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Evil Amateurs

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 4/3/15

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Category: Amateur/Gonzo



Cast: Cassidy Klein/Josie Jagger/Rahyndee James/Natasha White/Mick Blue/Chris Strokes/Steve Holmes/Jessy Jones

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: Trailers/Web

Release Date: 4/1/2015

Runtime: 173 Mins

Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Jonni Darkko's 'Evil Amateurs'!

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*Scene 1:

Cassidy Klein/Chris Strokes

The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's Evil Amateurs kicks off nicely as we see new girl Cassidy Klein (formerly Bridget Bond) in an abbreviated tease sequence, dressed casually slutty as she sports a pair of daisy duke shorts and a blue top while waving her feet into the camera upon the introductory segment. A shirtless Chris Strokes enters view to follow, with a now-naked Cassidy welcoming him onto set with some cock grabs through his jeans before they share a kiss and get down to business. A dick-worshipping blowie gets things moving, with Cassidy spitting on her stunt cock and admiring him before she bends over to allow easier access for him to grease up her ass for extra effect. The eventual blow-j gathers some fantastic energy from Cassidy, having some trademark Darkko stylings such as the mouth lube that Strokes consistently squirts into her mouth, drawing up some extra dick slop as she throttles her throat on his jizzwhistle to follow. Sex sets in with Cassidy taking a cowgirl style dick ride on her co-star, pouncing like a fox on her deceased prey while Strokes spanks her ass and thrusts upward causing her to howl to the heavens. The scene progresses nicely, lasting for a seemingly perfect 40 minutes and running through some authentic position changes before Strokes slathers her face with jizz to close it out. This scene is a great start to the film and had some solid sex mashed into it. I loved it. 



*Scene 2: 

Rahyndee James/Jessy Jones/Steve Holmes

The gorgeous Rahyndee James encapsulates our view for the second scene, wearing some short shorts and high heels with a tank top that perfectly doubles as casual porn-wear. The scene begins with a decently solid tease and masturbation sequence where Rahyndee strips out of her clothes before welcoming the legenadary Steve Holmes and his partner in crime, Jessy Jones. Action sets in with some double-barreled BJ fun where Rahyndee does her best to jam her stunt cocks into the nether depths of her throat, gradually moving into some doggie style dick dunks from Jessy as she sucks on Steve's sword. Positions are switched up frequently throughout the scene and the camera gives some great views of Rahyndee's beautiful bronze complexion with some light oil on her body to emphasize it. Positions include the all-too rare pile driver, and mostly doggie style to cater to Rahyndee having a dick in her mouth at most times during this fuck-fest. Things cap off after Jessy gives some hard facefucks to Rahyndee, leading up to the finale faceload as the guys cover her face with a plethora of jizz to show their appreciation. This was a solid scene for the most part; the energy translated a little slowly at first to me, but things moved forward very nicely. 



*Scene 3: 

Natasha White/Mick Blue

Natasha White comes next, dressed in a cute pink tank top and a jean skirt to help properly capture the "teen" look, accompanied with some strappy heels because afterall, it is porn. The scene begins with some small talk between Natasha and our cameraman, moving forward with a naked Mick Blue stepping in as she welcomes him by diving on his dong face-first. The blowie is a great start to the scene, gradually moving into a facefuck as the current male performer of the year thrusts his throbber roughly into Natasha's cakehole, drawing up some lovingly exaggerated cock chokes. Sex sets in with a doggie style dickdown, as Natasha takes the brunt end of Mick's schlong very well with her face buried in the purple pillow on the couch where it all takes place. Most position switches are bridged with some cocksucks from Natasha (when possible) as the scene carries a pretty strong energy consistently throughout with some sloppiness added in the later stages. Things ultimately cap off with Mick blasting some dicksauce over Natasha's face to close it out, as she swallows up some of the goods and talks a little bit about the experience. There wasn't anything about this scene that I felt was exceedingly great, but Natasha is a hottie and it moved decently.



*Scene 4: 

Josie Jagger/Chris Strokes


Josie Jagger is the final "Evil Amateur" to make our aquaintance, again dressed casually to help stay true to the amateur title, wearing a tiny pair of daisy duke shorts and a girly pink shirt with the midriff exposed for the porn pervs at home. A short tease introduces Josie, consisting of a striptease and masturbation sequence while some relatively annoying techno music plays in the background of it all. The tease translates rather poorly, being a bit hollow as it unfolds, eventually rolling into the pre-scene interview. Chris Strokes steps in afterwards, making his second appearance in the film as Josie welcomes him with some sloppy dicksucks to get things moving. The pre-sex blow-j is pretty slow to say the least, moving into some cowgirl dick ridin' from Josie while strokes toys with her asshole to help get a reaction out of her. Things eventually pick up, making the middle/later parts of the scene outshine the early moments significantly, but there are still some slowdowns before it's all said and done that left a bad taste in my mouth. The scene finishes with a healthy load of face juice sprayed over Josie, with the camera sporadically jumping through different angles causing it to translate much less effectively than I believe it could have (at least that part). This was an interesting scene to end the movie on, and by interesting I mean not great; it came off a little hokey and "Bangbros-ish" during the pre-scene interview, and it was just okay if I had to put it in a word.



Jonni Darkko's Evil Amateurs for Evil Angel Video is a moderate release to put it lightly; the film started out exceptionally well with Cassidy and Chris, but gradually got worse as it went on and sort of just kills the buzz that the first scene gives you by the time that the credits roll. If you've seen my former reviews for Darkko's movies you probably already know that I'm no stranger to giving him high praise in my reviews, but this one is hardly indicative of his usual work. That being said, the technical side of things pretty much murders the competition in most amateur-themed content across the board, but it still came off nothing like what we usually see from Jonni Darkko's movies on a regular basis. Extras include a few trailers from Darkko's recent works, as well as web acces to round it out. If you're in the market for amateur themed content I don't think you'll necessarily be dissatisifed with this movie; but if you're a Darkko fan and expect it to shine in the same manner that many of his other films do, then you just might be. Rent It.  


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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