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Everybody Loves Lisa Ann

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/9/15

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Everybody Loves Lisa Ann

Zero Tolerance

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Genre: Compilation, Lisa Ann

Director: Varied By Scene


Cast: Lisa Ann, Sascha, Scott Nails, Carmella Bing, Ben English, James Deen, Mick Blue, Mikey Butders, Ann Marie Rios, Julia Ann, Chris Johnson, Marco Banderas, Isis Taylor, Dane Cross

Length: 352:37 minutes (188:37 minutes & 164:00 minutes)

Date of Production: 2015 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was a pop shot compilation and a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Everybody Loves Lisa Ann was presented in full frame and letterboxed widescreen as shot by the varied directors of Zero Tolerance. In almost all cases, the lighting was good and that helped enhance the resolution and color accuracy in the scenes, the camera work typically quite good as well with a solid helping of POV footage to boot. The aural components were pretty tame as the production was released with a monaural soundtrack but I could almost always hear the voices of the performers, even when they whispered, if I paid close enough attention in the 14 scenes.

Body of Review: Zero Tolerance has been a leader in gonzo entertainment for years thanks to a stable of talented directors like Mike Quasar, Nate Liquor, Miles Long, and Mick Blue though I have not had as much access to their works of late to say this statement still holds true. One of their latest compilation titles in for review this week is called Everybody Loves Lisa Ann, the curvy brunette bombshell featured on the front cover. Lisa became popular thanks in large part to the scores of ass fans out there, her hilarious portrayal of Sarah Palin putting her in renewed demand before she retired late last year. The compilation has 14 scenes and nothing new but with nearly six hours of Lisa Ann footage, you really can’t complain about the double disc set if you’re looking for a decent company overview of her work for them. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Wet Dreams Cum True 5: Lisa Ann, Sascha: Lisa Ann, another attractive brunette though with a nicely curved body, was dressed up in a modernized toga on the purple couch as she teased the camera with her ample assets. I'm not a fan of large implants but she was physically attractive to the point where I was looking at the whole package (the scratches on her left titty weren't all that hot though). Her fine ass in the air and strong legs attracted Sascha to join her and the rest of the scene was strictly by the numbers. They kissed, felt each other up, did some oral (both did; she was moderately skilled at it too), vaginally fucked (to her credit, she was one of the best rides of the show in cowgirl), and took the facial like a champion. In all, it was a good way to close the movie out but not enough to elevate the score any.


Scene Two: Fishnets 4: Lisa Ann, Scott Nails: Lisa Ann, an appealing brunette with a beautiful face and nice curves, was up first as she put on her fishnet stockings and thong in front of the window, eyeing the camera as though it were a partner of hers. Her itty bitty bikini enhanced her look and while the droning musical piece that played wasn't bad, it didn't help much as she carried on the established formula of the series. Still, she looked good here, even better than in her recent appearance in the Jules Jordan flick Black Owned and I was thankful that the music stopped when Scott Nails came into the picture to strip off her outfit and go to work on her body. Her oral was enthusiastic and playful, making it a joy to watch, it wasn't long enough for me but he got in some licking on her pussy too. They screwed in a standing position first as she demanded his cock inside her. When she was on top, she really rocked on his rod, pounding into him like crazy. After about 25 minutes, he jerked off to her face and she never flinched as she took his semen spray very nicely.


Scene Three: Double Decker Sandwich 8: Lisa Ann, Carmella Bing, Ben English: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette seen squatting on the front DVD cover, and Carmella Bing, the brunette beneath her on the cover, were up next as they made out on the puke green couch. Lisa has been successfully making a comeback this year, showing she still has what it takes to show up the flavor of the month types far too readily but Carmella seemed to like working with her a lot too. Their male partner was Ben English, a guy that Lisa has been at odds with of late (he was her agent) but the sexual tension was pretty solid here as the trio seemed to appreciate working with one another. Carmella started off the oral on his cock but Lisa provided a good hummer too, I just wish she stopped looking at the camera so much in the process. Hot lingerie aside, the ladies appealed to the mammary lover in me, but their active sexual skills were what kept me interested in their performances, from the oral to the vaginal riding. Like the other scenes, leaving on the lingerie enhanced the action for me as much as Carmella's doing anal will for some of you out there, with the strap on dildo action by Lisa a nice change of pace. Ben popped on their faces and it looked like he had refrained from sex for about a month given the size of his load, coating their faces more than usual.


Scene Four: Ass Cleavage 8: Lisa Ann, James Deen: Lisa Ann, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up in her reported first anal scene. Rather than use a guy with a huge schlong, she wisely picked the diminutive James Deen to work with so the anal pounding would feel about the same as her finger or a small toy. Her tease was superb though and I'm sure a lot of fans will be using it alone to satisfy themselves with the gifted 30-something gal well worth the effort it will take. I remember her from before she retired and if anything, she's looking fitter now then she did back then; marking this as another scene in her comeback that people will talk about for some time to come. He worked her ass with his tongue and hand before she blew him enthusiastically; showing some of the raw energy that fans always appreciate. Like Nicki before her, the skills she has acquired over the years were top notch and enhanced with a titty fuck before the penetrative sex began. The vaginal ride was clearly the most active position she engaged in here (and it was a fine ride) but she seemed to enjoy the more passive anal action too. Her respiration rate, flush skin, erect nipples and gleam of sweat all made it a winner to me. I've never been a fan of porn "firsts" and that was the case here too but she did provide another scene that I reckon I'll be watching for years to come (that being the operative word). The anal pop ended it as she eyed the camera hungrily.


Scene Five: POV Centerfolds 4: Lisa Ann, Mick Blue: Lisa is the gal found on the DVD cover. She has a nicely shaped body and her tits are big and luscious. She is the hot babe who starred in Momma Knows Best. The fun opens with Lisa looking hot as hell. She is wearing a see-thru teddy (not the one on the cover). Next she gets down on her knees and blows Mick's big cock. She sucks it slowly and looks quite good bobbing her head up and down. Afterwards sex comes into play. There are several great shots of Lisa's hot body. She looks great with her big tits bouncing like crazy. The scene ends with the pop shot on her stomach. (review by Rob Randell)


Scene Six: You’ve Got A Mother Thing Cumming 2: Lisa Ann, Mikey Butders: Lisa Ann, wearing a tiny pink satin thong that rode up her ass, was up next showing off her ass to director Mike Quasar, the man jokingly allowing the camera to linger on her ripe rump before introducing the fans to her face and tits, the twins holstered in an over the shoulder bolder holder. The playful banter and tease (she claimed to be 35 years old when it was shot, having returned again to porn) adding to the fun before she was paired up with Mikey Butders, the gal also mentioning her talent agency at the time and American Idol. Mikey devoured her ass as she bent over in front of him, the guy soon driving his turgid pecker into her wet pussy as she pushed back to meet his thrusts, his balls bouncing against her pussy in a pleasing (to her at least) fashion. They explored several more positions and did some more oral from there, Lisa kneeling in front of him to get all of his spooge tossed off onto her face, the liquid lunch appealing to her as a fine reward for services rendered.


Scene Seven: Girlvana 4: Lisa Ann, Ann Marie Rios: Lisa Ann (the brunette sitting on the middle of the cover), playing the MILF teacher that used her position to coerce her students to have sex with her, was up next as she singled out sweet Ann Marie Rios to become her latest conquest. These two gals are really well suited to work together and Ann was surprisingly aggressive here even though Lisa was in charge the whole time, some spanking on the teacher's desk with a ruler providing extra stroke value as Ann topped from the bottom (a very reddened bottom by the time they were finished). The extensive titty play and passionate kissing was another step forward in the movie's dynamic, certainly better than the similar scene on the first disc as this pair proved to be into each other a whole lot more. Ann wanted Lisa as much as Lisa wanted Ann, the younger gal nearly managing to turn the tables on her mentor. There were no toys and the face sitting gave me chills, both gals giving as well as they received throughout the heated little romp.


Scene Eight: Blow Me Sandwich 13: Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Chris Johnson: Lisa Ann, a busty brunette babe with lots of great curves, and equally voluptuous blond, Julia Ann, were up first on the second disc of the compilation kissing each other and getting frisky on the stairs. Their pink and black lingerie complimented them and they seemed quite into each other, Julia savoring Lisa’s bald beaver on the stairs before Lisa reciprocated. As good as they were together, they were then situated kneeling at the edge of a light blue couch to slob the knob of Chris Johnson, the man ordered to remain completely quiet as they applied some hand to gland friction to his turgid boner, the gals sharing him as they double teamed him actively in the BJ-only scene, their hungry mouths great at pleasuring him and nuzzling his nuts, throating the guy to drain his dragon of sperm as they worked him over delightfully well. They also maintained awesome eye contact with each other as they milked his balls dry of semen. Julia actually elicited his manly juices to cum swap with Lisa, their lengthy ending kiss as messy as you can figure.


Scene Nine: The Doll House 5: Lisa Ann, Mick Blue: Lisa Ann, the hot brunette featured on the front cover in sexy lingerie, was up first as she employed some dirty talk while she caressed her curvy body. Her black fishnet stockings enhanced her looks as did the way in which she fingered herself, the juices flowing as she walked around to find Mick Blue waiting for her. She nuzzled his stomach as she slowly undid his pants, the two kissing before she slobbed his knob with sweet aggression; wrapping her lips around the rod to engulf him totally. Lisa kept eye contact with him rather than perform for the camera, teasing him as she engaged in plenty of oral to make him hotter for her. Mick then went down on her, eating her out as she moaned lightly (and believably!) in pleasure. Lisa was an active vaginal ride and the resulting wad of genetic juice to her mouth was understandable, the lady tasting his seed with a smile on her face before the camera faded out. Yum!


Scene Ten: Golden Globes Big Titty MILFS: Lisa Ann, Marco Banderas: Lisa Ann, the busty brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last in a scene with Marco Banderas. She gyrated in her bra and thong while in the other bathroom, the same formula followed as she showed off her assets painfully slowly. Unlike the others though, she was completely naked when diddling herself, some added eye contact with the camera provided until she walked into the bedroom to smother Marco with her titties. They kissed and caressed, Marco deliberately allowing her to remain in charge of the action. Her blowjob was sweet and she assisted it with some hand to gland combat, rubbing his pecker on her tits until the titty fuck led to a short vaginal plowing that milked his first load onto her ass cheek. Lisa wasn't done with him yet though, mounting him on the bed to ride for a second pop shot, a few positions of moderately active riding leading to a titty pop.


Scene Eleven: Kittens & Cougars 2: Lisa Ann, Isis Taylor: Lisa Ann, the established professional of the movie, and perky young Isis Taylor, were up last in a lesbian scene focusing on young ladies with older gals having a great time together. They were nearly naked but for some skimpy lingerie, kissing and caressing each other by an indoor pool. Isis paid homage to Lisa by nibbling on her thighs, boobs, and pussy before Lisa showed her a few tricks of the trade while doing likewise, both of them offering delicious looking asses in the air as they continued working each other over with a degree of chemistry, Isis paying specially close attention to Lisa’s perfect pucker as she rimmed the babe.


Scene Twelve: Say Hi To Your Mother For Me: Lisa Ann, Dane Cross: Lisa Ann is sunning out by her pool when a young man comes scampering out to her looking for a family friend and Lisa complains about her hubby not appreciating her or giving her enough attention. She asks is he likes her gigantic tits and she stammers an incoherent yes. She then proceeds to get his cock out and to start sucking it. They do this a little on the chaise by the pool and then move inside for more privacy, fucking on a big couch. Lisa Ann looks great and acts nasty and the sex is energetic and exciting. Although standard sexual positions are here, it is hot and the guy cums into her open mouth and then she cleans the head of his wet cock. (review by Marine Hardcore)


Scene Thirteen: Mother Load: Lisa Ann, Scott Nails: Old favorite Lisa Ann displays some decent, snarky line readings as a housewife who has a new personal trainer over for some private weight training. When the guy (Scott Nails) starts to talk too much, she shuts him up with "How about I give you a blowjob and you can see what it feels like from someone who isn't wearing a retainer?" (Spoiler alert -- The answer is: Okay.) Lovely big-breasted Lisa goes for a ride, ripping open the crotch of her pantyhose. She returns for more mouth attention between positions. She ends up on her knees as the tattooed guy jacks it into her mouth. (review by Addison DeLick)


Scene Fourteen: Flying Solo 2: Lisa Ann: Lisa Ann, dressed in a skimpy but colorful purple metallic bikini that rode her rump, was up next in a solo scene that began with some tease in the house. She dropped her drawers and rubbed herself, retiring to the bed nearby where she deployed a cool looking purple toy from Evolved Novelties into her neatly trimmed snatch, a stream of dirty talk provided by the brunette booty babe.

Summary: Everybody Loves Lisa Ann, by the various director’s of Zero Tolerance fell short of their best compilations for me because a fair number of the scenes relied too heavily on Lisa’s outward appearance and previously released on compilation scenes rather than select scenes showing her at her best so I rated it as Rent It for the general audience and a “must have” for those into her that do not have the original source material. In short then, Everybody Loves Lisa Ann, should appeal to those who found Lisa Ann one of the premiere MILFs the industry had ever seen so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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