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Babysit My Ass 5

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/28/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Babysit My Ass 5

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

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Director: Joey Silvera


Cast: Carter Cruise, Maddy O’Reilly, Xander Corvus, Casey Calvert, Madelyn Monroe, Jessy Jones, Alice Green

Length: 178:05 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: The extras included a cast list, filmographies, a popshot recap, and some websites, and trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Babysit My Ass 5 was presented in the usual anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. The composition of the shots was flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent but there were compression artifacts when viewed on a big screen television. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying a bit but not nearly as much as some of his previous releases thanks to awesome lighting this time. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.


Body of Review: Joey Silvera is a talented director at Evil Angel known for expanding sexual boundaries with a wide variety of kink. His latest release coming in for review is the upcoming Babysit My Ass 5 from next month, the title focusing on the anal exploits of such appealing ladies as Carter Cruise, Maddy O’Reilly, Casey Calvert, Madelyn Monroe, and Alice Green. The action was worthy of your time, money, and seed but the movie was cut way back in terms of extras and footage, moving from a double disc release to a single disc release in this volume sadly enough. The company website described it like this: “In “Babysit My Ass #5,” legendary pervert Joey Silvera documents the kind of ripe, young asses that just can’t be left alone. In fact, these plump, round bottoms require constant supervision! In four scenes of intense anal fucking, the most luscious sluts in the porn biz get down and dirty, pleasuring big, throbbing cocks to the best of their rectal abilities. Maddy O’Reilly and Carter Cruise share a huge cock, orally worshiping balls and bungholes. Maddy even gets double-penetrated when Carter straps on a butt-reaming dildo! Stunning, sheer stocking-clad brunette model Casey Calvert eagerly slurps Xander Corvus’ prick, enjoying the rich, ass-to-mouth flavor. Tanned, insatiable blonde Madelyn Monroe enjoys an orgasmic ass reaming thanks to the combination of a buzzing vibrator, a fat dildo and a big dick. Pale, adorable redhead Alice Green gets defiled until her sweet anal ring is gaping and her gorgeous face is splattered in cum.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used on for those still interested:


Scene One: Carter Cruise, the amazing and multi-award winning blond featured on the front center of the front cover, and fleshy babe Maddy O’Reilly next to her, were up first with Xander Corvus in a scene I was dry humping over for weeks to see. Carter had those amazing blue eyes and a wonderful tan from Australia, Maddy was as compliant as ever as she tossed Xander’s salad, Carter rimming Maddy’s delicious ass. Their skimpy cover attire did not last long and the enthusiasm combined with the energy of the scene were great right off the start, the lack of tease bothering me more than a little bit but their passionate tryst as Carter moved in to slob his knob as Maddy nuzzled his nuts, some hand to gland friction enhancing the moment. Maddy took over blowing him as he kissed Carter, biting her lip as the trio became increasingly aggressive sexually, Carter even mounting his face for him to gobble her gash. Xander then porked Maddy in doggy as the gal ate Carter’s hairy pussy, the vaginal sex very active and leading into anal, both ladies on top of their game while displaying a great deal of chemistry. Carter was the main driver of the scene but Maddy helped too, Maddy slowing down during the anal but taking it in pile driver and both giving it up anally and vaginally with a lot of taste testing before they milked his balls of semen where Maddy took the bulk of the facial, Carter savoring his manly juices as they positioned to show their incredible asses side by side for Xander to paddle. For me, this was a ball draining awesome scene, even director Joey commenting as the ladies lawed each other.


Scene Two: Casey Calvert, a brunette hotty with a seductive allure physically and that borderline baby talk voice of hers, was up next as she described a secretary fantasy where her professional attire took a decidedly sexy turn as she peeled off her clothing, replacing it with some pink satin bands and matching panties, her black stockings standing in contrast to her oiled skin. Xander Corvus walked over to caress her yummy ass, fingering her perfect pucker as she moaned ever so slightly (not yelling like some in porn like to do), moving to insert a purple dildo to continue stretching her open even further. That led to some very messy oral on her part as she inhaled his modest member, throating him without the use of hands as she held the dildo in her ass, the lean fuck bunny looking great as she served as a cock socket for him to pound. They fucked vaginally before moving into anal, Casey giving some active riding as able as well as taste testing the toy. Both gave more head and she rode his cock in her ass in a variety of positions as though she really enjoyed it, her body oiled up more before she jerked him off so well that gobs of his goo flew over her head, the sexy babe draining his dragon very well and licking the seed off the puddles she found (helpful Xander pointing out that some remained on his cock too so she seductively licked him clean as well). Surprisingly, Xander wanted to give her some more to make up for all that missed her face, an edit to a second round of him nutting as she sucked his balls shown, her eye contact helping personalize it for him though it was a smaller second wad, the kind many of the weaker mopes provide as their sole blast in their lesser scenes.


Scene Three: Madelyn Monroe, a lean blond hard body with pretty eyes and a great tan, was up next in a sheer black top outlined in baby blue, her matching booty shorts pulled into her sweet ass crack to nestle lovingly as she teased in the house. The Seattle native looked really good with this look, her firm ass and lean figure soon revealing a bald beaver that looked exceptionally edible as she reclined in a red chair and rubbed one out. The camera zoomed in to catch her cookie in all of it’s glory as she massaged it, Jessy Jones then interrupting the flow as he pawed her from nowhere. The editing was more obvious here, Madelyn getting her mouth pounded by his turgid pecker, Jessy diving between her legs to lick her gently as she over acted a bit. The abrupt cuts led to her using a wand vibrator to masturbate, Jessy inserting a pink jelly toy into her snatch as she did (and letting her taste her juices from it), the pacing and lack of chemistry between them not hurting her great looks in the slightest but not nearly as strong as the previous scenes, her passive vaginal riding leading to the pink vibrator stretching her ass as she kept her head down and ass in the air. I loved the oiled look on her delicious body and wish the passive riding stopped as they moved to anal but it did not, the wand becoming a regular fixture of the scene and Jessy eventually beating off to deliver his round of semen to her face, the best part of the guy running out of her mouth as she gave some post coital head.


Scene Four: Alice Green, a redheaded newcomer with a dozen or so scenes credited on the IAFD, was up last in a metallic silver skirt, white mesh stockings, and a maroon and black bra with some girlish pink panties for those keeping track. Hailing from an appropriate state (Idaho...I da ho, get it?), the all natural cutie finished the movie with a scene in the same house as the rest of the action, sitting on a white couch to follow the encouragement of Xander Corvus as she masturbated. Her solo efforts were not very polished but her nipples beamed with excitement as she moistened herself for him, Xander putting a gag in her mouth before she ended up jerking him off, the man soon trying to dominate her as she laughed at him, the man trying to get her to say she wanted his cock in her mouth except she had the gag in. He removed it and tried to push her past her oral limits, Alice choking as he whispered nasty little comments at her under his breath. Her saliva went all over him and the floor, some nut nuzzling and licking of his shaft leading to him fucking her pussy in doggy where he did almost all the work, leading to more oral. She seemed like a deer caught in the headlights as he boned her in a multitude of positions, the expressions on her face suggesting she’d rather be getting a root canal than in the scene, her precious pucker spreading wide to accommodate his modest cock size though she gaped quite well for a newcomer. In the end, he nutted on her face and started complimenting her, his change in attitude confusing her as she tasted some of his seed quietly, a smile finally crossing her face before Joey asked her if she was okay, the 18 year old definitely projecting mixed feelings about the encounter.

Summary: Babysit My Ass 5 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was appealing to watch, the strokability, replay value, and fun factor entertainment value meriting a rating of Recommended. The cast showed some chemistry and enthusiasm for their trade, enough kink offered to stand out in the crowded field of anal exploits, the casting inspired in certain cases. In short, Babysit My Ass 5 had substantial amounts of anal fuck for the buck, using a cast of lovely young ladies not all shot out in every backdoor escapade but this volume showed a marked decline in how much fuck for the buck was offered so don’t expect it to rate as well as previous volumes.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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