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Bangin' Assholes

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/6/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Bangin’ Assholes

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

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Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Layla Price, Austin Lynn, Mike Adriano, Kate England, Pristine Edge, Simone Sonay, Melissa May, Abby Paradise

Length: 197:46 minutes

Date of Production: 2015

Extras: The only extras were the cast list, trailers, and website links, a very bare package overall.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Bangin’ Assholes was presented in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. Using a separate cameraman, Mike got to participate in every scene, the clarity of the picture tied in large part to the abundance of lighting and usually steady camera work, the flesh tones accurate and framing of the action well done for the Claudio immitator. There was some minor aliasing and I noticed a moderate number of compression artifacts when playing this on a large screen television, but as a whole it conveyed the heat of the action quite well, the company watermark on the lower right corner present as always. The stereo audio was presented in AC3, the codec using a sampling rate of 48 kHz and a bitrate of 192 Kbps. The vocals, especially by Mike, were very clear and there were few ambient noises, the amount of separation or dynamic range minimal but not a vital component of a gonzo fuck flick to most people.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director well liked by the majority of the XCritic reviewing team, his titles for Evil Angel always in great demand. His next title coming out is the upcoming Bangin’ Assholes, the movie providing four scenes with anal action in each (more on that below) starring ladies such as Layla Price, Simone Sonay, and Kate England. Those that adore lean young ladies will find this title welcome in your collections, the director speaking very highly of the cast he worked with. The company website described the movie like this: “In “Bangin’ Assholes,” rectally obsessed director Mike Adriano explores his favorite female orifice with tongues, wads of butter and his industrial-strength cock. Most scenes in this POV-style epic of anal perversity offer two girls, with one taking the sodomy and the other providing filthy oral assistance. Tattooed brunette Austin Lynn sucks throbbing dick ass-to-mouth while thick, big-booty blonde Layla Price has her phat, juicy rump pounded. Slender beauty Kate England and hard-bodied slut Pristine Edge share the director’s huge cock in a drooling, gagging, butthole-rimming double blow job, and Kate’s tender ass gets rudely reamed. The nasty babes share a hot, spunky load. Adorable nymph Melissa May joins sassy MILF Simone Sonay, the younger slut assuming oral duties in a nasty anal threesome with Mike. Twenty-year-old blonde newbie Abby Paradise takes a ruthless butt fuck, eagerly riding Mike’s thick pole with her rectum stuffed full of butter. Slippery, churned goo pours from her gaping sphincter. Mike likes the whole ass, but especially the ass hole!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Layla Price, the blond bombshell featured on the lower middle of the front cover, and pornstar karaoke enthusiast Austin Lynn, the heavily tattooed brunette seen on the upper left corner of the front cover, were up first with Mike Adriano. I have to credit Mike for establishing right away on the front cover and in the limited interview at the beginning of the scene that Austin was not going to do anal, only serve as oral support for Layla’s awesome anal antics. The tease footage showed the ladies wanting to work together for the first time here, Austin ready to suck cock out of Layla’s juicy ass and otherwise show off her slutty attributes (her boob piercings were much longer than usual for example). Mike rimmed and gobbled gash as they teased in the house, following Layla’s fleshy ass walking around with his camera. If you like teens with boyish butts, you will have nothing to look forward to here but guys like me enjoy some junk in the trunk which makes Layla well worth checking out in anything she does. Both ladies slobbed his knob aggressively and left large amounts of saliva in his gathering container to use as lubricant, the nut nuzzling and salad tossing extending to Austin giving Layla some helpful oral along the way. Layla actively rode his cock anally and the only part I didn’t care for was when butter was applied in too bulky an amount, Austin servicing both her partners orally, both ladies doing great with eye contact in the near hour long scene. They milked his balls dry of sperm to swap it back and forth, swallowing the wad in the chemistry filled scene where Layla proved she was a “great little butt slut”. The company website described the scene like this: “Tattooed brunette Austin Lynn and thick, big-booty blonde Layla Price are into all sorts of ass-related mischief. They've come to director Mike Adriano to arrange a nasty anal threesome; the girls get things started with a sloppy, gagging, deep-throat, ball-slurping, bunghole-rimming double blow job. Soon Mike's enormous cock is plunging deeply into Layla's jiggling tush, with Austin lewdly sucking his greasy shaft ass-to-mouth. Layla even melts a stick of butter inside her rectum! Finally, these ladies share a gooey, spermy kiss.”



Scene Two: Kate England, the lean blond newcomer from Florida featured on the lower right of the front cover, and oral supporter Pristine Edge, the tiny gal seen in the background on the lower right corner (to the right of Simone), were up next with Mike Adriano as they teased in the outside courtyard while neighborhood dogs barked in the distance. Kate was the primary act and got the most attention here, bending over as she lowered her blue jean shorts and peeled her pink panties out of her sweet ass as she anally winked for the camera. Tiny little Pris then showed off her goodies even though they were not going to be used to the fullest extent this time. The bald beaver and titty sucking led to the ladies going down on each other, Kate tonguing Pris’ ass and Pris showing just how nasty she could be when reciprocating throughout the scene after they aggressively double teamed Mike’s turgid pecker. The ball sucking and throating were not bad at all, the gals spitting at his insistence, the salad tossing driving Mike crazy as one would service his ass as the other blew him. Kate was a passive anal rider at first, her tight ass muscles clenching his raging erection with Pris sucking him clean without hesitation, the hot buttered look as the butter inserted into Kate’s ass streamed out gave dirty talking Pris something to praise. The scene lacked personal chemistry but sexually the ladies did as advertised, Kate’s ass draining his dragon of semen directed into Pris’ mouth to orally share with Kate in a lengthy kiss, the manly fluids swallowed in the admittedly fun scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Slender beauty Kate England and kinky, hard-bodied slut Pristine Edge are foxy blondes eager to share the anal perversions of director Mike Adriano. Pristine suckles Kate's perky, natural boobies, and then Kate rims her girlfriend's butthole. They share the director's huge cock in a drooling, gagging, bunghole-rimming double blow job, then Kate's tender ass gets rudely sodomized, with Pristine helping out, ass-to-mouth. Kate's rectum even gets stuffed with melting butter, and the nasty babes share a hot buttered cum load.”



Scene Three: Simone Sonay, the sexy blond hotty featured on the lower left corner of the front cover (with the great ass), was up next with blond newcomer cutie Melissa May as seen on the upper left corner of the cover with an also impressive ass, then did Mike Adriano. The ladies met and slept together during the AVN awards/convention in January though they did not fuck each other, outgoing Simone dominating her new friend as she had a “girl boner” for her though Melissa was only present for oral support here. Melissa blew Mike actively as Simone showed off her wonderful ass, their skimpy cover outfits ditched before too long as established Simone provided eye candy during the first part of the hummer. Simone joined in to provide some oral intensity too, the nut nuzzling and throating leading to tossing his salad in nasty fashion, Simone soon mounting his dick anally to spread her precious pucker. She was an active rider from the onset and Melissa clearly had far more oral experience than her listings on the infamous IAFD displayed, Mike plastering Melissa’s mouth with seed to share with impressive Simone, some chemistry noted in the enthusiastic scene. The company website described the scene like this: “Adorable, cuddly young Melissa May teams with sassy MILF Simone Sonay for a session of anal debauchery with pornographer Mike Adriano. The blonde sluts prepare the director's giant cock with some wet, gagging blow job action, slurping his balls and tonguing his bunghole. Mike reams Simone's rectum, stretching her anus with his prick, as Melissa obediently laps at his nut sack and deep-throats his massive member ass-to-mouth. Finally, Melissa receives a load of sperm... and lewdly drools it into the older woman's mouth.”



Scene Four: Abby Paradise, the tiny 20 year old Floridian sported on the lower right corner of the front cover (at Kate’s feet, to the left), was up last in her fourth anal scene. The IAFD listed her with only seven credits though I am almost certain I’ve seen her more than that, her skinny body adorned by a weird clothing ensemble including a purple plaid skirt and some panties pulled up her snatch to nestle in her ass crack very seductively. Abby claimed to be studying to become a veterinarian, another year and a half before making it to tech status, a two year degree, under the belief she could then become an actual vet in another few years (Vet school itself usually takes much longer and that follows getting a bachelor’s degree, specialty residency requirements varying). Her aspirations aside, she had pretty eyes and a body built for speed, her pucker looking like it had seen more than a little action over a substantial period of time as her g-string was pulled to the side to impress Mike Adriano. They were in the house and she followed his instructions to the letter, showing her body parts and peeling off her undies before establishing her true calling of sucking dick. She focused most of her attention on the top third of his cock while looking at the camera, her eyes tearing up as he whispered to her a series of helpful comments to make the newcomer look better. The messy blowjob led to a lot of anal penetration positions, Abby trying to be active in a few of them though Mike doing most of the work here. She sucked him clean and gave modest eye contact, some dirty talking enhancing her role a bit before the butter tricks led to her more active participation in the scene. This had an impact on Mike soon enough too, the active reverse cowgirl leading to a wealth of melted butter pouring out of her ass before he beat off to her ass cheeks thanks to her tight ass. The company website described the scene like this: “Twenty-year-old blonde Abby Paradise craves the complete anal experience. That's how the Floridian cutie ended up in the lair of perverted director Mike Adriano. After teasing us with her shaved pussy and perky ass, young Abby wraps her lips around the director's huge cock. Submissively she throats his shaft and laps at his ball sac. Abby takes a ruthless butt fucking, eagerly riding Mike's pole, and she gets her rectum stuffed with butter until the melted goo pours from her gaping asshole!”

Summary: Bangin’ Assholes by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was a pretty solid selection of sex scenes including “anal in every scene” though not all the ladies engaged in anal conduct in terms of taking Mike’s pecker in their pucker. Still, the overall quality of the action was strong enough to merit a rating of Recommended from me, fans of the individual ladies perhaps willing to adjust the specific rating as they see fit. For me, Layla Price stood out this time in terms of putting her juicy fine ass on the line doing anal, Simone Sonay coming across second as a bundle of energy while her pucker was invaded by Mike’s probing pecker, and Melissa May building up some interest in seeing her do more with Mike in the future given her rounded rump, even if she shied away from doing anal this time, so give Bangin' Assholes a look and see why fans of the director will appreciate his upcoming release later this month.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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