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Almost Relatives

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/4/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Almost Relatives (Tales From The Edge)

New Sensations

Genre: Feature

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Director/Writer: Jacky St. James


Cast: Brandi Love, Chad White, Karla Kush, Logan Pierce, Jessa Rhodes, Tommy Gunn, Scarlet Red, Steven St. Croix

Length: 122:57 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: The extras included a 19:44 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (the working title changed from “Kinky Wedding Day 2”), a “pick your pleasure” menu, a photogallery, trailers, spam, and some company information. The lengthy BTS by Jacky herself was comprised solely of cast interviews, allowing the participants to bandy about ideas related to the production.

Condoms: None


Audio/Video Quality: Almost Relatives was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jacky St. James for New Sensations. Using the talents of Paul Woodcrest and Eddie Powell on cameras, editor Gabrielle Anex, and the usual crew responsible for the company’s best efforts, Jacky applied the technical team much like she does on her other works to get things looking and sounding great. The flesh tones were accurate and the composition of most camera angles looked good, the editing as smooth as ever to draw attention away from the technical side so viewers can just enjoy the resulting four vignettes. There was a company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The aural components were satisfying too, the music, vocals, and ambient sounds all blended in for a welcome upgrade from the plethora of generic sounding releases I put up with on a weekly basis. As with the visual aspects of the movie, the audio portion was handled nicely, perhaps other companies will start paying more attention too.


Body of Review: Jacky St. James is a popular director at New Sensations, the talented young lady winning many awards as a result of her works. Her latest release in the “Tales From The Edge” series in for review is called Almost Relatives, a set of four related scenes showing a wedding party that gets entangled sexually with one another, a good amount of humor included with the often heated trysts using a cast of ladies including Brandi Love, Karla Kush, Jessa Rhodes, and Scarlet Red opposite men like Steven St. Croix and Tommy Gunn. The back cover said this about the feature: “Things become heated between a bride and the best man when their explosive attraction to one another makes them question their loyalty to the groom. When father-of-the-bride, Tommy wakes up naked in the maid-of-honor's bed, he realizes that maybe there is great sex after marriage. A illicit affair between groom, Chad and his future mother-in-law reaches a breaking point when things get hot and heavy just hours before the wedding. Unprepared and flustered by her responsibilities as a bridesmaid, Scarlet gets swept up in an afternoon tryst with the minister when he gives her a massage as a way of de-stressing her.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Brandi Love, the sexy fine blonde MILF featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first with Chad White, her relationship as soon to be mother in law adding to the risk factor substantially. Brandi wore a tight black dress and Chad was in his wedding garb, each pawing the other in a frantic little romp before the wedding, the gal going down on his as he stripped naked. Brandi kept pretty good eye contact as she slobbed his knob, some hand to gland friction and nut nuzzling looking almost other worldly in the almost completely white room. Chad then gobbled her gash, the neatly trimmed snatch dripping with juices as he prepared her for some vaginal positions, Brandi one of the most active riders of the movie at times, the performance not her most chemistry filled but strokable all the same. More oral and a titty fuck helped drain his dragon of sperm, Brandi’s implants and warm, willing mouth pushing him over the edge to “ice her cake” as he nutted on her chest.


Scene Two: Karla Kush, the lean blonde on the center of the front cover, was up next as the horny bride, best man Logan Pierce seen beside her (to the right side), pressuring her for a quicky as a last time fling. He placed her hand on his gland and within moments she dropped to her knees to blow him into a fully turgid state. While her eye contact was modest, she did suck his balls and otherwise pleasure him by nearly throating the modest member, Logan lifting her expansive dress to reveal her tight ass that he spanked and kissed as he peeled her panties down. They then engaged in a few bouts of vaginal boning, Karla finally becoming active when she was on top of him in reverse cowgirl, some taste testing included before she milked his balls dry of semen directed at her crotch. They then cuddled as she bemoaned him putting in more than just the tip.


Scene Three: Jessa Rhodes, a smoking hot cutie with lightened hair, was up next as the maid of honor, finding herself attracted to the father of the bride, Tommy Gunn, as the two consummated a brief tryst when she found he wasn’t having sex with his wife Brandi. She leaned over to kiss him and they started making out with more energy, their attire ditched as he nestled between her legs to devour her hairy snatch, her feet stroking his back before he came up for air and more kisses. Jessa then lowered herself to orally pleasure his meaty member and balls, seductively savoring the goodies as her drool ran down her face ever so slightly. They kissed and he pulled her up to lay her on the bed, sliding his cock along her slick slit before she guided it in and maintained solid eye contact. She gave an active ride in some positions, additional kissing helping as she begged him to cum for her, his pecker going balls deep inside her until he whipped it out to douse her in his manly seed along her lower torso.


Scene Four: Scarlet Red, a cute blonde with messed up hair, was up last as the sister of the bride who was sent to pick up minister Steven St. Croix, when his car wouldn’t start. She was stressed out over everything going wrong (funny bit with the cake by the way), Stephen using some energy healing techniques to calm her down to release all the negative energy accumulated. This included him rubbing her legs and moving in to kiss her despite her initial reservations, the kisses leading to him spreading her legs and going down on her nearly bald beaver, a few wisps of pubic hair encountered but not much. Within moments of his treatment, she was seeing the light and holding one of her legs way up to grant him better access, cooing at his methods while he continued. That led to her savoring his raging erection and the couple fucking, her eye contact helping make up for her largely passive vaginal riding. She looked great as he tore into her pussy though, Steven eventually busting a nut on her perky ass.

Summary: Almost Relatives by director Jacky St. James for New Sensations was a fun little feature, the four scenes tied together in amusing fashion in what the director was loosing referring to as a sequel to last year’s Kinky Wedding Day, the production easily earning a rating of Recommended for the balance of sexual antics and feature elements. All four ladies, Brandi Love, Jessa Rhodes, Karla Kush, and Scarlet Red were easy on the eyes and decent in bed, the guys more varied in their capabilities but the overall impact still quite favorable. In short, Almost Relatives was the latest in the “Tales From The Edge” line that people are finding well worth checking out, the director offering some taboo encounters without the step relation angle, at least not quite, so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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