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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/12/15

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Analmals (When Good Cats Go Bad)

Evil Angel/Belladonna Entertainment/Deadly Nightshade

Genre: Gonzo, Animal Cosplay, Anal

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Director: Aiden Riley


Cast: Abella Danger, Vicki Chase, Xander Corvus, Amirah Adara, Mr. Pete, Dana DeArmond, Mark Wood, Lea Lexis, Tommy Pistol

Length: 222:41 minutes

Date of Production: 2015

Extras: The separate extras included a cast list, a company promotional trailer, filmographies, and some websites. Unlike most companies, Aiden adds the behind the scenes footage into the movie itself, the director recently asking the folks at AVN to expand their award categories to provide an award for “best BTS” but there was not as much this time to appreciate.

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality: Analmals was presented in the usual 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Aiden Riley for Evil Angel. The camera work in the single disc outing seemed to rely on a single camera shooting the trysts and warming up material, the inclusion of playful activities around the house just icing an expected touch. The extra compression used to stuff so much footage on the single disc caused some problems, more compression artifacts when displayed on a bigger screen and a higher level of other issues arising but for those watching on computers it should suffice. The lighting varied per scene but the main action could be seen though it was far too strong so often that the production was among Aiden’s worst looking shows ever with the cast looking washed out in terms of flesh tones. There was a company watermark located on the lower right corner for those keeping track but it was unobtrusive to me and I was paying attention. In any case, the audio was presented in a similar fashion with a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that sounded hollow with no separation between the channels and no music to bore you with during the sex. Still, it was similar to most gonzo titles out at this time, the sonic portion less important to most fans than the visuals.


Body of Review: Aiden Riley is one of the directors at Evil Angel that is toughest to pin down in terms of his specific niche, his appreciation for pushing the limits learned from his wife and devotion to extreme kink well noted in past reviews. His latest title sent for review just came out and is called Analmals, a set of four scenes where the ladies did all kinds of depraved things, even cover girl Dana Dearmond dressed up in a cat body suit during her tryst. The collection of ladies cast in the single disc set also included Abella Danger, Vicki Chase, and Amirah Adara, a variety of men joining them this time to go crazy with kink.

The company website described the movie like this: “Improvisational porn impresario Aiden Riley presents four scenes of animalistic, cosplay-flavored backdoor fun. The sultry cast of “Analmals” enjoys dressing up in cute outfits that inspire playful sessions of nasty butt sex, where participants operate on pure instinct! There’s lots of backstage banter to go with all this beastly backdoor buggery. Vicki Chase and Abella Danger are costumed as adorable kitties, with furry tails dangling from butt plugs. They play with kinky cat toys before turning their feline attentions to Xander Corvus’ huge, throbbing cock. Exotic beauty Amirah Adara is one gorgeous animal. She obediently sucks on Mr. Pete’s big boner and presents her firm booty for anal training; she rides her master until he cums. Animal lover Mark Wood treats tiger girl Dana DeArmond to lots of lewd sodomy, ass-to-mouth action and a gooey sperm facial. Petite pet Lea Lexis laps cream from a bowl... and from Tommy Pistol’s foreskin. Lea enjoys a tender ass fucking and receives a warm milk enema.” Here’s a very brief look at the cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Abella Danger, a smoking hot anal princess featured all over porn of late, and sexy Latina Vicki Chase, a babe everyone should be familiar with for her heated scenes, were up first with Xander Corvus, the ladies wearing skimpy black lingerie with a cat theme to it, some “ears” and animal tail anal plugs included. The ladies were in an area of the house curtained off with white curtains, a pinkish sofa included in the room though the lighting was atrocious in how it washed the ladies out so poorly. They kissed and pawed each other (pun intended) in a playful, almost kittenish manner before sucking each end of a double headed dildo, lubing it up so both could ride from opposite ends, the ladies starting with it vaginally and progressing to anal before Xander came in to interrupt their gash gobbling ways. They slobbed his knob in a double teaming dynamic, throating him and nuzzling his nuts as the ball sucking babes continued to pleasure him. He then took turns pounding their pussies with their tails still stretching out their asses, the ladies doing ATM on the plugs as they were pulled out of the precious puckers, some active riding and additional toy play combining with the frequent oral escapades and hand to gland friction to drain his dragon of sperm as his wealth of seed plastered Abella’s entire torso and bald beaver for Vicki to lick and share with the girl, the latter part of the load directed at their faces. The company website described the scene like this: “Gorgeous Latina slut Vicki Chase and sexy Abella Danger are dressed as adorable kitties, purring and meowing, wearing animal ears and long furry tails dangling from butt plugs. They play with a double dong, lewdly licking ass, before turning their feline attentions to Xander Corvus' huge, throbbing cock. The girls give his shaft a wet, ball-lapping dual blow job. Soon Xander is drilling their holes in a nasty anal threesome involving toys, ass-to-mouth fun and stringy saliva... He showers Abella and Vicki in cum.”



Scene Two: Amirah Adara, a major hotty Hungarian with pretty eyes and a lean but sleek body, was up next in a fetish cat costume while she sucked a flesh colored dildo in the white walled room (the technical aspects still weak). As she showed off her delicious ass and other favored body parts, Mr. Pete joined her, placing his turgid rod immediately in front of her mouth for her to suck him off, the gal doing so well enough before he rimmed her and warmed her up for some penetrative sex. He began by sliding his raging erection into her pussy as he slapped her ass harder, her grunting and moans a bit on the repetitive side given the size of cocks she has become used to in her tremendous body of work of late. Pete then gave her a technical DP with the toy she used earlier, placing it in her ass as he pounded her pussy, making her suck it clean at times before he replaced the toy with his pecker in her pucker, Amirah’s mostly passive riding making her look more like eye candy than a good performer as she tends to be. There was some oral at times but the focal point of the tryst was anal sex, Pete feeding her his cock at the end as some semen glistened on her chin from the way she milked his balls dry of his manly fluids. The company website described the scene like this: “Sporting cute kitty ears, exotic beauty Amirah Adara is one gorgeous animal on the prowl. Crawling about on all fours, Amirah sucks on a big dildo, pushes it up her tight butthole and cleans it off, ass-to-mouth. Her owner, Mr. Pete, shows up to train this sexy bitch using her favorite toy -- a big, hard cock. Amirah obediently sucks on Pete's throbbing shaft. The she-beast eagerly presents her firm booty for an anal reaming and rides her master until he cums.”



Scene Three: Dana DeArmond, the seasoned veteran of the director’s many works and a longstanding member of the porn community, was up next in her cover outfit of a porn tiger, my belief that the fetish was perhaps best suited to far younger ladies than the MILFish woman a point worthy of discussion. There was an opening for her crotch and she masturbated a lot by stuffing her fingers in her pussy, the ever present white curtains reflecting and refracting too much light for the camera to readily handle. As she continued, Mark Wood entered the picture with a boner so she began using it as her personal cat toy, her saliva flowing down her chest as she focused on sucking the top portion at first, easily throating him as soon as she saw fit. He then positioned her in a pile driver modified to a doggy for some vaginal pounding, Dana unable to actively ride until he switched out though she nestled in to such her tail before going back to his testicles and shaft as he pulled out. When the anal penetration started, Dana remained too passive for too long, spreading her legs wide as Mark did all the work, several positions later deciding to pump her ass a little when she was on top of him between some of her oral antics. By this point in time, her anal gape hang time reminded me that her ass takes a lot longer to recover from being porked than it used to, the ending hummer exciting him over the edge to plaster her mug with his juices before some BTS footage was displayed (including some of bearded Aiden in his cartoon TMNT short). The company website described the scene like this: “Wearing a sexy tiger costume, slender Dana DeArmond drools on her natural titties and meows with glee as she strokes her pussy. Animal lover Mark Wood offers this sexy feline a taste of his giant dick, and Dana drools and gurgles as she gags on his throbbing shaft. Mark fucks the purring jungle cat, ruthlessly sodomizes her sweet butthole until it gapes, and lets his naughty pet suck his hard cock ass-to-mouth. Finally he gives Dana a gooey sperm facial.”



Scene Four: Lea Lexis, now sporting black hair as she crawled around the white walled room in her pornish snow leopard looking outfit, then drank milk from a saucer on the floor as tattooed Tommy Pistol held her hair to keep it from getting wet. They kissed and she remained in character as he caressed her body, Tommy wearing some black cat “ears” as well. He unfastened her white leotard to rim her at length, Lea’s manner of referring to herself in third person getting quickly annoying as she put some milk on his cock to start her oral ministrations. She sucked his balls and shaft while giving good eye contact, his use of the tip of his cock as a pouch nasty as a receptacle for the milk (maybe he’ll progress to allowing the ladies to “sound” him next). Tommy then positioned her in pile driver to suck milk out of her holes, the guy then moving to bone her pussy and ass between her continued oral and a titty fuck before her aggressive handjob drained him, a milk enema with a blue funnel allowing her to “squirt” the fluid in a solid stream which included a bunch of footage outside where the picture looked better and the discussion of placing the scene last in the movie then shown. The company website described the scene like this: “Cute little brunette kitty cat Lea Lexis likes lapping cream from a bowl. Her owner, stud Tommy Pistol, dips his hard cock into the warm milk to feed his sexy girl. Lea's curious tongue even slurps the tasty liquid from inside Tommy's foreskin! Tommy worships Lea's butthole; he pushes a glass ball up her ass, fingering her juicy cunt. Lea enjoys a tender ass fucking, and she jacks Tommy off into her mouth. Finally, the petite pet receives a warm milk enema!”


The Director

Summary: Analmals by Aiden Riley for Evil Angel was strokable at times and there was some personal chemistry here and there to help it earn a rating of Rent It, the amount of oral, specialty kink, and fetish play sure to appeal to fans even if the technical aspects were so weak. In short, Analmals is the kind of movie that will not appeal to as broad an audience this time, the strength of the sexual trysts tied to the kink factor, some threesomes, milk enemas, and stretching of perfect puckers such that Aiden’s regulars will be able to overlook the myriad of problems with lighting or camera settings but check it out and you’ll see what I mean.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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