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Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 6/5/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Category: Romance/Couples



Cast: Chanel Preston/Gabriella Paltrova/Vanessa Cage/Sara Luvv/Mercedes Carrera/Mr Pete/Marco Banderas/Derrick Pierce/Chad Alva

Director: Mike Quasar

Extras: Trailers/Slideshow

*Bonus Scene: Nicole Aniston and Michael Vegas from Mike Quasar's 'Foreplay' (2011)

Release Date: 3/19/2015

Runtime: 102 Mins

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*Scene 1:

Chanel Preston/Mr Pete

The premiere scene in Mike Quasar's Lovephoria: The Laws of Attraction kick off with Chanel Preston and Mr Pete playing a newly engaged couple in search of a new home to begin their life in, beginning as they take a tour of one that looks to be the perfect fit. After walking through a few different rooms, Chanel lays down a proposition that they christen the place by having a quick fuck before the realtor arrives. After some initial hesitance Pete decides to go with the flow, as action starts up with some mild muff munching that evolves into a sensually themed blowie from Chanel. The pre-sex foreplay has a nice tone to it, with a bit of dirty talk laying the foundation for the sex that sets in with Chanel taking a cowgirl dick-ride on Pete's plonker. Sex progresses pretty well, sticking to the sensual theme as expected but having a few moments where Chanel kicks it into high gear through some filthy-mouthed phrases to keep the porn pervs happy. Sex runs through most of the standard positioning, with nothing seeming to be mechanical or forced, capping off out of a missionary style fuck where Pete pulls out and milks his nozzle over Chanel's mouth. A good scene here for what it is; it had a nice contrast to it and Chanel is always a treat to watch. There was a nice energy and it had an authentic feel.  



*Scene 2: 

Mercedes Carrera/Sara Luvv/Marco Banderas

Mercedes Carrera and Marco Banderas encapsulate our view for the next scene, playing a couple who's celebrating their anniversary.  They smile and chat together for a short time during the intro sequence, toasting glasses of wine on their outdoor furniture in a luxurious backyard setting. Mercedes soon reveals that she has a surprise for Marco, blinfolding her husband as they enter their residence to Sara Luvv playing a romantic tune on the piano. The music comes to a halt soon after, as Sara approaches her piano teachers husband and gives him an open-mouth kiss. Marco is of course startled once the blindfold comes off, but all is well soon enough and the action commences. After the trio strips out of most of their clothes, action sets in with Marco getting a team blow-j from the girls, with Sara showing off her throating skills nicely and Mercedes assisting. Sex sets in quickly to follow, with Sara bent over on the couch and taking a full-on doggie style dicking while slurping Mercedes' muffin. Things start a little slow but progress nicely, carrying the theme of the last scene in being an edgier couples style romp. Most position switches are bridged with some generous knob slobs from the girls, showcasing more cocksucking than the last scene before Mercedes takes the helm and gets a doggie style dickdown of her own. Each of the girls get their fair share of dick by scene's end, with the scene capping off as Marco pulls out of Sara from a missionary fuck that results in him jerking himself over her stomach and busting his nuts while his loving wife slurps up the remnants. Aww. A pretty good scene here; I'm always a fan of Sara and I think her presence in the scene did a lot of good, but there were some hit and miss moments as well. 



*Scene 3: 

Vanessa Cage/Derrick Pierce

The third scene begins as we see Vanessa Cage waiting for a ride home after work, sitting on the steps outside her place of work before her boss soon approaches in the form of Derrick Pierce. Derrick plays the role of good samaritan, offering her a ride back to his place to wait for a call from her boyfriend since she lives so far away, with a neatly scripted 3 minute dialogue piece taking place on the car ride back. After they reach Derrick's place, Vanessa comes clean about her intentions with having Derrick take her home, and Derrick offers up a smile as though he knew it the whole time. Sly devil. The action sets in with some thorough muff munches from Derrick, as Vanessa soon returns the favor through some decent bj action that preludes the sex. Sex begins with Vanessa hopping on Derrick's dipstick, pouncing up and down like a puma with the bed sounding like it's about to shatter into pieces if she goes any harder. Positions switch up nicely, bridged by the obligatory cocksucks and maintaining a decent energy that tends to dwindle at sporadic times throughout the scene. Things cap off out of a missionary style bang-out, with Derrick unleashing his sauce over Vanessa's stomach to close, as the screen fades out after a quick exchange of words. This one had some decent things about it, but in terms of sex I thought it was probably the least memorable of the bunch. The acting during the intro was actually pretty strong though, and there was some neat camerawork during those parts as well, if that counts for anything. 



*Scene 4: 

Gabriella Paltrova/Chad Alva

The final scene in Mike Quasar's Lovephoria starts with a casually dressed Gabi Paltrova, narrating the introductory sequence as she expresses her excitement about a cyber romance that is soon coming to fruition. After getting dolled up and ready for her internet flame, she receives a knock at the door, as Chad Alva awaits her arrival and the two begin in some small talk. I couldn't help but crack up at some of the dialogue in this scene, especially when it was mixed with the cheese-a-riffic music interwoven into the background. My favorite part is when Gabi lovingly asks, "Where did you come from?" and Alva replies, "You know where I came from. I'm a friend of a friend, whose friend posted a picture, you commented on the picture, I liked your comment, and you liked my like". The way that the music lies underneath it makes it seem like it's a quote from The Notebook or something, adding to the hilariousness even more, but I digress. The action starts with some light kisses between the love birds, giving way to some muff munches from Chad, that Gabi answers with a schlong-slurping blowie whilst fingering herself in the process. If this girl isn't marriage material, then I don't know who is, bro. Sex sets in with a spoon style bangout, having a heightening energy upon it's progession and nicely transitioning into some doggie style dick-dunking. Positions run through most of the standard sequences, ending as Alva milks his cock to completion over Gabi's stomach, before the two share a kiss to close it out. A good scene here for the most part; yea, I thought the writing was pretty laughable through the intro but sometimes those kind of things add to the enjoyment. Gabi is always a good watch and the scene had a good vibe. 




Mike Quasar's Lovephoria: The Laws Of Attraction from Zero Tolerance is a nice take on couples themed porn, with enough strength to be a worthy pick-up for those who see something they might like, noting a pretty solid cast and a comprehensive viewing that accomplishes what it sets out to do without exceeding any expected limitations. The dialogue establishes the scenes pretty nicely, and when the acting was needed it was good enough. The scenes flowed nicely throughout my viewing of it, with Chanel kicking things off nicely and Gabi wrapping up the movie with the same type of feel that it began with. Extras include a few trailers from other Zero Tolerance films, a slideshow style viewing of pictures from the scenes, and a bonus scene featuring Nicole Aniston and Michael Vegas from Quasar's 2011 release of Foreplay. While this movie's not going to have any solo porn pervs in a hypnotic state of masturbatory trance, it still serves as a promising skin-flick for couples who are looking to have an adventurous Saturday evening after a long day of picnicking, and/or horseback riding. So if you find yourself in that demographic, give it a look. Recommended.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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