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Ultimate Brunettes

Studio: ArchAngel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/20/15

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


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Ultimate Brunettes

Arch Angel/Girlfriends Films

Genre: Brunettes

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Director: Mimefreak


Cast: Remy LaCroix, Cassidy Klein, Chris Strokes, Riley Reid, Mick Blue, Kendra Lust, Ryan Driller, Romi Rain, Manuel Ferrara

Length: 140:27 minutes

Date of Production: 4/1/2015 to 10/8/2015


Extras: The best extra was the 8:11 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that amounted to a series of interviews with a few cast members such as Romi Rain, Riley Reid, Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue. There was also a 4:29 minute long pop shot recap and photogallery though neither did much for me.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ultimate Brunettes was captured in anamorphic widescreen by director Mimefreak for Arch Angel. The lighting was plentiful and the resulting resolution was strong, a great deal more detail observed when watched on the large television than when garnering screen captures. The editing was generally well done too, the camera movement not always framing each scene or portion of each scene perfectly but certainly capturing the essence of the action to convey the chemistry of the performers. There was no company watermark and the video bit rate was decent, my viewing on a large screen television revealing a very modest number of compression artifacts. The aural components in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo were fairly basic, not in a bad way mind you but basic, the limited amount of talking and ambient noises blended in with the uncredited musical scoring that fit the action.


Body of Review: Mimefreak is a popular director working at Arch Angel the man up for numerous awards this year. His latest movie in for review is called Ultimate Brunettes, a set of four scenes of hardcore action focusing on brunette ladies doing men with a great deal of enthusiasm and energy. This spinoff title varied in more than just hair color though, fans of interracial sex will find that the guys were all white here but high quality with men like Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue leading the charge. A quick comparison to the previous title showed this one also had some great care put into casting truly top notch ladies as well, Romi Rain always welcome in any capacity as far as I’m concerned, Kendra Lust looking fabulous, playful Cassidy Klein and booty babe Remy LaCroix teaming up, and who doesn’t adore Riley Reid these days? Still, the movie had one less scene and was considerably shorter, even the BTS truncated so I went in with an open mind, not an empty head.

The company website described the movie like this: “Ultimate Brunettes is Arch Angel's masterpiece of some of the hottest dark haired babes showcasing their amazing bodies and opening them up to the biggest cocks around. These slutty brunettes will ride and suck you off until they drain every last drop you have to offer. Who says blondes have the most fun?!!” The company press release then said: “Do brunettes have more fun and do it better? ArchAngel found some of the hottest brunettes around to test that theory. They found that they were capable of taking on well-hung men, and they’re bad girls in and out of the bedroom. “Ultimate Brunettes” stars a bevy of insatiable dark-haired babes, including DVD cover girl Romi Rain, Riley Reid, Remy LaCroix, and Cassidy Klein, along with ArchAngel Contract Star Kendra Lust. Streeting this Friday, “Ultimate Brunettes” is directed by the infamous MimeFreak and will definitely make you a fan of brunettes, if you aren’t already one. “When we say ‘Ultimate Brunettes’, we’re not kidding,” General Manager and Director MimeFreak. “We found some of the hottest brunettes in the biz, and every single one of them turned out an excellent scene. The fans are going to love the three-way scene with Remy and Cassidy.” “We’ve done blondes and now brunettes,” says ArchAngel Owner Gabriel Guzman. “The fans are really enjoying that we’re showcasing girls like this. I’m sure this DVD will be one of our bestselling titles this year.”” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:



Scene One: Remy LaCroix, a sexy booty babe once under contract to the company, and rising starlet Cassidy Klein, were up first with Chris Strokes, the format of the scenes established to first interview the ladies, then give them a short tease before the sexual acts started. Remy had a red dress and Cassidy wore a white dress as they sat on padded chairs as every vehicle known to man seemed to drive or fly by while they poured out, the interview questions a bit stilted but the ladies rolling with the punches as it were. I thought it was curious that their names were spelled incorrectly on the menus page and in the credits but the QC seemed otherwise occupied at polishing up the sex footage so I won’t fuss much. The scene began with the lingerie clad ladies in a basic bed wearing lingerie, their ass cheeks prominent as they kissed and caressed one another, some whispered comments guiding each to please the other better. As the scene progressed, they peeled off their bikini undies and became friskier, Remy’s delicious ass looking as amazing as ever when she climbed on top of Cassidy and spread her legs, Cassidy doing likewise to showcase her own frame in juicy manner. Chris came in to join them with his turgid erection banging Cassidy’s pussy as he and Remy spanked the young starlet, both ladies maintaining a sense of playfulness throughout the scene that helped make the action standout for replay value. Remy slobbed his knob first to clean off Cassidy’s juices but Cassidy joined in too, some nut nuzzling and hand to gland friction included as things progressed and Remy mounted his face for him to gobble her gash. The ladies actively rode his boner in a myriad of positions, offering taste testing on a regular basis as the gals shared his cock and face, some rimming helping too as they sought to drain his dragon of sperm, Chris plastering Remy’s crotch and torso for Cassidy to lick clean & cum swap as the camera faded away from the chemistry filled scene.



Scene Two: Riley Reid, an adorable young lady with brilliant eyes and a huge smile, was up next as she was interviewed in the house for a few minutes, the cutie also extolling the many virtues of brunettes over other women. This was done a bit tongue in cheek as she played with her hair, the tease sequence more like what viewers are used to (chick stripping to music) showing her in skimpy flowered bikini undies before engaging sexually with Mick Blue. Riley gyrated her ass a lot, the perky posterior making up in action what it lacked in pure quantity, her labia slowly engulfing the panties as she booty dropped and gave the camera good eye contact. She was back in her pink dress when Mick joined her on the comfy black couch, their hands groping each other aggressively as they kissed and rolled around a bit. Mick positioned her with her head down and ass up in the air for him to orally savor, Riley pouring on the performance skill to show she enjoyed his ministrations a lot as her panties were left partially down her legs. Her neatly trimmed snatch soon wrapped around Mick’s raging boner, Riley spreading her labia as she streamed dirty talk, the gal getting loud as he pushed deeper and deeper into her. Riley then sucked him clean before throwing off her shoes to “bounce her ass on that cock”, the scene remaining vaginal though she did started fingering her perfect pucker as she impaled herself on his rod. The rest of the energy filled scene included some enthusiastic nut nuzzling and salad tossing and she applied some hand to gland friction, Mick tonguing her ass as well as she continued to provide good eye contact and dirty talk. Mick then fucked her face hard as her drool ran down her face, Riley not missing a beat as she worked him into a lather, Mick diving back in her pussy until she milked his balls dry of semen, Mick roughing her up a little before going back down on her and then delivering the goods directly into her mouth where she squeezed his cock to get “every last drop” in her mouth to swallow.



Scene Three: Kendra Lust, a curvy brunette adored far and wide, was up next with Ryan Driller, not a common name found in gonzo porn (he tends to work in vignettes and features much more). Kendra sat in a large black chair wearing a pink dress, her willingness to trash blondes in favor of brunette superiority fairly limited compared to the younger ladies in the first few scenes. The music infused tease showed her wonderful body in stylish pink bikini undies for an all too brief tease, the lean hardbody showing her polished moves as her glorious, heart shaped ass swayed back and forth. Her sexual confidence struck me as superior, a major selling point of the woman for a long time now, her huge rack played with and the scene resetting to show her in her undies on a black leather couch as the music died down and she addressed the camera. Ryan then walked over to her with his shirt off, kissing her boob and then mouth as he slowly pleasured her with their usual chemistry, her comments to him coaxing him to rub her box until actually getting her to squirt, her landing strip of pubes and desire to taste his wet finger leading to her reciprocating. She pulled his pants down to immediately started blowing him with a hand assisted hummer, her superior eye contact and light whispers connecting with him mentally just as she was physically in tune with his desires. He held her hair as she used her talented mouth on his cock and some stroking by hand, occasionally teasing him before letting down her hair and mounting his dick for some active vaginal riding positions, additional oral enhancing the action until the spooning position pushed him over the edge to launch his load all over her crotch, Kendra scooping up some of his manly fluids to savor as they glowed in the post coital moments of the encounter.



Scene Four: Romi Rain, the terrific looking hotty on the front cover, was up next giving an interview in her cover lingerie before working with Manuel Ferrara. She was very demonstrative with her hands as she trash talked blondes, her use of statistics questionable though part of the amusement factor included here, the gal explaining her attitude to her Italian heritage. That said, the heavily tattooed woman poured on the sex appeal during the short tease session, her ass given a substantial portion of time as her thong nestled deep inside her yummy cheeks before her rack was treated with some love by the camera when her top came down. As any of her legions of fans could tell you, her perfect proportions were ripe and ready to go, this looking like it was the most recently shot scene of the four given some of the nuances of camera work and editing, her frisky nature perfectly preserved as she ended up in bed to continue as she addressed the camera. Her fleshy ass poured out of her g-string as she presented herself to the camera, lucky Manuel walking over naked and scruffy to enjoy all she had to offer as she squealed with glee when he sucked her tits. He helped her remove her outfit and stuffed his face in her ass, Romi visibly into his oral, his hand wrapping around her neck as she explained how she liked it a “little rough” while he eased into her bald beaver, the shaven slit accommodating his turgid rod as he tore her up. She “wanted all of it” and he obliged her, Romi soon sucking about half his rod into her mouth as she beat his meat rapidly. She was the most active rider of the whole show too, impaling herself on him wildly once she was warmed up, her streaming dirty talk adding to the strokability as she squirted all over him (and herself). This led to a titty fuck as he sat on her face, the implication that she tossed his salad pretty strong though she was more interested in getting more of his cock in her mouth, Manuel asking her how many dicks had she sucked to get that good at it. He then took her head down, ass up in the pussy and fingered her precious pucker, her makeup smearing but Romi not caring one bit, the gal too much into the action to care about trivial things. Both gave more head between positions and she ever jerked him off with her feet, Manuel plastering her face with his seed as she begged him to “paint her” with his spew, hitting her eyes and hair but overall showing a lot of goo.


Summary: Ultimate Brunettes by director Mimefreak for Arch Angel was a well made gonzo fuck flick starring a bevy of brunette beauties getting boned by some of the leading male talents of the industry, each of the five gals comparable to their blonde counterparts from the previous show. Considering the cast included ladies such as Romi Rain, Kendra Lust, Riley Reid, Remy LaCroix, and Cassidy Klein, all giving strong performances with good technical values, I think the movie earned a rating of Highly Recommended, though adjust the rating according to your own tastes as I always suggest. In short, while Ultimate Brunettes was another example of the director shining as he brought forth some of the best performances from a cast that is already known for fine work, most minor issues I could come up with fairly trivial to the porn watching public at large so check it out and see why Mimefreak’s star is still rising in the valley.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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