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Hot Inked Bitches


Studio: Girlfriends Films » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 11/18/15


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Category: Gonzo/Tattoos

Studio:

Cast: Britney Amber/Kleio Valentien/Lolly Ink/Natalie Heart/Sarah Jessie/Uncredited

Director: Ralph Long

Extras: None

Release Date: 7/17/2015

Runtime: 128 Mins

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*Audio/Video Levels: Ralph Long's Hot Inked Bitches from Spizoo.com was enhanced for widescreen viewing, showcasing a pretty standard style of POV gonzo sex, with most scenes including a tease to open up. The viewing was fairly crisp and clear, noting that the web version of these scenes is much clearer than the resolution on the DVD. The tease intros were accompanied by some music, and the picture had no company watermark or logo on the screen at any time. All of the audio in the film translated well with no recognized distortion or inaudible moments. 

 

*Condoms used in scenes 1, 2, & 5* 

Scene 1:

Britney Amber

The premiere scene in Ralph Long's Hot Inked Bitches from Spizoo.com kicks off as we see blonde beauty Britney Amber, who sort of fits the bill for the film I suppose, with one tattoo in her lower pelvic region. Britney plays an unclear role of either stripper or escort, opening the scene as we see her knocking on the door and wishing "John" a happy birthday before quickly going into the bathroom to get into her porn apparel. The scene's shot almost entirely in a POV formatting, attempting to place the viewer in the driver's seat and having a bit of a fetish-inspired theme in the intro as we get the full viewing of Britney changing into her outfit before she comes back into the room to get the ball rolling. Action sets in with some tease from Britney, ultimately moving forward with some solid blow-j action that leads into the scenes first jizzload being delivered by way of a facial. Things then moving quickly into the sex shortly thereafter, setting in after Britney pulls out a condom and sheathes it over her stunt cock, starting with a doggie style dick-lunging given to Britney and moving through a few different position switches through the course of the scene. Camerawork is fair at best when the sex begins, having a ton of poor shots that give the viewer no real aspect of the action, mainly based on excessively close POV angles and having a tough time getting all of Britney's body into view at any given time. The latter stages throw in a fixed angle fucking, capturing a decent bangout in the coming moments before Britney gets some final cum drippings and slurps up the goods as the screen fades. Meh. Overall, this was a mid-level scene at best; it's understandable that true POV scenes aren't going to contain the best shots, but there was a lot of downtime here, and it just never gives the person watching a good aspect of the action. It may have been great for the performers, but the viewer gets the short end of the stick here for sure. 

 

 

*Scene 2: 

Kleio Valentien

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Kleio Valentien is the next 'Hot Inked Bitch' on the docket, actually she's technically the first, but either way the scene starts off nicely, with Kleio looking beautiful as always, dressed fantastically in a pair of leather pants, a tiny black and white colored top, black high heels and a biker glove over her left hand to complete the look. The early moments consist of a quick tease that tries a little too hard in all honesty in terms of editing and camerawork; the viewing has a bit of a vignette feel to it, the edits are highly unnecessary, and the excessive close-up body shots of Kleio's body unfortunately make things translate a little less appealingly than if we could just see her do her thing. The tease finishes off with Kleio approaching us, telling us to fuck all of her holes, and of course, we oblige. The POV blowie is pretty solid, giving us a nice viewing of our featured starlet going to town on her stunt cock before she strips what's left of her clothing off and dittles herself in preparation for the penis plunging. Sex sets in with Kleio taking the brunt end of our cameraman's condom covered cock in a missionary themed fuck, with the camera pulling away at times to capture a better view of her reactions, but still containing a lot of close-up penetration shots even so. Things do have a much better feel in this scene from a viewer's standpoint though, with many positions being bridged by Kleio taking a face-first dive on the cock, moving into the anal early on and staying that way throughout much of the scene. Things eventually cap off with Kleio getting her face slathered with cocksauce in the closing moments, giving us a slo-mo view of the same angle in the final moments before rolling into the next scene. Overall, I don't think this scene was nearly as good as it could have been in terms of the viewing, but still, Kleio's always a fun watch and she manages to shine in pretty much everything she does. 

 

 

*Scene 3: 

Lolly Ink

 

Gorgeous MILF-a-licious hottie Lolly Ink is next up, opening up the scene with another tease that's presented much like the last one, as she lies on a bed and strips out of her clothes through the first 3 minutes before some dirty talk leads us into the pre-sex blowie. The blowjob is pretty solid, with Lolly giving somewhat of a cock-worshiping dicksuck to her stunt dong as we get a POV view of it, playfully making some solid efforts to take it deep before bending over on the bed for a doggie style dick-dunking to open up the sex. This is the first scene featured on the DVD that doesn't contain the use of a condom, gaining steam a bit once the camera is set at a fixed angle and moving into a missionary fuck shortly thereafter. Lolly lets out some hollow moans through the course of the scene, again showcasing more hindered POV viewings of the sex as it unfolds, ending after two position changes as our cameraman dumps his jizz over her tits to close out the scene. This was another scene that I could take or leave; Lolly is usually a good watch but I thought the best parts of it were the fixed angles where the viewer got a better perspective of what was happening. But all in all it wasn't particularly great. 

 

 

*Scene 4: 

Natalie Heart

Natalie Heart encapsulates our view for the next scene, kicking it off with a literal striptease, as she works the pole while some dubstep-esque beats play in the background. Natalie looks sensational immediately upon the opening moments, dressed in gold booty shorts, a tiny black top and open-toed black heels to complete the look. After the tease she approaches the camera, offering to make us feel more welcomed by offering up a lapdance that quickly evolves as she unsheathes her stunt cock and we get a POV viewing of the opening blow-j. Natalie slops up her cock well in the coming moments, slurping and slobbing his knob for an extended period of time before stripping out of her clothes and taking a doggie style dickdown over the chair. The sex has some pretty fair moments, most of them again being when the viewer gets a side angle with the low-lit set doing no favors for the overall viewing. The only sexual position featured is doggie style, with the scene ultimately capping off as Natalie gets a jizz-dump to the face before the camera gets an obnoxious close-up shot of her face and the screen fades. A fair effort here at best; Natalie seemed to have the energy to go the extra mile but this scene just sort of lied dormant and was mostly a carbon copy of the rest of the movie. 

 

 

*Scene 5: 

Sarah Jessie

 

The final scene in Ralph Long's Hot Inked Bitches opens up as we see porn goddess Sarah Jessie in all of her glory, with an introductory segment that easily tramples every other one in the movie. Early moments show Sarah working the pole in another stripclub setting, before we get a short interview sequence where she talks about the wildest thing she's ever done at a club. The scene features the encounter that Sarah explains in the intro, with director Ralph Long making his first on-camera appearance in the film. Ralph walks into the club with a pal, and after Sarah yells at him for having a camera Ralph explains that he's a first timer and he has a lot of money to spend. After Sarah agrees to let him film, Ralph jets and she gives his friend a private lapdance that leads into the blowjob that we get a POV shot of. Sarah works her cock well, mixing in some titfucks for added contrast while generously complementing his cock size in the process. Sarah gives some of the best cock chokes in the film, throttling his dong with her throat before fully stripping out of her gear and hopping onto his lap for some cowgirl dick ridin' to initiate the sex. Action is pretty solid through the course of the scene, still having the typically obstructed POV shots early on but Sarah makes it much easier to swallow with a solid performance. The concluding moments give us a solid look at a doggie style fuck, finally coming out of the POV formatting as Sarah drops to her knees and slurps up the contents of his balls to close. Cool! Overall, I'd have to say that this scene is the best of the bunch. The sex was solid, Sarah looked incredible as always, and although it wasn't exactly a rip-roaring effort there was still some strong stuff here. 

 

 

*Summary: 

Ralph Long's Hot Inked Bitches from Spizoo.com, distributed by Girlfriends Films was loaded with the possibility of being much stronger than it was, opening with one of the few duds I've seen from Britney Amber in recent memory and closing with Sarah Jessie in what I'd certainly consider to be the best segment of the movie. Some of the POV shots seemed a little lazy at times, not giving the viewer a great aspect of what's happening, in turn diminishing the overall vibe of it all for the person watching. I'm never one to shy director's away from adding something that's a little more creative into their movies, but some of the tease/intro sequences tried a little too hard in that respect and again sort of deadened the overall feel. Nonetheless, effort should always be respected and there was certainly one made to distinguish these scenes from what most would consider the norm in terms of POV gonzo. Extras are null and void on the DVD, rounding out the basis by which I'd be much more comfortable in telling you to check out these scenes on the Spizoo website if you see something you like. On the website you'll get a much clearer resolution and all of the scenes are supported with a full photo gallery. However, if you are one of the few "DVD only" people left on the planet, then I'd suggest simply renting this one. Rent It. 


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