Extras: The extras were standard but solid, the 17:00 minute Behind the Scenes feature offering more sex (which most fans will appreciate more than boring interviews while the ladies are getting makeup applied), the trailers, the photogallery, and the usual pop shot recap (Note: all extras are on the second disc).
Audio/Video Quality: Ass Worship 16 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. The visual components were taken care of in a very solid manner, the lighting, editing, fleshtones, and other aspects complimenting the tease, hardcore boning, and beautiful ladies exceptionally well. Jules handled much of the camera work himself, Elliot Clixx providing backup as needed and Mecha doing the editing, the BTS showing the director wielding a large Red One camera system to shoot the footage in ultra high definition (“4K”). There was a tiny company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen throughout the movie for those who care. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals but the vocals could be easily heard, there was a wealth of new music during the tease sessions, and limited ambient noises from the background getting in the way. And yes, the musical credits were listed at the end with links for those who stuck it out through the credits until the end.
Body of Review: Jules Jordan is best known as THE gonzo porn director, his company. Jules Jordan Video, among the most acclaimed for gonzo works anywhere. His latest title to make it in for review is called Ass Worship 16, this flagship series always considered among the very best he has to offer. As expected, the double disc, all anal, title had six scenes showcasing some of the most talented hotties in porn that sport deliciously rounded rumps, ladies like Klara Gold, Mia Malkova, Amirah Adara, Bella Bellz, Gabriella Paltrova, and returning hotty Anikka Albrite, AVN’s reigning performer of the year. As the economics of porn make it increasingly difficult to offer double disc titles with six full scenes (lengthy scenes at that) using top notch hotties and even quality males, not to forget a decent package of extras, it is no wonder that this flagship series still gets nominated and wins many of the most prestigious awards each year from all the credible, “big” venues. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Anikka Albrite, the gorgeous young blond (with pink highlights) featured on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up first after over 8 minutes of opening credits warmed me up with some sexual and tease highlights. She wore impossibly skimpy blue panties and some pink strings, a colorful pink bikini top and some purple leg warmers with clear stripper shoes completing the slutty look as she teased by the pool on the sunny day. Anikka was oiled up and teased in the hot tub to give her that wet look I like so much, the ass centric tease too short but still highly strokable before ending to show Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes approach the multi-award winning babe. The men were all over her and she loved the attention, kneeling down to alternate slobbing their knobs aggressively, throating them too, as they slapped her tits and otherwise pushed her limits. She nuzzled nuts and applied a lot of hand to gland friction, her wonderful eye contact setting the bar high for the other ladies to rise up to, her passion for pecker soon showing her blow one while the other tore into her dripping wet snatch in standing position. Manuel got first dibs on her pussy though Steve did not have to wait long for his first turn, the intensity between her and Manuel immediately recognized as they kissed while Steve was drilling her. The trio moved under the gazebo where she sat in a chair in such a way as to emphasize her amazing ass, the dynamic soon including her ass, the advertised double penetration (DP) following right after that. The guys took turns pounding her pussy and ass in different positions, some taste testing showing her enthusiasm for the mixture of bodily fluids, Anikka energetically engaging them in a way few of her peers ever seem able to in other gonzo scenes. The look on her face during the tryst spoke volumes as to how into it she was, the guys pushing her limits to the edge before they nutted all over her face, her cock craving finally satisfied by the time she swallowed the second load from Steve after Manuel gushed forth in huge fashion.
Scene Two: Bella Bellz, the exotic and heavily tattooed gal with partially shaven head and mohawk seen featured on the lower left corner of the cover, was up next as she teased in the house wearing her black and white stripped stretch outfit. Her terrific ass was so bulbous that it pressed the fabric at the seam, making me wonder if they would tear at any moment, the all too short tease ending to find her giving Chris Strokes a lap dance where she ground her ass into his bulge in seductive fashion. Chris whipped out his raging erection and rubbed it on her, the man rimming her before he oiled up her fine ass in a playful manner. He then inserted a black jeweled anal plug to warm her up for the anal that would come, making her taste test the plug after giving her a technical DP (double penetration). He ass shook in mighty fashion as they fucked vaginally too, his hand massaging her ass cheeks at times and inserting the toy again as needed. Bella then blew him with a lot of eye contact, her hands caressing his cock and balls while she serviced him, the two kissing before she gave more head and used her tits on him a little. He then bent her over to do some vaginal penetration positions, Bella looking over her shoulder as he tore into her increasingly fast, slapping her glorious ass to redden it as he moved into doing her ass. He began fucking her ass slowly but went deeper and faster as she learned to accommodate him inside her backside, a pained look on her face helping him gauge just how much to push her limits at any given time as they whispered to each other. As the scene progressed, Bella became more active during the anal and taste testing too, milking his balls dry of semen as she knelt adoringly in front of him as the director made a few soft comments.
Scene Three: Mia Malkova, the highly flexible hotty featured on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next in the last scene of the first disc, the gal showing how far she could stretch in her eclectic cover outfit by the pool before joining her real life boyfriend Danny Mountain. She was the leanest gal of the entire cast and possessed the smallest ass but it was still wonderful enough to merit some worship, the tease montage showing her mostly clothed for the duration until she started talking with the director, her beautiful eyes and youthful zeal giving her a different kind of allure than most of the others, adding some strokable variety of sorts before she pulled her outfit to the side to show just how sweet her goodies were (as the lawn crew nearby caused some noise issues). When her bottom was pulled down, Jules followed her walking as she continued to show her flexible body off, her tits revealed and her light pelt of pubic hair showing her wisps of hairs above her yummy pussy. Danny then walked over to become the assistant, stretching her ass apart to rim her and lick her pussy, Mia lighting up as he delivered what she wanted from him orally and then manually as he fingered her precious pucker, Mia fed a taste test too. Mia gave great eye contact and clearly liked the guy a lot, his hand pawing her as he led her into the house, stopping briefly at the doorway to rim her some more. He continued in the living room and her natural anal gape let his tongue slide freely into her, Mia reciprocating in kind on his turgid pecker when he finally let up to allow her a turn. She looked at the camera a bit more than I cared for but sucked his cock like she meant it, nuzzling his nuts and fingering herself before he took over. The couple then started vaginally boning but she waited until she was on top of him to put much effort into the ride, her finger stuffed in her ass before he replaced it with his cock which she seemed to enjoy a great deal, her fleshy rump shaking beautifully as they fucked. She blew him again and they continued the oral with anal until Danny gave her an anal creampie, a realistic one at that, before she sucked him clean one last time.
Scene Four: Amirah Adara, the beautiful Hungarian gal bent over on the lower middle of the front cover, was up next in the first scene of the second disc as she posed outside by the pool in a tiny string outfit with black mesh stockings and stripper shoes, a collar around her neck as she exchanged verbal pleasantries with the director. He paid her a great deal of compliments and she beamed in response to his words, the gal bending over and walking as he followed her with his large Red One camera system (at least it looked like one in the BTS), the tease continuing from the pool area to the inside of the house where her delicious heart shaped ass took a nice shine when Lexington Steele walked over to oil her up. He showered her body with little kisses and felt her up as he too engaged in some verbal flattery regarding her ass, her black string nestled deep inside her ass crack and into her snatch as Lex completed oiling her up. This led to Lex porking her perfect pussy, the bald beaver taking quite a beating from Lex’s genetic gift as she gave a surprisingly active ride. The lighting pouring in the windows was a bit strong but at the right angles, it was almost like it eliminated everything around them to highlight the powerful bout of boning. She gyrated her hips and impaled herself, his turgid rod glistening with her juices as she knelt down to slob his knob, admittedly concentrating her efforts on the head as her hand gave him some hand to gland friction on the shaft, his cock as wide around as her wrist (maybe more!) before she bent over for him. The initial vaginal screwing was followed by the anal, her perfect pucker stretched wide as Lex increased speed, Jules chiming in on rare occasion which made her smile. They moved about the room fucking and taste testing his cock, the mixture of pleasure and pain pushing her to her limits but the chemistry between them looking realistic, Amirah rubbing her pussy hard as he went just about balls deep into her. Amirah then knelt in front of him to blow him one last time, draining his dragon of sperm to plaster her face and upper chest with his seed. Amirah kept giving him some post coital head as his manly fluids oozed down her face, her smile going across her entire face as she only stopped when told to do so.
Scene Five: Gabriella Paltrova, the nicely curved brunette bombshell featured on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up next; the gal adorned in her classic purple and black lingerie seen on the cover in yet another fine scene the often under rated hotty has provided. She was out by the pool showing her polished moves and an artistic manner was used to showcase her, the gal shown walking and otherwise taking her time twerking, Jules Jordan capturing the tease footage until jumping in to join her in the house. She rubbed her ass against his jeans clad cock, the growing bulge very noticeable even before it was whipped out for her to suck. Gabi aggressively sucked him off and nuzzled his nuts, throwing herself into the act before he gobbled her gash and rimmed her yummy ass in the bedroom. This led to some very active vaginal riding, Gabi pushing back to meet his thrusts and bouncing on him with her shaven slit, her boobs slapping up and down and her ass cheeks rippling in heated fashion courtesy of her enthusiasm and energy. As they fucked, she started playing with her pucker a bit, signaling the move to anal after she slobbed the knob yet again, going almost to the base as Jules reclined to let her do her work so playfully. Jules rimmed her again and started stretching her ass with a large clear toy, holding the bulbous front end at the opening for a prolonged moment until going all the way and moving into a technical DP, his cock in her snatch and the toy in her ass. Gabi worked the toy into herself hard as Jules spread her ass and she cleaned it orally before the director slid into her back door, pumping in and out increasingly fast as gabi moaned loudly. Her anal gape hang time was impressive and he hit it from different angles as he kept her head down and ass up before moving into other positions like spooning or a doggy with her on her stomach. She then sucked him clean without hesitation, savoring his cock while keeping her superior eye contact with him, jumping back onto his raging boner even harder until he milked his balls dry of semen during the pile driver position to nut into her open gape, filling her ass with seed which she tried to fart out though Jules scooped it up with his still erect cock to feed to her mouth for swallowing.
Scene Six: Klara Gold, a wonderfully thick young lady from Madrid featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up last with Chris Strokes, her stripped booty shorts pushed to the limit as her glorious ass pressed hard against the fabric. It should be noted that her facial attractiveness was appealing too and her tits under the black mesh crop top were nearly as inspirational, the gal what some might call a BBW without the obese look you often see associated with the term these days (which is actually a SSBBW), her fluffy ass mesmerizing as she started the tease inside but moved out by the pool in a turnaround from the norm. The bundle of dynamite was especially slutty and passionate about showing off, Jules following her around as she kept in motion with the tease ending as Chris dove into her ass while her shorts were still on. He then pulled her soaken shorts aside to rim her and shove his tongue in her perfect pucker, fingering her before finally dispensing with them altogether to oil her up with a lot of baby oil. The glistening look worked even better for her, Chris pulling his cock out to rub along her ass crack, stroking it in her crack (no pun intended) as she pushed back in seductive manner while he lined up to start porking her. At first I thought he was going to hit her ass first but he lowered his aim a touch to sample her juicy pussy first, Klara looking over her shoulder as she streamed a lot of Spanish dirty talk to coax him further. She was clean shaven and turned around to aggressively blow him from there, her lips wrapping around his cock as he face fucked her, her hand pumping away at him before she returned to actively riding him. The couple then went in the house where he sucked her erect nipples and she spread her ass for him, her ass so grand that I couldn’t tell which hole he was hitting at first until she pulled the cheek apart to show she was taking him up her fine ass, the gal gyrating her hips as he fed her ass as much cock as she could take. He ass felt so good that he remained in there using every position he could think of except for some moments of taste testing, Chris delivering the goods to her open mouth as he glazed her tonsils with his juices. She then gave post coital head and licked his balls clean, telling the camera how she “loved America” as it closed out to the credits.
Summary: Ass Worship 16 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was exactly as expected and advertised, earning my first Xcritic Pick since last year for any fans of hardcore gonzo anal. The double disc approach provided more quality fuck for the buck than anyone else on the market is routinely providing, there was no reliance on previously shot material to boost the score (all the scenes were brand new), and the technical values were exceptional enough to enhance a cast of booty babes such as Mia Malkova, Anikka Albrite, Bella Bellz, Gabriella Paltrova, Amirah Adara and Klara Gold. Almost three and a half hours of highly strokable material with a bunch of extra sex footage in the BTS helped make this a huge winner, the substantial amounts of tease and power fucking setting the bar for the rest of the industry yet again. In short, Ass Worship 16 was the director’s flagship anal title starring all his top picks for the moment, lots of tease, sunlit ass cheeks, and plenty of fun factor enhancing the final product so give it a look if you demand quality and quantity from your smut.
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