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Jizz My Glasses


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/12/15


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Category: Blowjob/Facial/Gonzo

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Cast: Keisha Grey/Aidra Fox/Kalina Ryu/Kimberly Gates/Mia Rider/Saya Song/Teanna Trump/Vicki Chase/Jonni Darkko/Winston Burbank

Director: Jonni Darkko

Extras: BTS/Trailers

Release Date: 10/5/2015

Runtime: 4 Hrs 52 Mins

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Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Jonni Darkko's 'Jizz on my Glasses'!

 

*Scene 1:

Keisha Grey/Winston Burbank

 

The premiere scene in Jonni Darkko's Jizz My Glasses kicks off with a 5 minute tease from covergirl & porn beauty Keisha Grey that could have lasted 5 hours in all honesty, and I'd have still sat through the entire thing. Keisha's shirtless upon her entrance in the film, with black panties and heels that we see all too little of, eventually sliding on her glasses as she struts in front of an all white background before the music cuts and she prefaces the scene by telling us what's to come. Keisha's bright red lips and overall presence add volumes to the opening segment, moving forward as Darkko's cohort Winston Burbank steps into view for the mouth fucking fun. Things setup in typical fashion when Burbank's involved, starting with some slow and sensual sucks from Keisha that gradually gain steam as her lipstick smudges grow increasingly throughout the course of it all. Keisha's expressions drive the scene as it moves forward, tossing in a few titfucks for some added contrast moving into the latter stages where she uses his ballsack as leverage to measure the depths of her throat with his jizz nozzle. Things ultimately cap off with Winston blasting Keisha's face with a healthy load of cocksauce, giving us a POV and side angle view of the jizz-lacing before she slurps up the remnants and gives a beautiful smile into the camera. This was a nice opener to the movie; Keisha is fucking amazing and watching her in pretty much any porn movie is well worth the price of admission. 

 

*Scene 2: 

Teanna Trump/Winston Burbank/Jonni Darkko

Teanna Trump is next on the list for a jizz lacing, well known for her throating skills as she opens up the scene looking sensational in a bright colored mini skirt and pink glasses. The tease runs for around 5 minutes and is solid to say the very least, quickly moving into some masturbatory play with a hitachi that leads into the cocksucking festivities. Burbank plays the role of cocksuckee in the early moments as Teanna slurps and sucks his dong like she hasn't had a meal in weeks, creating mass amounts of cockslop as she goes balls out on Burbank's nozzle. Action is shot in mainly a POV view through the early stages, carrying a consistent energy from Teanna that makes this scene ridiculously good for it's entire 50 minute runtime. Teanna gets a mid-scene face blast from Burbank that then leads into the blowie with Darkko, capping off nicely with another solid jizz lacing to the kisser that holds true to the title by blanketing her pink glasses before she slurps up the spunk and the screen fades. Outstanding stuff here to be honest; Teanna is fucking beautiful and this was a really fun watch with a great vibe. Cool!

 

*Scene 3: 

Vicki Chase/Jonni Darkko/Winston Burbank

The always amazing Vicki Chase is next up, starting us off with a short 5 minute tease sequence as she's dressed in classic white lingerie get-up, leading into some filthy-mouthed dirty talk before engulfing Burbank's dong into her throat to initiate the action. Action has a gradual feel to it, with Vicki going sensual and soft on Burbank before driving him to what seems like literal insanity as she playfully uses his cock like a chewtoy and nearly swallows it whole. Darkko subs in at about 18 minutes into the scene, with the scene taking a turn for the [even] better as Vicki goes balls out on his dong, stuffing it into her throat like there's been a zombie apocalypse and Darkko's dick is the last source of food left on earth. Vicki's expressions and dirty talk drive the scene to being one the viewer's likely to go back and watch again, with her actions being the proverbial icing on the cake. Things close out with a simultaneous crossfire cumload sprayed by Darkko and his partner in crime, lacing Vicki's already spit-soaked face before she "tastes the fruits of her labor" to finish us off. Awesome. Great scene here overall; it's always a treat to watch Vicki, her energy seems to always be on-point and although I think the viewing of the cumshot could have been a little better I gotta give it an A for effort. Crossfire shots are pretty hit or miss when filmed in POV but always a nice contrast as opposed to the more typical finale. 

 

*Scene 4: 

Aidra Fox/Jonni Darkko

Aidra Fox is next up, dressed fantastically in what might be my favorite outfit of the film as she hypnotically stares into the lens before welcoming our director's dick onto set at about 3 minutes in. Aidra fondles Jonni's schlong while giving some mass amounts of dirty talk, bunching up his balls like silly putty before throttling him into her throat to set up the action. Sloppiness is excellent throughout the scene, taking a short break at midway point for some extra tease that allows Darkko to gather himself before moving forth with the knob-slobbing. The latter stages give us a side angle of Aidra, kicking her feet emphatically as Darkko fucks her face and draws up some tears from her eyes as she smiles with glee. The finale of the scene features Aidra being the prime recipient of a load of cocksauce to the face, covering her white glasses nicely before she blows a kiss to the home viewers and the screen fades. Good stuff. Aidra is so ridiculously good; she's doing big things right now and it's a pleasure to watch this girl do her thing. Cooool!

 

*Scene 5:

Saya Song/Jonni Darkko

The next scene sets up with a small scenario where super-cute porn newbie Saya Song is dressed casually in the opening moments while reading a book, before Darkko steps into the room and asks if she wants to play his favorite game. Saya is fully down to give it a go, with the screen soon fading into our featured starlet dressed in slutty schoolgirl attire to begin the tease. The tease is pretty short, rolling into Saya greasing up our director's schlong and stroking him silly to prepare for the throat fucking fun. Saya yanks on his balls and pumps him for an extended period of time to start, keeping it playful as she smiles adoringly into the camera much throughout this POV effort leading into the blowie. Saya keeps a solid energy throughout the scene, with action revolving around ballsucking for much of the time but mixing in the mandatory mouth mashing quite well to give it some added contrast. Things ultimately close out with the Saya recieving a generous helping of jizz to the face, closing as she slurps up the goods off of her glasses. Nice. Saya seems to be a solid performer in the few times that I''ve watched her so far and this was a nice scene to add to her resume. 

 

 

*Scene 6: 

Kimberly Gates/Winston Burbank

Kimberly Gates comes next, starting us off with another quick tease as she wears a tiny camo inspired skirt and coat over top of a bright green fishnet number with no panties. Kimberly yucks it up nicely in the opening moments, playing with her thick glasses while playfully swaying back and forth on the bed, before she takes a face-first dive onto Winston Burbank's dong. The blowie sets up in a POV and stays that way through most of the scene as Kimberly lets out some exaggerated cock-chokes in the midst of slurping up Winston's cock juices. Things ultimately reach their end with Winston busting out one of the lesser loads of the film, still managing to have nice coverage over Kimberly's glasses, fading out after Kimberly says she wants another load which I'm guessing she must've never got. Shucks. I wouldn't say this scene was particularly uneventful but there was definitely more drag to it than the others I've watched thus far. Kimberly's looks certainly helped it move along but I'd have like to see some more contrast. 

 

*Scene 7: 

Mia Rider/Jonni Darkko

Mia Rider meets our acquaintance next, with action setting in after a mere minute as she munches our director's ballsack before throating him to get the action underway. Mia gives out some hard gags upon her deepthroating efforts, blowing spit bubbles into the camera at various times, never letting up in her efforts to swallow her cock whole through the course of the scene while keeping a cute vibe that translates nicely as the scene moves forward. Camera angles give us a side angle at the midway point, with Mia staying attentive to Darkko's nuts while bouncing back and forth from his cock to his asshole, showing some of the most effortful deepthroats of the entire film as her eyes flow with tears while she roughly devours Jonni's cock. The final moments consist of some excessive rimjob fun from Mia, coaxing our director to fire off one of the bigget cumloads of the film before Mia plays with her reward for a few minutes to close out. Good stuff. I've seen all too little of Mia these days and scenes like this have me hoping that I'll see a lot more of her in the future.

 

*Scene 8: 

Kalina Ryu/Jonni Darkko

Sex

The final scene in Jonni Darkko's Jizz My Glasses begins as we see the always captivating Kalina Ryu, opening up the scene shirtless in red high heels, red panties, and red glasses to match the look. The tease sequence features Kalina fondling herself on a staircase while smiling at the home viewers, looking wonderful before the screen abruptly cuts into the blowjob at only 4 minutes in. Kalina goes balls-out on our director's jizz-nozzle right off the rip, hammering down his cock while giving some exaggerated throat chokes for added effect with her hair tied back for risk of hindering her efforts. Kalina absolutely slams Darkko's cock into her throat, taking short breaks as she gasps for air before a mid-scene hiatus showcases our featured starlet testing the limits of her pussy with a monstrous dildo, eventually moving forward as she decides to give Darkko a go at her. This is the first and only actual sex of the entire film, shot from a fixed angle that somewhat obstructs the viewing, but Kalina's energy and overall presence is so good. The final stages revert to some rough facefucking action, shot from a side angle that allows Kalina's deepthroating talents to shine wonderfully before the finale. Things ultimately close out after about 26 minutes, with Darkko blasting Kalina's face as she stuffs it with a giant black dildo simultaneously before the screen fades. Ace! Chalk another one up for Kalina Ryu; I absolutely love watching this girl. Her camera interaction and what she gives in her scenes is unmistakeably right up there with the best of them. Talk about a great pornstar, this girl is fucking amazing and just keeps getting better. Great scene. 

 

 

*Summary: 

Jonni Darkko's Jizz My Glasses from Evil Angel Video is top notch POV blowjob action at it's optimum level. The comprehensive viewing was as good as any BJ movie I've watched in recent memory, and the double disc 4 hour and 52 minute runtime make this a must-have for all fans of the genre. There were a couple scenes that eclipsed others but even so, there's nothing that dulls the overall viewing in any way. Tech specs were as good as imagined, with a clear-cut viewing of the deepthroating and cum-flurried fun and only a few moments that could have given us a better look at the action, but understandably so. The glasses themed blowjob idea is one that's been around for quite some time, but the bulk of a good porn movie comes from performance and this movie excelled on that level in my opinion. The blowjobs were solid, the girls were hot, and when you have that there's no going wrong. Extras on the DVD feature some BTS footage from a few of the girls in the film, included with a grouping of trailers to round it out. I'd give this one a high recommendation to fans of the genre, noting that Darkko is among the very best in it and has been for quite some time. Fans of his stuff are certainly to be pleasantly delighted with the amount of dick-slurping fun featured from the 8 hotties in this film. Don't miss it ya'll! COOL! Highly Recommended. 


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