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Up That White Ass 5

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 8/2/15

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Category: Gonzo/Anal/Interracial


Cast: Christie Stevens/Britney Amber/Lea Lexis/Lylith LaVey/Alana Luv/Prince Yahshua/Rob Piper/Rico Strong/Jon Jon

Director: Dreadneck

Extras: Photo Gallery/Trailers/Web

Release Date: 7/10/2015

Runtime: 176 Mins

Click on the photo above to to watch the trailer fro Dreadneck's 'Up That White Ass 5'!


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*Scene 1:

Britney Amber/Rico Strong

Anal, ATM

The premiere scene in Dreadneck's continuation of the 'Up That White Ass' series begins with a pretty solid tease sequence from Britney Amber, who's dressed in a classic pink one-piece lingerie skirt with clear heels, slowly stripping out of her outfit before some pre-scene masturbatory play sets up the action. Britney soon welcomes Rico Strong onto set with a with a throat-throttling blowie to get things moving, as sex starts in a doggie style dick romp with some solid intensity that translates really nicely in the viewing. The anal sets in pretty late in the scene, and even though Britney takes a minute to get acclimated to her co-star, she holds her ground and keeps the action moving well. Some ATM cock-chugs from the now-brunette beauty add a nice contrast to the action, ending as Rico drains his sack over her mouth and the screen fades. A pretty solid scene here for the most part; Britney is always a fun watch and there was a nice intensity. The camerawork and overall vibe of the scene gave a really old school effect to it that worked well. 



*Scene 2: 

Christie Stevens/Rob Piper

Anal, ATM

The always beautiful and highly underrated Christie Stevens is next up, starting us off with a poolside tease that features the blonde hottie prancing around in a black bikini with blue polka-dots, before retreating indoors for some anal dildo fun to prepare for the upcoming events. Rob Piper steps into view shortly after, welcoming himself by diving into Christie's pussy before she returns the favor with a high energy throat fucking, devouring his dipstick like it's the last morsel of food left on earth. A standing 69 gives way to the sex, taking place as Christie hops on Piper's lap for a cowgirl style dick ride before he tosses her to the side and rails her in a spoon style fuck. The scene progresses perfectly, with a genuine intensity that gives off a really animalistic vibe from both parties, as anal sex eventually sets in at around the midway point. Each position switch is bridged with a throat throttling blowjob from Christie, as Piper uses her head like a fleshlight and they spit into each other's mouths at various points throughout. After a slew of buttfucking that extends up to the final moments, Rob empties his balls over Christie's mouth and she embraces her reward while the screen fades. Awesome. This was a fucking outstanding scene; both stars killed it and although there were points where I thought things were going to die down, it still stayed strong up to the second that it ended. Good stuff. 



*Scene 3: 

Lylith LaVey/Rob Piper

Anal, ATM

Lylith LaVey encapsulates our view for the third scene in the film, opening things up with another poolside tease as she's dressed in a dark colored bikini that comes off quicker than you can bat an eyelash. The tease is solid, lasting for a seemingly perfect amount of time before we get some pre-sex masturbatory play from Lylith, soon welcoming Rob Piper into view. Action sets in with Piper munching on Lylith's love muffin, as she returns the favor with some slopped up deepthroats that give way to an introductory reverse cowgirl romp to start the sex. Things progress a little slower in comparison to the first two scenes, with a more gradual intensity once the anal sets in as position switches are bridged with some ATM cock-chugs from Lylith for added effect. Things close out with Rob unloading his nuts over Lylith's face to close out, with the screen fading shortly thereafter. Overall, I thought this was a less memorable segment than the others; Lylith looked amazing from the moment that it started but the sex translated a little weakly in my viewing of it.  



*Scene 4: 

Alana Luv/Prince Yahshua


Alana Luv is next up, kicking off the scene with a "Derek Dozer-esque" interview sequence where Alana shares some fantasies she hopes to fulfill in the adult industry, among a few other things. The action sets in without any tease, as Alana walks over to a couch where prince Yahshua awaits her arrival with a towel wrapped around his waist. Prince pokes and prods her with a dildo to set things into motion, jamming a dildo into her anus before getting a taste of the goods, with Alana thanking him by way of some solid blow-j action that evolves into a missionary style penis plunge to start the sex. Sex is pretty solid to start, with anal setting in around midway point as Alana holds her legs in the air while Prince lightly dunks his dong into her asshole. The anal only lasts for a few minutes in the scene, reverting back to vaginal for the latter stages before Prince churns a load out of his jizz nozzle to finish off the scene. This was another scene I wasn't too fond of unfortunately; it had all the makings of a good one but it started a little slow and there just wasn't enough to give me the inclination that I'll ever come back to it. Meh. 


*Scene 5: 

Lea Lexis/Jon Jon

Anal, ATM

The final scene in Dreadneck's 'Up That White Ass 5' kicks off as we see sexual athlete Lea Lexis in view, giving us a nice tease that leads into some preparatory ass-masturbating to set things up. Jon Jon soon steps into view, making his first appearance in the film as he welcomes himself with some pussy gobbles that give way to Lea returning the favor with some slopped up sword-swallows. Action moves into a 69 next, eventually leading up to a short stint of pussy reaming from Jon that leads into the anal sex. Action is decent to start, with some scattered intensity spread throughout it's viewing, ending as Lea jerks her co-star to completion, pumping out a load of dick sauce before relishing the load in the final moments. A fair scene here to close out the film; I thought the action seemed a little too routine to fully enjoy, but it had it's moments.  




Dreadneck's Up That White Ass 5 from Elegant Angel Video was an ordinary anal flick at best, with the only exception being Rob Piper and Christie Stevens lighting up the screen in the second scene of the film. Unfortunately, the movie gradually seemed to get worse and worse after that. Some of the teases were good enough, but there were parts that seemed a little uninspired and ultimately the sex throughout the film shared those same unfortunate traits. I thought there was a nice old school vibe to it all, but I think the style could be chalked up to inattentive direction just as well; while the scenes seemed simplistic enough to allow for the performance to outshine everything, that method ended up being more of a hindrance than a help. I need something in the scene to keep my attention when there isn't a quality performance. I need to be made to believe it was memorable through something else that isn't fake orgasms or over the top antics (I'm not saying that this film attempted those things, just using those as an example). Anyways, extras include a photo gallery of the scenes, with some nice still shots of the girls, some trailers from recent Elegant Angel releases, and web access for those keeping score. Tech specs are shaky in contrast to what most recent films are giving us these days, having a good enough viewing to allow the scenes to shine if the performance is good, but it doesn't go above and beyond in any way. Overall, I can't recommend the film; it seemed a little too thrown together and aside from a decently memorable first half, there's really nothing to see. Rent it. 


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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