Extras: The extras included a cast list, a pop shot recap, trailers, filmographies, and some websites.
Audio/Video Quality: The TEEN-aholics $ 4 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of all sorts of kink long since established. His latest release making it my way is the upcoming The TEEN-aholics $ 4, a selection of four (and a half) scenes starring attractive young ladies who do all sorts of nasty things to entice men to cater to their own needs. The ladies this time included lovely newcomer Melissa May, a gal that insiders are already mentioning for inclusion in various award categories this fall, Amirah Adara, Marina Angel, Daisy Haze, Gianna Nicole, and Klara Gold; a solid selection of cuties paired up with an interesting selection of men, even Joey having a short BJ-only scene with Marina. The company website described the movie like this: “Veteran director Joey Silvera is sort of a porn guidance counselor for the cutest young sluts in the XXX video arena. In 'The TEEN-aholics$ 4: Teen Academy,' Joey showcases six adorable, all-natural students of sex, capturing the learning process as they discover new ways to get off. Baby-faced doll Melissa May and exotic brunette beauty Daisy Haze treat Xander Corvus' huge prick to a lewd threesome that climaxes with a passionate, spermy kiss between the girls. Petite, brace-faced sweetheart Marina Angel orally services Joey's raging boner while he shoots POV-style. Curvaceous Spanish beauty Klara Gold puts her mighty booty to work in a nasty interracial anal encounter with Rob Piper's big black cock. Hungarian newbie Amirah Adara is rudely butt-fucked and she eagerly slurps cock ass-to-mouth. Tanned temptress Gianna Nicole wantonly rides a big, fat trouser snake, which gets her perfect boobs splattered in a mess of hot semen.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Melissa May, the 18 year old light haired newcomer cutie featured on the center of the front cover, and her dark haired buddy next to her Daisy Haze, were up first to take care of Xander Corvus this time. Both ladies had all natural bodies and pretty eyes, their girlish fairy outfits including wings as well as slutty accessory clothing hinting at their real ages. I’ve seen Daisy in a number of her 3 dozen released scenes but Melissa only once before, her whopping 4 released scenes at this writing (per the IAFD) allowing me to jump on her train as it were to suggest you pull up a chair and watch a few of them too. Their bodies had some oil on them to shine, the ladies tenderly kissing each other with some light caressing during the tease, a sense of chemistry developing between them as they continued in frisky fashion. They sucked boob and gobbled gash as allowed, Xander coming in way too early to obtain them fully ready to work his turgid pecker though they did slob the knob well, applying some hand to gland friction and actively riding his cock with the use of a small wand vibrator to enhance the moment. They did seem to put on a bit of a show for the camera but those were two bald beavers I hope to see much more of given their propensity to enthusiastically embrace their inner slut selves to have fun with each other as well as Xander. He did some choking and titty slapping but my biggest complaint was that the ladies did not always engage each other when one was being aggressively fucked by Xander, Daisy’s tight snatch draining his dragon of semen to deposit in Melissa’s mouth for cumswapping back and forth between the ladies, some post coital head ending the scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Two gorgeous, petite teens -- light-haired, adorably baby-faced Melissa May and exotic brunette beauty Daisy Haze -- are dolled up in fishnets and butterfly wings, worshiping each other's all-natural body. When lucky stud Xander Corvus joins in, Daisy and Melissa take turns slurping on his huge cock, and they kiss each other passionately as Xander fucks them in turn. Their lewd three-way reaches its climax when our frisky young ladies share a mouthful of creamy jizz.”
Scene Two: Marina Angel, a skinny gal with braces and a nice tan on her all natural body, was up next in what amounted to a short blowjob on director Joey Silvera done in POV. Marina was a good tease and her body was oiled up, the teenager using her perky ass to excite the award winning director by rubbing against his crotch after he spanked her. She left her satin pink skirt on and white mesh stockings, teasingly licking his erection and telling him good it tasted before she nuzzled his nuts and started trying to throat him. She found it a bit too easy and poured on the moans well out of proportion for such but Joey managed to hold the camera fairly steady as she polished his knob and nuts orally, milking his balls dry in no time to elicit his sperm mainly by her handjob as she sucked the life out of his balls, Joey whispering to her before coating his stomach with his manly seed for her to lick up. The company website described the scene like this: “A tanned, petite teen sporting braces, little Marina Angel loves teasing director Joey Silvera with her small, all-natural titties and sweet, round ass cheeks. As Joey films POV-style, Marina strips out of her lacy bra and unzips his trousers to worship the older man's rock-hard dick with her talented mouth. The sexy young thing deep-throats the director's shaft, gagging and slobbering. Finally, Marina tongues Joey's balls while wanking his member, until it erupts in a torrent of hot sperm.”
Scene Three: Klara Gold, a curvy hotty from Spain, was up next wearing a colorful bikini and pink satin booty shorts with garish socks (and some cat “ears” on her head), then teased using her tremendous heart shaped ass to impress the director. She booty clapped and laughed a lot, the bulk of her currently released work coming from Evil Angel if I recall correctly, the 19 year old built for speed and comfort. She rubbed herself in an enticing manner, Joey getting a great close up on her plump labia and wonderfully appealing pussy before she broke off to work with talented Rob Piper in an interracial scene. She was already juicy when he felt her bald beaver, the oil applied to her body glistening as he devoured her slit while she tried to catch her breath, the performance a bit overdone but he was dedicated to getting her off and the look in her eye seemed to indicate her appreciation as she spouted various comments in her native tongue. She then gave him an energetic blowjob, the gal watching the camera too much but giving that “Hey, look at me” kind of dynamic as she massaged her tits and spit on his rod, jerking him off and making a big display of the act before she mounted his cock vaginally for an earth shakingly active ride. I loved watching her ass shake as she shook her cheeks wildly during the cowgirl variations, the gal perhaps lacking in how genuine she was about adoring her new “Pappi” but offering an over the top show as they continued with the oral and vaginal work on each other. She then gave herself a technical DP by using a medium sized toy to stretch her ass as he drilled her cookie, Rob swapping out to slow her down when he began tapping that delicious ass of hers. From there he banged her holes as he saw fit, her expressions changing ever so slightly as she sucked her toy clean and her ass continued to shake like thunder, Rob soon unable to hold off so he plastered her mouth with his manly fluids which shut her up, the streaming aural commentary admittedly overdone though I’d like to see her with someone she really liked in the future. The company website described the scene like this: “Naturally curvaceous Spanish beauty Klara Gold taunts the camera with her perfect, plump tits and big, booming booty. The sultry Latina strokes her shaved pussy, an interracial invitation for stud Rob Piper. Soon Klara's on her knees, servicing a big black cock. She rides his shaft, her giant ass gyrating with pleasure, and shoves a fat dildo up her ass to prepare her sphincter for Rob's huge boner. After sucking cock ass-to-mouth, Klara is rewarded with a massive, sloppy mouthful of semen.”
Scene Four: Amirah Adara, an attractive tanned gal who fit the usual dimensions of the ladies seen in the series, was then paired up with scruffy Jessy Jones, the man in charge of teaching her about “whoreticulture”, his ideas in line with the manner in which she was acting towards him as he slapped her firm ass and started kissing it. Jessy peeled down her panties to show her small but well shaped rump, his oral ministrations leading to her teasing with her black panties and spreading her ass cheeks before her button sized nipples were in her hands as her top came off. Her labia looked puffed up from excitement as she lifted her plaid skirt and fingered herself a bit, the director catching the display quite well before they lizard kissed and started giving each other head, Amirah kneeling down to go first as the gal provided some seductive oral with intense eye contact. Her knowing smile spoke volumes as she nuzzled his nuts and worked the top of his cock, soon licking and sucking him before he vaginally fucked her like he owned her. This portion was okay but then they started doing anal and she got exceptionally loud, Jessy lacking any sense of rhythm as he opened her ass with his cock. Amirah then decided to enhance the experience by rubbing herself with a wand vibrator, more fucking of her holes and her resting on her back with her legs spread wide apart to passively take his cock, a small anal gape forming. There was more toy use and the pacing was off but Jessy beat off and missed her with the first few streams of semen, delivering the rest of his nut to her face and open mouth as she looked over at the director to swallow some of the fluids and let her oiled up ass do her talking for her. The company website described the scene like this: “A tanned, all-natural cutie in fishnets and a micro-miniskirt, young Amirah Adara seductively teases horny stud Jessy Jones before kneeling in front of his erection to suck his big, hard cock. Jessy plunges his member inside the slut's silky cunt, pumping away while Amirah uses a vibrator to buzz her clit to orgasm. Amirah reams her tender butthole with a fat dildo, then takes Jessy's prick up her ass. She tastes his shaft ass-to-mouth and, finally, enjoys a spermy dessert.”
Scene Five: Gianna Nicole, the sexy hard body featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up last with Xander Corvus as the two of them discussed how “together” she was at 19 years old as she posed for the camera. She wore a gray crop top and blue jean shorts as she sat on the bar stool, no obvious tan line observed as she pulled up her top and gazed at the men with those mesmerizing eyes of hers. Xander walked over to start massaging her body, her animal print panties looking perfect on her gorgeous ass as she pulled on some black silk stockings in a seductive manner, her classic lingerie look enhancing her perfect body as he helped her with it. Xander then dover into her ass to orally pleasure her so she inhaled his pecker as she massaged her tits, the two working into a 69 before he pounded her pussy hard. While Gianna wasn’t a consistently active rider, she looked hot as fuck in the scene, Xander taking her any which way he was allowed to, the doggy making her ass look fabulous. She was another that moaned so loudly and often that it wasn’t really believable but she was very focused at the end when beating him off to direct his wealth of seed all over her upper torso, the gal massaging it into her already glistening skin as she smiled at the camera. The company website described the scene like this: “Totally tanned, ambitious teenager Gianna Nicole peels out of her jean shorts and exposes her perfect, natural tits for the camera. She puts on lacy lingerie and sheer panties as lucky stud Xander Corvus drools in anticipation. Gianna kneels and works his huge cock with her talented mouth, bobbing her head eagerly. She rides his fat shaft in every position. The glamorous girl's hard work pays off, earning Gianna a messy load of goo splattered across her chest.”
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Summary: The TEEN-aholics $ 4 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a solid showcase for some rising stars in porn, adorable Melissa May standing out though some of her peers also meriting additional attention as this one earned a rating of Recommended. The technical values were very nicely done, the ladies were well cast, and the heat of the sexual acts worked with the kink factor provided. In short, The TEEN-aholics $ 4 had some replay value and strokability on par or better with other big budget newcomer fuck flicks, my attention drawn to the movie when fellow reviewer Bobby Blake checked out the web version last week (for more insights here’s his take on the flick: The Teenaholics $ 4).
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