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Big Anal Asses 3

Studio: Mile High Distribution » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/13/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Big Anal Asses

Hard X/Mile High Distribution

Genre: Gonzo

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Director: Mason


Cast: Keisha Grey, Manuel Ferrara, Kelsi Monroe, Mick Blue, Mia Malkova, Danny Mountain, Mandy Muse, Erik Everhard

Length: 142:34 minutes

Date of Production: 2/7/2015

Extras: The best extra was a 9:37 minute long Behind the Scenes interviews, some sex included as an excited Mason overflowed with emotion. There was a pop shot recap, and a slideshow as the other extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Anal Asses 3 was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mason for Hard X. Mason handled all the camera work here, the editing by Royson Hall polishing up the footage nicely. The music was somewhat repetitive but the vocals, as limited as they were, were easy to understand and suited the visual aspects of the show, the lack of a continuous company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen definitely helped minimize distractions. There was some aliasing and compression artifacts observed on my big screen television but the flesh tones were accurate and the formula mixed things up a bit to keep me guessing. The standard definition of the DVD is supposed to pale compared to the high definition version available online but the video bit rate was decent enough with a 720 x 480 resolution, the AC3 audio codec clocking in at a bitrate of 192 Kbps.


Body of Review: Mason is a popular female director whose Hard X line is one of the most well received in all of porn. While it has been covered here with a glowing review, Big Anal Asses 3 was worth a second look, the cast of ladies alone meriting additional attention. I didn’t get to see the second volume of the series but found the opening volley to be quite appealing, Mason showing why her work is worth more than just quick looks by fawning fanboys, her hardcore material able to withstand actual critical analysis unlike so many of her peers. The featured act this time was certainly seeing big booty babe Keisha Grey with Manuel Ferrara in her first anal scene, the gal garnering her spot on the cover for giving the ass up here. Of more interest to me was seeing Kelsi Monroe, Mia Malkova, and Mandy Muse show their growing ease with backdoor fun, some of the men like Erik Everhard and Mick Blue, also considered upper tier performers.

The back cover described the movie like this: “Hard X is proud to present "Big Anal Asses Vol. 3," featuring Keisha Grey's much anticipated 1st anal sex scene! Big Anal Asses Vol. 3 features an all star collection of curvaceous girls in passionately intense gonzo scenes. Also starring acrobatic sensation Kelsi Monroe, big booty newcomer Mandy Muse, and the beautiful Mia Malkova in a rare anal scene. Big Anal Asses Vol. 3 features four relentless anal sex scenes with iconic teases that will leave you wanting more. Shot in 1080p HD by award winning Mason. Do not miss!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Keisha Grey, the shapely cover cutie with the ripe rump, was up first as she teased in a leathery looking one piece outfit as the oiled up lass spent some time by the pool. Her attire was snuggly pressed against her precious pucker and she twerked a bit, the water beading up on her juicy ass as she slowly revealed different body parts. Her wonderful boobs came out and her ass had a jeweled anal plug nestled inside, the gal putting on a cool front before Manuel Ferrara was shoving his head between her cheeks. He rimmed her and gobbled her gash, spanking her meaty mounds on a large white couch before inserting his finger where the toy had been earlier. They kissed and she seemed to adore him yet again, his oral pleasuring always welcomed by the gal even as she fingered her ass here. The playful foreplay was a bit less polished looking than what I’m used to but Keisha explained in the BTS that she had worked herself up so much in anticipation of doing anal and with a guy as genetically gifted as Manuel that the performance suffered a bit. She slobbed his knob as best she could when he was throat fucking her, some slapping of her face as he pushed her to take more than half his turgid pecker in her mouth helped by her good eye contact, Manuel conveying his desires to her as she applied some hand to gland friction. Rather than build up some sexual tension, he went straight into her ass slowly, very slowly, and she really was not equipped to handle a cock that size, Manuel doing most of the work in a multitude of positions with Keisha taking a break to give more head at times as needed. There were a couple of spots where she put some effort into the action though, newcomers at anal are notorious for being passive riders, her newcomer ass finally draining his dragon of sperm in doggy where he used her fleshy cheeks to masturbate before plastering her ass with his seed. The good news is that she gets a little better doing anal with each time she engages it so at least this scene opened the (back) doors.



Scene Two: Kelsi Monroe, a 22 year old Floridian gal wearing a skimpy string bikini, then showed her gymnast skills on the deck by the pool overlooking the valley as the director interviewed her, the splits and stunts engaged in totally impressing Mason (especially with the “coochie slam”). Unlike the lead, Kelsi not only had a delicious ass but could actually work it in a way that would have earned her the front cover in a sane world, the twerk machine nature of her energetic interview tease leading to a more traditional tease montage using some upbeat music. The resolution was so strong here that every bump, blemish and hair on her body could be readily seen, her million dollar smile and alluring eyes occasionally drawing my attention away from her glorious ass and sexy all nature body. While the amount of lens flare and looking into the sun was a nuisance at times, the tease ended to find Mick Blue pawing the perky cutie in the contemporary house, the pair kissing and caressing each other like they were no strangers. Mick savored her ass and snatch, a neat patch of pubic hair located immediately above her cookie, Mick diving in early to test her ass on the silver patterned couch before she blew him. Kelsi was far more active at riding than the last gal, pushing back to meet Mick’s raging boner tearing into her and showing a pronounced anal gape before Mick munched her again. While he was rough on her, she encouraged him to be that way, her intermittent oral not interrupting the flow of the often active anal riding, Mick intensely thrusting away with abandon into her rippling ass before she knelt to milk his balls dry of semen as he gave her a facial, some post coital head furthering the amount of chemistry between them. That Mick could dive back into her ass to get her off was curious too but it did not last long.



Scene Three: Mia Malkova, a sexy blond hotty with a yummy ass, was up next as the director interviewed her outside on a sunny day. Mia wore a colorful blue bikini top and her black thong rode up her ass, this was her second time doing anal on camera with her boyfriend Danny Mountain, which excited Mason no end. The limited discussion led to a brief tease session that could have lasted far, far longer but was appealing on many levels, her tight ass as firm as you will find with such a nice curve to it. She kept her stripper shoes on as she walked around and sat on a clear plastic chair, Mia smiling a bunch to convey an aura of sexual confidence before she showed off her superior ass muscle control. There was some spraying of water on her ass but it cut to Danny grabbing her cheeks and rimming her as the uncredited music faded out, plunging his finger into her dark hole as she held herself spread for him. She pushed his buttons by calling him a “good boy”, his tongue working her faster as did his finger, the scruffy butt pirate feeding her a taste of said finger before he rapidly tore into her to elicit a squeal from the lass about her ass. They kissed with a degree of energy and she slobbed his modest knob with ease, jerking him off and licking him though usually not taking more than the head into her mouth except for show. As she blew him, he fingered her ass and spread her cheeks wide apart, the couple moving quickly from oral to anal where she had a slow start but was soon impaling herself to the hilt as his balls slapped hard against her ass and crotch. Mia sucked him clean a few times and rubbed one out as he porked her pucker, her off camera experience with anal showing as the gal appeared to get off to the thrusting boner before he nutted all over her fine ass to end the scene.



Scene Four: Mandy Muse, a well proportioned young newcomer with reddish black hair, was then up last as she proved that sheer number of scenes was not an issue for her Californian body to shine, her extensive anal resume full of scenes showing her superior anal aptitude before engaging with studly Erik Everhard. This was the shortest scene of the movie for a reason, Mandy’s perky confidence pushing Erik over the edge after some world class ass fucking. Once the tease was over, another tease session that could have been much longer by the way, Erik jumped up her ass on the white furniture, the lean gal purring in appreciation as he readied her for the action. She was on all fours as Erik warmed her up and rather than scream (which never convinces me that a female is getting off), she bit her lip and otherwise provided realistic body language suggesting his ministrations were working for her. This led to him using her yummy ass cheeks to masturbate with before easily sliding his girthy hard on into her, Mandy immediately pushing back to aggressively ride him in a manner displaying her extensive experience. Her tight ass clenched at his throbbing rod too, Erik letting her bounce her ass on his stationary cock too, the couple going full out in a variety of positions before they ended up back in doggy with Erik using her ass cheeks again, the circle now complete for him to unleash his wealth of manly fluids on her ass and lower back, Mandy spinning around to suck him clean as she maintained her awesome eye contact though the camera moved to showcase her ass one last time.

Summary: Big Anal Asses 3 by director Mason for Hard X was a really fun flick with four scenes of sexual trysts replete with replay value and strokability enough to credibly merit a rating of Highly Recommended thanks to ladies such as Mandy Muse, Kelsi Monroe, Mia Malkova, and anal newcomer Keisha Grey doing her best as an anal newcomer (who admitted that Manuel was so big it felt like he “tore her a new asshole”). In short then, Big Anal Asses 3 was a fine gonzo outing centering on a quartet of attractive ladies opening their asses with some active riding, director Mason again showcasing fine eye candy as they become increasingly popular with the fans.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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