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Massive Asses 8

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/20/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Massive Asses 8

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Pat Myne


Cast: Dani Daniels, Toni Ribas, Gabriella Paltrova, Mr. Pete, Olivia Austin, Steve Holmes, Holly Heart, Mark Wood, Abella Danger, Jessy Jones

Length: 137:03 minutes

Date of Production: 3/13/2015


Extras: The extras were light with some trailers, a pop shot recap, a photogallery, and some website information.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Massive Asses 8 was presented in a decent 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as released by director Pat Myne for Elegant Angel. The camera work by editor Sid Knox was again solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows so the picture appeared to be in line with previous volumes, my only concern being that in some portions, the lighting washed out the flesh tones a bit and the framing was not as good. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases.


Body of Review: Pat Myne has been performing and directing porn for years now, the man helping discover some of the biggest names in the industry over the years. He nows directs for Elegant Angel and his first title making it to me under the new owners is called Massive Asses 8, a selection of scenes starring a deliciously curvy cast of cuties having fun as they follow the “tease them and please them” formula established years ago by previous series directors. Of special note was the inclusion of Dani Daniels, who served as the cover girl too, but also ladies such as Abella Danger, Holly Heart, Olivia Austin, and Gabriella Paltrova so there was a nice mix of established professional and hungry newcomer for fans to appreciate. The company website described the movie like this: “Huge asses getting destroyed by big cocks, what's not to like! These five gorgeous babes have that thick white booty and are not afraid to use it on these daring dicks! Watch as they jiggle that ass and make these cocks explode their white goo all over their phat white asses!!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Dani Daniels, the fetching young lady featured on the front cover, was up first out by the pool teasing in her neon green thong to a thumping beat. Her thong was pulled deep inside her wonderful ass crack which, while not “massive” was still firm and fleshy at the same time, a sizable bruise on her leg distracting me a bit. She was oiled up and the booty tease was exceptional if on the short side, Dani bouncing her butt nicely before walking in the house to engage with lucky Toni Ribas. He admired her ass at length as he massaged it and kissed her juicy cheeks, peeling off her panties and bending her over before he stuffed his face in her ass to rim her and gobble her gash. She sat on his face and squealed with pleasure before they kissed, Dani aggressively slobbing his knob with a hand assisted hummer to get him rock hard for vaginal fucking. He fingered her as she continued blowing his turgid rod, the couple keeping great eye contact as able during the active riding positions and taste testing. Dani makes every guy she works with look great and Toni was no exception, the man no third tier mope to begin with. By the time she drained his dragon of sperm, I truly believed she got off a time or three, Toni nutting on her ass crack after drilling her in doggy one last time.


Scene Two: Gabriella Paltrova, an attractive Latina wearing a black mesh bikini and stripper platform shoes, was up next around the house as she teased on the second story landing and gave a good show of her ass and other body parts. Gabi is another with an ass I’d love to play with but few would call “massive”, the gal possessing healthy curves to where she was a fine compromise between built for speed and built for comfort, her probing fingers warming up for some anal tricks as she showed off on the stairs. This led to her sliding a beaded glass anal toy, fat side first, into her ass before walking into the living room naked but for her shoes to present herself to Mr. Pete. He was fixated on her tasty ass from the moment she went in front of him, Gabi bouncing as Pete’s tongue probed her perfect pucker and pussy. He then started banging her pussy as she fingered her ass, the mixture of pleasure and pain making her very vocal as she aggressively rode the cock vaginally and then anally as he slapped her ass roughly. They took a breather for her to blow him and her light pubic patch was endearing but this one was more about a raw, hard fuck for fun than chemistry or romance from the get go. They continued until she milked his balls dry of semen, Pete ordering her on her knees so he could beat off all over her spread ass crack, Gabi licking her fingers clean of the portion that hit the couch.


Scene Three: Olivia Austin, a thicker blond bombshell newcomer with a great ass and pretty eyes, was up next around the house teasing before she took a bath, her bee stung lips looking ready to suck cock well before she was partnered up with Steve Holmes. The Seattle native has only been in a few flicks I’ve seen but is becoming welcome across the board for me as she lit up at the sight of Steve and really seemed to enjoy herself during the modest length tease, the water faucet allowed to pour water on her precious pucker before the music died down and his boner was at the proper height for her to service. She called him over and started stroking his manhood, throating him with relative ease as she looked up at him almost defiantly in a lustful manner as he whispered sweet nothings. The couple then engaged each other in a 69 position, the single camera only getting her side of things as she continued to inhale his cock, Olivia actively riding him vaginally and Steve clearly wanting to sample her rounded ass as he fingered her lightly. She gave more head between positions but her bald beaver was the central target of his pounding pecker, the cutie pushing Steve to orgasm as he launched his load onto her ass before she gave some post coital head to the guy (claiming he tasted “yummy”).


Scene Four: Holly Heart, another curvy blond in her early 30’s, was up next wearing a neon pink thong up her ass, the sheer material showing her pussy and ass outlined nicely as she spread herself during a stripper dance. She had pretty eyes but something about her makeup or projected attitude seemed a bit off this time, the buxomed bleach blond oiling herself up from titty to ass to shaven snatch. Like the others, her splendid ass was very appealing if not exactly classified as massive, Mark Wood the lucky fellow paired up with her to continue applying oil and exploring her physique by hand as he knelt beside her. Holly then did what came naturally to blow him, throating him to the base before taking a gingerly approach and nuzzling his nuts, spitting on his cock to stroke it and continue her oral onslaught. The enthusiastic oral led to her impaling herself on his cock, the active riding looking better thanks to the sheer amount of oil covering her body. The slapping noise of their bodies alone was enjoyable to me even if her eye contact was not as solid this time, the gal surprising me by going anal even if she slowed down a great deal by doing so. Mark choked her as he continued slipping his cock in her ass, the guy teasing her asshole a little before going full bore into it to launch his load after the sex became almost a grudge fuck where she made “that face”, exciting him enough to push him over the edge to come in her gaping ass.


Scene Five: Abella Danger, a super cute newcomer Latina with a fine ass, was up last as she teased outside in a metallic orange bikini to loud music, her ass not massive but larger than average for her size as she teased outside in the gazebo on the sunny day. The camera resolution was strong enough to show the fine hairs on her legs and ass despite the awesome coating of oil she had, the heart shaped rump worked and twerked delightfully well in the inspiring tease. As she turned around it was clear she had a shaven snatch, the bald beaver soon situated on the face of Jessy Jones as she blew him; a fine way to leave the tease. He devoured her pussy and admit\red her ass, the oral shorter than several of the other scenes even if the couple picked up some more oral along the way between their vaginal penetration positions. She was pornishly loud but displayed a lot of energy, her superior eye contact establishing a connection between the couple as she rode and blew him. The general dynamic continued as he fucked her until nutting on her ass, the lighting too strong during some of the scene to enjoy it as much but Abella always worth a look no matter who she is with.

Summary: Massive Asses 8 by director Pat Myne for Elegant Angel was fun, had five attractive women with nicely shaped asses, and while we could have a prolonged discussion as to what constitutes “massive” for an ass, the resulting footage was solid enough to merit a great rating of Recommended. In terms of my favorites, it’s tough to argue against Dani Daniels and Abella Danger, both of them earning extra nods of late for their bodies of work but that said, Gabriella Paltrova, Olivia Austin, and Holly Heart added some needed replay value too, the guys including men like Mark Wood and Toni Ribas among others. In short then, Massive Asses 8 might have been a bit light on providing truly massive asses but they were shapely asses attached to some talented ladies, a decent amount of oil and light applied to the scenes to add to the fun so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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