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Liquid Lesbians

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/10/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Liquid Lesbians

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Lesbian. Squirting

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Director: Jonni Darkko


Cast: Bonnie Rotten, Vyxen Steel, AJ Applegate, Rachele Richey, Nadia Styles, Danica Dillan, Daisy Ducati, Tori Taylor

Length: 126:56 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: There were filmographies, a cast list, company trailer, trailers to some of Jonni’s other works, and website links. This is surprising because the company website offered BTS material for each pair of ladies that you can check out.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Liquid Lesbians was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. While Jonni worked the main camera, he had Sal Genoa cover the slow motion camera for the squirt recaps, editor Mel Phoenix tightening up the total footage into a coherent whole. The flesh tones were accurate, the light splendid, and the resolution just fine with minimal aliasing or compression artifacts, a company watermark observed on the lower right hand corner of the screen at all times. The stereo audio was offered in the AC3 format with a sample rate of 48 kHz and bit rate of 192 kbps, the music and vocals blended well in the show’s four scenes courtesy of Jonni’s long established expertise in the aural components.


Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is a highly regarded director here on XCritic, his works for Evil Angel in particular frequently fought over or on more wish lists than anyone this side of Jules Jordan, Kevin Moore, or Mason. As such, I don’t often get to see much of his work until it is award voting time but his name is often associated with the term “quality” so I was more than happy to give an early first look at his upcoming Liquid Lesbians, a lesbian fuck flick focusing on squirting and other fluid dynamics that comes out later this month. As a movie with “squirting” in it, of course it had to have Bonnie Rotten, the multi-award winning hotty featured on the right side of the front cover, and Nadia Styles has been known to let loose the juice of late too, AJ Applegate as fine a squirter as you will run across and the others adding some fun too so I had high hopes going into this one even if lesbian trysts are not the top of my list outside of my own bedroom. The company website described the movie like this: “Under the direction of Jonni Darkko, sexy sluts are always encouraged to get wet and freaky. In “Liquid Lesbians,” gorgeous porn babes take the plunge, drooling, squirting ejaculations, wallowing in goopy lube and sinking big toys. Mostly, Jonni showcases his ladies expelling fountains of fluid from their pretty pussies! This all-girl extravaganza is saturated with moist sensuality and slathered with explosive action. Tattooed temptresses Bonnie Rotten and Vyxen Steel gag on a long, black double dong, swap spit and shower in vaginal jets of hot liquid lust. Bikini cuties AJ Applegate and Rachele Richey splash everything in sight. Nadia Styles and Danica Dillon drench their libidos with a strap-on dildo and their pussies with liquid from glass bottles; they wind up soaked in perverted pleasure. In a passionate session of vibrator-assisted sensuality, black bombshell Tori Taylor and red-haired, mixed-race beauty Daisy Ducati get stuffed with an enormous dildo and douse one another in a splashy mess.” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Bonnie Rotten, the heavily tattooed brunette babe on the right side of the front cover, and blonde bombshell Vyxen Steel, the gal on the left of the cover, were up together first in what I knew going in would be the key scene of the show, Bonnie’s title as the reigning “Goddess of Gush” not touched since she revived the genre almost singlehandedly awhile back. Rather than just show the couple squirting up a storm, they began with some sloppy saliva antics in a white room, licking and caressing each other while playing with all the right body parts in a heated fashion. They poured oil and gobbled gash, some ass play punctuating the passionate scene that included some solid eye contact to enhance the replay value. Of special interest to some might be the use of large black toys for penetrative purposes, the use of sparkling soda water for power purging curious but fun too, even foot fetish fans getting some love this time. The company website described the scene like this: “Tattooed temptresses Bonnie Rotten and Vyxen Steel are ready for a messy, sensually good time. These busty lesbian beauties slather each other's body with goopy lube, drooling as they probe juicy cunts with fingers, dildos and water bottles. Vyxen and Bonnie gag on a long black double dong, swapping spit; Bonnie's asshole prolapses in lewd pleasure. Their nasty, all-girl fun makes for explosive showers of hot pussy juice and liquid lubricant, until both sluts are drenched in lust.”



Scene Two: AJ Applegate, a curvy beauty with all natural boobs, amazingly attractive eyes, and an ass to die for, was up next with curvy brunette Texan Rachele Richey, as the ladies playfully explored each other orally with a lot of soda water and oil used to further the theme. Rachele had some sexy booty clapping moves and AJ has established her role in that area for years as a great “go to” booty gal, her bald beaver filled with the sparkling beverage to unleash it wildly, Rachele drenched in the fluid and the same kind of slow motion recaps applied to the scene as the other scenes received. As importantly as the ladies getting sexually stimulated was just how much fun they had in the chemistry filled tryst, AJ reclining on the tan couch for Rachele to use before they swapped out, a pink vibrator and a larger wand used to enhance the hand to gland friction in assisting with the gushers. The company website described the scene like this: “Sweet, big-assed blonde bombshell AJ Applegate and busty brunette Rachele Richey are bikini cuties that like getting doused with warm water before worshiping one another with probing tongues and sensual toys. AJ and Rachele take turns emptying bottles of liquid inside their sweet pussies and drenching each other with explosive jets of orgasmic juice. These sultry lesbian sluts soak the furniture with their wild, wet passion and splash everything in sight!”



Scene Three: Nadia Styles and Danica Dillan, both with highlights that made them look like sisters, were up next on the tan couch as they teased and tweaked one another, Nadia starting off on top though Danica certainly had her chance to dominate as well (the gal wearing a strap on dildo). The fluids flowing this time had nothing to do with soda water (at first) as the stimulated cookies glazed each other from the kind of toy and vibrator stimulation before the bottles of fluids added to the mess they made as they gobbled gash and ass (the funnel antics coming across as way over the top to me). The company website described the scene like this: “Lesbian lovers Nadia Styles and Danica Dillon have a very moist relationship. The lingerie-clad ladies enjoy swapping spit, and Nadia wetly gags on her girlfriend's strap-on dildo before drooling into Danica's mouth. Nadia takes a dildo fucking, buzzes herself with a vibrator and rains a shower of pussy squirt all over busty Danica's pretty face. They trade places and share more orgasmic and slobbery fun -- filling pussies from a glass bottle and drenching each other in perverted pleasure.”



Scene Four: Daisy Ducati, an exotic redhaired gal with curves, and her darker skinned frequent flyer friend, Tori Taylor, were up last in a scene where the “squirting” was far less prominent though they clearly enjoyed getting each other off. They were dressed in garish but bright colored lingerie, Tori’s neon pink mesh outfit contrasting with Daisey’s yellow themed bikini on the familiar tan couch. These two size queens stood out in terms of diving right into each other’s crotch, the size of the huge black toys, one of them inflatable, and the wand, before they ended up using the soda bottles too. It was playful and frisky though the camera was too aggressive about getting close up shots for my tastes as the ladies did each other nicely. The company website described the scene like this: “Black bombshell Tori Taylor and red-haired, mixed-race beauty Daisy Ducati get off on getting wet and wild during an intimate date. Tori thrusts her fingers deep inside her girlfriend's snatch. She stuffs Daisy's pussy with an enormous dildo as the exotic redhead buzzes her clit with a vibrator. Daisy squirts a torrent of girl-juice all over Tori's pretty face! Next, Tori takes a similar treatment. Finally these young ladies fill their sweet cunts from water bottles and douse each other with warm liquid.”

Summary: Liquid Lesbians by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was not for the feint of heart nor for those who believe there is no such thing as “squirting”, the fantasy of having a gush goddess emit strong streams of womanly fluids out of their perfect pussies admittedly a fetish most either really like or really hate. While all the ladies made juices of one sort or another freely flow, Bonnie Rotten, AJ Applegate, and Nadia Styles stood out from their peers this time, the technical aspects combining with the replay value and strokability to merit a very healthy rating of Recommended from me, my suggestion always that readers adjust said ratings as they see fit for their own needs. In short, Liquid Lesbians was a lesbian squirt flick that might push the fantasy a bit far for some but the drenching crotch rain will find favor when it comes out for fans of the genre so give it a look and let me know what you think about it.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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