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Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts!

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/14/15

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Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts!

Third Degree Films

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Genre: Compilation, Tory Lane

Director: Uncredited


Cast: Tory Lane, Sascha, Jean Val Jean, Michael Stefano, Mick Blue, Alektra Blue, Alexis Amore, Mark Wood, Brooke Haven, Mr. Pete, Chris Streams, Luissa Rosso,Ben English, Mark Davis, Amber Rayne, Francesca Le, Mikayla, Franchezca Valentina

Length: 354:05 minutes (165:10 minutes & 188:55 minutes)

Date of Production: 2015

Extras: The first disc had a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes, the second had only a pop shot compilation.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts! was presented in full frame, 1.33:1 ratio as shot (some of the scenes displayed in letter boxed widescreen as shown by my screen captures below) by various directors for Third Degree Films. While each of the scenes had different looks to them, most were straightforwardly shot with decent lighting, a moderately amount of variations in the camera work, editing, and other technical aspects keeping it fresh. The aural components were very basic and offered in monaural only, some tease music provided but the vocals clear enough in most cases.

Body of Review: Third Degree Films has long been known for offering some impressive double disc compilations, the latest of which is called Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts!. The amusing premise of the double disc compilation of older Tory Lane scenes was to take advantage of her recent trouble with the law when she had a negative encounter on an airplane flight, the mass media reporting it across the country as Tory attacking the flight crew and then unwisely thinking she could do likewise to the police in what has been billed as a drunken escapade. Tory has long been one of the most extreme gonzo gals in the jizz biz who will do anything and anyone so collecting her older works for the company seemed to make sense to someone, the gal joined by a wide variety of men and women in the various scenes I’ve outlined below with descriptions and such. It lasted just under six hours and that’s a lot of fuck for the buck, even in full frame not a bad deal. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Grand Theft Anal 9: Tory Lane, a busty brunette with a dirty mouth, was up next in a pink satin outfit that showed her off well in the bedroom. I'm a fan of hers and her combination of nasty talk, good looks, and exceptional skill have long been enough to dry my balls dry as could be so when I saw her teasing the camera with a sense of abandon, I knew I'd be struggling to keep my clothes on and finish this review. Her anal fingering went smoothly and that heart shaped ass of hers was certainly worth a load or two all by itself but she proved to be as good as ever when Sascha joined her. The anal plug and oral portion of the scene showed her on fire and the footage from the BTS made me certain that she was into the scene. She gave her throaty cries up very naturally, going slightly over the top but managing to convince that at least some of it was due to the physical pleasure she received from the anal boning. If anything, she was in charge of her own destiny as she took control of him and seemed ready to pop a few times. It ended with a pop to her gape that she fed to her willing mouth and that closed this sweet little bout of anal action.


Scene Two: FABs: Fine Ass Babes 2: Tory Lane, Jean Val Jean: Tory Lane, wearing a fluffy pink bikini, was teasing out by the rock pool on a sunny day with her well toned and tanned body next, that crazy look in her eyes already showing. The glimpses of her firm body led to well toned Jean Val; Jean coming up to kiss her, Tory kneeling down to slob his knob aggressively. She throated him with energy and enthusiasm, the couple laying down on a light blue blanket for her to continue before she mounted him for some active vaginal riding, her ass rippling delightfully well as she bounced on his turgid rod. The multitude of positions soon showed her draining his dragon of sperm with her moves, her hand to gland jerking off resulting in dousing her mug with his manly fluids.


Scene Three: Sweet Cream Pies 5: Tory Lane, Michael Stefano: Tory Lane, next up wearing a black bustiette, matching mesh stockings, and matching stripper shoes, was teasing in a contemporary home, some wisps of pubic hair fashioned into a landing strip as she played with herself. Her juicy ass was stretched and displayed in slutty fashion, the tease ending when Michael Stefano came up behind her to eat her ass and gobble her gash, Tory bending over to inhale his modest pecker as he fingered her perfect pucker. Tory was an active vaginal and anal rider, Michael porking her pucker on the well worn white couch until she milked his balls dry of semen in a questionable vaginal cream pie that oozed out of her snatch after an edit point, Tory fingering the bulk of the substance out to play with it/


Scene Four: Wet Dreams Cum True 4: Tory Lane, Mick Blue: Tori is the last chick up and she's a very sexy babe. She has a great body and big tits. She opens with a playful tease that shouldn't fail to excite you. Afterwards, we find her sucking off Mick Blue. The action is good. I really enjoyed the effort and energy Tori put into the act. The sex moves at an entirely different pace and is even hotter. It is a real treat to watch Tori get worked. (review by Rob Randall)


Scene Five: Pussy Cats 1: Tory Lane, Alektra Blue: Tory Lane and Alektra were dolled up next for a lesbian scene, heavy makeup applied as they did each other in a familiar brick loft on an animal print couch. They kissed, groped, and ate each other out at length, their skimpy lingerie tight against their bodies. They sucked tit and fingered each other, even face sitting though there was no tease before the tryst at all. It was a basic lesbian scene but had a great deal of passion and chemistry but it left me wanting a great deal more than it offered.


Scene Six: Double Decker Sandwich 7: Tory Lane, Alexis Amore, Mark Wood: Tory Lane, dressed in a light blue and white polka dot bikini, was next up with sultry Latina Alexis Amore who was dressed in a pink version of the outfit as the two kissed on the floor of a basic living room set, licking each other and groping their respective tits as they rubbed against each other, Mark Wood soon joining them to give some oral pleasure before the ladies double teamed him orally, Tory the driving engine of the trio when it came to pushing the other two forward. Both ladies were active vaginal riders with bald beavers, no one taking a break as the ladies assisted one another when he was porking the other gal. The vaginal led to a slower anal by both ladies, the diddling of their pussies to heat things up enhanced as much by the additional oral on all three of them. Alexis took the hand delivered load from Mark to swap with Tory, Tory letting the spew glaze Alexis’ boobs as they continued to lick each other.


Scene Seven: Wetter The Better 2: Tory Lane, Mark Wood: Tory Lane, next up outside by the pool in her impossibly skimpy bikini, gave a very slutty tease where she became naked and rubbed herself, this precursor to the “Oil Overload” series starting off in very heated fashion indeed as she slithered into the hut tub and then moived to the house to continue. Her tan lines were decent and she glowed in front of the white couch in the voluminous living room, sucking off lucky Mark Wood aggressively as she throated him with ease. She then nuzzled his nuts and mounted him to actively ride her in some vaginal positions, giving almost a grudge fuck attitude before some of her taste testing led to anal penetration positions with more head. The ending wad of jizz went to her mug and open mouth, Tory swallowing before the first half of the show ended.


Scene Eight: Share The Load 4: Tory Lane, Brooke Haven, Mr. Pete, Chris Streams: Tory Lane and Brooke Haven, a couple of curvy cuties that appeal to me on different levels, were up first on the staircase in shiny satin outfits (Tory in purple and Brooke in blue) as they teased the camera in a heated manner. The ladies crawled over to the couch to give director Chris Streams a POV blowjob, sharing his meaty member with some dirty talk; keeping eye contact and enhancing the mood more than a little bit. They ended him by titty fucking him with Brooke receiving the initial load to share with Tory before Mr. Pete got sloppy seconds off them. He was lucky in that he got to sample them in far more extensive ways, including a hammering anal ride with ATM from both of them. The ladies were both active and showed some passion, sucking his cock clean from the other's bodily cavity with flair as though they had a need for seed. The scene lasted until the 42 minute mark, allowing all the variations to be explored before Tory sucked out his spew for swapping with Brooke who then swallowed it down. It was a very good scene to start off with.


Scene Nine: Fishnets 6: Tory Lane, Mick Blue: Tory Lane, a sultry brunette with large implants but a lot of heated energy too, was up next as she slowly teased the camera before putting on her lingerie. I have seen a lot of great work out of her and foot fans will like that Mike directed the camera at her toes more than a few times, blending in the numerous medium shots with the close ups using some skilled editing. Her scene partner was Mick Blue who was lying on the bed when she crawled over to him in her fine outfit, the camera proving to love her yet again as it swept over her form while the pair went at each other. She aggressively sucked him off using her skilled mouth; applying the same brand of energy throughout the scene as she rode him very hard during the penetrative portions of the scene. To me, this represented the best of the movie with the sparks flying between them as their chemistry showed how solid they could be together. It ended with her taking a mouthful of semen to swallow, focusing all of her attention on him rather than look to the camera for instructions.


Scene Ten: What Gets You Off 3: Tory Lane, Chris Streams, Mark Wood: Tory Lane, the hotty on the front DVD cover in red lingerie, was up next on the couch with Mark Wood. The tease didn't take place until he joined her but he managed to spank her ass as she gyrated on his lap with both getting warmed up in their own way. Her oral was teasingly coy and paced as though she were keeping him from dropping an early load, showing her oral skills to be the best of the DVD (and most of the porn world in fact). She did use some dirty talk when they were doing some 69, with a rough fuck on the floor to follow. The vaginal ride was also one of the most powerful of the show, with her stunningly aggressive bouncing on his cock a sight to behold. I was surprised that she did anal after this, and to be fair, it wasn't as strong as the vaginal, but it wasn't nearly as mechanical as Donna's was. There was ATM and the scene ended with the standard facial, with a surprise visit by Chris Streams who literally came out of the closet to give her a second facial.


Scene Eleven: Blow Me Sandwich 5: Tory Lane, Luissa Rosso, Jean Val Jean: Tory Lane, dressed only in skimpy red mesh panties and matching stripper shoes, and Luissa Rosso, a total blond babe in similar pink attire, were up next out by the rocky pool outside to paw each other in sexy fashion briefly befroe giving an uncredited guy a blowjob in POV. Their eye contact with the camera and each other was great and they were very playful with each other and the cock, the modest pecker looking like it belonged to Jean Val Jean given the way the pubic hair was shaved and his wrist bands. They licked, sucked and otherwise serviced him orally and it was a good time, both ladies throating him before he gave them some spew to share.


Scene Twelve: Only In Your Dreams 2: Tory Lane, Ben English: Tory Lane, dressed in a super sexy black and white stripper coach outfit, was up next squirming on a pool table with her fine ass in the air as her black panties nestled deep inside her ass crack. She gave the camera a series of looks full of slutty attitude, the tease ending to pair her up with Ben English on a tan couch. She was a sexual dynamo as she blew him and impaled herself on his raging hard erection, the vaginal sex transitioning to anal all too soon where she kept only her thigh high atheltic socks and black stripper shoes on. Tory streamed a lot of filthy dirty talk and Ben drilled her hard as he could in a myriad of positions to get her off as she glistened with sweat, Ben nutting on her face after she did some ATM.


Scene Thirteen: Up ‘R Class 4: Tory Lane, Mark Davis: Tory Lane, the curvy babe on the front DVD cover, was up next as she walked down the staircase with a vibrator in hand to entice the audience with her seductive look. The lingerie looked great on her though if she were at my place, I'd point out how it'd look even better on the floor, and her masturbation act was pretty good too before she was joined by Mark Davis. Tory earned the cover with her chemistry filled, dirty talking, passionate scene with Mark, sucking him off with enthusiasm before getting drilled in a multitude of positions. The way she did a technical DP and rode his hard cock was very pleasing with the vaginal as good as the anal (with taste testing all around). The scene ended with a facial that she seemed to at least partially swallow, using her fish hooks to hold her mouth wide open for his needs.


Scene Fourteen: Girlvana 3: Tory Lane, Amber Rayne, Francesca Le, Mikayla, Franchezca Valentina: Tory Lane was joined by Amber Rayne, Francesca Le, Mikayla Mendez, and Franchezca Valentina in the last scene, the popular lesbian series known for combining a lot of women going all out with each other though it was only part of the disc long encounter that included others. All the ladies wore sexy black fetish lingerie as they licked and caressed one another, the bulk of the scene missing Francesca Le until she joined at the near end with a variety of toys from Evolved Novelties for the ladies to use for penetrative purposes. It was a heated encounter but only part of what took place in the scene I originally watched so your mileage may well vary.

Summary: Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts! by the directors of Third Degree Films had a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck starring Tory Lane as the double disc endeavor lasted just under six hours. My rating of Rent It was as much as function of the scenes not being listed on the outside cover or in advertising as the minimal extras, no new content or allowing Tory to have at least an interview about what happened that fateful trip between Atlanta and los Angeles, Tory Lane Is Just Plane Nuts! mostly just exploiting the situation in tabloid media fashion than helping her in any way. Still, Tory has been a proponent of circus act sex for most of her 11 year career in the industry so if you are new to her, by all means give this compilation a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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