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Studio: Girlfriends Films » Review by Sex Reed » Review Date: 7/4/15


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Hardcore, POV

Director: Uncredited

Running time: 2 hours, 18 minutes

Condoms: Yes

Production year: 2015

Cast: Aimee Black, Ava Adams, Christy Mack, Sara Luvv, and Veronica Rodriguez

DVD extras: There are no extras.

Video and audio: Video is shot in HD with a 4/3 ratio. Each scene is a POV scene, possibly done with a helmet cam setup, and a fisheye lens. The POV angle is often too far removed from the action, taking place several feet away.

Scene one: Aimee Black and some guy

Aimee Black is playing a prostitute hired to go to the hotel room of a guy who, it appears, is a mute who is prone to sudden and uncontrollable jerks of his hands. It’s an unusual selection for a POV scene that uses a fisheye lens, and I can’t say it’s something I approve of, as a porn viewer. He’s also not holding the camera; was it helmet-cam? There are also some computer images on screen frequently, as though it’s coming from a video camera. But on the plus side, Aimee Black is a very sexy, punk brunette with tattoos, and the guy she’s paired with is well-endowed. I found her very alluring, particularly after she changed into a mesh bikini and fishnet stockings. She spends a lot of time working over the mushroom bulb on his cock and when she takes it vaginally, she’s horny and loud. First she gets fucked on her back missionary, and it’s rough, with his hands on her throat. She also gets fucked doggy-style standing up against a beam in the room. She also gets fucked cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. She’s a sexy woman I enjoyed watching fuck, but the camera work left a lot to be desired here.

Scene two: Ava Adams and some guy

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The second scene is pretty much the same as the first, with the sexy and stacked brunette Ava Adams here instead. I thought she was hot and horny (and her tits are fantastic) but the guy who supposedly hires Ava still doesn’t talk and is again prone to sudden jerks. Again, I found the camera too far removed from the action. She also again changes into an outfit in the bathroom before the action begins. It’s probably the same guy as the first film, which is fine, I suppose, but I like more dialogue in my porn. The POV focus does lend well to watching her tits, first when she’s being titty-fucked and then when she’s being fucked missionary on her back. She takes it in the usual positions: missionary, cowgirl, reverse, and doggy-style. It wraps up with him jerking himself onto her big tits. It’s a big load and all, but the subsequent few minutes nearly gave me a headache.

Scene three: Christy Mack and some guy

When I saw the boxcover for the DVD, I knew I wanted to watch Christy Mack fuck. She’s a sexy, brunette rocker chick with a perfect body. She has lots of tattoos and her head is shaved on both sides. Her “look” totally does it for me, though I found her sexier in the white tube-top she wore at the beginning of the scene, before changing into lingerie, but that’s just my preference. Fortunately, the guy she’s paired with is not a mute and actually talks with her. When she returns from the bathroom a changed woman, she works over his cock, and it’s big enough that she needs to hands to stroke it. She gives him some head, and then he puts on a condom so that he can fuck her missionary (with her on her back). She gets fucked missionary, doggy, and spoon position. This was the best scene on the DVD, and Christy Mack became the alt-porn dream woman I didn’t know I wanted. The jerky POV camera is still grating, but maybe it can be forgiven just this once?

Scene four: Sara Luvv and some guy

The theme of a sexy pornstar playing a hooker who fucks a mute is continuing, and it’s bothersome. I found Sara Luvv quite sexy when she showed up, sans panties, in a blue dress. But she changes into black lingerie with white frills (including one garter) and heels, and still looks amazing, of course. Even though the introduction says she’s 5’ 1”, her legs look quite long when she bends over in heels after coming out of the bathroom changed. She spends considerable time sucking on his cock and then she gets fucked missionary (again on her back), then cowgirl and then reverse. One of the movie’s hottest moments comes when she writhes on his cock in reverse.

Scene five: Veronica Rodriguez and some guy

Venezuelan hottie Veronica Rodriguez is the final woman featured on this disc, and I’m glad to see her. A woman of color is what I’m craving at this particular moment. She’s hot as hell and has some great curves. When she knocks on her partner’s door, he tells her to come in, but then continues with the mute act. This is a different guy because he’s not as clean shaven as the one(s) in the previous scenes. It’s hot watching her use her oral skills on his large tool and I loved seeing her bounce on his cock reverse cowgirl. She’s horny and willing, so I thoroughly enjoyed hearing her moan while getting fucked (she takes it missionary, cowgirl, reverse, spoon, and doggy-style). I was really turned on by Veronica here, but the problems of the movie made it impossible for me to enjoy it as much as I should have.

Final thoughts:

This is a seriously flawed movie for a number of reasons. The camera work, POV with a fisheye lens and likely mounted from the male performer’s head, is atrocious and could cause headaches at several different points in the movie. That there are more camera angles in the scenes where the female performer changes clothes in the bathroom is bothersome. Plus, the POV shots are often too far removed from the action. In four of the five scenes, the man says nothing (or next to nothing; “Come in” is the extent of the male dialogue in scenes one, two, four and five), and instead uses some kind of sign language that befits the mentally retarded. The women who appear all give good-to-great performances, but it feels wasted with such problems beyond their control. This is billed as Hooker Hookups Vol. 1, and I sincerely hope the series continues because it is an opportunity to fix the problems that ail this production. The sexy women in this movie deserve better, and so do you. Skip this one.


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