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*Introduction to Review:
Jonni Darkko's Pop Shots 101 from Evil Angel Video is a compiled collection of semen slatherings, broken up into 4 separate segements. Each segment features short scenes lasting around 3 to 6 minutes long, focusing on the strength that every porn fan in the world has come to realize Darkko and his cohort Winston Burbank are best at, the facial cumshot. It's an endless array of face-blasting jizz showers provided by the two, with a few guest appearances from other stunt cocks, none coming anywhere close to the range of semen splashing from that of Darkko and Burbank. The titles range from around 2012, all the way up to the more recent Sperm Diet and Cum Crossfire series', giving the viewer a broad array of content, 81 scenes in total and countless jizz-riddled sluts for viewers to feast their eyes on. This review is more of a general take on some parts that stuck out in the film, but reader's should take note that it's my second time through the movie and I haven't gotten bored with a single second of it yet. If you love seeing hotties get their faces coated in spunk then you can pretty much stop reading this right now and go buy this movie; it's the perfect embodiment of what every facial-focused porn movie should be.
The first segment of Jonni Darkko's Pop Shots 101 begins as we see Jynx Maze and Gabriella Paltrova in a stint from Darkko's masterful 2013 release of Gag Reflex, getting fed a healthy dosage of dicksnot from our director before the ball of constant cum-gushing begins rolling. The girls range from Eva Angelina, Bonnie Rotten, Presley Hart, Adrianna Nicole, and many others, including my personal favorite of the bunch being Lyla Storm getting a simultaneous sperm splashing from Burbank and Darkko from his 2012 release of Suck It Dry 10. A fantastic start to the film that I've already re-visited a few times, featuring 22 isolated facials, all of which providing a healthy helping of masturbatory material for the oral induced porn fan. Cooool!
Cindy Starfall sets up the next segment of the film, taken from Jonni's 2012 double disc release of Throat Fucks. After Cindy gobbles up a hefty load of jizz from Jonni, we move into the always incredible Jada Stevens, followed by Romi Rain going full-blown retard on Darkko's dick before he paints a portrait over her face that rivals Michelangelo's "David". Notable moments in this segment include the closing moments of Heather Vahn's scene in Gag Reflex where sheturns herself into an absolute mess before getting clocked with cum from both Burbank and Darkko. The girls include but are not limited to Gabriella Paltrova, Tiffany Mynx, Allie Haze (first of 3 appearances), and some crossfire sequences from Riley Reid and Anissa Kate. The second segment is 20 pieces in total, with some magnificent face-filling facials throughout it's 30 minute runtime.
Super-cutie Evi Fox kicks off the third part of the film, opening things up nicely as she slurps on a wobbly Winston Burbank while playfully teasing his balls until he blasts her with 6 ropes of jizz. Krissie Dee comes next, pulling double duty on Darkko and Burbank before recieving a sperm slaughtering for the ages. The girls in this segment include Veruca James from Facial Overload 3, Nadia Nice from Suck It Dry 10, and Prince Yahshua making his second appearance in the film with a throat fucking for the ages between himself and Aria Arial from Gag Reflex. Some great stuff throughout the 27 minutes or so that the segment runs, with 16 separate face-blastings, capped off wonderfully with London Keyes and Marica Hase taking a crossfire cum-chucking from Burbank and Darkko before slurping up the excess dicksnot like two rabid cock demons as the screen fades.
Part 4:(1:30:24- 2:06:54)
The final part of Jonni Darkko's Pop Shots 101 begins with a quickie from Gigi Loren, mvoing into some slurpstick-slopping fun from Diamond Kitty where she gets her face absolutely crushed with jizz before big-titted Asian beauty Gaia devours Darkko's dong only to end up blowing cum bubbles from her nose as Jonni pops them with his ropes of seminal fluid. Remy LaCroix makes her second appearance in the film as well, taken from an all-time favorite scene in the 10th installment of his Suck It Dry series. Sheena Shaw also makes an appearance here, taken from an anal scene in Sloppy Head 5 that makes my head explode nearly every time that I see it. A solid 20 segments encapsulate the final part of the film, which is an absolute travesty as I'd have loved to see this one in a double disc format, but beggars can't be choosers, I suppose. Notable moments come from Cassandra Nix, Karmen Karma, and the final segment closes as Skin Diamond masturbates herself into retardation as Darkko lashes out a fierce load of sauce over her face before the credits roll. Bravo!
Jonni Darkko's Popshots 101 from Evil Angel Video is an all-encompassing collection of 81 splooge-slinging segments that blows every other cumshot compilation film out of the water. From the second that Jynx and Gabi open up the film, to the moment when Skin Diamond gets the final load, it's nonstop action. While the primary focus of the film is monster cumloads splashed over pretty faces, there still manages to be a good amount of deepthroating and various oral acts that help give it the tiny bit of contrast that it needs. You won't find a compilation title with this level of action anywhere, so if you're looking for one, stop. Go buy this movie and pray that Darkko makes another one just like it. It's worth it, TRUST ME. Extras include a few trailers from Darkko's oral related titles, rounded out with an Evil Angel web preview for those keeping score. If you love watching gorgeous, energetic cum soaked sluts, and you don't own this movie then you're fucking up in a big way. COOLL! Highly Recommended.