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Love, Sex & TV News

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/8/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Love, Sex & TV News

Adam & Eve

Genre: Feature

Director/Writer/Camera/Producer: Will Ryder


Cast: Carmen Caliente, Chad White, Capri Cavanni, Alec Knight, Janice Griffith, Seth Gamble, Sarah Vandella, Kurt Lockwood, Skin Diamond, Nick Manning

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Non sex or lesser sex roles: Frank Bukkwyd, Roy Karch, Jenna Marie, Josie Jagger, Karen Summer, Anya Ivy, Tod Hunter, Jack Vegas, Will Ryder, Lucky Starr, Kendall, Judas Morgan, Rick Garcia, Deanzy

Length: 120:27 minutes

Date of Production: 2015


Extras: The extras started with a 31:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, alternating between flubbed lines, kidding around, photoshoots, and sex footage. I thought it was one of the best BTS features I’ve seen of late, the next extra also appreciated being a 15:07 minutes of interviews with Will, Sarah, and Skin. There was then an 18:15 minute long bonus handjob-only scene from :Hands-On Experience between Abby Cross & Jack Vegas (no oral, no fucking, just a long handjob that was pretty sexy), a photogallery, some trailers, web info, and spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Love, Sex & TV News was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Will Ryder for Adam & Eve. Will’s long time collaborator Scott David was a producer, Will was joined on camera by Fliktor and Jake Jacobs while film and sound editing was by Beef Magnate. Scott was again the art director, helped with hair styling, and took care of wardrobe, the rest of the crew given small roles in cameos. The lighting was flat and even, the editing fairly smooth and polished, and the flesh tones accurate, a number of establishing shots of buildings and traffic making the movie look more realistic than most are these days, despite low budgets. The aaudio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital, some separation noted on the score of appropriate music, the vocals, including the voiceover work by Sarah, was crisp and easy to hear, appropriate ambient noises included to flesh out the effect.


Body of Review: Will Ryder has long been a porn icon in terms of his parodies, the man singlehandedly sparking a long last revolution in the industry with his works for companies such as Adam & Eve. His latest movie in for review is called Love, Sex & TV News, a feature original this time rather than a parody that stars lovely Sarah Vandella as a producer/reporter tasked with increasing ratings for a nightly newscast. Joining Sarah was Carmen Caliente, Skin Diamond, Janice Griffith, and Capri Cavanni as well as guys like Nick Manning in what I found to be a fun show to watch. The back cover described the movie like this: "Welcome to News 10 and the high stakes world of TV journalism. It used to be the number 1 rated station, but lately it's slipped down the ranks. Associate Producer Maggie (Sarah Vandella) is stuck in a rut and hasn't had sex in months, but with her boss breathing down her neck to get the station in shape will she be able to balance reviving her career while getting laid? All that changes when she goes undercover into the world of high paid escorts. Together with the horny Weather Girl (Carmen Caliente) and sexy Reporter (Janice Griffith), Sarah searches for the scoop of a lifetime, and the right guy to satisfy her hot and hungry pussy."

The company press release described the movie like this: “Adult film star Sarah Vandella has unfold her legs in a whole lot of intercourse films all the time bringing a scene to a thunderous climax however by no means earlier than had the prospect to play a personality that offered her with a respectable probability to win a greatest actress trophy. That all modifications with at this time’s Adam & Eve Pictures function launch of Love, Sex & TV News an unique comedy that dives deep contained in the bustling studios of a Los Angeles tv information station. With an all-star forged and AVN & XRCO Hall of Fame director Will Ryder at her aspect, the gorgeous New York blond with the beautiful face and ample breasts earned the lead position of stories producer Maggie McCormick and to say her appearing efficiency was one thing particular may be a little bit of an understatement. “I dare you to point out me a woman that turned in a greater efficiency this yr?” Ryder said as he ordered a Teriyaki hen dinner at a Los Angeles eatery. “This might be the most effective appearing efficiency of the yr male or feminine and she or he deserves an award nomination.” Sarah and the director mentioned the challenge intimately earlier than casting her and Ryder got here away satisfied he was making the right determination. “She’s actually fairly good,” Ryder remarked. “This was one of many nice experiences of my life,” Vandella states by way of phone. “I was so glad when I obtained the position as a result of the character Maggie is an actual individual with actual issues and goals and to play a profession-minded TV producer inside an unique comedy was an enormous problem however the script was so good I knew this is able to be a particular film.” Centered on the excessive-stakes world of TV journalism, the movie focuses on News 10 Los Angeles and it’s gifted and lovely producer. As the station’s scores start to slide, together with Maggie’s love life, she turns to the world of excessive paid escorts to get the inside track of a lifetime. But together with her boss respiration down her neck and her romantic life in shambles, will she have the ability to stability reviving her profession whereas getting laid?” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Carmen Caliente, a blond bundle of joy by any definition, was up first with Chad White, the gal portraying a slutty weathergirl at the news station. She wore a bright green, flower patterned bikini underwear outfit as she kissed the guy, his hands roaming around her body to include caressing her juicy ass and perky boobs. He savored her nipples briefly as her outfit flew off with ease, Chad gobbling her gash and ass as she spread her legs wide to accommodate him. Carmen sported a bald beaver this time, ome razor stubble noticed but that was about it, the gal enthusiastically slobbing his knob until his flaccid fellow became a turgid pecker worthy of her golden snatch. There was some POV camerawork shown here and her eye contact was splendid as she applied some hand to gland friction to his boner, Carmen throating him as her drool served to lube him up for the various vaginal penetrative positions. She nuzzled his nuts and before too long, she drained his dragon of sperm, Chad nutting his manly juices all over her crotch for Carmen to sample orally.


Scene Two: Capri Cavanni, a lean hotty build for speed over comfort, was up next with client Alec Knight as Sarah Vandella rubbed one out nearby while watching. They were in a bordello and sexy Capri, her pretty eyes as mesmerizing as ever, gave herself to Alec, the man peeling off her tight dress to reveal some classic lingerie that followed suit as she ground her ass into his growing bulge. Her thong was nestled deep inside her shapely ass crack, Alec massaging her before moving the g-string aside to lick her perfect pucker, Capri making those pouty noises of hers as Alec tongued her as a warm up on the brown couch. He then flipped her over to devour her snatch from the front, only a small spot of pubic hair remaining as she enjoyed his oral on her, Capri rewarding his attentiveness with a double handed meat beater as she blew him. There was the requisite POV oral but only a little, her eye contact well done as she inhaled his very modest member, Sarah rubbing herself as she watched them go at it even if Capri was a passive rider most of the time that she wasn’t on top of Alec. It ended when her bouncing milked his balls dry of semen, Alec busting a nut on Capri’s chest before she gave him some post coital head.



Scene Three: Janice Griffith, a cute blond with a tiny body, was up next in a skimpy black dress, the gal a student wanting to become a reporter as she flirted with Seth Gamble at the station when everyone was gone. They kissed and he pulled off his shirt to impress her, the gal reclining in the chair for him to lick her neatly trimmed cookie, only a modest patch of pubic hair down there as he teased her with a flickering tongue and some clit slapping. She responded by inhaling his modest erection to the bone, the music just stopping out of nowhere as he used her throat as a cock socket, her intense gaze in his eyes not just during the POV blowjob footage the director almost always adds. He then started porking her as she called him “daddy”, their age too close for that to work very well even if streaming suggestive dirty talk is always welcome. She was an active rider when she was on top of him and he plastered her crotch with his spew to end it, a brief burst of squirt from the gal serving as a prelude to his own pop shot, the gal actually gushing three times for those keeping track.



Scene Four: Sarah Vandella, the blond bombshell featured on the front cover's left side, was wearing a garish print nighty and up next in a large bed at the bordello with Kurt Lockwood, the guy hamming it up in an over the top role the entire show. Karen Summer had a terrific role as the madame in charge of the place who wanted to make sure Sarah could fuck so this was a trial run, the nighty coming off to reveal lacy pink and red bikini undies, Sarah’s glorious heart shaped ass spread wide as Kurt licked her ass and then crotch. She then reciprocated by sucking his fingers before easily throating his cock to the hilt, Sarah knowing how to rub his taint to arouse him, thankfully not needing to peg him to get a raging erection as she plied her oral skills on the aging mope. She did toss his salad as he whispered comments to her but this led to some vaginal positions where her hairy snatch and generous ass looked good in action. I wish the scene lasted a lot longer but feature porn sex is not the same as gonzo sex, her tight biscuit pushing him over the edge to pop all over her crotch.



Scene Five: Skin Diamond, the light skinned black gal featured on the right hand side of the cover, was up last as she plied news anchor Nick Manning with lies to ingratiate him to her scheme. They kissed at the station and their hands roamed freely on each other, her ass hanging out of her dress before they both stripped nake. Like a few of the other ladies, Skin had a small pubic patch above her otherwise bald beaver, Nick sampling her tits and twat before she revived his cock with her own oral skills. She was apassive rider in all positions except the cowgirl related work but gave some good head between then, Skin giving hand to gland friction and ultimately getting gobs of goo unleashed on her crotch by the end of the tryst.


Summary: Love, Sex & TV News by director Will Ryder for Adam & Eve was a great example to show just how talented an actress Sarah Vandella can be with the right material, the curvy blond also gifted sexually as shown in her spotlight scene as well as her smaller role masturbating in the second scene. Carmen Caliente was another fine example of the performances to expect, the hot blooded Latina as adorable as ever, the rest of the ladies providing some decent spank bank material as well to earn a respectable Recommended, the extras among the best I’ve seen of late for material related to the actual movie content. In short, Love, Sex & TV News was a great deal of fun, coherently put together on a small budget, and looked great so check it out, the primary audience for the show either couples or fans of the cast but it some broad appeal too.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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