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Kelly Madison's World Famous Tits 9


Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/11/15


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Category: Big Tits

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Cast: Kelly Madison/Athena Pleasures/Rachel Love/Eve laurence/Ryan Madison/Uncredited

Director: Kelly Madison

Extras: BTS/Photo Galleries/Trailers

*Bonus scene: Brandy Talore, Kelly Madison, & ryan madison from Pornfidelity.com

Release Date: 12/22/2014

Runtime: 270 Mins

Click on the photo's above to watch the trailer for Kelly Madison's 'World Famous tits #9'!

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*Scenes 1-4: 

  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Paint Your Cum on Me)
  • Kelly Madison Solo (Christmas List or Lust?)
  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison  (Cum 4 Times!)
  • Kelly Madison/Athena Pleasures/Rachel Love/Ryan Madison (Naughty 900th!)


The premiere scene in Kelly Madison's 9th installment of her World Famous Tits series kicks off with a mini tease segment where we see our director fondling herself and using her monster juggs as a canvas in the midst of painting the room where the action takes place. Ultimately this is a short 10 minute fuck sesh between Kelly and her hubby Ryan, starting with a POV blowie from kelly, quickly moving into our featured starlet taking a cowgirl dick ride on her hubby as the camera lies at a fixed position in front of them. Action is fair, basing itself mainly around Kelly's chesticles and ending with a double cumload shot from Ryan over Kelly's breasts before rolling into the next segment, entitled "Christmas List or Lust?". The second segment is a 10 minute solo scene from Kelly, starting as she browses through a catalog and circles items that she's hoping for Kris Kringle to bring her on his sleigh. This is a quick little piece that features some dildo play from the big-breasted beauty, later moving into another fuck sesh between her and Ryan in a segment titled, 'Cum 4 Times!' This is probably one of the more eventful scenes in the first batch, featuring a few different positions in a mostly awkward style of filming that doesn't give the viewer too great of a look at the action, but still manages to have some solid stroke fodder considering it's short runtime. It all caps off with Ryan churning out a ridiculous 4 loads over his wife's tits,before she dittles her cooter in the outro before the screen fades. Next up we see Kelly and her big-titted troops having a funbag fiesta in 'Naughty 900th!', kicking off the scene with some quick tease before Ryan Madison joins the pussy parade and the vrew have their way with each other. Athena Pleasures and Rachel Love are Kelly & Ryan's counterparts in the scene, sharing their meat whistle while the others slurp cooters making for a flurry of big-titted fuck-fun that primarily features tit-fucking and girl/girl action before later moments feature Athena getting a doggie style dick ream from Ryan. After each of the girls get their fair share of dick, the scene caps off with Madison busting out a couple of loads to keep everyone happy before the screen fades into the fifth segment. A decent effort for the most part here in the first four scenes; some of the camerawork could have been better in my opinion but the quick moving action makes it less tedious to sit through, running for a total of about 1 hour and 20 minutes. 

 

*Scenes 5-8:

  • Kelly Madison (The Magic Box)
  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Bad Santa)
  • Kelly Madison/ Ryan Madison (New Years Wish)
  • Kelly Madison (Closet Fuckers)

The Magic Box is the title of the fifth scene, another quick solo effort from our director where she strips out of her teal lingerie number before slurping on her own tits and showing off for the camera in a fast paced tit-inspired tease set to the sounds of some porn-a-riffic dubstep beats. The tease moves into a quick masturbatory session from Kelly, featuring some dildo play in the middle stages as she pumps herself to a climax before the screen fades. The next segment is entitled Bad Santa, kicking off in laughable fashion as Ryan Madison plays the role of a giddy adult male in a onesie who's patiently awaiting Santa Claus' arrival. Kelly plays the part of Bad Santa here, barreling down the chimney and taunting her hubby before pulling off his onesie and sucking his slurpstick to prepare him for the upcoming events. The sex is mostly missionary, moving into the proverbial tit-fuck as it always should when Kelly is involved, before closing out with Ryan dripping the contents of his ballsack over Kelly's face and moving into the next part of the movie. The seventh segment is called New Years Wish and gives us a more candid look at Ryan and Kelly, haivng a pretty slow intro where Ryan holds the camera and Kelly talks to him while they toast a glass of wine, before she unsheaths his dick-sword and gulps down his dong in a POV blowie effort. The BJ shows little camera interaction and just sort of shows Kelly's head bobbing up and down on her co-stars knob, before rolling into a POV missionary fuck that again gives the viewer some poor angles throughout, unless you're into super close-up penetratino shots, that is. This part of the movie seems to go on forever, having a pretty drab feel to the sex, moving into a dream sequence after Kelly jacks off her stunt cock the first time, then featuring more sex before Ryan jerks himself to completion over his wife's tits in closing. The final part of this batch is called Closet Fuckers, beginning with a rock n' roll beat set in the background as Ryan films the entire thing with a tiny handheld. Sheesh. Action is mostly identical to the previous scene with a grainier picture, shot in POV with short breaks where Kelly jiggles her tits for the camera before moving back into the sex. The vibe is vouyeristic, but the action is just ok and ultimately caps off after about 30 minutes with Ryan splashing his dicksauce over Kelly's face and tits as she dittles herself to completion in the final moments. Overall, I though t that this part of the movie seemed relatively uneventful; maybe it's due to the lack of contrast in terms of talent but either way it wasn't anything to write home about. 

 

 

*Scenes 9-12: 

  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Sundown Stroking)
  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Finger Fuck My Wife!)
  • Kelly Madison/ Eve Laurence (An Eve With Kelly)
  • Kelly Madison/Monica Sweetheart (Valentine Vignette)

The beginning of the second disc and ninth scene of the film is a segment called Sundown Stroking,having another rather slow introduction that features our director in a white getup, before her hubby comes in and she welcomes him with a handy & titjob, mixed in with soem blow-j fun for added contrast. Things end up closing out with a cumshot to the tits of course, rolling into the next segment entitled, 'Finger Fuck My Wife'! Here we have much of thesame, with Kelly wearing a pink dress this time in the early moments before we get a POV viewing of a fingerfuck of all things. I think someone is running out of ideas. Anyways, this is as bad of a segment as one could expect overall, followed by a girl/girl effort that features Kelly with former pornstar Eve Laurence. This is another scene that bases itself more around eye candy than actual performance, running for around 10  minutes overall and being mostly uneventful. The last scene in this batch is titled Valentine Vignette, starting out with a montage from various valentine inspired scenes from Kelly before ending up as a solo sesh in the bathtub before reflecting back to those other scenes. This segment of the movie was again pretty weak, although Kelly can be fun to look at there just isn't enough performance in these to make them fully worth checking out. 

 

*Scenes 13-17:

  • Kelly Madison/Monica Sweetheart (Valentine Vignette Pt. 1)
  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Valentine Vignette Pt 2)
  • Kelly Madison/Uncredited (Valentine Vignette Pt 3)
  • Kelly Madison/Ryan Madison (Valentine Vignette Pt 4)
  • Kelly Madison/Uncredited/Ryan Madison (Valenitne Vignette Pt 5)

Next up is a girl/girl effort from a name I haven't heard in quite some time, Monica Sweetheart. Monica was a solid performer back in her hayday, but this scene is another chore to sit through in all honesty. It's loaded with hollow moans from Kelly and while it only goes on for a short time, i's starting to get annoying having to watch all these. I mean jesus. The next part is a POV blowie, again having no camera interaction from Kelly and mixing in a few titfucks before it caps off with a jizz spat to the chesticles. The viewing of the cumshot is terrible, then moving into a girl/girl effort where the scene is so old that the girl isn't even credited anywhere on the DVD. Her name actually escapes me at the moment, but she had a few moments in porn, none of which are featured on this DVD unfortunately. The scene reverts back to a sensual effort from ryan and Kelly, then going back ot the first notable moment on this second DVD which is a Kelly, her uncredtied galpal, and Ryan Madison closing out the film with a solid bangout. Overall, this second disc was treacherous to sit through; the action was terribly poor throughout most of it and the scenes were mostly old and just not great in any sense of the word. The movie closed out with a good one though, I hardly think it was enough to save it though. 

 

 

*Summary: 

Kelly Madison's World Famous Tits #9 from Kelly Madison Media features a boatload of tit-inspired action, some of it being rather forgettable and some being decent in this double disc 270 minute melee. The memorable moments were a little too few and far between for me to actually recommend this movie upon looking back, but if you're a fan of Kelly then you already know these are mostly small shorts that are probably meant to be watched with a little more reckless abandon than your typical porn movie. Extras feature a generous helping of material, from a 20 minute BTS segment to photo galleries, trailers, and even a bonus scene with big-titted former porn beauty Brandy Talore. Readers probably already know what to expect from this one, so I'll go ahead and deem it "rentable" should you see something you like in the context of this review. It's no amazing watch, but if you like Kelly you'll probably enjoy it in parts. Rent It.


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