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Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/23/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Click for Trailer, individual scene trailer linked in Eva's scene

Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

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Director: Chris Streams


Cast: Eva Notty, Manuel Ferrara, Alena Croft, Erik Everhard, Richelle Ryan, Lexington Steele, Holly Heart, Ramon Nomar

Length: 126:14 minutes

Date of Production: 5/28/2015


Extras: There were trailers, a photogallery, websites, pop shot recap, and a BTS lasting 33:37 minutes. The Behind the Scenes feature included a lot of interview material while the ladies were getting ready, Tony generally leading the discussion from behind the camera.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9 was presented in an crisp 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was consistently solid, generally limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house, no scenes going far outside the box in terms of centering on dark rooms this time. I liked the straightforward manner of lighting and camera, Chris again finding some of the best (and underutilized) MILF hotties available. There was a company watermark on the lower left hand corner of the screen but it wasn’t really obstructing anything, Chris apparently taking steps to insure that nothing of consequence took place there. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. The music dominated during the tease sequences and fans may find this a marked change for the director from most of his works to date.


Body of Review: Chris Streams has been a favored director for years now, his works at Jules Jordan Video certainly upgrades over his last company efforts. His latest flick coming in to review is called Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9, the show providing a series of slightly older, mostly thicker ladies proving that experience beats youth every time. The whole MILF genre is one full of contradictions from where I sit but Chris went out of his way to populate this volume with a set of four ladies a bit off the beaten path, using the amazing Richelle Ryan and Holly Heart, bone inducing Eva Notty and vixen Alena Croft; each of the quartet worth your time, money, and seed in terms of serving as inspirational material. Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that obviously no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Eva Notty, the busty young lady featured on the entire left side of the cover, was up first with Manuel Ferrara, the guy portraying a famous chef neighbor of hers in need of eggs. Her revealing black top and tight white skirt hugged her body nicely as she went back to a white couch to masturbate at the thought of the the sexy man. He interrupted her for some sugar and she decided enough was enough, pulling out the twins and smothering his face with her mammoth mammaries before they went to the couch to heat things up, his hand digging for gold in her black panties as he sucked her tits. Eva then slobbed his knob with some hand to gland friction, her devoted mouth making his turgid rod rock hard to play with even if she concentrated her oral on the top portion of the pecker. He then reciprocated by gobbling her gash, her neatly trimmed pussy almost qualifying as a bald beaver but for the wisps of hairs shaped into a triangle. Manuel then pounded into her pussy increasingly fast, Eva warming up to actively ride him with good eye contact and a great deal of chemistry, pushing back to meet his thrusts and displaying her usual fine energy levels. There was more oral and titty fucking, his nuts nuzzled and pussy made puffy before he unleashed his seed into her open mouth, some post coital head given but the semen not swallowed. The company website described the scene like this: “Eva Notty, big tit MILF fucked hard and long by Manuel Ferrara. Eva welcomes her new neighbor in, and all he needed was some sugar, but this big busty blond is just too sexy and he is immediately excited. She is wearing a black barley there halter top and a tight white skirt, they can’t get their clothes off fast enough before Manuel is fucking her, he really gives Eva Notty what she was craving and that is a undeniable solid fucking.”



Scene Two: Alena Croft, a newcomer with blond and black hair as well as a smoking hot ass, was up next with studly Erik Everhard, the scruffy guy admiring her pictures on computer to jerk off before he fell asleep to fantasize about her in a dominant role. She wore her cover fetish garb of a purple corset over her black patterned body stocking and stripper shoes, the gal kissing him and pawing his package before he dove right in to go down on her. Alena looked much better in action than on the cover too, her facial expressions not overdoing it nor the gal screaming as if anyone believes that means anything these days, the lady just reclining back to enjoy his oral before she inhaled his raging erection to the bone, throating him with ease as his hand rubbed her moist slit and juicy ass. He spanked her cheeks and they rippled well, the look of pleasure on her face demonstrating an early connection between the two even before he started rimming her like crazy. With her head down and ass in the air, he began tearing into her pussy for some vaginal fun, her cheeks bouncing about as her bosoms slapped back and forth, squeals of pleasure included but she became more of an active rider as the scene continued. He gave her more head and fingered her, soon sliding his cock into her ass for the advertised anal, Erik continuing to massage her clitoris, a multitude of additional positions showing her growing anal prowess as she impaled herself on his cock in her ass. She then gave him some extra head to reward his own such efforts, the gal draining his dragon of sperm fed to her mouth as she savored the manly fluids and swallowed them whole.



Scene Three: Richelle Ryan, the fluffy sized hotty featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next with Lexington Steele, the gal calling him to investigate a drone bothering her as she sun bathed. She pulled out her boobs and the drone came back, Lex grabbing her body and pulling out his cock to make it a sexual circumstance (so the drone pilot would be in violation). She blew him and decided to take the action inside, the gal kneeling as Lex fed her increasing amounts of his rod to suck which she did with enthusiasm. Her solid eye contact and playful oral included all sorts of extras too, some titty fucking provided after she stroked him and continued doing so as she worked his balls. Richelle’s delicious ass was featured a little bit at times but not as much as her oral and tits initially, the lady showing off her strong legs and heart shaped ass as she moved forward to mount him vaginally for some immediately active riding. Richelle’s dirty talk and bouncing buns were mesmerizing, the cowgirl variations extremely inspirational before she reclined on the white couch to spread her legs and masturbate before Lex plowed right back inside of her, more taste testing between positions showing her milk his balls dry at the end when she wiggled her glorious ass as he tore into her pussy, the gal flipping over as a “good girl” to suck on his nuts upon which time his totally glazed her face with his juices.



Scene Four: Holly Heart, the lean body cutie featured on the lower left corner of the cover, was up last as she engaged in a scene with both Ramon Nomar and Erik Everhard. Holly was telling a friend of hers how hot her new tenant Erik was when Ramon came to visit him, Erik warning him to behave as he got ready for the boys to go out. Ramon waited on the beige living room couch beside Holly after unknowingly interrupting her solo session, forward Holly reaching out to encourage sexual behavior as they jumped all over one another. Erik caught them and started apologizing but Holly shushed him up by telling him all was well, soon taking turns blowing both men in exchange for the rent as well as getting them pounding her pussy and then ass. She was licked too but seemed more into giving than receiving, Holly appreciating their physical differences (Erik’s cock was longer and smaller at the top but thicker at the base). Erik drilled her in cowgirl as she blew Ramon, throwing herself into the action no matter which holes were the focal point of the men. The vaginal with oral led to anal with oral before long, Holly coyly suggesting it which then led to the advertised DP (double penetration) where she was still active, one of the few ladies able to remain active during such an act once her ass and pussy are properly warmed up, the gal taste testing as able when the guys weren’t stretching her out. Her eye contact was good and her enthusiasm was off the charts, the lady providing a lot of anal during the scene not just a few moments when the DP took place, the guys nutting all over her face and in her mouth.

Summary: Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9 by director Chris Streams for Jules Jordan Video was a solid set of four scenes starring ladies that looked great and provided some serious sexual skills in their trysts. For me, the replay value and strokability earned a rating of Highly Recommended, having regularly sung the praises of Richelle Ryan and Holly Heart, finding Eva Notty to be great, and seeing newcomer Alena Croft show tremendous potential so early in her career. In short then, Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9 departed slightly from earlier volumes in terms of how much footage was included but fans of the whole MILF craze should consider this a “must have” title for their collections, the title on par or better than the majority of such titles released by competitors to say the least.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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