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Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition

Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/28/15

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Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition

Vince Vouyer Unleashed

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Genre: Compilation, Big Boob

Director: Vince Vouyer and Tim Von Swine


Cast: Noelle Easton, Mr. Pete, Gianna Michaels, Lana Peaches, Jon Dough, Aiden Starr, Marilyn Scott, Sean Michaels, Evanni Solei, Chris Strokes, Amy “Devin Valencia” Ried, Toni Ribas, Audrey “Adrianna” Jaymes, Vince Vouyer, Selena Castro, Olivia Blu

Length: 237:25 minutes

Date of Production: 10/1/2015 (compilation itself)

Extras: There was web access only.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition was presented in widescreen color as largely attributed to director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed. I believe Tim Von Swine shot at least one of the scenes too but for the most part, there was a wide variance in picture quality, the “Titty Sweat” scenes looking markedly better than the older material from Platinum X Pictures though most of the flesh tones were accurate. The older scenes showed more compression artifacts and seemed as though they were reformatted to widescreen but the picture definitely looked better on my computer screen when I was harvesting screen captures for this review than on my big screen television. There was also an intermittent company watermark on the lower right corner of the screen though it was not overly obvious. The aural portion of the show was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo using a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 KBPS audio bitrate, the vocals easily heard and the music not too intrusive where used.


Body of Review: Vince Vouyer was long held as a quality gonzo director, his willingness to push boundaries a little and provide some increasingly extreme sex acts in his movies duly noted on this website. Nowadays, his older works are released by Vince Vouyer Unleashed via a distribution deal with Jules Jordan, the latest compilation called Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition. Despite the title, this was NOT a compilation solely from the “Young Ripe Mellons” series so many big boob enthusiasts used to love so much as only three scenes came from it, but a broader compilation from other titles too, all listed below. Gianna Michaels and Noelle Easton were my favorites of the cast but in fairness to the other ladies, all of them had sizable tits, their bosoms as delicious looking now as they ever were when the ladies were still actively working. With nearly four hours of fuck for the buck, there was a lot to enjoy here but be forewarned, some of the scenes were edited from their previously released versions, some of that noted in their respective descriptions below. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Young Ripe Mellons 11: Noelle Easton, Mr. Pete: Noelle is amazingly cute young beauty. She's the fresh age of 18 and a sight to behold. She has several amazing features that include massive 38DD breasts, a curvy ass and a gorgeous face. She's a great all around looker. The scene opens with a tease montage. We get some great shots of her tits and ass (mostly her tits). Next Mr. Pete joins her on the bed while Vince interviews her. As they chat Mr. Pete fondles her tasty tits. As the dialog finishes they move into oral sex. Noelle looks nice as she sucks cock. She doesn't seem to put a lot of energy into the act but her massive tits jiggle and look damn hot. Plus her cute face is just nice to see with a cock in it. They also titty fuck. Next Pete tastes her box and proceeds to fuck her in missionary, reverse cowgirl, spoon, scissors, doggie and cowgirl. The action itself seems tamer than Pete's normal modus operandi. He works her at a decent pace and doesn't seem to get into as many major bouts of speed that I've used to seeing from him. Still the action remains pretty steamy. Sweet young Noelle and her 38DD's are a treat to watch in action. The scene ends with cum on chest. Overall I enjoyed this scene a lot. The action was tamer than I like but Noelle hotness kept me at "full" attention. (review by Rob Randell)


Scene Two: Just Another Whore 1: Gianna Michaels, Lana Peaches, Jon Dough: Lana Peaches a 21 year old redhead with a decidedly plainer face and body then Chase, began her scene in a white fishnet outfit while far cuter Gianna, a 20 year old dressed in a black negligee, played with her. Fans of all natural but large breasts will appreciate their chests and Gianna's ass was fine for those who enjoy thick but tight backsides. Their partner for the scene was another hairy guy, Jon Dough, and each gal took turns slobbing his knob while he played with them. They each brought a different set of skills to the mix but the end result was the same as they eventually milked his nuts dry. There was a lot of PTM (pussy to mouth) and PTOGM (cleaning off the cock after it was in the other gal) but the overall theme of the scene was somewhat more subdued most of the time. It was fun though and ended with the gals doing some cum swapping (Lana swallowed the load).


Scene Three: Titty Sweat 1: Aiden Starr, Marilyn Scott, Sean Michaels: Aiden Starr and Marilyn Scott, a couple of wanton women, were up last in a scene with Sean Michaels. Aiden was painting her house when the air conditioner broke, the resulting heat wave causing her to really sweat up a storm. The tease soon showed Marilyn lounging beside Aiden on the couch, the bleach blond soon assisting in the painting until they became too frisky to continue (getting as much paint on each other as on the walls). Sean showed up and was not impressed with their work, the ladies mysteriously all cleaned up while lounging by the pool as he started the project for them. The gals then approached him to see his cock, coercing him into having sex though admittedly not having to work too hard to do so. They grabbed his cock and started double teaming him orally, the gals then moving onto riding him aggressively as Aiden in particular showed her moves so vividly. There was taste testing and kissing here but the chemistry was actually pretty decent as the ladies went all out to service his needs. The vocals went a bit over the top at times but the cumswapped ending added to the fun, the ladies appearing to have appreciated all Sean had to offer.


Scene Four: Titty Sweat 2: Evanni Solei, Chris Strokes: Evanni Solei, a curvy black gal wearing an animal print dress, was up next in what was billed as her first scene on camera with a guy ever, doing both Vince Vouyer and Criss Strokes; one after the other. The initial portion of the scene had her giving Vince a POV blowjob (a sloppy, messy, nasty one too) before taking the pop to her kisser and chest. She was then cast with Criss out by the pool for her first full scene, the gal playing a diva as he sprayed a mixture of oil and water on her sleek form. There was then a tease montage and she ended up inside on her knees blowing Criss, aggressively inhaling his pecker, concentrating on his head as though she had done a lot of it previously. The slow and seductive manner in which she worked his pipe was weakened by the frequency of her looking directly at the camera, soon doing some passive vaginal penetration and titty fucking that drained him dry of population pudding, the nut gracing her face and chest once more. (Note: The compilation only included the second portion of the scene, skipping Vince’s part.)


Scene Five: Young Ripe Mellons 7: Amy “Devin Valencia” Ried, Toni Ribas: Devin is insanely cute. She starts off with a really hot pink bra and panties on. She's got a pierced belly and shakes her boobs a lot. She's also got sexy long legs that are displayed well. The sex starts with her getting fingered, which looks pretty good. This escalates to a BJ and tit fuck. This scene has great pacing that ends in a good pop. (review by “The Dude”)


Scene Six: Young Ripe Mellons 2: Audrey “Adrianna” Jaymes, Vince Vouyer: Adrianna, a busty black gal with an impressive rack to say the least, was up next in a pink mesh top, nothing underneath to obstruct the view of her bouncing bosoms as the tease showed the happy young lady using them to full effect. She then was sitting on a comfy green couch with Vince Vouyer, the man interviewing the 19 year old as they discussed how horny she was. Her top was lifted after he played with her tits extensively, some metallic pink shorts pulled aside to show off her bald beaver, the couple fucking vaginally in a number of positions before she slobbed his knob at all. He did not gobble her gash as I would have and the ending facial showed some of his seed falling to her breasts, her eye contact pretty good though she did not swallow or show any major chemistry with him.


Scene Seven: Titty Sweat 1: Selena Castro, Vince Vouyer: Selena Castro, a sexy brunette Latina with a great and sweaty rack, was up next in a very brief BJ-only scene with Vince Vouyer, the scenario having her knock as his door to use the phone before he invited her inside. Her nipples were poking through the blue tank top and she ended up needing to kill 30 minutes while waiting for her ride though the scene itself lasted about 6 minutes, the gal slobbing his knob aggressively and titty fucking him to completion as she drained his dragon of sperm, the milking of his balls until they were dry of semen showing she deserved a lot more attention.


Scene Eight: Breakin’ ‘Em In 19: Olivia Blu, Vince Vouyer: Brand new southern belle babe Olivia Blu opens up the next scene, again kicking things off as Vince helps the home viewers get to know her a little better. The pre-scene interview consists mainly of Olivia telling us about some of her personal sexual endeavors, along with informing us that this is her first week in porn. Action soon begins in a POV format, as director Vince Vouyer dives into Olivia's mouth dick-first for some blowjob fun. Things take a few moments to get going, but Vince's coaching methods certainly help this big-boobed newbie flourish in all of her glory for the viewer early on. Olivia later takes a full-on cowgirl dick ride to begin the sex, as our director continues perving on her as she pounces playfully. The sex continues through some standard positioning, having a couple of nice moments, but it tends to drag a bit throughout the middle to later stages. Olivia isn't much for talking, and honestly looks to be a bit disinterested in the sex at times, but the focus of the camera is often on her body parts rather than facial expressions to lessen the blow, so to speak. The scene caps off with a pretty uncomfortable facial spray from Vince, as Olivia perfects the deer in the headlights look before sharing in a post-sex convo with Vince. Meh, not a great scene. (review by Bobby Blake)

Summary: Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition by director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed was well worth a rating of Rent It for me, the simple fact that several of the scenes were in edited form from their original releases lowering the score though there was a lot of bountiful breasts in the lengthy compilation to appreciate so adjust the rating to suit your own beliefs. In short, Young Ripe Mellons: Breast Of Edition would have fared better if it clearly outlined where the scenes came from and mentioned how they had been trimmed for this one but at a lower the usual price point and a great deal of material with strokability and replay value, it was not half bad at all so check it out when it is released later this month.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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