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Jerkoff Material 12


Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/1/15


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

 

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Jerkoff Material 12

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo, POV

Director: Tim Von Swine

 

Cast: AJ Applegate, Erik Everhard, Yhivi, D. Snoop, Mark Zane, Tony Martinez, Tim Von Swine, Dahlia Skye, Sean Michaels, Tee Reel, Noelle Easton, Karlee Grey

Length: 162:53 minutes

Date of Production: 2/12/2015

 

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Extras: There was a group of trailers, a popshot recap, a photogallery, websites, a cast list too, and a fun BTS lasting 29:55 minutes. The BTS was mostly a series of sex scenes mixed in with the attendant photoshoots, Tim and cast adding comments along the way (definitely adding some fun) including some background material during the photoshoots and additional sex material provided.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jerkoff Material 12 was presented in an appealingly clear anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid and the grain limited, the visual aspects of the production as finely tuned as any of Tim’s recent works. During some of the group scenes, another camera might have helped catch more of the footage to be edited into the production and enhance it but overall it was a nicely shot fuck flick. The aural components of the show were pretty basic overall though, the vocals heard in each case but little else to speak of setting it apart from the wide variety of gonzo outings available for your purchase. The music was minimal (during the credits) and the minimalist approach helping to cover the basics well enough, just don’t expect anything amazing when it comes to the sound of hotties chugging hog sauce.

 

Body of Review: Tim Von Swine is the infamous Hall of Fame director of smut at Jules Jordan Video that excels at point of view (POV) gonzo. His latest movie came out yesterday and is called Jerkoff Material 12, the series providing a wealth of heated sexual trysts that allow Tim to pick some of the best babes in porn to have fun with. Tim was the sole credited director this time, Mike John retaining the brand name of the series but Tim finally getting cover credit as discussed in an entertaining blog of his (Thoughts). While the big draw for me was AJ Applegate, I was anxious to see newcomer Karlee Grey paired up for the first time with Noelle Easton, I knew “Dahlia Skye (formerly known as Bailey Blue, I’ve been sweetly asked to use her current name with hints of underpants sent my way...lol) would be good, and Yhivi came in with the first performance of hers that I found sexy, the gal hitting it just right this time. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:

 

 

Scene One: AJ Applegate, the cock craving blond bombshell beauty with incredible eyes seen on the entire left side of the front cover, was up first out by the pool on the sunny day in her black high heels and sheer outfit from the cover. The sun beamed off her in a magical sense, the director half kidding about wanting to cancel the shoot for her partner of the day, Erik Everhard, because she looked fantastic. While I admit to thinking she is exceptionally attractive in the face and has bewitching eyes, both she and the director made it clear that she was the opener for her amazingly juicy ass, a little light tease deployed before she went into the house. Her “blue ribbon ass” was showcased so well that the tiny fine hairs on her body could be seen on the television, AJ grinding her ass here and there to excite the director, the gal ending up on the couch to introduce Erik, who was reading a smut magazine at the time. He tossed it aside and impoved a “well hello” before stuffing his face in her delicious ass, gobbling her gash and rimming her as she purred in delight with ahuge smile on her face. She turned around to show off her bald beaver and he continued working her over, AJ then throating his turgid member in a manner that few of her peers ever seem able to do, her devoted knob slobbing including some hand to gland friction and nut nuzzling as enhanced by her wonderful eye contact. There was chemitry as well as the energy they brought, her sheer enthuasism a reason why she should work every day she wants to rather than waste time on the multitude of lower quality ladies (same for him too), some active vaginal riding positions and additional oral showing both of them in the zone, AJ even letting loose the juice by squirting before she dsrained his dragon of semen, Erik delivering the goods into her open mouth for swallowing after she teased the camera with it a bit. It was so strong that Erik was out of breath and Tim was hobbling around like he nutted too, AJ complimenting Erik profusely to close.

 

Scene Two: Yhivi, the brunette newcomer featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next in classic black lingerie in the living room of the familiar house as Tim interviewed her. He caught her off guard and she said her name came from setting up a webcam account where she did not want to repeat any characters, perhaps forgetting the second use of the “i” in her name. This was shot when she claimed to have shot 20 to 30 scenes, only a dozen released so far per the IAFD, her bra removed before she was set upon by D. Snoop, Mark Zane, and Tony Martinez. I’ll be up front saying that she has looked too young and not overly appealing to me in previous scenes I’ve watched but she managed to click this time, her hairy buch exciting the guys as they removed her panties and were all over her, no just for a blow bang but for a second round with Tim Von Swine when they were finished as well. She proved right away that she was no stranger to sucking cock, either with or without hand stimulation at that. She took turns sucking one while beating off the others. She throated them and sucked their nuts too, pushing her limits to tear up before eventually milking their balls dry of sperm to swallow. Tim then dismissed the trio of mopes in order to avail himself of her genetic assets, her ripe rump best displ;ayed when she bent over though Tim might argue otherwise when she was bouncing on his dick or blowing him with the same skills she provided only moments befroe to his pals. The extended oral in POV led to her crawling back to the other couch, Tim porking her to stretch her out as his thick sausage tore into her pussy, her ass in the air and head down inspirational too. He played with her perfect pucker along the way and her ass had that youthful jiggle to it that men love to watch, her limited groaning noises understated and far more believable than those vets that scream as though anyone believes they are getting off. Tim was so big in relation to her biscuit that she left a pronounced vaginal gape between penetrative positions, his steady hand a far cry better than what his peers offer with their steady-cams, the gal actively riding him best when she was on top of him. There was more oral and by the end, her playful bantering with him took on a slightly different dynamic, perhaps one of respect for a job well done, the gal swallowing his hog sauce with a flair and no announcement, the gal sitting there adoringly looking up at him like she was satisfied and liked the guy.

 

Scene Three: Dahlia Skye, the blond performing artist formerly known as “Bailey Blue”, was up next in her pink and black lingerie as seen featured on the upper right corner of the front cover. She teased by the pool on the windy day, very happy to be back as she put her tight hard body to work to impress the director. This was her first three on one with men and was interracial to boot, the director pulling out the stops to pair her up with Sean Michaels, D. Snoop, and Tee Reel. The guys were all over her as she sat near the pool, her eye contact divided among the men but the gal going out of her way to connect with all three of them rather than just one as a focal point. She aggressively sucked them off in turns, Snoop joking about “the band” being back together to play her as she throated him while Tee went balls deep in her nearly bald beaver. When Sean walked over, her eyes lit up given his genetic gift was so much larger than his peers, Dahlia going at him with passion before slowing down a bit to accommodate Tee as well given they were circling her for pleasure. Given how little sex usually takes place outside, I was surprised they carried on so long, eventually moving into the familiar living room continue the tryst. She knelt to take turns blowing them and giving them attention, stroking like crazy as the men barked out individual requests, her sweet ass bending over to give them her her cookie to work with. Dahlia remained playful and lusty throughout the scene which helped sell the show as a whole, holding her own against her peers to a degree higher than I would have thought she could going into the scene. It was a cute touch that the phone started ringing, the cast making fun of it and rolling with it rather than stopping as happens in weaker scenes, their energy flowing to well to take a break. By the end of the scene, the guys each gave up their manly fluids, some of it spilling on the couch and most of it hitting her tonsils to be swallowed, Snoop not taking any chances so he stuffed it well into her mouth to plaster her after Tee’s miss, Sean hovering over her to launch his payload last.

 

Scene Four: Noelle Easton, a curvy brunette bombshell with amazing natural boobs, and newcomer Karlee Grey, another busty hotty fans are going to adore, were up last with Tim Von Swine. They were featured on the top center of the front cover, this being their first pairing together as a trio (or the ladies together). The tease took place in the living room and I admit I found Noelle’s body stocking to look incredible on her glorious body. The ladies had some of the best tits in porn, the 21 and 20 year old ladies looking fantastic from any angle, this being Tim’s first ggb POV scene too. Noelle was totally stoked to be back working with Tim, her appreciation for men that adore women and treat them well no secret in industry circles. The ladies caressed each other as Tim disrobed, his camera hand still steadier than most of his peers as he did so. The ladies made out and as it was POV, poor Tim was left out, the ladies making it up to him by double teaming him orally as he laid back on a very large blue easy chair designed to accommodate fluffy proportioned men. The ladies gave excellent eye contact and took turns on his shaft, head, and testicles orally, paying him a series of ego inducing compliments that is sure to result in them coming back, their sensual nature enhancing the replay value considerably. Tim was in “hog heaven” as they say, so much so that he forgot to have them titty fuck him, the man apologizing during the BTS/ending credits to fans and reviewers, my opinion being that the flow was just fine with the amazing oral and then vaginal positions. With two heart shaped asses lined up for him, Tim tapped Karlee first, her facial expressions endearing and Noelle grabbing at her two partners which was reciprocated later. The active riding and oral encounter included great eye contact, energy, and enthusiasm to the point where I was surprised he held out as long as he did, glazing their tits as they knelt before him and then showing the ladies licks the seed off their terrific bosoms. Both ladies were superb in the scene, Karlee way better than most newcomers tend to be.

 

Two of my favorite asses in porn...lol

"A heartfelt apology from a sleey man"

Summary:  Jerkoff Material 12 by director Tim Von Swine for Jules Jordan Video was better than I thought it would be, the series cut down from two discs last time and offering up gals like Yhivi that have done little for me as yet. Before anyone gets too sensitive about backhanded compliments, she looked like a fine piece of ass here, Tim again pulling a rabitt out of his hat to obtain a very credible performance and make her look yummy as he is known to do. So even with the lighter footage, the strokability, replay value, and quality of the action merited a rating of Highly Recommended. AJ Applegate was as adorable as ever, Noelle Easton joined with Karlee Grey was a good match for Tim, Dahlia Skye again showed the brothers plenty of enthusiasm, and Yhivi was good enough to make me rethink some of her past work; not the easiest thing to do for a guy reported to the authors of the sexual book of records for proven porn consumption. In short then, Jerkoff Material 12 was again full of the fun factor that makes the series so appreciated, Tim Von Swine’s ability to showcase sexually skilled hotties in a fuck flick a testament to his ability to enhance the performances of his already solid casting so give it a look if you’re interested in seeing just what the Hall of Famer director is capable of.


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