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Inkd Sluts 2

Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 5/18/15

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Category: All Sex/Web-To-DVD/Tattooed Girls



Cast: Veronica Von/Sparky Sin Claire/Christy Mack/Loni Evans/Coco Ono Velvett

Director: Uncredited

Extras: ZERO

Release Date: 12/30/2014

Runtime: 167 Mins

*There is no online trailer available for this film*

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*Scene 1:

Veronica Von/Uncredited

The premiere scene in Ink'd Sluts 2 kicks off nicely with an up-the-stairs walkshot of giggly tattoed vixen Veronica Von, eventually showing off her tattoes for us and giving a brief background of them before the action begins. Things begin with a lackluster blowie from Veronica, evolving into a missionary style fuck that livens things up a bit as our uncredited male star throttles his johnson and she gives some hollow moans of acceptance. Things continue in a pretty forgettable manner, running through a lot of standard positioning before capping off at 24 minutes with a rather meager facial to close out. Overall this one didn't have too much of note; it would have been nice to see Veronica give us a bit more of a tease because she certainly has the attributes to make a strong scene, but unfortunately her stunt cock didn't give her the appropriate tools to really do that. 



*Scene 2: 

Loni Evans/Uncredited


Loni Evans is next up, beginning the scene in an interview segment where our cameraman blathers on about a bunch of nonsense and captures it all out of focus to boot. The action eventually begins with the setup being Loni walking into a garage where "dude" is working on his bike. Loni looks fantastic once the camera actually comes into focus, with her first words being, "Why don't ya....stop working on that bike, and start working on me..." Classic porn dialogue right there. the camera gets some nice shots of loni's porno perfect tits in the early moments of groping, followed by a promising blowie that evolves into the introductory doggie style fuck. Sex is decent, with some random background noise being a mild distraction and an incessant over-acting on Loni's part that makes for better comedy than porno, but I digress. After an extremely short runtime things close out with Loni getting a jizz-spat to the face before the screen fades as she stares into the camera. There's not much to say about this one; yes, Loni is hot and her tits are amazing but I'd be happier with looking at pictures of her than seeing her in a scene that is performed on any level that's anywhere near to what this one was. Weak. 



*Scene 3: 

Sparky Sin Claire/Uncredited

Sparky Sin Claire encapsulates our view for the 4th scene in the film, opening up with a short striptease set to no music before welcoming her stunt cock onto set with a blowie. Some valiant deepthroats from Sparky set things up very nicely, with the dickspit dripping down her chin beatifully as she throttles her stunt cock relentlessly before the sex sets in. A cowgirl fuck introduces the sex, switching into a pretty intense doggie style fuck that's captured fairly well in comparison to the rest of the movie so far. Things progress exceedingly well, with some solid intensity and filthy talk from Sparky that gives an added effect to it all. Things close out with a Sparky getting a faceload of cocksauce from her stunt cock, closing out the sex part of the scene before an interview segment follows. I've loved Sparky both personally and as a porn girl since I met her a few years back at AVN, and the closing interview in this scene explains a lot about why this girl is such a great person. I rarely find porn interviews to be very enjoyable, but the closing ten minutes in this scene is exceptional, especially if you're a Sparky Sin Claire fan. Oh yea, and the scene was good too! Sorry, back to porn. 



*Scene 4: 

Coco Ono Velvett/Uncredited

The next scene starts abruptly with Coco "Ono" Velvett explaining how much she wants to get fucked, immediately falling to her knees to begin the cocksucking to start. The blowie has some nice energy to it, moving into a short 69 munch sesh that eventually moves into a doggie style fuck to get the wheels turning. Sex has some fair moments upon it's progression, moving through a variety of positions and picking up intensity nicely as it goes on. Things eventually close out with Coco getting facialized to close out the scene, leading into another post scene interview to close it out. A pretty solid scene here overall; although the tech specs aren't exactly wonderful Coco is a babe and the scene had some good intensity. 



*Scene 5: 

Christy Mack/Levi Cash (Uncredited)

Inaudible until final 10 minutes

The final scene in the film begins in hilarious fashion, and by "hilarious", I mean awful. We get a visual of former porn starlet Christy Mack to open up, and as the pre-scene interview goes on it's completely inaudible and all you hear is sex happening and all you see is Christy talking. It's completely out of sync and there's no audio of what is featured on the screen. Lol. So, although Christy looks incredible and all that, I couldn't possibly tell you what the hell they're talking about or even what's going on. The entire scene continues this way until 10 minutes are left, and it somehow syncs up and continues normally. Overall, the sex looked pretty good but without the correct audio it's so annoying that it threw me off in actually trying to grade it. After some pretty solid sex to close out the scene, it ends with Christy's fuckpal unleashing a generous load of cock-slime onto her face before she shows off her reward and the screen fades. Whatever, this was probably a good scene from the looks of it, but if you want a real review then your company is going to have to sync the audio correctly on the DVD, I don't think that's too much to ask. 



Ink'd Sluts 2 from Dirty Diablos.com was a mostly sub-par effort, having some choice females in the looks department but a comprehensive viewing that left too much to be desired in order to recommend it in any way. The introductory scene featured a certain babe in Veronica Von, but the better half of the movie was the latter one and those parts still had a lot of slower segments and lacking moments in their context. For the life of me I can't understand how a studio puts out a DVD that has a full scene that's almost completely inaudiable, and it just so happens to be the scene with the most popular girl in the movie. It's insulting to buyers, and it should be embarrassing to the people who put it out. Extras on the disc are non-existent and the tech specs are lacking (especially since most of these scenes were shot years ago), so in closing I'd tell you that there is no real reason to pick this one up. It does have it's moments but there aren't nearly enough of them to spend your hard earned dollars on. Keep your money, find something better, it won't be difficult. Skip It. 


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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