters as long as I’m alive, her power pounding anal as active as it gets just as her taste testing cleaned him off repeatedly before he nutted on her lovely mug as she diddled herself happily.
Summary: Anal Provocateur by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was decent enough, the ladies taking the cock in their precious puckers well enough and looking sexy during their fairly short tease sessions. I liked the lingerie, especially Summer’s maid outfit and Lisa’s PVC garb, but the technical aspects and extras helped earn the title a solid Recommended. In short, Anal Provocateur had some wanton and willing women engaging in anal sex, Summer Brielle Taylor doing her first anal on camera and the others putting in a good showing all around so give it a look and see why so many of you are bound to appreciate the four scenes of anal depravity, there was something for almost everyone.
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