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Hooker Looser Pimp


Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/9/15


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Category: Euro/All Sex

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Cast: Jessie Volt/Samantha Bentley/Lana Fever/Julie Skyhigh/Ian Scott/Jon Jon/Uncredited

Director: Nathan Blake

Extras: Trailers

Release Date: 9/16/2015

Runtime:120 Mins

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*Scene 1: (Part 1)

Jessie Volt/Samantha Bentley

The premiere scene in Nathan Blake's Hooker Looser Pimp kicks off almost immediately upon hitting the play button, starting as we see Samantha Bentley resting on a couch in an apartment as Jessie Volt approaches her shortly after the screen fades in. Both girls are dressed in classic black lingerie attire, Jessie being shirtless with white high heels and Samantha wearing a black bra that comes off faster than you can bat an eyelash upon the initial makeout sesh that fuels the upcoming events. Action is pretty solid right off the rip, with both girls having a full-on pussy feasting to begin, moving into some well-shot rimjob fun provided by Jessie before the girls finish up their short lesbianic affair and rest their heads. This segment only runs for around 12 minutes into the film, hardly having the run time that any actual scene should, so I'm not even going to call it that. Although it had it's parts, it doesn't even really give the viewer time to figure out if they like it or not, it just sort of ends. 

 

*Scene 1: (Part 2)

Lana Fever/Jessie Volt/Julie Skyhigh/Ian Scott

Anal Dildo, Anal Sex

In the second part of the scene Ian Scott makes a brief appearance playing the role of pimp, with Lana Fever approaching him at his desk and giving him a quick cock-suck that lasts mere moments before reverting to the outdoor setting where Jessie, Julie, and Lana are scouring the streets for a John. Jessie Volt and Julie Skyhigh are the showcased stars of the primary part of the scene, eventually finding a John who takes them to a nearby apartment to begin the festivities. The girls are dressed wonderfully in their exaggerated hooker apparel, but the low lighting somewhat hinders our viewing of the outfits even when they reach the apartment, where a blindfolded black man awaits them and the John simply sits off to the side and fondles himself. Jessie plays the more dominant role of the girls, poking and prodding at Julie's holes while talking dirty to her and eventually slamming her ass with a strap-on dildo. Eventually Julie parts ways onto the nearby chair, playing with herself while Jessie gives some abbreviated cocksucks to her co-star, before Julie steps back in for the anal. The action moves so quickly throughout the scene that it's sort of hard to describe, and it translates somewhat chaotically making the overall viewing just so-so when it probably could have been much better. The overt close-up viewings from the camera combined with the dark lighting does more bad for the scene than good, but there are still some solid moments nonetheless, just not nearly adding up to what it could have been. Things ultimately close out with Julie jerking her black stud to completion as Jessie lies under with her mouth awaiting the load, cuttin out the actual cumshot and fading shortly thereafter. This was the epitome of a disorganized scene if I've ever watched one; the way that the intro rolls into it, and Samantha Bentley just sort of disappears, mixed with the absent cumshot and weird camerwork had me thinking that the director may have bit off more than he could chew. Most importantly though, the sex was poorly captured and there were a ton of blurry views that made the viewing of this scene rather bleak. 

 

 

*Scene 2: 

Lana Fever/Ian Scott

Anal, ATM

 

Next up, we see Ian Scott return as the infuriated pimp who believes Lana Fever has stolen money from him. The scene sets up with Ian pulling Lana off of the street and taking him to his place for some roughing up, having some believably intense segments that lead into a fantastic anal fuck romp provided by Scott in the coming moments. The scene carries a great energy throughout it's course, with both stars staying in character quite well as Lana mixes intense sex with a convincing portrayal of being legitamately fearful at certain points in the scene. The middle stages showcase Lana giving some monster ATM cock-chugs to her co-star, before reverting to a spoon style buttfuck where Ian eventually tosses off his cocksauce onto Lana's stomach in the closing moments. Overall, this scene goes beyond tasteful in some ways, but even so it still manages to showcase a pretty solid anal sex scene whose fantasy element should definitely be kept in mind when watching. The performances were a little too convincing in some ways, but it still was the best overall scene of the bunch so far in the movie.

 

 

Scene 3: 

Lana Fever/Jessie Volt/Ian Scott/Jon Jon

Anal, ATM

The final scene in Nathan Blake's Hooker Looser Pimp (what's a looser anyways?!) sets up again rather oddly, showcasing Julie Skyhigh being left on the street as Jessie Volt and Lana Fever go to a bar with their pimp, played by Ian Scott. Jon Jon plays the bartender at the establishment, with action ultimately setting up with a double blowie given to the guys from Jessie and Lana in a side-by-side effort. Sex sets up with both of the girls hopping on their respective dongs via reverse cowgirl, carrying a good amount of energy that again features too many close-ups and atmospheric sex shots causing the overall viewing of it to be far less in comparison to what it actually is considering the top-notch talent showcased here. The anal sex runs for an abbreviated period of time, and the whole scene doesn't do justice at all to what's actually happening, having a lot of blurred shots and abrupt cuts that have me yanking my hair out rather than yanking my dick when watching this. It all comes to it's end with both of the guys dripping out some cocksnot over the girls faces in the final moments, closing out yet another scene that seemed like it all could have been a lot better with a little less ambition and a little more attention to detail. Jessie Volt is on the top of my list when it comes to female performers these days, but my problem with her scenes in this movie are not in performance, it's in the direction. I just thought this scene could have been filmed a lot better and it lost it's luster for those reasons. 

 

*Summary: 

Nathan Blake's Hooker Looser Pimp from Nathan Blake Productions (distributed by Pureplay Media) set up much like a feature, but the film seems to have no real plot or reason for existence, in turn just making the ongoing scenarios insanely confusing as they unravel. The cast is as solid as one could expect to see, but the low lighting and blurred camera shots make for quite an annoying viewing of it all, and although there are some solid moments I couldn't possibly recommend this one to readers. It seemed as though the director might have been trying to capture something more than a simple porn movie, but that doesn't change the fact that it all translates as something even more confusing than it's title, I mean what's a "looser" anyways? Or is the title pertaining to the pimp needing to get more loose? Like, because he's really tense?  Everything about this movie has me confused. Anyways, extras in the film include a grouping of trailers from the Nathan Blake cavalcade that round out my basis by which I'd simply suggest skipping this one altogether. I was on the fence initially, but every star in this film has done some pretty great stuff in the realm of gonzo porn and beyond, so I'd look for something else should you be a fan of any single one of them. This film tried way too hard...but seriously, will someone tell me what a looser is? Pleeeease?! Skip It. 


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