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Rectal Workout

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/24/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Rectal Workout

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

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Director: Mike Adriano


Cast: Charley Chase, Juelz Ventura, Mike Adriano, Roxy Raye, Gia Love, Trisha Parks, Cali Carter, Riley Reynolds; Kagney Lynn Karter (bonus scene only)

Length: 256:58 minutes (121:22 minutes & 135:36 minutes)

Date of Production: 2015



Extras: The best extra was the bonus scene between Kagney Lynn Karter, Gia Love, and Mike Adriano though only Kagney was doing anal, Gia in for oral support only, the scene presumably added to replace the failed scene between Cali and Riley that reverted to oral only. I described the 28:48 minute scene in detail below for those who are interested, the action quite good until it stopped during the anal, more technical difficulties left unexplained. The only other extras were the cast list, trailers, filmographies, and website links.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Rectal Workout was presented in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. Losing Claudio Maestro as his cameraman has had a significant impact on Mike’s works of late no matter what some lesser critics claim, his uncredited replacement doing fine with lighting but the camera has been shakier and the framing not as good, even the editing appears a little weaker at times with more noticeable issues though the overall visual aspects weren’t bad enough for those who watch the scenes on a small screen to notice from what I’ve been told. There was some aliasing and I noticed a moderate number of compression artifacts when playing this on a large screen television, but as a whole it conveyed the heat of the action quite well, the company watermark on the lower right corner present as always. The stereo audio was presented in AC3, the codec using a sampling rate of 48 kHz and a bitrate of 192 Kbps. The vocals, especially by Mike, were very clear and there were few ambient noises, the amount of separation or dynamic range minimal but not a vital component of a gonzo fuck flick to most people.


Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director well liked by the majority of the XCritic reviewing team, his titles for Evil Angel always in demand. His latest title in for review, almost no others reviewing his discs anymore, is called Rectal Workout, the the double disc movie providing five scenes with anal action in each starring ladies such as Roxy Raye, Juelz Ventura, Charley Chase, Trisha Parks and Gia Love. Those that adore lean young ladies will find this title welcome in your collections, the director speaking very highly of the cast he worked with. The company website described the movie like this: “Anally obsessive pornographer Mike Adriano trains a bevy of sultry starlets (and their pliable, hungry assholes) in “Rectal Workout,” an epic exercise of sodomy. In one-on-one butt-pounding sessions and kinky two-girl threesomes, Mike uses hole-stretching toys, speculums, yummy frosted cupcakes and his thick, relentless cock to work every flexing muscle and fragrant cranny between the sweaty cheeks of girls that give in to their backdoor lust. Mike ruthlessly reams blonde babe Juelz Ventura as Latina lust bucket Charley Chase sucks cock ass-to-mouth. Gorgeous, nasty little Roxy Raye slides a foot-long dildo through her winking sphincter until it completely disappears! After expelling her enema into a bowl, all-natural Gia Love submissively gags on the director’s dork and even eats a cupcake from her insatiable rectal passage! (She opens her oral passage for Mike’s spurting cum.) Sassy, adorable Trisha Parks gets anally pounded, and she slurps out the last drops of Mike’s hot semen. Stunning blondes Cali Carter and Riley Reynolds share an eye-watering, mouth-watering double blow job. Gia Love returns, with buxom Kagney Linn Karter, to join Mike for a bonus anal threesome.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Charley Chase and Juelz Ventura, the two most seasoned young ladies of the show as seen on the upper left corner of the cover, were up first in what they called their first scene together as they shared Mike Adriano. They were each given a chance to tease separately in the contemporary home though Juelz wanted some Charley action early as they pawed each other, my appreciation for their proven skills a given though their playfulness was as sweet as ever. Mike followed them around the house to watch their ass cheeks bounce, Mike unable to refrain from rimming Charley before savoring some of Juelz as the gal climbed on Charley to make a “double stacked ass pyramid. The ladies then reciprocated with some very sloppy head, the free flowing saliva going everywhere before Juelz took his turgid pecker in her sweet ass as Charley assisted. Surprisingly, Charley was on oral support here, a shame given her own appeal though they pushed Mike to the limit for his wealth of seed to fly out in messy fashion early. The company website described the scene like this: “Tattooed blonde bombshell Juelz Ventura and naturally voluptuous Latina Charley Chase share a nasty backdoor three-way with big-dicked director Mike Adriano. Mike stacks these busty sluts and tongue-fucks their big, thick booties. The horny bitches team up on the director's meat for a wet, slobbery, ball-slurping double blow job, collecting drool in a flute glass and making a huge, slimy mess. He ruthlessly reams Juelz's asshole as Charley eagerly sucks his massive cock ass-to-mouth ... and she rims her girlfriend's gaping bunghole.”



Scene Two: Roxy Raye, the sexy brunette from Florida on the center of the front cover with her legs spread wide, was up next with Mike Adriano, the gal best known for her extensive anal circus act stunts with Jay Sinn or her recent spotlight showcase with Jonni Darkko that was worth a look (though not as great as some have proclaimed unless you fixate on circus act sex stunts like a newbie). Roxy teased in the courtyard as planes flew overhead, her sheer panties revealing a lack of pubic hair and a fine ass, her nippled pierced as she followed Mike’s instructions whispered to her from behind the camera. The scene was longer than an hour so those who like seeing a shorter, tightly edited scene will not like it as much as I did, Mike literally savoring the experience as she warmed up with a red jelly dildo and he rimmed her, the gal sliding down his cock in her ass with practiced ease like there was no friction. She prolapsed her pucker without a thought even before the anal and he came early into her ass before sampling her pussy, his seed oozing out of her ass though he kept banging away as they took a moment for her to shit out his seed, the duo reverting to using a metal speculum and his cupcake insertion crud where he ate the confection out of her ass. There was then more fucking and she blew him to a second load (a friend watching the scene with me had doubts as to the validity of the first pop), Roxy swallowing the spew to end it. The company website described the scene like this: “Gorgeous, nasty little Roxy Raye has stopped by to show director Mike Adriano her well-trained ass and its insane gaping ability. The stunning brunette reveals her plump, meaty pussy, then slides a foot-long dildo up her winking rectum until it completely disappears! She receives a lewd anal reaming and sucks the director's enormous, flavorful cock ass-to-mouth. Roxy stretches her amazing butthole with a fearsome metal speculum, consumes a cupcake with her talented butthole, and deep-throats Mike's massive member to climax.”



Scene Three: Gia “Jasmine Delatori” Love, the cute gal featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up next in the first scene of the second disc, the gal naked except for her metallic pink top as planes flew overhead and she gave herself an enema to clean out. This included her “squirting” the water in a stream to excite Mike Adriano, the man soon collecting the fluid in a bowl as she made faces like “WTF did I get myself into?” For a moment, her pucker was even blurred out for some reason, the gal resuming more normal tease by bouncing her tits and showing off her bald beaver, the use of a large blue anal plug stretching her wide before he jumped in to suck her nipples and paw her, Gia slobbing his knob in sloppy form to include some salad tossing and nut play. The lengthy oral led to them pounding pucker, Gia only actively riding when she was on top, some metal devices used to expand her anal gape before he began shoving cupcakes in her ass to be eaten. Mike then drilled her ass one more time but came quickly, the gal draining his dragon of sperm before she swallowed during the post coital head. The company website described the scene like this: “Stunning, all-natural beauty Gia Love gives herself enemas, expelling water into a glass bowl, to prepare for her anal defilement by kinky director Mike Adriano. The slender slut takes a huge, sphincter-stretching dildo up her ass and even eats a cupcake that's been shoved up her insatiable rectal passage! Gia submissively gags on the director's giant cock in a slobbery throat-fuck and rims Mike's bunghole. He plunders Gia's gaping, frosting-smeared hole with his thick dick and shoots cum into her open mouth.”



Scene Four: Trisha Parks, the sexy blond seen from the upper right corner wearing a pink and orange plaid skirt, was up next with Mike Adriano, the gal claiming to have done about 25 scenes to this point as she looked at the camera with her very beautiful eyes. This was to be her second anal scene, the tease beginning by her showing her artistic skills in silly fashion before she showed her very appealing hard body that included her heart shaped ass with her panties nestled deep inside the crack. He rimmed her, she blew him to the best of her admittedly limited abilities, and he porked her pucker, the young lady actively riding him in a few positions with some fine energy and enthusiasm. Oiled up and bent over, her ass looked amazing and it did not take long to milk his balls dry of semen, Mike glazing her face and mouth with his ejaculate. The company website described the scene like this: “Sassy, adorable Trisha Parks loves anal sex, and the all-natural, young blonde is eager to show her gaping talent to director Mike Adriano. Trisha reveals a perfect, round rump and strokes her meaty, bald pussy. Mike tongues her cute, winking anus, and Trisha reciprocates with a gagging blow job before taking the director's gigantic cock slowly inside her tender rectum. He pounds away until her sphincter is wrecked; she sucks dick ass-to-mouth. Satisfied, she slurps out his last drop of hot semen.”



Scene Five: Cali Carter, a fetching blond bombshell with brilliant eyes and a smoking hot ass, was up next as oral support for smaller Riley Reynolds who was going to take Mike Adriano’s cock in her ass. As it worked out, Riley joined in with giving some full service oral and doing so to the best of her ability except it was clear as she tried to throat Mike, and both her partners tried to push her limits too much, too soon, Riley dropping out of the scene without any mention as Cali took over to finish Mike off orally. This is the kind of scene that should be an extra or bonus scene, showing Mike trying to get the best possible scenes but not always making it, the strength of the other footage saving the rating from dropping even further though I initially considered the movie might make highly recommended but for this and the actual bonus scene failing to finish. In any case, Cali saved the scene by sucking Mike to completion in a sloppy hummer, I hope to see more of the attractive young lady in future scenes. The company website described the scene like this: “In this segment from a lost scene, stunning blondes Cali Carter and Riley Reynolds join forces to orally pleasure director Mike Adriano and his massive cock. The sultry, all-natural sluts kneel and deep-throat the director's throbbing shaft, coating it with slobber and drooling. They worship his balls in a nasty, eye-watering double blow job. Later, Cali takes over the wet cock slurping duties, gagging on Mike's member until he fills her open mouth with hot sperm.”



Bonus Scene: Kagney Lynn Karter, Gia Love, Mike Adriano: Kagney Lynn Karter, a beautiful blond with pretty eyes and a glorious ass, was up first in stretch pants and a revealing white crop top as cute Gia Love, a gal formerly known as Jasmine Delatori with a skinny frame but juicy boobs, provided oral support for Karter doing Mike Adriana. There was some great tease and the ladies played well together, both of them double teaming his cock with some hand to gland friction, nut nuzzling, and salad tossing as they slobbed his knob. Almost a half hour into the scene Gia started massaging Karter’s perfect pucker with fingers having already licked it, Mike slowly plowing the pucker while seemingly causing Karter some pain when the scene just cut out altogether, no wonder it was an extra rather than a full scene, though the same could be asked about “scene five” too, a disappointment except that there was great oral. The company website described the scene like this: “Slim, naturally busty Gia Love and big-assed, buxom blonde Kagney Linn Karter playfully tease director/ass freak Mike Adriano: Kagney twerks and spreads her hot, fleshy rump in the camera, and Gia masturbates her bald twat. Side-by-side the girls wink their pink anuses, and Mike tongues the cute, tight bungholes back-and-forth. Gia rims Kagney. Together the girls thoroughly deep-throat Mike's stiff prick, lap his nut sac and tickle his asshole with their tongues, slobbering streams till the spit splashes the camera. The scene climaxes with a short, intense butt fuck, Mike sodomizing Kagney as Gia licks her clit. With thick prick pumping her ass, the blonde bimbo wails and whimpers.” 28:48 minutes

Summary: Rectal Workout by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was a pretty solid selection of sex scenes without Mike’s usual refrain of “anal in every scene” since the title spells out what kind of action was included, though neither Cali Carter, Charley Chase, or Riley Reynolds did anal, the movie even telling the viewer that due to technical difficulties it was only “half a scene” (Riley bailed out so it became a BJ-only scene). As such, the overall quality of the action was strong enough to merit a rating of Recommended from me, fans of the individual ladies perhaps willing to adjust the specific rating as they see fit. For me, none of the ladies truly stood out this time, each doing a competent job of engaging in backdoor antics or oral support, making Rectal Workout worthy of checking out for the replay value and strokability when it is released later this month.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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