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Teen Matinee

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/11/15

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Teen Matinee

Kelly Madison Media

Genre: Teen, Web-to-DVD, Compilation

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Director: Kelly Madison (art direction) & Ryan Madison


Cast: Jillian Janson, Ryan Madison, Veronica Rodriguez, Karla Kush, Heather Night

Length: 185:29 minutes

Date of Production: 4/15/2015


Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers with a list of the second disc’s contents. The second disc also began with trailers until the selection screen came up to show a POV Fluffing Camera/BTS series of clips for the ladies, the combined running time amounting to 106:05 minutes. There was then a series of text questions and answers by the ladies, a photogallery of stills (polaroids with comments written on the sides), a true photogallery, a BTS photogallery, some trailers, and website spam. Of particular interest was a 18:17 minute long scene starring Kelly and Ryan Madison called “How To Blow Your Dragon” where she gave some fine titty tease before blowing Ryan who was in a dragon costume.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen Matinee was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Kelly Madison Media. This was simply a collection of previously released scenes from other discs for the most part, each looking and sounding the same as on other discs. The camera work was hit or miss as was the lighting at times but the flesh tones tended to look accurate and the editing kept in what seemed to be the relevant portions of the scenes. The aural components were decent though, few vocals outside of the usual moaning to be had as the music played during the tease sequences and stopped afterwards. The 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate was added in post production from what I could determine, very little to speak about other than a few instances where the moans seemed slightly out of synchronization but it wasn’t bad either.

Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison have been upgrading their work at Kelly Madison Media, the company moving to shoot all future scenes in ultra high definition (4K). Their latest release in for review is a compilation of older scenes though, called Teen Matinee, the premise of the show was to provide a spotlight on four attractive young ladies getting frisky with Ryan in scenes derived from the “Born Flirty” series. I hate when scenes already released on disc are released on subsequent discs without it mentioned prominently on the cover so the rating reflected that fact, the ladies all attractive and worthy of more attention. The double disc set included a full disc of extras to appreciate and four lengthy vignettes, old multi-pop Madison boning the ladies in all sorts of settings before repeatedly letting loose with his ball juice, much to the appreciation of his partners. The back cover described the show like this: “Pop this DVD in, grab a bucket of popcorn and a bottle of lube and get ready for Teenfidelity's Teen Matinee. Four hot scenes where Ryan makes the movies you want to see. Their pussies spread on the big screen for you, teasing you to fill them up with cock. Teen girls getting fucked hard and taking hot jizz all over their faces, tits and deep inside their cunts. As an added bonus Jillian Janson takes cock up her ass for the very first time in the BTS!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Teen Matinee: (originally released in Born Flirty 3) Jillian Janson, Ryan Madison: Jillian Janson, a cute young lady in street clothing featured on the front cover, was up first as she waited for Ryan Madison, her tight white pants showcasing her ass nicely as they walked into the movie. They hung out in the near deserted theater, enjoying each other as much as the show before driving home, Jillian giving him some road head and Ryan half pulling down her pants on the front walkway to his home. They made out in front of the fireplace, disrobing slowly to the light musical score that took precedence over their vocals, some boob play leading him to gobble her hairy gash aggressively. She gave him more head and a titty fuck from there, some active vaginal riding positions where her juicy ass throbbed heatedly. The scene included choking and some anal, Ryan power hammering her pussy most of the time, giving her a vaginal creampie before throwing the remaining popcorn on her body and the two jumping in the pool to wash off. The company website described the scene like this: “Episode #101, Teen Matinee with Jillian Janson and Ryan Madison - Jillian Janson is fresh out of school and just entered the dating scene. You remember those dates when you were young: movies, junk food, taking her home and trying to get her to put out, then seeing if she'll let you tip her asshole; it's nostalgia at it's finest. Re-live old glories as Ryan puts his cock in all of her holes and cums in your favorite ones.”


Scene Two: Cum In A Teen: (originally released in Born Flirty 2) Veronica Rodriguez, Ryan Madison: And as soon as she arrives, they are already getting a little hot and heavy on the steps. Some nice foreplay, as he sets her on his knee and kisses all over her body, and then begins to slip her out of her clothes, kissing her perky little tits and then showcases her booty for the camera. She falls to her knees and slowly works over his cock in her mouth, gagging as she tests her deep throating skills. He leans her up against the railing and slides in for some doggy before he takes a seat and she rides his cock. Seem to be losing a little of that heat from the foreplay. And she lays down and he drives his cock into her pussy, and he comes inside her, as we see the cum drip out. And we also get a little window showing her face during the cumshot. But we are not done with her, as she gets all made up in a sexy blacks dress and it seems that she has left the cum inside her. It’s time for a photo shoot, but she wants more cum inside her, kudos for that. And he seems to agree with her without much of a fight, perhaps the crotch rubbing, followed by some dick sucking, might have something to do with it. And it seems the drool is flowing this time as she works his cock, definetly an improvement, which is nice, cause she looks amazing and you hate to see pretty girls who can’t hold their own in a scene. She leans up against the window and after some finger fucking, slides right back into her pussy from behind. After the doggy it’s onto some balls deep cowgirl, as she props her body on the chair, wow, what a great view. And once again, some missionary on the floor leads to him filling her pussy with cum and getting her to squirt it out on the floor, somebody get a mop. A shower and another sexy outfit and it seems like he is ready for round 3, before she leaves. Some hands on time with her tits, and then some heated kisses before she is back on her knees, ready for his cock in her mouth. Some nice tongue work and some spit this time around. He lays her down on the desk and dives his tongue into her pussy followed by his cock which has had lots of fun with her already today. It’s back to a chair and we are once again getting a great view as she rides him, and his balls slap against her pussy. And as they make their way to the floor and back to some missionary, I have a feeling a third cumshot is coming soon. This time we get a little begging from her before he explodes in her pussy, and even a little more squirting from her. (review by Sean)


Scene Three: Opposites Attract: (originally released in Born Flirty 5) Karla Kush, Ryan Madison: Karla Kush, a lean blond with an appealing face, was up next as a student involved in an affair with wacky older man Ryan Madison, the two having nothing in common outside of the bedroom. She came home from the library to work out in her orange crop top and tight gray shorts, slacker Ryan guzzling beer all day like a slug, before the two enjoyed seeing each other as she rode the elliptical (in a very sexy fashion). Once he bugged her enough, she was off the device and kissing him, his hands all over her as they started to paw one another, his growing bulge drawing her interest as she stroked him off. She then dropped to her knees to blow him, Ryan swatting her juicy little ass before a multitude of vaginal positions and additional oral by both of them started. She rode actively and my biggest complaint was the lighting washed them out a bit more than usual, the couple banging in the bathroom and hallways until he plastered her face and stomach with wads of sperm. The company website described the scene like this: “Karla Kush likes doing her school work and staying in shape while her low-life boyfriend Ryan leads a life of petty crime, drinking and smoking weed. At first glance they seem to have nothing in common but once we see them fuck, the chemistry is clear as day. The glue that binds them comes in the form of the load Ryan leaves on her face. Sometimes you’ll come across a couple and you’ll have no idea why they’re together…maybe they fight all the time, maybe they just seem incompatible. Opposites attract though, that’s what they always say and in this Teen Fidelity update we get to see it firsthand! Karla Kush is a health conscious go-getter full time student and her boyfriend Ryan Madison is a shiftless layabout slacker…you’d think they’d be like oil and water but when the clothes come off in this scene and we get to see the sexual chemistry it all starts to make sense!” 37:51 minutes long


Scene Four: Teen Deep Throat: (originally released in Born Flirty 3) Heather Night, Ryan Madison: Heather Night, a lean brunette with pale skin, was up next with Ryan Madison, his hands all over her perky little tits and mouth as he helped disrobe her in his courtyard. She not only blew him excessively but throated him in a manner that few of his performers ever show, the gal jerking him off as well while keeping good eye contact with him using her very pretty eyes. She was also an active vaginal rider, grinding her hips and swiveling them around as he drilled her in doggy to make her smile, her pussy neatly trimmed with a pubic patch up top. They eventually moved into the bedroom to continue, Ryan giving her pussy some head and pecker to pleasure her, Heather slobbing his knob again too. The boning continued as he popped inside her snatch, their mingled juices running down her lean ass. The company website described the scene like this: “Episode #82, Teen Deep Throat with Heather Night and Ryan Madison- When you spend a day with Heather Night you might get lucky enough for her to tell you what her special skills are. Ryan got that lucky and he decided to put her to the test. For a small chick she sure can take big cocks! She deep throats like she's starving for dick and moves her ass like a pro on the pole, innocent looks can be very deceiving.”

Summary: Teen Matinee by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Kelly Madison Media was a fun show with a lot of entertainment value, the youthful performers engaging Ryan Madison quite well in each case. The extras were again impressive, adding a great deal to the fun factor involved here, which enhanced the replay value and strokability, making this one another Rent It though it would have earned a better rating if it did not include all previously released material from other productions without mentioning it. In short, Teen Matinee was worth checking out despite my reservations mentioned above, the movie a nice tribute to sexy ladies getting boned to their liking so if you haven’t seen the scenes in their previous releases, give this one a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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