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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/12/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Anal Newbies

Evil Angel/LeWood Productions

Genre: Anal, Newcomers

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Directors: Francesca Le & Mark Wood


Cast: Bliss Dulce, Mark Wood, Kate England, Alina West, Jillian Janson, Chris Strokes

Length: 160:06 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: There was a cast list, website links, trailers, filmographies, a photogallery, a pop shot recap, and an entertaining 29:16 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that amounted to a series of interviews of the ladies naked in the house by Francesca Le after their scenes.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Anal Newbies was shot in anamorphic widescreen color by directors Francesca Le & Mark Wood for Evil Angel. In keeping with the way the couple have been trying to upgrade their visuals in recent years, there was some great outdoor footage by the pool in most cases as tease, the ladies then brought into the well lit house where the sex would ensue. The camera was largely stable and the editing not especially noticeable, the ever present company watermark located on the lower right corner of the screen not overly garish. The flesh tones were accurate and the resolution flattered the ladies, in all it was a good set of visuals even if expanding the picture from computer to big screen television made some compression artifacts more noticeable. The 2.0 Dolby Digital aural soundtrack was basic though. The vocals and music were the dominant components with some whispers and ambients sounds at times tossed in or not caught in editing, nothing overtly dubbed or missed though so it was about right for a gonzo production.


Body of Review: Francesca Le & Mark Wood are two of the more popular directors in porn, their body of work typically focusing on anal sex, age (either MILF or “teen”), and typically putting Mark in the performing saddle as Fran handled the majority of technical aspects for their work at Evil Angel. Their most recent release is called Anal Newbies, a set of four scenes where fairly new ladies had anal sex with varying degrees of difficulty, Mark serving as the male in all but one scene. The best known lady of the bunch was hotty Jillian Janson, her anal exploits frequent enough over the past year or so that I believe she had her ass plowed more times than the rest of the cast put together. The other ladies included cover cutie Alina West, Florida’s Kate England, and Bliss Dulce, all of them more suitable for the title “newbie” in regards to anything in their sexual career. The company website described the movie like this: “Everybody's got to start someplace! And in LeWood Productions' 'Anal Newbies,' gorgeous, all natural, young porn rookies launch their careers right -- straight through the back door. With help from his perverse wife, Francesca Le, behind the camera, well-hung cocksman Mark Wood runs aspiring rectal sluts through their nasty paces, rigorously testing their hard-core skills. Stunning Latina cutie Bliss Dulce gags on the director's massive prick and even rims his bunghole before taking him deep inside her stretched rectum. Beautiful, petite blonde Kate England gets her delicate anus pounded until it's gaping lewdly, and she earns a sloppy mouthful of hot jism. Adorably nerdy newcummer Alina West wants to impress Mark in the worst (best!) way, so she submissively worships his cock and expands her tender sphincter. Soft, toned Jillian Janson, 19, takes on horny stud Chris Strokes, who plows her fleshy butt relentlessly and watches Jillian swallow his gooey load.” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Bliss Dulce, a sexy little lady with a small patch of pubic hair and a bit of body art, was up first as she teased out by the pool, the gal in a boring blue dress sitting on the couch as she and Fran called Mark Wood into the living room. She wanted a role in the Hazing Crew series so this served as her audition, Mark explaining that the couple rarely use a first timer in that one until they have a better feeling for how the performer reacts to anal in an earlier scene. Bliss was ready right then and stripped to her yellow bikini, Mark all over her as they kissed and he helped her out of her attire, diving into her fleshy ass to rim her and gobble her gash. Bliss then slobbed his knob to the best of her abilities, licking the shaft and nuzzling the nuts after sucking about half Mark’s genetic gift as he allowed. Mark then laid back and she tossed his salad as part of the oral, moving to some active vaginal riding with taste testing from there on the tan couch. That led to the anal sex where she became extremely passive most of the time, pumping her ass a little bit in the cowgirl variations and grinding into him nut only toward the very end of the scene, draining his dragon dry of semen as he tossed off his juices to her face. The company website described the scene like this: “Stunning, young Latina Bliss Dulce is a hardworking porn rookie eager to impress director Mark Wood with her anal sex skills. After she teases us with her perky tits and soft, sweet ass, Mark buries his tongue in the slender beauty's anus. Bliss swallows the director's massive cock and even rims his bunghole before bouncing on Mark's thick shaft and taking him deep inside her stretched rectum. Finally, Bliss sucks his prick ass-to-mouth... earning a tasty mess of cum.”


Scene Two: Kate England, a lean hard body blond with pretty eyes and all natural boobs, was up next by the pool as she put on a show for Mark Wood, her blue jean booty shorts and pink top revealing matching bikini undies as she displayed the goods for him. They moved into the house where he immediately started playing with her erect nipples his turgid pecker pressing against his pants as she assisted in freeing the phallus from it’s confines. He went down on her with an emphasis on her perky little white girl ass, Kate reciprocating by briefly blowing him, focusing mostly on the head of his cock than anything else. As expected, the couple then screwed, some vaginal and anal positions where she provided a newcomer dynamic rather than the polished performance of a seasoned veteran, Kate sucking him clean a few times throughout the scene. She was particularly passive during the anal and Mark tried to hint to her repeatedly to get a full service oral but she resisted tossing his salad to focus on his testicles instead. Her anal gape was not as pronounced as Bliss or some of the others but not for the lack of Mark trying to open her up, the man finally achieving his goal near the end of the scene where she had her ass up and head down, her ass milking him dry of sperm that he launched on her face, the very modest amount of chemistry observed fair. The company website described the scene like this: “Beautiful, petite blonde Kate England can't resist teasing director Mark Wood with her toned, all-natural body and sweet, perky boobs. The fresh, young babe is eager to prove her anal skills; she strips and gets on all fours so Mark can tongue her asshole. Kate kneels to worship the director's huge, throbbing cock with her mouth. His prick pounds her delicate anus until it's gaping lewdly. Then Kate receives a sloppy mouthful of hot jism.”


Scene Three: Alina West, the tiny gal featured on the front cover, was up next in a white and yellow polka dotted top and bright pink skirt, her top a leotard observed when she lifted the skirt for Mark Wood. He wanted a peek so she opened it up to reveal a bald beaver, her ass on the modest side until she bent over but the ensuing tease far too short for my tastes. There was some booty play and she went into he house to sit on the tan chair, the fabric of her outfit nestled deep inside her ass crack. Mark spanked her and she put on a pouty look, the man changing her look by eating her ass in a devoted manner. She then blew him with some hand to gland friction and decent eye contact, the gal exciting him by how messy an oralist she became though she seemed to be performing and not having a good time, her oral skills proving she’d probably had hundreds of cocks training her over the years. The vaginal fucking got better as she warmed up, the anal causing her to cry out in pain even when he barely had the head of his cock inside her, the gal receiving his manly fluids in her mouth to swallow all too soon after that. The company website described the scene like this: “Cute, nerdy and petite, adorable blonde newcummer Alina West wants to impress big-dicked director Mark Wood in the worst (best!) way. Alina taunts the camera with her sexy, all-natural body and bald pussy -- then submissively kneels and worships the director's huge dick with her talented mouth, taking his throbbing tool halfway down her throat. Soon Mark is ruthlessly drilling Alina's every hole, stretching her tender sphincter and filling her young mouth with gooey cum.”


Scene Four: Jillian Janson, an attractive young lady who was one of last year’s new starlet nominees, was up last with Chris Strokes, my immediate reactions being that she was no newbie to anal sex (or any sex in porn) and asking myself why did the directing couple bring in a stunt cock for her? That said, her very fetching eyes and delicious ass did enhance her physical appeal to me, the 19 year old hard body still looking tight and the resolution of the camera by the pool was good enough to see the fine hairs all over her body. She ended up inside the living room on a red couch, her sheer pink top and tight white stretch pants looking good on her, Chris giving her ass a little oral attention but only a little, before she blew him like a newcomer. Jillian took modest amounts of his pecker inside her mouth and jerked him off, Chris pounding her pussy rapidly but the gal making a lot of noise considering how passive she remained. The anal came next and she actually did better spreading her ass cheeks for him to drill, her impaling motions reserved but at least showing her try to work him actively, her later oral showing more enthusiasm and energy just as her anal gape hang time was especially pronounced as she rubbed her pussy. Chris banged her until he nutted onto her face, Jillian swallowing some of the ejaculate before her post coital head ended the tryst. The company website described the scene like this: “Soft, all-natural Jillian Janson shows off her toned, 19-year-old body and big, meaty ass, spreading her cheeks to reveal her butthole for horny stud Chris Strokes. He fingers her taut sphincter and thrusts his tongue inside; the sexy blonde drops to her knees and takes his huge cock to the back of her throat, gagging on the thick shaft. The lucky dude ruthlessly fucks Jillian's tender holes until her ass is gaping and she's eagerly swallowed his gooey load.”


Click for Trailer, individual scene trailers linked above

Summary: Anal Newbies by directors Francesca Le & Mark Wood for Evil Angel lacked the amount of tease I like and the amount of active riding I want to see from the ladies, the inclusion of Jillian as an anal newcomer on the questionable side to say the least. On the other hand, the technical aspects of the show were well done in a consistent manner, few people expect an anal newcomer to be busting a bronco in their rectum like they own it, and the extras were good so I rated this one as Recommended even if it could have easily been rated a notch lower for a general audience. In short, Anal Newbies managed to capture the newcomer spirit of anal sex using a cast of youthful gals most would find physically attractive and less prepared to have a pounding boner tear into their anal cavity, some of them decidedly better than others but a few coming around as their scenes developed to the point that they may well live up to their future potential some day if trained properly so give this one a look, noting Fran did a good job making things look their best.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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