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Massive Curves

Studio: Mile High Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/7/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Massive Curves

Erotica X/Mile High Distribution

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Mason


Cast: Eva Lovia, Erik Everhard, Valentina Nappi, Mick Blue, Isabella De Santos, Manuel Ferrara, Mia Malkova, James Deen

Length: 158:32 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/9/2015

Extras: There was a slip cover, a pop shot recap, and a slideshow. The best extra was the 15:18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, the clips serving as exit interviews for the ladies even if I wished there was more.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Massive Curves was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mason for her line called “Hard X” as distributed by Mile High Distribution. Mason handled all the camera work, the editing by skilled Royson Hall enhancing the production for me, the visuals as awesome as ever. The music was too repetitive but uncredited yet the vocals, as limited as they were, were decent and suited the visual aspects of the show, the lack of a continuous company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen definitely helped minimize distractions.


Body of Review: Mason is a talented director distributed by Mile High Distribution. Her latest title in for review is called Massive Curves, a title that immediately made me wonder given very lean hotty Eva Lovia featured on the cover. To me, “massive curves” means on the thick side, especially a big juicy ass or bosoms but seeing that Valentina Nappi and Isabella De Santos, as well as super cute Mia Malkova at least gave me pause since I’ve seen all three bending over enough to know they give me a massive boner courtesy of their curves. Eva being best known as a fetish performer and working mostly in lesbian scenes until just recently did add some intrigue for me however, so I didn’t jump to conclusions but truth in advertising is a huge thing for me, it seemed fair to mention it in this opening summary.

The back cover described the movie like this: “Hard X is proud to present "Massive Curves" featuring the most voluptuous starlets in the adult industry. Introducing stunning newcomer, Eva Lovia, in one of her first boy girl sex scenes. Also starring, big booty Latina Isabella De Santos (anal), superstar sensation Mia Malkova, and the deliciously curvaceous Valentina Nappi (anal). "Massive Curves~~" features passionate gonzo sex scenes and mouth watering teases that will leave you wanting more. Do not miss this latest Hard X release.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Eva Lovia,the lean and tanned cutie featured on the front cover, was up first with Erik Everhard, the gal best known for fetish and lesbian scenes. The tease was short but exactly the kind I adore Mason for, Eva in a skimpy pair of pink suspenders attached to her pink and white striped booty shorts, the gal twerking outside on the overcast day. Her boobs were nice but on the small side, her juicy ass best when bent over but never really “massive”, her nice tan line and the oiling of her body offering some nice spank bank material all the same. Her pretty face was enticing to me, something about it coming across as exotic but just a touch, the oiling of her ass nearly enough to wake the dead, if you catch my drift. In any case, the spraying down of her whole body as she knelt and shook her ass toward the end of the tease was nice too, the edit point moving her to the white couch in the house in a similar pose as studly Erik dove in to devour her ass and gobble her gash, her ass in the air and head down as the scruffy guy munched on her. Eva now appeared to be a big fan of Erik, the gal switching positions to sit on his face, his tongue working her labia as she purred in appreciation. He then bent her over to bone her vaginally, the gal a passive rider with fair eye contact, Eva much better when she was on top of his lap in some cowgirl variations to be sure. Erik still seemed to be doing most of the work but her tight labia clenched his throbbing boner, the turgid rod finding out what it meant to milked as they bumped uglies together. As the scene progressed, Erik repeatedly went back to go down on her and Eva gave him a hand assisted knob slobbing near the end, the hand to gland combat and nut nuzzling nearly pushing him over the edge before he took her again in doggy and used her ass cheeks to drain his dragon of sperm that he glazed her ass with. In all, it was a decent scene for a gal mostly versed in doing other women, the wave of her B/G performances already underway.


Scene Two: Valentina Nappi, an Italian brunette with a great ass and pretty face, was up next with male performer of the year Mick Blue, her body already oiled up as she teased in a black satin outfit consisting mostly of straps. While she had a sort of aloof look on her face, her nipples appeared erect and she seemed better suited for the titular curve definition, the resolution of the scene so clear that I could see the very fine hairs on her body and individual hairs on top of her head, that amazing heart shaped ass always a treasure to observe in action. While there was some close up footage mixed in, I appreciated that there was also a variety of other shots too, the visual contrast adding to the replay value even if the tease was shorter than I care for. When the tease finished up, Valentina went from bending over on all fours to having Mick slap her splendid ass, Mick diving into her cheeks to enjoy her taste and shaking her money maker as she smiled for the camera. Her eye contact was okay this time, good enough to refrain from complaining, and Mick moved from going down on her to kissing her as she jerked him off and feeling her tits in front of a mirror, the man easing his boner straight into her ass in the standing doggy as she made a precious face. As Mick tore her ass up, both of them seemed to be getting off too, the guy choking her a bit before she knelt down to slob his knob. Valentina served as a cock socket at first but soon showed she could active inhale his modest member, the slobber flying around to pool at their feet before she positioned in a standard doggy for him to slap around and drill, the gal more passive then usual but delightful to watch all the same. There was more oral by both of them and she soon was rewarded when kneeling by Mick glazing her welcoming face with his manly fluids, the guy going back for more in a doggy and a hummer, Valentina licking her lips of the existing juices as the scene faded out.


Scene Three: Isabella De Santos, a gorgeous Latina with a plus sized ass, was up next as she shook her oiled up ass out by the pool as the sun was casting long shadows on everything around her, her bikini bottom riding delightfully up her ass crack before she peeled it off to prove her own curvy credentials. The tease had a slow tempo but it worked for her, the slow burn of her physique getting the spray approach before the scene abruptly moved to showing her in the house stroking the cock of Manuel Ferrara. He was kissing her and she seemed to adore the guy, her hairy snatch eaten as his hand pawed her smallish tit. They were on the silver patterned sofa and she spread her legs wide to accommodate him giving her head, their eyes locking as he eased his cock inside her already wet pussy. There was a certain intensity to the tryst, Manuel plowing away as they kissed and otherwise kept their lips close together, some whispered comments helping guide each other to whatever worked for them in the chemistry filled encounter. He then turned her around to do in kneeling doggy, the smile on her face beaming as he rapidly went balls deep on that slick slit, her labia milking his balls dry they held on so tight. He fingered her perfect pucker as they vaginally fucked too, the couple taking a few moments from time to time to refrain from him launching his load prematurely, her oral focusing mostly on his head as her hand grasped his balls and shaft. The enthusiasm and energy combined well with the passionate actions here, her hairy crotch grinding into him more than a little as they spooned or assumed other positions, Manuel slowing them down when he switched to fucking her in the ass, the dirty talk in native tongue nicely done. He then alternated which hole to fuck as they continued, the gal giving him open access out of adoration given the look she provided him throughout the encounter, Manuel slapping her ass and going all out to please her before he nutted on her mug, shoving his hand up her crotch to get her off in a flowing wet orgasm to finish up in a very heated manner.



Scene Four: Mia Malkova, a lean blond cutie whose curves could easily be called into question for a show such as this, was up last as she slowly teased out by the pool in her black outfit, her pretty eyes and all natural body as appealing now as ever. She had a smirk on her face that seemed to oppose the smile she also provided, the devilish angel attitude fitting her now more than ever. As she peeled down the back portion of the attire to show off her sweetly curved (though not even close to “massive”) ass, she climbed into the hot tub to soak, churning the water with her swaying as raindrops hit the water around her. She caressed herself continuously until the edit showed her kneeling in the house naked, James Deen walking over to kiss her and massage her body. James then bent her over and squeezed her ass cheeks before rimming her and otherwise orally pleasuring her, his fingers diddling her moist pussy as she savored the experience with her eyes closed, the gal getting increasingly submissive as he roughed her up. His oral led to him porking her pussy, the couple taking it slow to enjoy the tryst while whispered directions guided her, a few active riding positions showing her vaginal skills intact as James rubbed her pucker and kissed her. By the time it ended with him tossing off a decent load of manly juices onto her face and into her mouth, they were both glistening with sweat, Mia giving him one last hummer before he rubbed out a last orgasm from her pussy, her nearly bald beaver showing some light wisps of pubic hair looking like it was not shaven for a week.


Summary: Massive Curves by director Mason for Hard X had four terrifically beautiful ladies combined with four of the best male performers in the business having various forms of heated sex but I admit that it was a “massive stretch” to consider them to have “massive curves” so I rated the movie as a Recommended, suggesting viewers and fans that prefer beauty over accuracy in titles to rush out and grab a copy for your collections. Eva Lovia was not nearly as skilled at doing guys, especially a powerhouse like Erik Everhard, as the others, Mia Malkova allowed James to completely dominate their scene, but Manuel Ferrara and Isabella De Santos was really hot and Valentina Nappi paired up with Mick Blue was also inspired so adjust the rating to your personal tastes as Mason did a great job. In short then, Massive Curves 1 could have been called “major hotties 1” to be more accurately advertised but it was fun, the tease was inspirational, and the technical aspects were as fine as you will see from Mason (though like some of her peers, a little lens flare goes a very long way so cutting down on that will increasing the tease would net you a Christmas card), two of the trysts sure to be mentioned later this year at awards nomination time so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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