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Anal Newbies 3

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 11/13/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Category: Gonzo/Anal





Cast: Aidra Fox/Brittany Shae/Aspen Ora/Mark Wood/Bill Bailey/Mr Pete

Director: LeWood

Extras: BTS/Trailers

Release Date: 11/11/2015

Runtime: 2 Hrs 45 Mins


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Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for LeWood's 'Anal Newbies #3'!


Audio/Video Levels: This is a web-based review for LeWood's Anal Newbies #3; The Evil Angel Website allows for 7 streaming options, the lowest being 160p, and the highest being 1080p. The website also allows a direct download of each individual scene, with the options again ranging from low/standard to 1080p HD should you choose to view it that way. The audio elements are very basic, and the Evil Angel watermark lies on the lower right hand corner of the screen being mostly unnoticeable to viewers. This review is based on the 1080p HD streaming video, showcasing LeWood's usual bag of tricks, with each scene opening up with a tease set to music, before rolling into a scenario shortly thereafter. Camerawork was solid, being uniform to LeWood's typical stylings, never shying away from giving the viewer an up-close glimpse of the action, with no noticeable distortion or inaudible moments in the audio portion. 


Scene 1:

Aidra Fox/Mark Wood

Anal, ATM


The premiere scene in LeWood's Anal Newbies #3 kicks off wonderfully with one of porn's latest and greatest in Aidra Fox, opening things up with a 6 minute tease as she's dressed in a blue one-piece swimsuit, knee high tube socks, and purple Chuck Taylor's to complete the look. One could certainly argue how applicable the term 'newbie' is for Aidra since this is her second full year in the business, but either way I'm sure fans aren't going to be complaining considering how well she rounds out this particular cast. Moving forward, Aidra struts her stuff well in the opening moments, fully stripping down and shaking her itty-bitties for the home viewers in an outdoor pool setting before playfully prancing over to our director to set up the action. Aidra's overall demeanor here is perfect, as Mark Wood taunts her from behind the camera before dragging her in the house butt naked on all fours and stuffing his dong down her throat while she looks up at him adoringly in the midst of it. Some hard face slaps from Wood flurry the early stages of the scene, with Aidra making her gravest efforts to swallow his cock in it's entirety while giving some well-exaggerated throat chokes in the process. Action is solid right off the rip, continuing that way throughout the scene as Mark continously tests her limits and Aidra welcomes it all with a smile. Sex eventually sets in with a missionary themed pussy plunge, gaining a great intensity before Mark tosses her up on the couch for a doggie style ass-blasting. Position switches occur seemingly at will throughout the scene, mostly bridged with Aidra slopping up Wood's jizzwhistle for some ATM inspired deepthroats. Aidra drives herself to some nicely intensified orgasms through the course of the scene, using her trusty pink Hitachi wand while Mark ruts her asshole, adding a nice punch to the overall complexion of everything. Things ultimately cap off with a close-up shot of Mark unloading the contents of his balls into Aidra's mouth, as she swallows up the goods whiel staying in character and saying, "I'm a big kid now". Lol. Great stuff here; Aidra gave us the VIP treatment that we're used to seeing from her and Mark did his thing as always. Good scene!


*Scene 2: 

Brittany Shae/Bill Bailey

Anal, ATM, Dildo DP


Brunette new porn cutie Brittany Shae is next on the list of Anal Newbies, looking sensational right off the rip in another poolside intro tease that showcases our featured starlet dressed in a pink and black two piece porn-inspired get-up, with tube socks and black heels to complete the look. Brittany's booty shorts play a large role in making these early moments shine, strutting her stuff and jiggling her perfect ass for the home viewers while some porno jams flood the background. The tease is a solid one, lasting upwards to six minutes as Brittany strips out of her clothes before blowing a kiss, rolling into the scenario that sets up with Brittany indoors working out, before getting a phone call from a friend. Brittany's friend tells her about a recent anal escapade she had, peaking her interest a bit so she decides to try and jam a few fingers up there before a dumbfounded Bill Bailey steps into the room. Bill's playing the role of Brittany's boyfriend, eventually coming to terms with his co-stars anal venture, helping her out as he takes a face-first dive into her anus to get the ball rolling. Brittany gives thanks by jamming Bill's dong down her throat, picking things up decently in a pretty slow-moving intro segment. Sex sets in with a doggie style dick-dunking from Bailey, as Brittany simultaneously plugs her fudge tunnel with a dildo while he gradually thrusts her 1-hole. There's a fair amount of action here, but Brittany's moans and groans tend to sound a little robotic, gradually getting better as it all goes on but having a ton of downtime before the anal ever sets in. It finally does when Brittany hops on Bill's nozzle for a slow-moving cowgirl dick-ride, gaining a better intensity as it goes on and running through much of the standard positioning through the course of the scene's 45 minute runtime. Bailey's hard slaps at Brittany's face and dominant behavior seem to have a believably nice effect on Brittany's enjoyment as things unravel, making up for some of it's shortcomings in small doses. Things ultimately end with Bill dropping a load of cocksauce over Brittany's gorgeous face, as she slurps up the remnants and thanks him for his efforts. There was a lot of up and down in this scene that made it all a little less effective than I thought it could have been; Brittany's certainly a babe and has all the pieces to become a future star but I think this scene didn't pack the punch that it needed to be called great. 



*Scene 3: 

Aspen Ora/Mr Pete

Anal, ATM

Tall and slender brunette super-cutie Aspen Ora encapsulates our view for the third scene in the film, opening things up with a seemingly timid tease sequence as she nibbles at her finger various times throughout the intro while swaying to the sounds of some cheese-ariffic porno jams. Aspen's dressed in a blue fishnet number that perfectly accentuates her lean body, stripping out of it briefly before our director gawks at her from behind the camera and she teases a little more. Aspen's beauty is enough to put any able-bodied male into a state of masturbatory trance, eventually showing off her holes for the camera before a fully-clothed Mr Pete steps in to take matters into his own hands. Pete pokes and prods at her holes to set up the action, driving Aspen to what looks to be right on the cusp of an orgasm, as she returns the favor by letting Pete throttle her cakehole while she stares up at him longingly. The blowie translates pretty well here in spots, moving into a pussy-lapping from Pete that sets up a missionary style pussy thrashing to kick off the sex. Action starts relatively slow but picks up pretty well, starting in on the buttsex at about 20 minutes in, as Aspen dittles her cooter while her co-star pounds her anus. There's again a lot of breaks and cuts in the action that tend to drive down the scene's appeal, but there's still some solid fucking wrapped into it, finishing off as Pete paints her noggin with jizz before she stares into the camera and slurps it off with her finger. Overall, this was another scene that I could take or leave, but Aspen's so easy on the eyes that I think fans that have yet to see her are likely to enjoy it. Especially since it looks to be only the second anal scene to her credit. 


*Scene 4: 

Trisha Parks/Mark Wood

Anal, ATM

The final scene in LeWood's Anal Newbies #3 features a personal favorite in the new crop of porn girls for yours truly, Trisha Parks. Trisha has an amazing look and the sky's definitely the limit for this hottie, but I digress. The scene opens up with another quick tease sequence where Trisha struts her stuff in an outdoor setting, dressed to the nines in a tiny pair of sporty light-blue shorts, knee high tube socks, and black heels to complete the look. Trisha strips out of her clothes through the first 6 minutes of the scene, looking absolutely incredible through the course of it as she dittles herself for the home viewers before blowing us a kiss to wrap it up. *sigh* The scenario sets up as we see Trisha playing with herself in the bathroom, eventually catching Mark Wood red-handed, spying on her and playing with himself. The upcoming moments showcase our co-director in all of his awkward glory as he tries to slither his way out of the predicament that he's gotten himself into, with Trisha playing the perfect yin to his yang. She eventually admits that she was prepping her asshole for a future buttfuck with her boyfriend, later asking Mr. Wood if he'd be so kind as to help her get ready for it. Classic. Some assplay gets the ball rolling, with Mark creepily testing Trisha's limits with some anal beads and the like before he unsheathes his jizz-nozzle and she takes a face-first dive onto it. The blowie is solid to open up the action, as Trisha stares up at her co-star with her big beautiful eyes while he pummels her cakehole, setting up an introductory doggie style fuck to get the sex underway while her buttplug stays lodged in her asshole. Anal sex begins at around the 20 minute mark, with Mark pulling out Trisha's buttplug and stuffing it into her mouth, ultimately taking a missionary style plunge into her butthole while she dittles her cooter and moans in acceptance. Sex is strong from the get-go, progressing well as Trisha shows off her gaper for the home viewers in the short moments where Mark takes a break from blasting her asshole. The scene's loaded with solid sex through it's entire 44 minute runtime, ending as Wood drains his balls over Trisha's mouth and she slurps up the goods before the screen fades. Nice. A solid scene here that certainly serves as a personal favorite for me personally. Trisha seems to have an undefinable quality that makes me think she could really be big in the future, and I think this scene serves as a testament to that. Solid, grade-A buttfuckin' fun. Coool!



LeWood's Anal Newbies 3 from Evil Angel Video features a solid cast of new girls, with a rather shaky front-to-back viewing that's well stabilized by a strong first and last scene. The opener with Aidra is likely to be the fan favorite, but Trisha gave her a run for her money with a strong closer that's sure to serve as a memorable part of the DVD. Tech specs were noticeably strong as well, giving the viewer all that they need to fully enjoy the film, with an extras menu that's rounded out with a BTS segment from each of the featured scenes as well as some trailers from the LeWood crew to round it out. I'd certainly give this one a solid recommendation for those who appreciate a solid tease & fuck anal gonzo flick, noting some of the scenes were better than others, but all are definitely worth giving a look. So check it out if you see something you like. Recommended. 


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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