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Bam: Blonde Anal MILFs

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/27/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs

Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine/LeWood Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Anal, Blondes, MILF

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Directors: Francesca Le and Mark Wood


Cast: Christie Stevens, Mark Wood, Sarah Vandella, Bridgette B., Chris Strokes, Natasha Starr

Length: 168:53 minutes

Date of Production: 12/2014


Extras: The best extra was the 21:38 minute Behind the Scenes feature where the ladies had a moment to speak with the directors after they finished their scenes. There was also a cum shot compilation from the scenes, trailers, filmographies, photogallery, and some websites, a company trailer included as well as a cast list of the ladies. I enjoyed the interviews the most as all four of the ladies seemed outgoing and happy about their scenes, also that they were largely undressed which is a plus in my book.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by co-directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel. The lighting and editing helped enhance the end result this time, each of the ladies showcased to look their best in the situations they were placed. The framing of the scenes was solid and the fluid movement of the camera helped make this one work, a company watermark seen on the lower right hand corner of the screen. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital using a 192 Kbps aural bitrate, the vocals plainly heard throughout the show and no music or other distracting noises getting in the way.


Body of Review: Francesca Le and Mark Wood are talented directors distributed by Evil Angel. The couple provides all sorts of kink in their movies, their latest called BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs. As the title explains, older blondes having anal sex was the primary focus, each woman seemingly enjoying either Mark Wood or Chris Strokes boning their backside to orgasmic pleasure, the ladies including Sarah Vandella, Bridgette B., Christie Stevens, and Natasha Starr; none of them strangers to spreading their ass cheeks to get porked in their perfect puckers.

The company website described the movie like this: “In “BAM Blonde Anal MILFs,” LeWood Productions delivers signature sodomy to porn vixens with the experience and lust to handle it. Busty Christie Stevens’ big, dark eyes and toothy smile light up as she inserts a fox tail butt plug and then tastes it. The slut masturbates and squeezes her melons as LeWood director/stud Mark Wood reams her asshole; he slaps her boobs, cranks her legs way back and chokes her out. Adorable Sarah Vandella looks into the camera, her tongue extending lewdly under Mark’s meat to tickle his nut sac. Her expression is precious as he crams cock up her ass. Butt fucking in multiple positions makes her bunghole gape widely. Bodacious Latina Bridgette B. is endowed with huge knockers, a fleshy ass, thick lips and big eyes, like a curvy porn cartoon. Chris Strokes’ giant erection fits her tits and fills her ass, making her big cheeks quake. She swallows the sperm splashed on her face and jugs. Leggy Natasha Starr masturbates fiercely as Mark porks her up the ass. With his prick slathered in her anal flavor, he grips her blonde hair for an ass-to-mouth face fuck. LeWood co-director Francesca Le encourages the filth from behind the camera.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Christie Stevens, the adorably curvy blond featured on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up first with Mark Wood. She pranced about in a fox tail anal plug, her delicious curves such that she could be claimed to be built for speed and comfort rather than one or the other. She began her scene by teasing in front of a wall comprised of glass squares and white walls, her blue top revealing a purple bra and black skirt as she caressed herself to some generic music. Christie knew to spend some time bent over, her delicious ass better than ever as her fleshy cheeks rippled when played with., her superior eye contact continuing into the scene itself with Mark. Christie had a bald beaver and Mark assisted her with the tail plug, slowly stretching out her perfect pucker as the tease led to her aggressively slobbing his knob, applying some hand to gland friction as she inhaled increasing amounts of his turgid rod and nuzzled his nuts as well. This led to some titty fucking before he switched to plowing her pussy, the vaginal positions giving way to the anal when he pulled her plug and fed it to her for some ATM, slapping her rump in the active positions. The ass fucking action then continued in varying positions with some taste testing before she drained his dragon of semen, Mark nutting in her mouth for her to swallow the load as she cleaned herself up.


Scene Two: Sarah Vandella, the ever popular force of nature, was up next with Mark Wood, her picture on the center of the front cover bending over providing ample reason for those new to porn toi see why she has such a legion of followers. Sarah was dressed in her black and white cover outfit as she walked through the kitchen, the gal smiling knowing full well the impact it would have on her fans when the scene was released. She peeled off her nipple covering bra and then showcased her neatly trimmed pussy, a string nestled deep in her juicy ass as she bent over to allow the camera to inspect her well worn ass up close and personal. Sarah continued to strip on the red living room couch, spreading her legs impossibly far as she masturbated by hand until a large black dildo was offered her, the gal using it anally with some lubricant as Fran coached her from behind the camera. The solo effort included a wand vibrator from there, Sarah juiced up for Mark who was admiring her act from a tan seat nearby as she beckoned him over to help her. He twisted the dildo in her ass and slowly pulled it out for her to suck clean, her mouth then used for some oral pleasuring as she blew him with a great deal of energy and enthusiasm. Sarah spent some time working his testicles before throating him to the bone, her superior eye contact enhancing the hummer soundly as she got his erection rock hard to pound her with. While he started with her pussy, Sarah proving a lot of dirty talk, her active riding soon had him stuffing her ass as they kissed, more oral provided him before she continued milking his balls dry of sperm on the comfy couch. The ending bouts of butt boning and her final hummer pushed him over the edge, Fran adding her two cents before Mark plastered her face with his manly fluids.


Scene Three: Bridgette B., the busty blond bombshell featured on the upper right corner of the cover, was up next with Chris Strokes, the reasoning as to why an outsider stunt cock was brought forth a little hazy to me. Bridgette is best known for throwing herself into her scenes and her Latina sexual mores, the gal possessing a glorious ass for those that like booty babes as much as boob fans. She began her tease in a fairly conservative red and tan outfit that covered her cirvy body nicely enough, her black stockings punctuating her look as did her stripper shoes as the music played and she lifted her skirt. Underneath was a skimpy thong pulled up her fantatsic ass, her boobs next on the agenda to be shown off, her clothing ever so slowly ditched until all her assets were on display. When the music was over, Fran talked from behind the camera as Bridgette playfully masturbated with a wand vibrator, a small glass anal plug soon helping to warm her up for the ensuing anal sex with Chris. He started in by grabbing her mammoth mammaries, Bridgette casting his hands aside to start sucking him off with ease, her ability to throat him showing her skill level just fine. She stroked his rod as she blew him too, the attentive nature of her oral ministrations serving as a reminder of just one of her many talents. She then titty fucked him and he moved downward to plow her pussy, the shaven snatch inviting as her jeweled anal plug still stretched her ass out. More vaginal and oral then led to anal sex, Bridgette clearly appreciating his lubricated pole porking her precious pucker after his finger helped slide some lube into her ass. Surprisingly, Bridgette was not particularly active at anal riding this time, the gal simply savoring the experience as he rammed himsef into her ass and pussy as they saw fit, the ending vaginal sex eliciting his wealt of seed for her to enjoy during the facial.


Scene Four: Natasha Starr, a lean Polish woman with all natural curves was up last, the gal a devoted fan of science fiction movies like Star Wars and Star Trek according to her BTS interview. She was paired with Mark Wood, the gal loving anal sex in all forms as she enjoyed her second scene for the company. Natasha teased out by the pool in her white and blue outfit, the skirt looking like she slept in it and the white blouse soon opened to show a sparkling bra as she caressed her body. Her cover lingerie seemed excessive when she was in motion, my appreciation for curves making me want to feed her a few burgers given her look most of the time, her seriousness throughout the scene not helping though her pretty eyes maintained good camera contact and split the difference when Mark joined her as she looked at him a lot too. Once the tease was over, she masturbated on Mark’s tan chair, her long finger zipping in and out of her ass before a colorful red dlido was sucked and slammed into her holes. Natasha sucked Mark off with a degree of passion but the scowl on her face throughout the penetrative portion of the movie weakened it for me, her active riding abilities certainly helpful at keeping my attention during the vaginal parts of the show, her anal a mixed bag to be certain. She gave good head though and seemed to relish his rod out of her holes before he fed her open mouth, Natasha swallowing whatever came her way to close out for the credits.


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Summary: BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs by directors Francesca Le and Mark Wood for Evil Angel had some fine technical values and a solid cast of fluffy blondes that like getting fucked in the ass, earning the production a rating of Recommended. Some will enjoy watching a favorite such as Sarah Vandella or Bridgette B., while others will like perky players like Christie Stevens or alluring Natasha Starr, but as long as you are okay with seasoned bleach blondes doing anal, you should find BAM: Blonde Anal MILFs well worth your time, money and seed so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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