Cast: Keisha Grey, Erik Everhard, Sarah Vandella, Toni Ribas, Richelle Ryan, Will Powers, Romi Rain
Length: 132:49 minutes
Date of Production: 2015 (the opening credits listed 5/12/2015 but also labeled the movie as “Teach Me 4”)
Extras: The extras started with a 9:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature which was largely devoted to Sarah Vandella though there was a minute of so of Richelle Ryan trying to ooze her creampie too. There was then a pop shot recap, some trailers, a photogallery, and some website information. It should be noted that the back cover advertised a “bonus cream pie scene from Insatiable 3 starring Asa Akira but it was not found on the DVD so points for false advertising were taken off.
Audio/Video Quality: Internally Yours 7 was presented in a decent 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as released by director Pat Myne for Elegant Angel. The camera work by editor Sid Knox was again solid, he and Pat sharing camera duties this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows so the picture appeared to be in line with previous volumes, my only concern being that in some minor portions, the lighting washed out the flesh tones a bit and the framing was not as good. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases, Pat often barking out orders, especially during the solo portion of each scene.
Body of Review: Pat Myne has been performing and directing porn for years now, the man helping discover some of the biggest names in the industry over the years. He nows directs for Elegant Angel and his latest title making it to me is called Internally Yours 7, a selection of four scenes with creampie endings. While many directors provide fake creampies by using a last second edit or making it unclear whether the act was believable or not, Pat has never been big on cheating the consumer so while I went into this one with an open mind, I did not have an empty head like you’ll find elsewhere, some critical thought applied as you will see if you continue to read the review. Given the show starred ladies including Sarah Vandella, Romi Rain, Keisha Grey, and Richelle Ryan, there was potential for this one to really stand out from the pack. The company website described the movie like this: “Elegant Angel presents "Internally Yours 7" a movie devoted to the love of creampies. Nothing feels better than blowing your load inside a tight soft wet pussy. This movie was made for the fans of coming inside your woman and watching it all drip out afterwards. Enjoy!! Featuring Keisha Grey, Sarah Vandella, Richelle Ryan, Romi Rain & Bonus scene of Asa Akira.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Keisha Grey, the all natural young lady featured on the front cover in all her glory, was up first in a scene with Erik Everhard. The tease in the all white room while she pawed herself in her pink bikini was reminiscent of the company’s flagship titles, the gal largely just standing in one spot as the camera panned up and down her sexy body for a scant few minutes, only lacking in oil all over her to truly look like those other efforts. The tease ended to show her reclined on a white couch in a contemporary home, using a wand vibrator to masturbate with as the director encouraged her from behind the camera. I know some hate the director talking at all but it is a common aspect of modern gonzo, from Buttman to Jules Jordan to Mason and many others, Pat much quieter than usual here if it matters to you. Keisha’s juices flowed enough to see them glistening on her hairy pussy, Erik jumping in to gobble her gash as her breathing continued to get heavier. She then started slobbing his knob with a degree of energy, the couple kissing before she went back to the task by giving him some hand to gland friction and a titty fuck. This led to some active vaginal riding at first, Erik doing most of the work as he slid into her wet pussy to the hilt, going down on her at times to savor her juices before she drained his dragon in a realistic vaginal creampie, his sperm deposited near the opening of her pussy but definitely inside. The company website described the scene like this: “Keisha Grey lets us up close to savor the sight of her sexy body, then savor the sweetness of her pussy as she warms herself up... get ready to hear that wet pussy splashing, in this 34 minute hardcore scene! She breaks out every trick in the book to make sure the cock that's pleasing her, gets pleased... but really, her pussy is so soft and wet that simply moaning and taking that creampie, was enough!”
Scene Two: Sarah Vandella, a smoking hot bleach blond with a lean body, was up next in a black and blue mesh bikini that enhanced her delightful body as she teased in the white room to upbeat music, the montage varying only in how much attire she wore at any given time, a neatly trimmed patch of pubes above her glistening slit. She tasted herself and her beefy labia were played with, Sarah even fingering her perfect pucker to warm up though I really wished it lasted a lot longer. The tease ended to show her masturbating with a small wand vibrator on a bed, a blue anal plug stuffed in her ass as she tried to get off as the director barked orders at her. She claimed to orgasm at which point her desire for a turgid pecker led to Toni Ribas joining her, his hand slapping her pussy and massaging her before he whipped out his raging boner for her to suck. He throat fucked Sarah and slapped her face with his boner, the gal aggressively blowing him to the bone with ease compared to the others. They then got into a 69 position but with only one camera, Pat decided to remain on her face going down on him rather than show him working her over more. The penetrative positions began vaginally but soon progressed to anal, Toni rimming her at times before tapping that ass even harder as he applied the wand to her clitoris. Sarah was an active rider at times and both gave more head, some chemistry between them established early on as her solid eye contact helped prove. In the end, he went back and forth between her holes, even diddling her to a frothy squirt orgasm, Sarah milking his balls dry of his semen as he pulled out, Toni trying to dive back in for a few streams of his seed to qualify as a creampie; the mix of lube and manly fluids making it a tougher call as to whether I would list it as a creampie or not, Toni making her squirt one last time. The company website described the scene like this: “Sarah Vandella rarely settles for toys alone... so when you see her with a butt plug in and a wand on her clit, you can guess she's here for some scorching hot action! With a dick in her ass, a fist in her mouth, and that wand on her clit yet again, this fine ass blonde is ready to settle in and get fucked for this 30 minute hardcore scene!”
Scene Three: Richelle Ryan, an enhanced woman with a tight hard body and generous ass, was up next as she teased in the white room, her skimpy bikini and purple stripper shoes well suited for her slutty look. While the tease portion strips away any vocals, it looked like she was laughing in response to something said to her, the gal masturbating with the same wand vibrator on the same bed as the director ordered her about (saying things like “Look at me when you fucking cum.”). Once she got off, her sensitive pussy was juicy enough and she was instructed to show off her ass, Will Powers rushing over to feed her his modest member. She beat his meat and wrapped her lips around it to get him hard, a bunch of weird looking bumps on his rod looking kind of creepy when the camera got too close to it. Her hand assisted hummer then led to a variety of active vaginal riding positions, her eye contact not as solid as I like but she seemed focused on his cock, the gal streaming dirty talk until he slowed down, the camera zooming in without edits to make it a realistic vaginal creampie. The company website described the scene like this: “Richelle Ryan could have made this a scorching hot tease video simply by showing off that ass, if she'd wanted to, but her pussy was in no mood for that - she, herself, couldn't wait to get into the bed and get the male talent in the room! Enjoy 26 hardcore minutes as this brunette MILF grinds on a cock until her pussy is milking the creampie out of him!”
Scene Four: Romi Rain, a gorgeous brunette MILF who needs little introduction here on XCritic, was up last as she poured herself into her tease like none of her peers, the short white room tease leading to the director led masturbation sequence. Romi was especially playful, no surprise there, the young woman still wearing her metallic stripper shoes as she finished using the wand vibrator when she lucked out to score Erik Everhard as a partner. He dove into her shaven slit to devour her pussy as she very vocally showed appreciation, Erik then rubbing her cock on her juicy snatch before slowly porking her perfect pussy, her intense eye contact locked in on him as she threw herself into the tryst, Erik back to diddling her as he slammed himself inside. Romi then blew him with enthusiasm and titty fucked him before he resumed pounding her as hard as he could, Romi pushing back to impale herself equally hard. In the end, there was an edit point close to the delivery of the creampie but Erik was in the process of blowing his load into her snatch, not a deep deposit by any means but much of the ejaculate landing inside Romi’s cookie. The company website described the scene like this: “Romi Rain wasn't going to be told to wait. Women figure out quickly, how we like to get them so ready for sex that they're throbbing on the set waiting for the male talent to show up, and then leave them whimpering there... so she brought a toy! She's only alone for a moment, before the hardcore action begins in this 37 minute scene. After that, her hot MILF pussy is done with the toys and on to one of the men!”
Summary: Internally Yours 7 by director Pat Myne for Elegant Angel was fun, had four attractive women including Sarah Vandella, Romi Rain, Keisha Grey, and Richelle Ryan working with guys such as Erik Everhard and Toni Ribas, and had often solid technical values. Those reasons, plus the realistic vaginal creampies helped the movie earn a rating of Recommended, the bonus scene advertised on the cover not present at all. In short then, Internally Yours 7 carried on the tradition of sloppy vaginal creampies that the series had established in previous years, fans of the niche sure to appreciate this one a great deal thanks to the replay value and strokability so check it out if this is your kind of thing.
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