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It's A Whore's Christmas

Studio: Kelly Madison Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/23/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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It’s A Whore’s Christmas

Kelly Madison Media/Juicy Entertainment

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Genre: Christmas, Compilation, Web-to-DVD

Directors: Kelly Madison (art direction) & Ryan Madison


Cast: McKenzie Lee, Ryan Madison, Stevie Shae, Skin Diamond, Samantha Hayes, Kelly Madison, Nyomi Banxxx, Ana Foxxx, Kacey Jordan, Persia, Victoria Vonn, Jada Fire

Length: 305:22 minutes (138:02 minutes & 167:20 minutes)

Date of Production: 11/7/2015

Extras: The first disc held the movie itself and some trailers, the second disc offering the second half of the movie and more trailers only.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: It’s A Whore’s Christmas was shot in anamorphic widescreen as shot by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Kelly Madison Media. The production was a compilation of previously released scenes from DVDs and the web, appeared to shot using a single camera most of the time, the lighting an effort to combine some artistic touches with a bit more realism than those that go too far in that sense. Likewise, the editing could be a bit too noticeable at times but the lighting was better on average than early company productions, the improvements of late not impacting these scenes as they weren’t native to 4k. The aural components were decent though, few vocals outside of the usual moaning to be had as the music played during the tease sequences and stopped afterwards. The 2.0 Dolby Digital in 192 Kbps audio bit rate was added in post production from what I could determine, very little to speak about other than a few instances where the vocals were low.

Body of Review: Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison have been impressing many with their recent work at Kelly Madison Media, their latest release in for review is the latest in their holiday compilation series called It’s A Whore’s Christmas. The premise of this title was to provide a spotlight showcase on Christmas themed scenes from company archives. The back cover described the show like this: “HO HO HO to all of Santa's little whores in this skin flick. From a devilish helper with a chainsaw to cut you a lovely Christmas tree to scantly dressed elves fighting over a cock as if it were a giant candy cane, these whores get exactly what they want for Xmas and it ain't no sugarplum. Watch their pretty little mouths and holes get filled with dick, as if they were stockings to be filled by Old St. Nick!”

The company press release described the show like this: “Adult superstars Kelly and Ryan Madison share the holiday spirit with their sexy friends in “It’s a Whore’s Christmas,” from Kelly Madison Media. The new double disc DVD produced by PornFidelity will ship to stockings everyone on Wednesday, via distributor Juicy Entertainment. On the heels of October’s popular Halloween-themed “The Whore’ers of Halloween,” “It’s a Whore’s Christmas” proves sex never takes a day off at the Madison household, as the randy couple celebrates the holidays by seducing Kelly’s girlfriends for hot three-way and even four-way action. In the new release, the couple turns on their charm and brings out the wild side of nine gorgeous ladies, whose sole mission becomes to orgasm as much as possible! The cast features award-winning filmmaker/performer Ryan Madison, who also directs and co-produces, and his wife and business partner, Kelly Madison, who also serves as art director and co-producer for the movie. Joining the Madisons are adult stars McKenzie Lee, Samantha Hayes, Skin Diamond, Stevie Shae, Victoria Vonn, Nyomi Banxxx, Ana Foxxx, Kacey Jordan, and Persia. “The winter holidays are my favorite time of the year, especially when we get a chance to showcase the sexier side of Christmas!” Kelly Madison said. “We loved putting together this incredibly hot movie featuring so many of our gorgeous friends who fans absolutely love. It’s our gift for the holidays to all those fans who have been so amazing to us and to retailers who have been very supportive all year long!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Hard Passion 2: A Gift From The Wife: McKenzie Lee, Ryan Madison: McKenzie Lee, a popular brunette, was up next bound and gagged under a Christmas tree as a present for Ryan Madison, a ball gag keeping her from squawking as he explored her lean yet enhanced figure. As she had limited mobility, he had to carry her and list up to a standing position, tossing her on the couch where he freed her hands but only to service him better, the same with her gag. They kissed and he continued to unwrap his present, her sexy fetish outfit making her look really tight and alluring. He fucked her from there, feeding her his cock orally between some of the positions used to satisfy his needs. She blew him fairly well though the act lacked any conviction or serious energy, moving back to the better penetration portion of the tryst which led to Ryan plastering her inner pussy walls with sperm in the form of a creampie in episode #521. The company website described the scene like this: “Kelly has left a gift under the X-Mas tree for Ryan to find. She makes him go to the office to unwrap it and do with it what he pleases. When he gets to the office he finds a bound and gagged McKenzie Lee nestled carefully next to the other gifts. He immediately knows what to do to her and wastes no time doing it. He takes the gag out of her mouth, makes her gag on his hard cock, then leaves a present of his own deep inside of her pussy.” 12/20/2013


Scene Two: Dream Young 1: Unwrapped: Stevie Shae, Ryan Madison: Stevie Shae, a cute blond that has been in porn for a few years now (possessing the longest porn resume on disc according to the IAFD at this writing), was up next with Ryan Madison as the two engaged each other in a playful holiday date where they went out in public to share some fun times together. Once they got back to the house, she put on a skimpy red bow on her ass attached to a g-string, crawling over to Ryan to kiss him and paw his package leading to an aggressive hummer. She helped him maintain a level of intensity that the other scenes lacked as far as I could see, her eye contact and other observable factors showing how into the guy she was (or portrayed to be). She continued to tease before wrapping her lips around his turgid pecker to blow him, some licking and ball sucking enhancing the moment for him. He reciprocated in similar fashion as he cast her panties off to the side of her bald beaver, the couple pushing some limits as he choked her and she throated him, the vaginal riding active often enough to make it look real. Stevie’s ass looked particularly sexy in the air when her head was on the floor but whatever teasing took place from this point on, they were seeking to get each other off, Ryan not stopping after he delivered a wad of sperm to her mouth for swallowing as he gave her a second nut of semen onto her lower torso. The company website described the scene like this: “Check out the Christmas themed sex scene that Ryan did with Stevie Shae. It’s called “Unwrapped” and if you want to get technical this the second time that she has been on Teen Fidelity. The first time she was on Teen Fidelity she was in the white room getting her mouthfuls of cum and her body covered as well. In this gallery Shae is Ryan’s gift for Christmas and he is going to give him just want he wants. I like those gift wrapped panties that she puts on, it makes her ass look pretty much amazing. It always looks good though. The two of them have really good sex he takes his time making sure that she has a orgasm a couple time throughout the video. I would suggest you check out the trailer for this scene because it gives you an idea in what happens throughout the whole video unlike this longer that is the “main video”. The scene ends with Ryan pounding her in missionary until he is ready to cum and he jumps up and drops his load in her mouth, she just loves to swallow!” 12/13/2013


Scene Three: Dark Perversions 1: XXX-Massacre: Skin Diamond, Ryan Madison: Skin Diamond, an exotic young light skinned black gal, was up next with Ryan Madison after she used a chainsaw to cut up the body of someone that did her wrong. There was more fake blood than in a half dozen late night horror shows, Skin going nuts with the buzzing chainsaw to cover everything in sight (including herself), letting Ryan go so he could service her twisted sexual needs. The fucking (vaginal) and sucking were otherwise standard but the wealth of gruesome fake blood all over the place gave this one creepy overtones, her active riding and love of pecker serving her well here. The ending creampie was harder to notice than usual but it seemed fitting given the overall action. The company website described the scene like this: “Episode #468, XXX-MASsacre with Skin Diamond and Ryan Madison- Bathe in the pools of blood Skin creates from chopping up her Christmas present with a chainsaw. She rubs her victims liquids all over her ebonic body and her twisted mind gets her pussy wet as she releases one of her victims so she can taste his candy cane. Their warped minds fuck covered head to toe in blood as Skin goes into ecstasy when her victim makes her cum on his cock leaving her with two cream pies!” 12/14/2012


Scene Four: Better Than Mom: Mom’s Gonna Love It: Samantha Hayes, Ryan Madison: The last scene of the first disc of the compilation showed sexy little Samantha Hayes in tight jeans and a midriff as she helped Ryan Madison pick out a Christmas tree and set it up for mom, Ryan enjoying the view as she stretched and bent over. That led to the two of them fooling around, scruffy Ryan completely mismatched for the young cutie though that is always secondary given he is the only guy regularly used as talent. The couple fooled around in front of the fireplace and tree, little kisses and clothing falling to the wayside as he pawed her youthful figure, her all natural tits and lean hardbody appealing to him even before she slobbed his knob and nuzzled his nuts, some hand to gland friction enhancing the moment for both of them. She gave good eye contact and was occasionally active at riding him in the vaginal positions, Ryan choking her at times before he bust a nut in her open mouth for her to swallow. The company website described the scene like this: “The holidays are here and Ryan Madison and Samantha Hayes were eager to go pick up a tree and wow Samantha’s mom when she got home! They set up the tree in the living room and were ready to do some trimming but when Ryan saw that sweet ass that Samantha was packing in her tight jeans with no panties on he couldn’t resist coming up behind her and kissing her neck, grabbing those bouncy perky teen titties of hers and making her giggle. Soon he had his cock in her mouth and then in true Teen Fidelity fashion he gave Samantha’s tight pussy a royal pounding for this holiday themed episode called Mom’s Gonna Love It!” 12/11/2014


Scene Five: We Vow To Bang Black Beotches 2: Our Black New Years: Kelly Madison, Nyomi Banxxx, Ana Foxxx, Ryan Madison: The second disc of the compilation began with episode #419, Kelly Madison celebrating the coming new year with Ana Foxx, Nyomi Banxxx, and Ryan Madison. The ladies were all dressed up in slutty party attire, the black gals walking down the street to hook up with the Madison duo, a lot of flesh observed as the quartet took the party from the patio to the bedroom where there was a great deal of gash gobbling, vaginal plowing, knob slobbing, and even some oiling up. There were portions of ladies breaking off for some lesbian action while Ryan would pound one of the gals, their hand to gland friction enhancing their superior oral skills but the ladies drained his dragon twice at least, some titty fucking included in the heated, nearly hour long scene. The company website described the scene like this: “It's finally the new year and the Madison's decide to bang one more fuck session before the year ends, and what's better than two black bitches with big bouncing booty's?! Kelly eats each girls pussy out until it's dripping wet so Ryan can slam his cock right into their bright pink muffins and bounces their ass up and down his cock until he cums twice!” 1/6/2012


Scene Six: Old Enough To Be Their Mother 9: The Perfect Present: Kacey Jordan, Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison: Then, the compilation included scene #314 where Kacey Jordan, a perky little blond cutie with pretty eyes, was the present for busty bombshell Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison joining in to service both of them though Kacey was supposed to be the one pleasuring the couple. Kelly was very amusing in her slutty black outfit as she tore open presents to open the scene though, her facial expressions certainly familiar as she tore open presents less to her liking but Kacey’s bald beaver in contrasting white pantyhose to Kelly’s black mesh, was visually stimulating as the ladies took to each other orally at first, Ryan joining in to give oral before the ladies double teamed him with a hummer until it was time to plow pussy. Kacey rimmed Kelly as Ryan tore into Kelly’s wet snatch too, a lot of good eye contact and active vaginal riding before Kacey milked his balls dry of semen to let his juices fall on Kelly’s massive mammaries (Kacey then licking his manly seed up). The company website described the scene like this: “If you could pick your own Christmas present, something you had wanted all year, what would it be? Well, if your Kelly Madison, you would get a very desirable gift... also known as the Kacey Jordan doll, complete with open access nylons! This sexy teens soul purpose was to satisfy the Madison's every XXXmas desire. Happy Holidays!” 12/25/2009


Scene Seven: Porn Fidelity 18: Ho Ho Ho’s: Persia Pele, Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison: This came from episode #261, Dr. Jay describing it like this: “When the scene begins, Kelly and Persia are playing Santa's little "Ho Ho Ho's" as they adorn a Christmas tree with ornamental "balls." Of course, the girls enjoy lots of verbal banter about the "balls" they're hanging and soon start to play with and suckle the tree ornaments as if they were flesh-and-blood male testicles (Pretty hot use of the girls' mouths, if you'd ask me!). Soon, tree decoration morphs into breast-worshipping foreplay as the girls' titties pop out of their tight outfits...and into each other's mouths. As the girls' juice starts to flow, their good-natured teasing gets hotter and more suggestive which leads, of course, to pussy play, cunnilingus, and masturbation (Persia's pussy is delightfully juicy...even before Kelly goes down on her!). In due course, Kelly's husband Ryan hears somebody "stirring" in the living room and comes to investigate. When he sees the girls' state of undress and pleasure-seeking positions, he, of course, joins right in. As Ryan pops his fully-erect dick out of his pajamas, his "two nasty whores" recite, in unison, a sexually-charged version of "The Night Before Christmas" that ends with, "So give us your cock...come near!" Cool! Immediately, the two girls attack Ryan's lucky rod with both their mouths and hands and even manage to pleasure his penis with both of their mouths at the same time. Foreplay also includes lots of open-mouthed kissing, titty spanking, clit jacking, balls gobbling (excellent close-ups), hot eye contact with us, and mutual stripping. Kelly gets to fuck her husband first...in reverse cowgirl...when she inches her pussy down around his fully erect cock and then pistons her superb body up and down as her erect and happy clit watches approvingly. Meanwhile, Persia jacks Kelly's aforementioned happy clit and squeezes her humongous hooters. As the scene unfolds, the girls cheerfully share Ryan's dick as they take turns vaginally fucking/riding him in several positions (see list below). And, Persia uses her large breasts and ample cleavage to fuck Ryan's dick, too! When Ryan can no longer withstand the intense pleasure derived from fucking two hot pussies, he lets loose numerous high-powered ejaculations of semen that splatter Persia's fine belly, tits, and throat. Then, Persia massages the semen into her flesh and milks him dry with her hands. As the scene comes to a close, the girls jingle their bells (their boobs) while kissing and singing, what else, Jingle Bells.Cute scene...not as hot as Scenes Two and Three, but quite enjoyable.” The company website described the scene like this: “It was Christmas time at the Madison's house, plenty of noise was stirring, it must be the sign of a naughty spouse. Kelly was playing away, Persia had a pretty pussy I must say. Ryan awoke to see what was the matter and came down stairs to sexual chatter. Santa had come early this year to give the gift of Pornfidelity cheer!” 12/19/2008


Scene Eight: Big Natural Titties 4: XXX-Mas: Victoria Vonn, Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison: Then came episode #209 that started with a Christmas tree lot getting some attention by both Victoria Vonn and Kelly Madison, the ladies more interested in their awesome boobs on the rainy night than expensive trees, Victoria soon shown getting the tree set up perfectly as she bent over with her delicious ass as Ryan and Kelly admired the view. One thing led to another and the frisky couple started warming up, Kelly moving to the floor to explore Victoria’s tits with Ryan providing backup. The camera work sucked at times but fans of bosom play will appreciate how much action was devoted to tits and both ladies gave great head, Ryan offering his tongue and turgid pecker as desired by his two parters that were seeking to relieve him of his sperm, some slow motion footage showing him nut on Victoria’s welcoming mug above Kelly’s chest. The company website described the scene like this: “It's Christmas time and Kelly had visions of sexy bums dancing in her head. She had an early xxx-mas present for Ryan and he whistled and shouted by name, "Now Kelly, Now Victoria riding cock is the game!" He did his deed and had his way, at the end of it all, all he could say, "Merry Christmas to you and your face filled with goo!” 12/21/2007


Scene Nine: Baby’s Mommas 3: Fuck Pussy Great In 2008: Jada Fire, Ryan Madison: The double disc compilation ended with episode #210, Jada Fire walking down the neighborhood street in revealing attire as she addressed the camera and found out how messy a bottle of bubbly can be before she called for help. Ryan came to her rescue in the bedroom where curvy Jada showed him a good time, starting with her breasts and a kiss but including a lot of active vaginal penetration positions and head. I particularly liked her glorious ass all oiled up, Ryan eventually plastering her squirting pussy with all his manly fluids before he cleaned her with a new bottle of champagne. The company website described the scene like this: “Even though this year is almost over, our demands for great fucking have gotten even bolder. We wanted to bring in Jada and fuck her pussy great for the new year of 2008. With the clock almost striking midnight, Ryan needed to stick his cock into a pussy nice and tight. Screw all the kisses, lets bang the girl provided by the Misses.” 12/28/2007

Summary: It’s A Whore’s Christmas by directors Kelly Madison & Ryan Madison for Kelly Madison Media was a fun show with a lot of entertainment value, the Madison’s having come up with some amusing, and sexually appealing, scenes for the upcoming holiday over the years (though a few of the choices here were kind of gruesome too). As a compilation, the extras were weak but the extra scenes had good replay value and strokability, making this one another solid Recommended. In short, It’s A Whore’s Christmas was well worth picking up, the movie a nice tribute to one of the favorite holidays for the young at heart that enjoy “presents” of one sort or another, so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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