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Top Notch Anal

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/11/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Top Notch Anal

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Jillian Janson, Mike Adriano, Aidra Fox, Romi Rain, Anikka Albrite

Length: 202:07 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: The only extras were the cast list, the filmographies, trailers, and website links, a very bare package overall.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Top Notch Anal was presented in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. Using Claudio Maestro as his cameraman, Mike got to participate in every scene, the clarity of the picture tied in large part to the abundance of lighting and steady camera work, the flesh tones accurate and framing of the action well done. There was some minor aliasing and I noticed a moderate number of compression artifacts when playing this on a large screen television, but as a whole it conveyed the heat of the action quite well, the company watermark on the lower right corner present as always. The stereo audio was presented in AC3, the codec using a sampling rate of 48 kHz and a bitrate of 192 Kbps. The vocals, especially by Mike, were very clear and there were few ambient noises, the amount of separation or dynamic range minimal but not a vital component of a gonzo fuck flick to most people.


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Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director well liked by the majority of the XCritic reviewing team, his titles for Evil Angel always in great demand. His next title coming out is the upcoming Top Notch Anal, the movie differentiating itself by using high end hotties doing anal rather than Mike’s usual love of newcomers or those new to anal. As such, he deploys likes including Romi Rain, Anikka Albrite, Aidra Fox and Jillian Janson, each recognized as a popular performer for one or more reasons. These are all new scenes and advertised as having “100% anal in every scene!” which to me means no vaginal sex (and has been argued no blowjobs or other tricks by default) though realistically it usually means that every scene has some anal, a semantic issue you can use to adjust your personal rating as you see fit. I was mainly interested in seeing Anikka and Romi but the others have their merits too, the end result a bit mixed. The company website described the movie like this: “You’ve got to start at the bottom to get to the top! Mike Adriano’s “Top Notch Anal” takes the infamous director’s anally perverse fetishes and distinctive shooting style up a notch, with four intense, one-on-one backdoor encounters featuring the sexiest bottom bitches in the biz. Mike makes his signature anal speculum inspections in each scene. All-natural blonde cutie Jillian Janson takes a sloppy, nasty face fucking, and Mike leaves her rectum raw, prolapsed and gaping. The director ruthlessly drills long-legged lingerie model Aidra Fox and fills her mouth with spunk. She eagerly sucks Mike’s shaft ass-to-mouth. Plush, curvaceous Romi Rain returns to active booty duty in a nasty new scene, tonguing Mike’s bunghole and wrapping her enormous titties around his shaft. This voluptuous slut gets fucked in every hole. Finally, blonde bombshell Anikka Albrite worships the director’s enormous cock in a gagging, head-bobbing blow job and fierce sodomy session.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Jillian Janson, the skinny blond with pretty eyes featured on the right side of the front cover in a red mesh outfit, was up first as she teased Mike Adriano. She was in the courtyard and the camera explored her every nook and cranny, her tiny ass spread to show her pucker and her big smile telling Mike to bring it on as she was warmed up by his tongue sliding into her ass and gobbling her gash. Her bald beaver looked sweet as he devoured it and her ass always looked better when she bent over, scruffy Mike soon letting her slob his knob about half way as she looked over at the camera as directed. Her eyes teared up and reddened and streamers flew all about as her mascara smeared and she kept trying to push her limits but ultimately, a reset took place to let her clean up around the 22 minute mark, Jillian then getting planked in the ass as she let Mike do all the work. This caused her some pain and she looked hurt a few times, her ass gape looking blown out before she was allowed to go back to doing oral and even rubbing herself to a squirting climax, Mike’s dragon drained to unleash a stream of sperm on Jillian’s ass and back before they kept going at each other. Mike getting to taste her juices before more anal led to a speculum The company website described the scene like this: “All-natural blonde cutie Jillian Janson teases director Mike Adriano wearing her red fishnet dress and matching pumps. Jillian spreads her soft ass cheeks to reveal her alluring butthole; Mike thrusts his tongue up her fine booty. Wrapping her lips around the director's big boner, she takes a sloppy, nasty face-fuck before taking his thick prick up the ass. Mike subjects Jillian to a sphincter-expanding speculum inspection. With her rectum raw, prolapsed and gaping, Jillian sucks dick ass-to-mouth.”



Scene Two: Aidra Fox, the cute young newcomer featured on the lower left corner of the front cover, was up next with Mike Adriano, her sexy lingerie adorning her lean figure as she began her tease in the house. Her panties were sheer enough to see her pubic hair and her sexual confidence was telling, her panties pulled up into her snatch and ass as she rubbed herself. Mike then gets her on all fours to rim her and eat her twat, Aidra appreciating his efforts enough to more than match his oral by slobbing his knob quite well, taking in most of his turgid rod until he became raging hard with an erection. Her playful oral on him separated her and elevated her over Jillian’s blowjobs but she closed her eyes a lot and seemed to act like it was a chore all too often too, the messy hummer upgraded by the way she tossed his salad, the gal diving in deep to eat his ass and rim him before he boned her butt, Aidra taking it passively as she diddled her pussy. The butter as a lubricant led to a messy slime oozing out of her ass after the first few positions, her precious pucker absorbing a great deal of punishment but not getting active, more oral, some ATM leading to a mouth pop when she milked his balls dry of semen, the gal smiling as she swallowed the load. The company website described the scene like this: “The only thing hotter than a date with stunning, long-legged lingerie model Aidra Fox is when pervy director Mike Adriano is involved. Mike wants this gorgeous girl's sweet asshole! After examining Aidra's perfect, natural boobs and exquisite, soft rump, the director receives a wet, gagging blow job from the beautiful brunette. He slides his thick dick up her tight anus, and she eagerly sucks his shaft ass-to-mouth. Aidra's rectum gets stretched with an anal speculum... and her mouth gets filled with hot splooge.”



Scene Three: Romi Rain, the busty brunette bombshell featured on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she made it clear she was horny due to a lack of sex and not having anal sex in particular for a long time, her purple and black lingerie looking awesome on her as she teased. Romi was out back in the courtyard and quickly pulled out the twins for Mike Adriano to admire, Mike more interested in her ass to rim than she was. He approached rimming her from different angles and spread her ass cheeks wide to accommodate his tongue, Romi moaning and purring in delight as he continued exploring her perfect pucker and pussy. They then took something of a break from each other as Romi used a large black dildo on her mouth to gather up a lot of saliva, switching to his cock for some throating fun as the liquid in the martini glass continued to accumulate. Romi then delighted in rimming Mike, nuzzling his nuts and otherwise servicing him with a hand assisted hummer before a titty fuck and Mike using some injected fluids to ready her for the anal. Contrary to the suggested advertising, he then fucked her pussy too, admittedly only a little and she alternated her attention between him and the camera, all his other tricks coming out from the butter as lube and the speculum, Romi only actively riding during the cowgirl variations, a surprise second load going to her mouth as she knelt before him for her to swallow in the chemistry filled scene (her third anal on camera). The company website described the scene like this: “Super-busty, lingerie-clad Romi Rain is back in action, and this plush, curvaceous slut wants some anal loving from notorious porn pervert Mike Adriano. Mike snakes his tongue between the cheeks of Romi's huge ass, rimming her tender butthole. She obediently gags on the director's fat member, slobbering into a glass. She tongues his bunghole and wraps her enormous titties around Mike's throbbing shaft. This voluptuous slut gets fucked in all holes. She enjoys an anal speculum inspection and an oral cum shot.”



Scene Four: Anikka Albrite, the super hot blond booty babe featured on the upper middle of the front cover and reigning female performer of the year, was up last in pink and white lingerie as she teased outside for Mike Adriano. Her thong was nestled deep in her ass and she arched her back to make her bulbous butt look even curvier, her finger massaging her precious pucker before he followed her with a camera as she walked to watch her glorious ass shake. She also jiggled it and spread it for Mike to eat at great length, her own oral going all the way to his balls as she rubbed his testicles as the streamers flew about her face. With more oral as they went to the white love seat, she held her ass apart in missionary for him to pork her pucker, her pubic hair noticeable and other antics leading to the oiled look and additional positions, little active anal riding taking place though as he stretched her out thoroughly. The oral and anal continued with some breaks for toys, her rounded rump looking most inspirational as he porked her, the final load of the show coming forth as he nutted in her mouth, some discussion about what appeared to be an anal creampie had between myself and a friend checking it out with me. The company website described the scene like this: “Sultry blonde bombshell Anikka Albrite tempts director Mike Adriano with her massive, jiggling butt, wiggling it seductively -- until Mike buries his face between her soft cheeks, lewdly tongue-fucking her sweet asshole. Anikka worships the director's thick dork in a gagging, head-bobbing blow job. Mike slides his fat pole past her puckered anus and relentlessly pounds her rectum. He stuffs butter up her butt; it melts and drips out of her winking anus. Mike stretches Anikka's asshole with his signature speculum, and she dutifully swallows his creamy load.”

Summary: Top Notch Anal by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel had a little something from Mike’s bag of circus act tricks for everyone, some use of butter as an anal lubricant, some speculum action, some salad tossing, and some super sloppy head to go with every one of the ladies doing anal. I would disagree with the advertised comment about 100% anal since there was a broader variety of action and some were markedly more at ease with Mike’s tongue or turgid pecker in their ass than others but for the most part, fans of anal should consider this title to merit a rating of Recommended and adjust it according to their own criteria, Romi Rain and Anikka Albrite clearly leading the pack but Aidra and Jillian sure to please their fans by looks alone so check out Top Notch Anal when it comes out and let me know what you think.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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