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Teen-aholics 5, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/20/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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The TEEN-aholics $ 5

Evil Angel/Joey Silvera Video

Genre: Teens, Gonzo

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Director: Joey Silvera


Cast: Dylan Phoenix, Jessy Jones, Lea Hart, Bradley Remington, Miranda Miller, Abella Danger, Kurt Lockwood, Jenna Ashley, Joey Silvera

Length: 198:31 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: The extras included a cast list, a pop shot recap, trailers, filmographies, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The TEEN-aholics $ 5 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were decent. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer technical perfection, the end results sometimes varying considerably. And yes, there was a company watermark displayed on the lower right hand corner of the screen for those who care. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.


Body of Review: Joey Silvera is one of the kinkier directors whose directing efforts are distributed by Evil Angel, his love of all sorts of kink long since established. His latest release making it my way is last month’s The TEEN-aholics $ 5, a selection of scenes starring attractive young ladies who do all sorts of nasty things to entice men to cater to their own needs. The ladies this time included Abella Danger, Dylan Phoenix, Jenna Ashley, Lea Hart, and Miranda Miller; a solid selection of cuties paired up with an interesting selection of men for our collective entertainment.

The company website described the movie like this: “Veteran director Joey Silvera’s “The TEEN-aholic$ 5,” features the most delectable, fresh porn sluts in the (newly-) adult business. These adorable vixens hold nothing back in five sensuous, one-on-one scenes of intense, hard-core action! Sassy, shorthaired, tattooed blonde Dylan Phoenix enjoys a passionate fucking. She licks Jessy Jones’ taint and swallows his cum... followed by more impromptu fun in the shower! All-natural Asian cutie Lea Hart gets anally manhandled by big-dicked Bradley Remington while using a vibrator to make herself orgasm. Dark-haired, 18-year-old Miranda Miller has amazing, puffy nipples, and she can’t wait to worship Jessy’s enormous cock with her tiny mouth and her soon-to-be-gaping butthole! Miranda receives a tasty load of splooge. Sultry, exotic Latina Abella Danger shares a special workout with trainer Kurt Lockwood that climaxes in a creamy sperm facial. Exquisite teenage slut Jenna Ashley visits Joey at home, tempting the older man with toy masturbation and eager, POV-style sucking and fucking. Is she or he the “TEEN-aholic$”?” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Dylan Phoenix, the appealing blond featured on the entire left side of the front cover, was up first with Jessy Jones, the gal only sporting a dozen other credits on the IAFD. I’ll admit that I enjoyed watching her tease in her white shorts and purple bikini undies, her brilliant eyes and smile adding substantially to the impact she had as her hard body worked the camera in the living room set. Her perfect proportions were enhanced by the light sheen of oil and sweat on her frame, Jessy wanting to jump in early as she shook her moneymaker. The 19 year old had pierced boobs and stood above him courtesy of her stripper shoes, Jessy gobbling her gash and ass in ample amounts as she bent over the white couch, Dylan slobbing his knob briefly before they started vaginally boning, her bald beaver accepting his thrusts with ease. They tried different positions to excite both of them, more oral given though she was only an active rider when she was on top of him. To enhance the experience for her she used a wand vibrator, Dylan tossing his salad briefly before sucking him aggressively to drain his dragon of sperm, the gal licking up his remains during the post coital head, (a second round in the shower leading to another pop). The company website described the scene like this: “Sassy, shorthaired, tattooed blonde Dylan Phoenix shows off her toned, teenage body and big, round boobies. Lucky stud Jessy Jones buries his face between Dylan's soft ass cheeks; the 19-year-old cum slut gags on his huge cock in a wet, sensuous blow job. Soon her shaved pussy is being passionately fucked. The sexy minx buzzes her clit using a vibrator and licks Jessy's taint until he spurts his creamy load into her mouth -- followed by another impromptu fuck and oral cum shot in the shower!”



Scene Two: Lea Hart, an exotic Asian hotty with only four total credits on the IAFD at this writing, was up next with Bradley Remington, her oral skills showing she was no stranger to a cock in her mouth at all. She wore white lace panties and a bright blue crop top, a chain attached to an animal print collar around her neck and the camera lingering on her perky ass before Joey moved around her during more tease. Brad pulled her leash as he tried to dominate her, the mope not pulling it off all that well. He swatted her ass by hand and a riding crop, pawing her aggressively while plying her with dirty talk before whipping out his very modest but turgid member for her to throat with ease, the streamers flying as she inhaled him. He then fingered her briefly before replacing his fingers with his cock, the gal bent over and not showing any signs of feeling him inside her as he pulled her hair. She did better when using the small wand on her clitoris as he drilled her, the 18 year old gal actively riding him on top before an anal plug readied her for anal though his size made it comparatively easy to pork her perfect pucker. He fingered her shaven snatch as he drilled her ass, then she milked his balls dry with a final blowjob, some hand to gland friction pushing him over the edge as his semen freely flowed across her face. The company website described the scene like this: “Gorgeous, red-haired, all-natural Asian teen Lea Hart wears a dog chain and collar, ready to get anally manhandled by big-dicked Bradley Remington. She submissively gags on his massive cock, getting lewdly face-fucked, and takes his boner inside her bald pussy while using a vibrator to make herself orgasm. Brad stretches the sexy young babe's anus with a fat butt plug, then reams Lea's gaping butthole with his thick shaft. He lets her suck him ass-to-mouth and shoots his messy load onto her tongue.”



Scene Three: Miranda Miller, a lean brunette with only two DVD releases at this writing per the IAFD, was then up with Jessy Jones. She had tiny but all natural tits, a metallic blue top and a silvery skirt with pink panties, the gal seeming nervous as she was interviewed in the living room to show a few wisps of pubic hair as she masturbated for the director. Before long, she wrapped her lips around the cock of Jessy and showed she wasn’t as polished at oral as some of the others, her newcomer status reaffirmed as they moved to the bed where they warmed up before he fingered and fucked her pussy as she streamed a lot of pornish moans. He choked her but she still came across as fake, the gal actively riding when on top but enjoying the action more when she applied a wand to her clit. When he slipped the cock in her ass, she barely moved at all, Miranda apparently preferring his erection in her pussy though ordering him to fuck her harder. Additional work with all three of her holes led to him nutting on her face as she looked for approval from the camera, the gal swallowing as able to complete her day. The company website described the scene like this: “Gorgeous, all-natural Miranda Miller is a dark-haired, 18-year-old sweetheart with amazing, puffy nipples. She can't wait to worship Jessy Jones' enormous cock with her tiny mouth. The adorable teen model bounces her creamy pussy up and down on Jessy's massive shaft. Miranda works a fat dildo into her tight anus, then sucks the toy ass-to-mouth; soon she's getting ruthlessly ass-reamed while she buzzes her clit with a vibrator. Her butthole gaping widely, Miranda enjoys a tasty mess of sperm.”



Scene Four: Abella Danger, the smoking hot booty princess so popular with everyone in the industry, then was paired up with Kurt Lockwood, the gal’s opening comments about him joking how he didn’t know how to fuck. She was wearing a shiny leotard and some stripped athletic socks, establishing up front how lousy he was but she had a plan to change him for the better, the guy flubbing his lines but carrying on as he kissed her shoulder. She put on her bright red stripper shoes as he spouted off, even he admitted he was “creeping on her” as he pawed her and licked her ass. Abella wisely told him to shut up, focusing him on orally pleasing her instead, his finger sawing her pussy as he continued to tongue her precious pucker. I liked the sheen of oil on her and soon enough she was throating him with ease, his decidedly modest member handled without a second thought by Abella as she licked him to readiness, the gal soon tossing his salad as he became her bitch, even fingering him and nuzzling his nuts so he could keep up with her. He then drilled her pussy and she used a wand to excite herself, Kurt popping like he hadn’t spewed in weeks to glaze her face and Abella swallowing part of it. The company website described the scene like this: “Sultry, exotic Latina Abella Danger has a special workout planned with her personal trainer, Kurt Lockwood. The all-natural teen straps on her red stripper heels, and soon Kurt has his tongue buried in Abella's sweet asshole. She swallows his big cock in an intense, deep-throat blow job, slurping on his balls and lewdly rimming and fingering her coach's bunghole! Finally, Kurt pumps her full of throbbing man-meat, passionately fucking her young pussy... and splattering Abella's sexy face with his gooey mess.”



Scene Five: Jenna Ashley, the fairly seasoned cutie from New York wearing the “Nerd” short on the lower right corner, then finished the movie in a short scene with Joey Silvera. She wore the orange crop top and torn blue jean shorts outside before talking to Joey at his doorway, her firm young ass pleasing him as much as her tits as he checked her out from head to toe. She also wore black fishnet stockings and was oiled up, bending over to enhance the curve of her ass before peeling off her attire and masturbating with the wand and a pink dildo. She quickly blew Joey and stroked his meat before he vaginally took her, the missionary position not overly inspiring before she jerked him off all over her face by the light blue couch. The company website described the scene like this: “Wearing skimpy Daisy Duke shorts, adorable teenage slut Jenna Ashley visits pervy director Joey Silvera's home. The gorgeous, young fox loves teasing older men with her plump, round booty and big, natural titties. Jenna masturbates using a popsicle-shaped pink dildo and buzzing her clit with a vibrator. When she's good and horny, she sucks on the director's rock-hard cock while he shoots the oral action POV-style. Lastly, Joey fucks her juicy pussy, splattering Jenna's pretty face with hot cum.”

Summary: The TEEN-aholics $ 5 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel was a solid showcase for some rising stars in porn, sexy Abella Danger and Dylan Phoenix standing out though some of their peers also merited additional attention as this one earned a rating of Recommended. The technical values were very nicely done, the ladies were well cast, and the heat of the sexual acts worked with the kink factor provided. In short, The TEEN-aholics $ 5 had some replay value and strokability on par or better with other big budget newcomer fuck flicks so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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