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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 10/14/15

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Category: Gonzo




Cast: Luna Star/Kelsi Monroe /Kendra Lust/AJ Applegate/Ryan Conner/Chris Strokes/Jessy Jones/Xander Corvus

Director: Kevin Moore

Extras: BTS/Trailers

Release Date: 10/7/2015

Runtime: 3 Hrs


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*Scene 1: 

Luna Star/Chris Strokes

The premiere scene in Kevin Moore's Asstastic kicks off with a five minute tease sequence from porn beauty Luna Star, chock full of walkshots and ass shaking goodness as Luna struts her stuff outdoors while the sunlight adds the perfect shine to her already flawless body. Action sets in as Chris Strokes steps in, with Luna welcoming him by grinding her ass on his cock, soon taking a face-first dive to initiate the blowie. Luna keeps it sloppy right off the rip, turning around shortly afterwards as Chris returns the oral favor with some ass munches that evolve into a doggie style fuck to begin the sex. Early moments take place in the doorway, moving forward as Chris takes matters into his own hands and carries his co-star indoors where the rest of the scene transpires. Sex is solid throughout the scene, mixing in a flurry of mouth fucking fun from Luna to bridge the position changes and some nicely slopped up blow-j fun that's sure to keep the oral fans on their toes throughout this 33 minute barrage. Energy is solid throughout the scene, showcasing a few moments where Chris teases Luna's dirtbox with his tip before going back into her pussy and pummeling her while she eggs him on to go harder and harder. The finale fuck consists of Luna hanging her ass over the couch to give her co-star a better vantage point, as he oils her up and mashes her hole while her tits lie bounce perfectly in the background of the up close viewing. Things ultimately close with Strokes blasting Luna with a generous load of jizz straight to the kisser, as she gives him a few final sucks and blows a kiss to the fans at home before the screen fades. Good stuff. A solid scene to start off with here; the action had a consistently strong vibe and the energy was on-point. 



*Scene 2: 

Kendra Lust/Kelsi Monroe/Chris Strokes

Anal, ATM


Kendra Lust and Kelsi Monroe encapsulate our view to start the second scene in the film, looking sensational in this ass-inspired pre-scene tease sequence as they're dressed in tiny matching bright green outfits that leave nothing to the imagination. The tease is again loaded with the mandatory walkshots and ass-jiggling, with some hypnotic moments where the girls gaze into each others eyes and slurp tongues. The amount of tits and ass that surges through this intro segment is mesmerizing to say the least, as the music fades out at about 5 minutes in and the girls grope each other accordingly before Strokes steps in with his cock at full sail to show his appreciation. Kelsi and Kendra go straight to their knees upon his arrival, sharing kisses with each other in between burying his cock into their throats while Kendra adds in some tit-fucks for good merit. Sex sets in with Kelsi doing a full-on standing split, welcoming Chris' dong as he dunks it inside her pussy while Kendra sits off to the side and waits her turn. Sex runs through a stream of various positions as the scene progresses, with both girls getting their even share of Strokes' schlong while whoever's not getting fucked makes sure to find a way to make themselves useful. In total the scene runs for about an hour, managing to keep a mainly exciting feel that's certainly helped out by the amazing bodies on both of these girls, as well as attentive camerawork providing viewers with a nice look at the action. Anal sex sets in at the midway point or slightly thereafter, with Kelsi being the only one to take Chris' jizzwhistle into her anus for a somewhat brief period in the scene with some ATM cock-sucks added in as well. The final stages of the scene drag a little bit, having an abbreviated amount of action before Chris busts his balls over Kendra's face as she cradles Kelsi's ass in her hands. Overall this was a strong scene that might have been more memorable if it were cut down a little bit, but even so, watching Kendra and Kelsi is always a treat, and Strokes did his thing. 


*Scene 3: 

AJ Applegate/Jessy Jones

Anal, ATM

Blonde booty beauty AJ Applegate is next on the docket, beginning the scene with a classic cock-stiffening walkshot that perfectly segues into the tease sequence, lasting for a mere 3 and a half minutes as AJ prances around an outdoor setting in the bright sunshine while showing off her ass with some wonderful crease grabs and the like. Jessy Jones steps in in the coming moments, welcoming himself by groping AJ's perfectly puckered posterior before she unsheathes his schlong and has a feast to get the action underway. AJ slops up her stud well through the early moments, with camera angles giving us some good looks at the action that lie just aside to where a natural POV would be before the duo walk inside of the house to get the sex underway. Sex sets in with a more slow and sensual feel, featuring AJ being the recipient of a doggie style dick lunging from Jessy before she pops up to suck his cock and hops on for a cowgirl style dick ride. The sex early on translated rather poorly in my viewing of it, carrying a pretty slow moving and uneventful vibe through a lot of the early stages. Anal sets in smack dab in the middle of the scene, picking up the energy fairly well as Jessy plunges his dong in AJ's anus in a spoon style positioning. Sex bounces back and forth upon the scene's progression, tossing in a few ATM cock chugs from AJ before Jessy fires off some jizz over her face and the screen fades. Meh. I didn't love this one in all honesty, there were some exceedingly slow points within the sex and it just didn't have the push that it needed to be a really memorable scene. I didn't see very much to write home about here unfortunately.



*Scene 4: 

Ryan Conner/Xander Corvus

Anal, ATM


The final scene in Kevin Moore's Asstastic sets up as we see comeback starlet Ryan Conner, opening things with an ass inspired tease sesh that might just be the best introduction in the film, loaded with ass and tits as Ryan struts her stuff outdoors while wearing a tight pink pair of leggings and a tiny white bikini that's layered with a pink fishnet top. Early moments give way to Xaner Corvus stepping in, welcomed by Ryan with some generous knob-slobs mixed in with the mandatory tit-fucks that must take place whenever Ryan Conner is involved. Sex sets in with a doggie style dickdown from Corvus, making some attempts at being rough as he uses her fishnet top as leverage, yanking it over her mouth before Ryan thanks him by way of some throaty cocksucks. Anal sex begins with a reverse cowgirl fuck, continuing that way for an extended period of time before Ryan hops off Xander's nozzle and climbs back on for a standard cowgirl buttfuck. The scene progresses fairly well, with fewer position changes causing things to translate a little slower, ending as Xander jerks himself to completion and Ryan smiles while accepting the load. This scene sort of fell in line with the previous one; I thought it started off quite well but had some lag in the late stages that viewers are likely to skip through. 




Kevin Moore's Asstastic from Evil Angel Video started out quite nicely, with some great stuff wrapped into the first two scenes of the film, but there was some lag in the later moments that really brought down the overall value, making the comprehensive viewing a little less significant than most of what I've seen from Kevin in the recent past. Tech specs were strong, giving us a crisp viewing of the action with some noteworthy tease sequences offering up some added contrast, but overall I'd be remiss to say that the front-to-back viewing was anything near what I really expected from it. DVD extras include a BTS segment from the scenes featured, as well as a grouping of trailers to round it out. It's pains me to say that this one didn't really muster up what I thought it was capable of. I think fans of Kevin's movies are likely to be middle-of-the-road on it; the first half of the movie shines brightly but the later parts came up short. Rent It.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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