Cast: Dakota Skye, David Loso, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Flynt Dominic, Carter Cruise, Aimee Black, Will Powers, Britney Amber, Jamie Stone, Rilynn Rae
Length: 91:25 minutes
Dates of Production/Release: 3/11/2014, 4/8/2014, 4/22/2014, 6/7/2014, 6/21/2014
Extras: There were slide shows for each scene and two trailers but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: Milk Maids was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Barrett Blade for distribution by Pulse Distribution for Massage Fantasy (who produce a variety of nuru and other massage titles). Johnny Lavigne was the editor and Bree Mills provided the “creative direction” (art director?) with Big Chief Quarterback working the lights and Eric Masterson handling cameras and production assistance. The setting was simple enough in each scene, a couch to start off and then a white table with a hole in it, the plentiful lighting helping capture accurate flesh tones and the camera fairly steady even if there were some framing issues. There was a company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen most of the time but some care was taken to minimize the placement of most the action to stay away from that spot, the video bitrate varying though some compression artifacts were observed when watched on a big screen television. The audio was on the low side at times but provided in stereo using an AC3 codec, the bitrate varying between 192 Kbps and 224 Kbps but the music was generic and the vocals distinctive but plain.
Body of Review: Barrett Blade has been directing in porn for years since he evolved from his professional musician status, now shooting scenes for various companies such as a few that fall under the Pulse Distribution umbrella. His latest such endeavor coming in for review is called Milk Maids, a set of five scenes where the ladies massage a guy and blow him during a massage, much of the action taking place through a hole in the bottom of the table where the ladies milk the peckers like the udders on a cow or a horizontal glory hole. As a specific fetish, I really have not seen a lot of this in the past, the variation of the sexual stimulation via the anonymous hole familiar enough just as the basic handjob turned hummer. Still, as short as the movie was, the actual scenes lasting under 90 minutes sans credits, I was pleased to see ladies like Carter Cruise, Dakota Skye, and Britney Amber giving the old rub and tug even if the male mope squad used was decidedly below average.
The back cover described the movie’s scenes like this: “MilkingTable.com is proud to release Milk Maids, a compilation of some decadent rubdowns and blowjobs, given by a range of cute and voluptuous ladies. Five lucky guys meet with their beautiful masseuses to discuss their massage treatment, sometimes not knowing what's to come, but soon after they start, they find out that their masseuses have been hiding a little secret, a gloryhole drilled in the middle of the massage table. When these gentlemen see their masseuses take a seat under the table, what comes next is such a pleasant surprise that they can't help but feel regenerated! As the maids milk the guys' throbbing cocks, the men are wrapped with their imagination running wild, feeling the back of the maids' warm throats extracting their sticky loads. An original Fantasy Massage series.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Kota Sky & David Loso: Dakota Skye, the skinny young lady with pretty eyes featured on the left side of the front cover, was up first as a masseuse taking care of David Loso, the man coming to the professional for help with a sport injury. He stripped, hopped up on the table and she oiled him up, tending to the major muscle areas before applying some hand to gland friction and slobbing his knob, eventually having him flip over so she could continue working him over through the hole in the table until she drained his dragon of sperm. The company website described the scene like this: “The nubile nymph Dakota Sky is waiting on staff for David. David came to share his penis problem hoping Dakota can take care of his sports injury. Dakota expertly warms his member with her mouth and then milks his man sauce into a shot glass to save for later. Too bad she can't save his cum and eat it too!” 3/11/2014
Scene Two: Step Forward: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, a fetching young lady in a revealing piece of lingerie, was up next as Flynt Dominic came to her with a problem of his own, the gal following the strict guidelines of the website to rub him the right way, jerk him off, blow him, and then have him turn over so she could continue her efforts under the table. She added some masturbatory efforts showing off her bald beaver and milked his balls of semen well enough, it was just a bit more mechanical than some of the other scenes to me. The company website described the scene like this: “Flynt Dominic is having trouble outside the spa, he feels like every time he gets to take a step forward at the spa, he takes two steps backward when he leaves. Jeanie Marie Sullivan is dedicated to serving her clients, and helping them achieve a state of bliss, even if only for 30 minutes. Jeanie helps Flynt calm down, and get relaxed while she runs her soft hands over his tense body. Soon she crawls under the table to help Flynt get the nutbusting release he needs to face the outside world.” 4/8/2014
Scene Three: One Minute Man: Carter Cruise, the beautiful new starlet of the year blond seen in the background on the right side of the front cover, was up next with relative newcomer brunette Aimee Black who was straddling her on the cover, the two following the basic premise of helping a client with premature ejaculation problems gain better control. In this case, it was moper Will Powers and he nutted early so they calmed him down for a second bout of jerking off and oral, the ladies getting frisky with each other in their skimpy thongs under the table for a prolonged round two; effectively relieving him of the unwanted stress so he could pleasure his wife at home. The company website described the scene like this: “Will's wife must be the woman of his dreams because when he admits to his issue, we get the idea that he can't keep his libido in check, and he cums straight away. Suffering from premature ejaculation, leaves Him feeling depressed, and he feels less important. Especially when it comes to pleasing his wife. When he reveals he's worried that his wife will leave him, Carter takes over, reassuring him that the treatment she has planned should help to take care of everything from his insecurities to his PE. Aimee Black joins them, and Will realizes that they grew up together. Once Aimee and Carter start stripping down, Will can't help himself and he cums straight away! Their damage control helps him to relax and the massage certainly helps him to release his stress, and that subconscious feeling to rush everything. The ladies gently work his cock to the point where they can take him in their mouth, giving him the hot blowjob he came in for. Carter is first under the table, and before long Aimee joins her to work his cock over using four hands until his load is released into Aimee and Carter's hungry mouths! Will will need to cum back? These two hotties hope so!” 4/22/2014
Scene Four: My First Milking: Britney Amber, a busty blond bombshell with large implants and a bigger smile, was up next as she took on the case of Jamie Stone, his problem being an inability to sport a raging boner in front of a chick because he got so nervous. He disrobed, jumped up on the table, and was soon offering her a turgid rod to play with, her hands and mouth continuing as he turned over for her to milk him of his spew. The company website described the scene like this: “Britney Amber is and expert Milk Maiden, and today is Jamie's first milking ever. He's quite worried about a lot of aspects of his life, including the potential inability to get hard in front of a girl. Britney assures him she know exactly how to proceed with his treatment, and Jamie Stone, though hesitant is ready to get started. Britney has that type of girl next door personality that allows Jamie to get comfortable really easily. Soon her expertise pays off, and Jamie's cock is harder than concrete. Britney loves to tease, and today she is so excited about her work that she even masturbates, tasting her warm pussy, while milking a huge load from his hard cock into her expert mouth, and over her massive tits!” 6/7/2014
Scene Five: It Just Gets Better: Rilynn Rae, the curvy cutie on the left side of the front cover, was up last as she fit Flynt Dominic into her busy schedule, the man possessing a coupon for a free session. She warmed him up, gave him a glimpse of her neatly trimmed snatch, and worked away on him with her hand and mouth, like Dakota earlier milking him into a glass to drink the manly juices as her reward once she was finished. The company website described the scene like this: “Flynt Dominic came in today with a coupon to have a free milking session. The gorgeous Rilynn Rae, the towering doe knows just what to do in order to get Flynt ready for his milking. She expertly walks Flynt through the treatment, eventually taking the hot seat under the table, while continuing to guide Flynt through the process by giving him some hot imagery to ponder. We get to see her masturbate her furry pussy while taking his long cock deep in her throat. Finally, Flynt lets go of his wad in a shot glass, and then drinks it all in one gulp!” 6/21/2014
Summary: Milk Maids by director Barrett Blade for release by Pulse Distribution was well lit and shot, the premise a little basic and the length of the movie limiting replay value for me but still meriting a rating of Rent It for those into handjob scenes and blowjobs. Carter Cruise’s playfulness stood out in her scene with Aimee Black and Britney Amber showed her hand to gland skills up to the task, Jeanie Marie Sullivan and the others offering some strokable good times too for those into the genre. In short, Milk Maids might have been too short and too focused on sexual stimulation by friction rather than the penetrative sex I prefer (not to mention very, very repetitive) but it was well worth a look and I’m sure most viewers would prefer getting a website membership to see a whole lot more of the action despite the limitations so check it out.
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