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Pretty Dangerous

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/31/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Pretty Dangerous

Wicked Pictures

Genre: Feature, Big Budget

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Director/Writer: Stormy Daniels


Cast: Stormy Daniels, Brendon Miller, Anikka Albrite, Mick Blue, Britney Amber, Jack Vegas, Allie Haze, Stormy Daniels, Chanel Preston, Asa Akira, Seth Gamble, Romi Rain, Steven St. Croix

Length: 137:45 minutes

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: The extras began with three unrelated scenes that few have heard of (mostly unreviewed) including Stormy Daniels & Ryan Driller in “Dirty Deeds” (13:42 minutes), Kleio Valentein & Asa Akira in “Hotel No Tell 2” (19:18 minutes), and Anikka Albrite & Mick Blue in “Wet” (15:39 minutes). There was then a photogallery, some trailers, and a company promotional reel but the whispered about BTS that was shot appeared to be missing.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Pretty Dangerous was presented in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Stormy Daniels for Wicked Pictures. Jake Jacobs was the director of photography and Andre Madness worked second camera, lovely Kylie Ireland & Andy Appleton were the art directors (with a cute cameo too), Mark Nicholson worked the video tech, Ric Rodney and Rocky worked the lighting, Hannibal Springfield was the audio engineer, Scott Boisvert handled the special effects, and the editing by Alex Sanders helped round out the extensive production crew. The flesh tones were largely accurate, the editing fairly polished, and the inclusion of many establishing shots with the cast in them helped make this feel like a “real” feature, albeit on a modern porn budget. The sex scenes were on the short side and seemed to be more heavily edited, the feature elements not as cohesive as Stormy’s block buster titles from ages ago, and the picture looked best on a smaller screen such as a computer monitor over a big screen television when it came to things like compression artifacts or pixelation but the movie came across as better than much else on the current market all the same. The aural components were well handled too, the music, vocals, and ambient noises blended in together decently enough in most cases, some dubbing likely and the music not credited but it was a step up from the features released by smaller companies, the post production process converting it into a faux surround that I enjoyed.


Body of Review: Stormy Daniels is a blond bombshell of a performer turned director in porn that works for Wicked Pictures, her many years in the business resulting in scores of well received light comedies and even a few blockbusters comparable to what her male peers released. While porn budgets have decreased tremendously over the years, to the point where none of us are holding our collective breaths waiting for Stormy to conclude her “Operation Stormy” trilogy anytime soon, she released her biggest release in six years a few weeks ago, a movie titled Pretty Dangerous. At first I thought the movie was banking on rekindling some of the chemistry Stormy had with the extremely talented Steven St. Croix that made her look so good in the past but she took a more creative route to write herself as a James Bond, over the top villain, leaving Steven to serve as a bumbling street cop who happens across her path as she set out to obtain the needed components for a major scientific breakthrough. Somewhere along the way the show developed in almost bipolar fashion where the two goofy cops provide the majority of comic relief until the final moments of the show, the cliff hanger leaving a sequel wide open, but sexually, the director staffed the show with a fine cadre of ladies any modern fan would appreciate. Stormy was in a B/G and G/G scene, her latest look reminding me a great deal of super popular Kelly Madison in her looks, while Allie Haze only did the lesbian scene with her, Anikka Albrite bumped uglies with her husband in real life Mick Blue, Asa and Chanel did each other with Seth, and Steven did Romi Rain, a throw away scene of Jack with Britney included but falling short also tossed in for good measure. The back cover described the movie like this: “This Stormy Daniels action-comedy features the perennial fan favorite as Ivy Diamond, a sultry super criminal who, along with her band of bodacious thieves, sets out to rule the world. Hot on their trail is a cynical Irish cop and his newbie sidekick. With its witty dialogue, dramatic intrigue and six steamy sex scenes, Pretty Dangerous will steal your heart!”

The company press release spoke glowingly of the production, saying: “Award-winning filmmaker, screenwriter and Wicked Pictures contract superstar Stormy Daniels is releasing her most ambitious production in six years, the big-budget erotic adventure Pretty Dangerous, March 4th. Starring Daniels as a sultry super criminal and featuring Wicked Girl Asa Akira, 2015 AVN Female Performer of the Year Anikka Albrite and X-Critic Best Actress Allie Haze as her band of bodacious thieves, the DVD’s release will be accompanied by a Hollywood premiere event featuring the cast and a social media campaign giving fans opportunities to win props from the movie. After working so successfully in the genres of romance (for the award-winning Wicked Passions line) and erotic comedy, Ms. Daniels’ latest production sees her returning to the blockbuster territory she mined so successfully in such mega-productions as Operation Desert Stormy and Operation Tropical Stormy. “Pretty Dangerous was an amazing experience,” Daniels says of her latest triumph as a triple-threat writer, director and star. “The movie was really big, and it turned out great. Everyone did their own stunts, including Allie Haze, who learned how to jump waves in a speedboat. Anikka did her own scuba diving and Asa rappelled from ceilings upside down!"” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Stormy Daniels, the busty blond featured on the center of the front cover, was up first in a black outfit that enhanced her looks for shaven head Brendon Miller in the boat, the man pawing her as they kissed. Given the dark mascara and huge implants, Stormy looked every bit like a slightly smaller version of internet superstar Kelly Madison, Stormy applying some hand to gland friction before aggressively slobbing his modest knob as he slapped her boob. Stormy then applied her corkscrew hand twisting before he savored her tits orally, the man diving into her lean ass to pleasure her by rimming and gobbling her gash until it was time for a few positions of vaginal fucking. She was a passive rider until she was on top, his condom covered member porking her as her outfit revealed a wealth of stomach tattoos that I had not seen (again, the company doesn’t send out screeners like they used to), her small patch of pubic hair showing wisps of pubes neatly trimmed away from her cookie, the otherwise bald beaver milking his balls dry of semen in record time once they were bumping uglies to let her jerk him off all over her tit before she licked at the turgid boner to end the tryst.



Scene Two: Anikka Albrite, an extremely sexy blond with a delicious ass, was up next in a skin tight outfit as she serviced real life husband Mick Blue in the warehouse. He caught her as she about to rip him off, the gal turning the tables by suggesting she was a gift to get him back into the social swing of things sexually after a bad divorce. They kissed and she showed how to really work a cock orally, his raging erection rock hard and ready to cut diamonds if need be though he sucked her all natural breasts and diddled her rapidly to get her off. The real chemistry between the pair aside, he bent her over to devour her incredible ass, her juicy ass cheeks just the right combination of firm and fleshiness though he pleasured her front and back with great aplume. The oral led to Mick fingering her ass, her active vaginal riding leading into some anal penetration where their sweaty bodies merged as their solid eye contact sold it, the safe fucking not weakening the encounter for meas her oiled up body glistened under the heavy lights. This led to he nutting on her ass cheek when she drained his dragon of sperm, his distraction working perfectly for Asa to acquire a needed component.



Scene Three: Britney Amber, playing a bar fly with light hair and a revealing pink dress, was up next pouncing on Jack Vegas, the man taking her advances as true love when she bent over to suck down his drink with a straw. Her skin tight dress lifted up as he got her on the bed of the hotel room, her bald beaver given a lot of oral attention as he diddled her to a puffy red state. He then spread her legs wide to eat her ass, rubbing her some more as she yelled terribly loudly (in a fake porn manner), Britney kneeling down to reciprocate with a brief blowjob and some modest titty fucking before the plastic wrap was applied and he was tapping her shaven biscuit. His cock was not as hard as expected and he was drenched in sweat while looking beet red as the pair fucked, moving to anal before he tossed off a sizable load of seed but missed her face by overshooting most of it, the bulk of the rest under shooting her face before she gave him a surprise.


Scene Four: Allie Haze, an attractive young lady with long brown hair, was up next in bed with Stormy Daniels, mastermind having more in store for the lady than just applying her hijacking skills. Stormy had a sheer white top and tight skirt while Allie had a puke green shirt and black shorts, the duo kissing and pawing each other with a degree of enthusiasm as their clothes were peeled off them once piece at a time. Allie’s metallic gold stripper heels did not even slightly match her other attire but Stormy didn’t care, both of them licking each other all over (yes, even the heels) before the kissing led to titty play, pussy munching, and some ass licking. It was a by the numbers lesbian scene overall but not a bad interlude before a good scene came up.



Scene Five: Chanel Preston, a major hotty with a generous ass, and Asian contract babe Asa Akira, were up next with pimp daddy rapper Seth Gamble, Asa serving as the distraction this time to get his gold chains and diamond. Asa sucked a mean dick as her skimpy purple panties revealed her fine ass, the masseuse slobbing his knob when Chanel wanted in on the action. Chanel pulled her panties down and started caressing Asa, licking her goodies and fingering her as the gal blew Seth, both gals double teaming him orally before Asa sat on his face while Chanel actively rode the baloney pony, the gals then positioning so Asa ate Chanel as Seth plowed Asa’s wet snatch, the trio trying to get each other off until Seth removed his protective covering to plaster Asa’s body with his manly fluids (which Chanel licked up).



Scene Six: Romi Rain, a curvy brunette sexpot with big implants, was up last as a beautiful medium where she invoked the spirits to help partner Steven St. Croix and his coworker Jack. The ongoing jokes about Stevens heterosexual leans were then laid to rest as he helped her “replenish” after she assisted them. They kissed and she stripped, her bosoms drawing him in after they sent Jack packing, his hands molesting her at the dinning room table before she bent over to let him savor her curvy ass slowly, pulling her panties down to gain greater access. She then rolled over so he could lick her shaven snatch, his cock protected when he set forth to plow her balls deep. Her messy hummer leading to some active vaginal riding, her yummy ass bouncing sweetly on his until she knelt to take his wad of goo on her chest and offer some post coital head.


Summary: Pretty Dangerous by director Stormy Daniels for Wicked Pictures will undoubtedly garner lots of positive press as Stormy’s return to decent features after a lengthy run in couples erotica flicks and lite comedy features, the show tossing in everything but the kitchen sink to mind people of how in the zone Stormy used to be back in the day. I thought she looked great and the other ladies were certainly smoking hot in their roles, some of the feature elements could have been pulled in together tighter but the single disc release sure to be among the second tier award nominees after whatever big projects come from Axel Braun and Brad Armstrong, the company track record at the AVN awards showing a great deal of love for all three of the powerhouse directors. For me, Pretty Dangerous easily earned a rating of Recommended when compared to current features by Stormy’s contemporaries, the technical aspects well done courtesy of folks like Kylie Ireland (and Andy Appleton), Jake Jacobs & Andre Madness, and the rest of the team pitching in even if the feature portion of the show fell flat too often. Give this one a look and I’m sure you’ll appreciate the tacked on comedic portions by Steven St. Croix and Jack Vegas who both stole the show every time they appeared on screen, the largely generic extras not as good as what I expect from Wicked Pictures but at least there were some.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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