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Wet Asses 5

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/1/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Wet Asses 5

Jules Jordan Video

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Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: William H. Nutsack


Cast: Isabella De Santos, Ramon Nomar, Kelsi Monroe, Mick Blue, Amirah Adara, James Deen, Abella Danger, Manuel Ferrara

Length: 131:40 minutes

Date of Production: 4/8/2015


Extras: The best extra was the 18:43 minute Behind the Scenes feature, the bulk of footage being interviews and photoshoot material. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and company websites too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Wet Asses 5 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video before he left to work at another company. The scenes had excellent lighting, smooth camera work and good editing, all adding up to enhance the final product for me over the scores of lesser companies trying to copy the director so often. There was a company watermark and the editing by Robert Laplanc was balanced enough that even I had no complaints, the ladies caught in action quite well in almost all cases. The aural component was as expected too, the musical interludes during the tease montages fairly generic but bouncy and provided some beat to go by, the vocals loud enough to be heard with ease though little dynamic range to speak of noticed.


Body of Review: William H. Nutsack had a spectacular run as a director in recent years, his former company seemingly imploding overnight which led him to working for Jules Jordan Video and then Hard X. His latest release is called Wet Asses 5, the series a spinoff from his previous works that use a lot of oil to make the curvy babes glisten as they teased and fucked. I really liked the first volumes of this series but wondered if the casting of ladies like Kelsi Monroe, Isabella De Santos, Abella Danger, and Amirah Adara in the all anal flick would fall short of previous volumes that used more popular ladies. Regardless, each of the ladies was proportioned well enough to qualify as having a “big” ass too so pairing them up with guys like Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue seemed wise but dropping down to four scenes from five seemed a bad move. So while Nutsack has moved on and this was presumably shot before he left (or some of it shot that way with a scene or two “emulated” by still photographer “Just Dave” to finish it off), the production did look like a Nutsack original for those who keep track. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Isabella De Santos, the feature act of the movie with her glorious ass displayed prominently on the front cover, was up first with Ramon Nomar after the Columbian hotty gave an oil infused tease session lacking a bit in duration and variety (almost all footage was of her ass being oiled up) but making up for it in sheer physical appeal. She wore a pink bikini with additional straps, her black stripper shoes adding some height to the short young lady with all natural boobs. Isabella was all smiles as she shook her ass for the camera, the sultry Latina proving to be a very welcome performer in her first few dozen scenes as listed on the IAFD. The tease faded out to show her wrapped up in Ramon’s arms, the man holding her in the white room as her legs wrapped around him. He peeled off her panties as she bent over the bed and spoke in her native tongue. Ramon tongue fucking her perfect pucker as she aurally encouraged him, some spanking and gash gobbling added in before she was oiled up some more for him to vaginally pork. She had enough junk in the trunk to show a nice shake as she went from passive to actively riding him, the gal pushing back to take him balls deep as she looked over her shoulder to provide good eye contact. This warm up fuck led to her slobbing his knob and nuzzling his nuts, some hand to gland friction included as she toyed with him orally. She focused most of her oral efforts on the head as she stroked the shaft but went further at times too, Ramon wanting to bang her bushy snatch so they resumed the vaginal plowing until they switched to anal where she let him do most of the work well into the scene. Once oiled up and warmed up, Isabella did become an active anal rider though, even helping Ramon to finger her snatch as his turgid rod tore into her ass in the cowgirl variations. She then farted as he drilled her in a head down, ass up position, the gal spreading her ass apart with her hand until they kissed and he spanked her, the gal milking his balls dry as the facial ended it, some post coital head added in as well.


Scene Two: Kelsi Monroe, a very alluring white gal from Florida with a deliciously shaped ass, was up next teasing in the white room, the gal gyrating and shaking her whole body rather than focusing solely on her admittedly yummy ass. She wore a black bra and matching stripper shoes, her lace panties outlined with black trim too as her thick legs and all natural body showed some awesome stripper moves (including forming a “T” in the air) before she was drenched in oil as she gave herself wedgies to the upbeat music. While not as firm and tight as some viewers may prefer, this kind of loose caboose tease is always welcome in anything I review, the gal sporting an already impressive porn resume of anal and big ass movies enough to score Mick Blue as a partner. The tease over, she began again in the white room in front of a white couch as Mick pawed her, Kelsi dropping down to inhale his raging erection as though she were paying him back for spelling her name wrong in the scene breakdown page, the brief hummer leading to Mick reciprocating as though he loved her ass as she provided some vocal appreciation of his efforts. This oral was too short as well though they went back later to continue, both of them wanting to fuck first so he slid into her pussy as she continued to stream some dirty talk, her biggest weakness being how passive she was. After Kelsi moved past that first position, she blew him and then rode like she meant it, her reddened rump the sign of Mick’s spanking as her labia engulfed him to the bone (and Mick started teasing her precious pucker). She then throated him with some handjob stroking, Mick still infatuated with her asshole as she encouraged him to play with it, his dick slamming into her ass though she was really passive all over again even if she was very loud about liking the action. It came off as a bit fake to me but she looked good and did better in the cowgirl variations as she squatted on his cock to pump up and down on him. That she stuffed four fingers into her cookie while doing so helped to save the scene for me, her bald beaver looking very pink as they continued until she drained his dragon of sperm after a few more positions readied her to do so actively, her mug coated with his manly fluids as the scene faded out.


Scene Three: Amirah Adara, a sexy Hungarian hotty closing in on 80 scenes on the IAFD, was up next as she followed the formula to tease in the white room in a neon pink bikini, the gal looking younger than her age thanks to her modest tits and firm ass, James Deen lucking out to get to work with her. While the other three ladies of the show would qualify as thicker, curvier, and even merit the label “Big Wet Ass”, Amirah was the kind of leaner babe many readers seem to prefer these days, the trademark peeling of oiled up panties out of her ass after wedged into her juicy cheeks followed with some slow motion. The couple remained in the same room in front of the white couch, some whispered comments not getting in the way as he savored his latest adventure, the gal crawling into his lap to grind teasingly as he fingered her perfect pucker. He fed her the fingers and they kissed, some fine eye contact and spanking punctuating the warming up phase of the tryst, James getting rough with her before placing her on her back so he could rim her and eat her pussy. Amirah moaned generically a lot but I had the impression that she did like his oral ministrations, James using tongue and fingers in unison to excite her for a better scene as she was oiled up for some vaginal fucking. He did the majority of the work until she was warmed up all the way though, her annoying moans tuned out as she started to impale herself soundly. From there, she would sometimes be active and other times act passive, the switch to anal and additional oral seemingly restarting the clock as it were so that even further vaginal fucking was not always active. In terms of chemistry or lust, I just did not feel it between these two though she looked fine across the board no matter what she did or didn’t do. In the end, she pushed James over the edge so he pulled out to nut on her face, some post coital head showing her as a first class sex provider rather than a lust struck hotty into the guy.


Scene Four: Abella Danger, a 20 year old smoking hot babe from Miami, was up last and even with under three dozen credits to her name, she has already made a mark for herself in the big ass genre, her doe eyes and sensual nature certainly no stranger to this critic. She wore a metallic gold bikini with some animal theme look on the bra, her panties nestled deep inside her glorious ass cheeks as she aggressively bounced around to the beat heavy music as oil was poured onto her ass. She followed the formula of pulling the panties in and out of her ass to shed excess oil, her blind matching her attire quite well. The tease ended to show her lucking out with Manuel Ferrara as a partner, the man whispering commands to her lightly as his hand dove into her panties and he kissed her. The energy and enthusiasm between the two was almost immediate as their eyes interlocked, Manuel slapping her voluminous ass before he stuffed his face between her cheeks to excite her further. He thumbed her ass to her approving moans and in return she went wild sucking his cock, Manuel helping stuff his balls in her mouth as they continued. This led back to them kissing as she stroked his boner, the gal throating him further each time she tried though it was crystal clear that she approved of how rough he was getting with her. The white room and matching couch then came in handy as she reclined on an arm rest for him to start the vaginal drilling, Abella rapidly rubbing her shaven snatch to sound like she was about to “squirt”, Manuel power pounding her as intensely as possible in various positions to pleasure her, the gal spreading her ass for him to finger as he fucked her cookie and more oiling up including him pouring a sizable amount in her ass to push out like a solid stream, most of the anal sex done slowly and passively on her part, at least until the very end of the tryst where she pushed past her limits to embrace the pain with the pleasure, Manuel positioning her to kneel as he beat off a healthy wad of seed all over her face even if she didn’t swallow.

Summary: Wet Asses 5 by director William H. Nutsack for Jules Jordan Video was a solid bit of fun even if the show did not have the same amount of fuck for the buck as earlier volumes in the series. Given the cast of ladies, the technical values, the decent strokability and replay value, I thought this merited a rating of Recommended for a wide audience of gonzo loving fans, the ever present oil and shapely ladies well worth a look as they continue to ascend up the ranks of the porn pantheon. Some scenes had a great deal more anal than others and some of the ladies were not as well equipped to actively ride but even the worst of them was genetically gifted enough to serve as inspirational material to fuel your fantasies. In short, Wet Asses 5 showed a set of four curvy women working their way into our lusty hearts so check this one out and see what it may offer you too.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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